Shadow guard is an unlucky profession

I'm afraid it will take a night to find someone, why did these two disasters come.

Finally, everything returned to calm. After all, those who landed on all fours were no better than those who landed on two.The beauty held the cat with fried hair in one hand, and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear with the other hand. She flung herself on the bed in a charming manner, and pointed her finger at Xiao Jiu.

"Xiao Jiu, if you want to prepare something for me, don't do it when you are on a mission. If you miss the prince's business, it won't be worth the punishment." The jade hand caressed the cat's back, and the beauty lowered her head and smiled shyly, "I like it very much, let's raise it together." Bar!"

Hesitating whether to tell the truth, if he let the person in front of him know that he didn't send it to him on purpose, the consequences...

"It...it came by itself...So you still like moving..." But if you are found to be lying, the consequences will be more serious.

The beautiful eyes stared, and the corners of the raised eyes were even more severe.The sound of squeezing teeth sounded in the room again, "Ten years, you still don't know what I like?"

"No...not...I know, I know that you like these hairy things. I just don't know that you...you still like to live. Aren't there only skins left in your house?" Quickly waved her hands to explain, the beauty Very angry, the consequences are very serious, "If you like it, we can raise it together. At worst, I will raise it until it shines and let you touch it."

"Huh! This is not too bad! Ah! The porridge I cooked!"

Ear-piercing screams resounded throughout the east courtyard, and Brother Yi, who had just entered the courtyard, frowned.With a face like sinking water, he walked quickly towards Xiao Jiu's room. Xiao Jiu came back from a mission last night, and that guy would only be in Xiao Jiu's room at this time.

A dragon without a head can't do it. The shadow guards are divided into east and west houses, so naturally each house has its own head.And brother one is number one, and because he is the head of the east courtyard, so everyone calls him brother one.He arranges all the big and small matters in the east courtyard.It's better to say that she is the housekeeper of the East Yard, from birth, old age, sickness and death to small things like eating, drinking, and messing around, even if it's a mouse in the East Yard, he has to make proper arrangements.

Pushing open the door and entering, the room was in a mess. She glanced at Xiao Jiu who was sitting on the ground with her head bowed, and then looked at the person on the bed.Brother Yi decisively exited the room and closed the door with both hands.The veins on the temples are raised, and there is a dull pain.Glancing at the nine characters hanging on the mahogany door, it is strong and powerful, and it is definitely my own handwriting.With a heavy sigh, he pushed the door again.

"Fun? In and out?"

Xiao Jiu saw who was coming, stared at the person playing with cats on the bed, and quickly got up from the ground, "Brother Yi."

The first brother waved his hand. He has long been used to the habits of people in bed, but he is really not used to his hobbies. "Sixth brother, why are you dressed like this? Have you taken care of the boss's funeral?"

The beauty, that is, the sixth child, lazily raised her eyelids and glanced at Yi, humming: "What's wrong with me like this? The funeral of the old ghost has been settled long ago."

"Are you really done?"

"Huh? If you are worried, why don't you do it yourself? There are so many people in this courtyard, why is it me?" The cat threw the cat, and the whole person stood up abruptly, looking down at him, "You think I don't care about you all day long?" If you are male or female, I will do these unlucky things for Lao Tzu."

"Heaven and earth conscience! You love to pretend to be a girl. Although I am not used to it, I have never said that I dislike it. Everyone in the West Courtyard doesn't fight, why I leave it to you, you understand in your heart!"

"I don't understand! I only know that apart from Xiaojiu, you all don't know what to say behind my back in this yard. I just love women's things? Don't say if you have the ability. Next time you have such a task, you will pretend. I use The head guarantees that if you put on phoenix robes and rouge for you, even the beggars on the side of the road will look down on you!"

"Sixth brother, stop talking..." Seeing that the first brother's face was getting darker, Xiao Jiu pulled the skirt of the sixth brother to signal him not to shout so loudly. What to say about women's clothing, everyone is more unaccustomed, not used to such a beauty being a man, or the kind of stinky man who can only look at but not pounce. Doesn't this maliciously increase the beast's desire in this man's den?It's not surprising to have a bit of a gripe.

"What are you talking about? If you want to take off the girl's skirt and go to Yaojie, don't die on the bed like an old ghost. Immediately, he should be killed like this! What happens next? He is such a scum that he still expects someone to give him Is it okay to wear sackcloth and mourning? I can take care of my funeral affairs properly, the mass graves outside the west city, and the corpse wilderness should be where he stays!"

"Brother Six!" "Sixth Brother!"

Xiao Jiu was surprised by this result, but Brother Yi already knew it.

"If I had known this before... everyone is dead, why did you...he is your father!"

"You treat him as my father, but I don't regard him as a thing. To that dead ghost, I'm just a burden that he twisted all night!"

Lao Liu and the dead leader are father and son, and the whole Hongxia Villa knows it.Everyone knows that the flirtatious leader never felt that he had a son. Since the sixth child was sent to the villa, the leader has never cared for, raised, and never hugged this son like a normal father.The two were strangers, and the leader only regarded this son as a shadow guard seedling for nothing, and treated him harshly, stricter than any shadow guard.

Seeing the sixth brother and the first brother standing in a stalemate, Xiao Jiu whispered to the first brother: "I'll go to Luanfengang to find the boss."

"Where are you going? You are not allowed to go anywhere!"

"You go now!"

"Brother Yi, I don't care about being a son, what are you in a hurry for?"

"Don't you take this father seriously? Then let my apprentice serve you! Xiao Jiu, you go!"

"I can't tell!"

As soon as the words fell, Lao Liu's figure moved accordingly.The silver hairpin on the head was pulled out, and the three thousand black hairs were like a black peony blooming.A few streaks of silver light shot out from the ink, pointing directly at Brother Yi.

Brother Yi stretched out his arms to protect Xiao Jiu behind him, "Go quickly, I'll drag you here."

"Xiao Jiu! If you dare to go, I will break up with you!"

Outside the green hills, there are random graves.The ground was full of wreckage, and the owls screamed.The dark paper is all over the sky, and the green smoke is slowly rising.A solitary grave, standing alone.

A piece of Chinese fir stands in front of the grave, with the word "dead ghost" written in wild cursive.

The words are just like the person, arrogant, messy, making it difficult to see clearly.

3. Brothers are amazing...

Broken doors and broken windows, wood residue everywhere.The sound of hidden weapons breaking through the air, and the sound of shouting bets.

Xiaojiu, who came back from Luanfengang, saw such a scene and felt a headache in her stomach. It seemed that she really had to find someone tonight.For the task of stealing the account book, he has not slept well for three days, and this kind of thing happened again after finally completing the task.

"Have Xiao Jiu found the boss?" The first brother took the hidden weapon that the sixth flew, turned his head and shouted at the guys who were squatting on the rockery in the courtyard to place bets: "Are you guys free?"

The few people on the rockery immediately scattered like birds and beasts. Don’t think that the martial arts show will not be regarded as a martial arts show, but it will become a full-fledged martial arts show.

Lao Liu also stopped, raised his hand to rake the long hair scattered on his forehead to the back of his head, raised his chin and squinted at Xiao Jiu.His face was flushed, not knowing whether it was due to the use of force or anger.The long skirt was lifted up and pinned to the belt, revealing a pair of long white legs, moving the feet to the ground, and the bell hanging on the ankle also moved and rang.It fell on Xiao Jiu's ears like a series of reminder bells, in a word: Brother Six is ​​very angry, and the consequences will be serious.

"I found it, but it was badly bitten by the owls, so I buried it on the spot." Looking up at Lao Liu, Lao Liu also looked at him, nodded slightly, turned around and walked out.

The first brother glanced at Xiao Jiu, who was about to open his mouth to call someone, and looked quietly at the leaving Lao Liu, with his hands behind his back, and sighed.

"They are father and son after all." Xiao Jiu turned her back to Brother Yi, looking at the straight back of Lao Liu.

"He just has a dead mouth." No matter how straight his back was, the staggering steps still made people feel heartbroken.

Xiao Jiu turned to look at Brother Yi, the sunlight shot out from the clouds outside the high wall and hit his back, making his expression unclear.

"Brother Six's handwriting is not usually ugly."

Brother Yi crossed his arms and said with a smile, "That's wild grass."

"Ugly!"

"It's ugly and better than your chicken feet."

"You taught me the characters! It's your master's fault if you can't write well." As he said that, Xiao Jiu rushed towards Brother Yi like a tiger.

"Dead wood can't be carved, people who are stupid can't learn, and I can't blame the master for being bad." Turning sideways, people rushed to nothing, and before Xiao Jiu was about to pounce on the ground, he stretched out his hand and grabbed his back collar and pulled him into his arms, "You three-legged cat!" Kung fu, don't be ashamed of yourself here."

Falling into Brother Yi's arms, Xiao Jiu raised her arms around his neck to prevent herself from falling to the ground, "I'm afraid that no one in this courtyard is a match for Brother Yi, but the others... that's not necessarily the case." It's..."

The corners of Brother Yi's eyes twitched slightly, and he felt that his neck was a little hot, "Others? Like your lightness kung fu?"

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Jiu, who was still in Brother Yi's arms, rushed to his back like a monkey, her legs clamped Brother Yi's waist from behind, her hands tightly strangled his neck, and she was about to slap him when she opened her mouth. Brother's ears.

"Like my teeth!"

"Ah! It's a dog! How old is it? It's still the same as when I was a child! Let go!" I tried to shake off the cowhide plaster on my back, but the more I shook it, the tighter it became, and the pain in my ears became more uncomfortable, "Just let go , or I will do it!"

"Try it yourself, and see if I dare to turn you into an ear." Spitting out her bloody ear, Xiao Jiu leaned her head on Brother Yi's shoulder, "Say, if you can't write well, it's because your master didn't teach you." Well, it’s not that I’m stupid! I hate people saying I’m stupid.”

"You're just stupid! Otherwise, you said, if you learn martial arts together, everyone will learn it in one day, and you have to learn it for three days? My handwriting is so beautiful, and your handwriting is like a chicken's paw!