Shadow guard is an unlucky profession

A serious brother-in-law emperor brother backed him up.

But there are some people who like to touch the tiger's butt, and like to do some provocative things.The newly appointed Minister of the Household Department insisted on finding something to do in this peaceful and prosperous age for the sake of his political achievements. Fortunately, he did not die and pointed the finger at King Yanqin, who was idle and couldn't find anything interesting to do. The drama of stealing the ledger above.

And Heiying Xiaojiu, who starred in this scene, has returned to his room and stared at the thing lying on his bed...

Where is it?

Pulling off the mask covering her face, Xiao Jiu glanced down at the scratches on her hands, and immediately hid her hands behind her back.He raised his eyes and waited for something on the bed—a black and fat cat.

Isn't this cat the one that was in Hubu Shangshu's house before?How did you come here?Xiao Jiu twitched the corners of her mouth, and couldn't help but think of the ghost stories she had heard before.It is said that the cat is very evil, so it must be possible to walk too much at night, and finally let him bump into it, right?

"Xiao Jiu!" A strange voice suddenly sounded from the room, and Xiao Jiu's hair stood on end in shock.

Really met!No way?

2. Beauty...

"Xiao Jiu!"

There was another sound, but this time Xiao Jiu heard it clearly.The sound came not from the cat's mouth, but from behind.As soon as she turned her head, Xiao Jiu wanted to hold her stomach, feeling a little pain, it just hurts for no reason.

"Why is Xiao Jiu covering his stomach? Why don't you just steal something so that you won't get hurt?" The visitor was dressed in red, with his jet-black hair casually rolled up, with a few silver hairpins sticking crookedly on it.Her tall eyes were charming, and she looked at Xiao Jiu with a smile.Yinhong's lips pursed slightly, and she asked in a coquettish voice, "Does my new clothes look good?"

There was another stomachache, and Xiao Jiu took a cold breath.What do the people in front of you say?The bright red skirt is embroidered with golden peonies. This dress is undeniably beautiful.And this person's skin is like ice and snow, his eyes are like starlight, and his lips are hooked into a smile that is not a smile, how charming is he.But Xiao Jiu just felt uncomfortable, and opened her mouth to speak, when she saw the beauty raised the tray in her hand and said again.

"I cooked porridge for you, try it while it's hot."

The tray was placed on the table neither light nor heavy, and the beauty turned her head and approached Xiao Jiu with a smile.Step by step, Xiao Jiu was forced to sit on the bed, the beauty smiled again at his embarrassment, and Qian Qianyu supported Xiao Jiu's chin with her fingers.

"Am I good-looking?" The words she spoke again were no longer as whiny as before, and the short four words were almost squeezed out between her teeth.

No matter how much Xiao Jiu stayed still, she knew that the beauty was angry, and the consequences would be serious.Swallowing, "Good... nice..."

"Then why hesitated for so long?" The hand resting on the chin touched Xiao Jiu's throat, and the fingertips gently scraped on the Adam's apple.

"It's... so beautiful... I... I'm dumbfounded..."

A series of silver bells and laughter came from beside her ears, and Xiao Jiu felt that the jade hand on her throat was finally removed.Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was pulled up from the bed.

"I'm good-looking! I'm dead! I'm going to drink up Zou, I've been through it for a long time."

"You... you made it? Can you not eat it?" There was another stomachache, and I just hoped that this ancestor would leave quickly.

The beauty paused and stared sideways at Xiao Jiu.Liu Mei raised her eyebrows lightly, "What? Can't I eat the food I made?" The smile on his face was extraordinarily beautiful when he spoke, as beautiful as a poppy flower, with poison.

"Yes! I'll eat it right away!"

Yu hand blocked it, and pressed the bowl on the table to prevent Xiao Jiu from moving.Slender eyes narrowed into a line, "Don't force yourself if you don't want to eat! If you don't want to eat, there are people queuing up to eat in this courtyard. When will the master tell you to come back? You have been late for half a stick of incense. I can open one eye and close the other." Eyes, but those guys in the west courtyard don't have such bad eyes! Not to mention those guys from outside!"

Xiao Jiu only felt that her stomach cramps were getting worse, and she would not have punished the Minister of the Household Department if she knew it would be like this.Finish your work early and come back early. After all, it's okay for the person in front of you to catch the little tail, but it's not good for others to catch it.

There are not many shadow guards in King Yan Qin's hands, for this master, there are no more people, as long as they are good.The shadow guards are numbered from one to thirty, plus a shadow guard leader.The leader lives next to King Yanqin, while the other 30 people live in the two houses on the two sides of the villa.In the dark, they are because, in the open, their division of labor and any position in the entire villa, it is just a word that those who can do more work, and can save a lot of salary for recruiting workers.

Although the East and the West are one body, they do their own thing. They compete with each other in secret, picking on each other's faults, but no matter how much they fight, they are still brothers. The bamboo horses that have been trained together since childhood, no matter how hard they fight, they can still sit still when they turn their heads. Drink and eat meat together.It's just that that was before, and it's different now.

The leader of the Shadow Guard died accidentally.The shadow guards in the hands of King Yanqin have never died unexpectedly. The shadow guards under King Yanqin's hands are still very precious. After all, one is worth ten, which can save a lot of money, and you don't have to worry about who placed the stake.Besides, King Yan Qin is an idle prince, and he has no chance to let his subordinates die unexpectedly.But this leader with strong martial arts just died like this, and it was extremely disgraceful - died on the bed.Going to the brothel and rolling the sheets, playing tricks and playing tricks to death!

Everyone heard the news with a stomach ache, followed by a headache.Who should I give the leader of the shadow guard who has a headache?Everyone hopes that this good luck is their own, but there is only one seat, but there are thirty people who want to sit.Everyone's eyes were red like hungry and panicked wolves, and the two courts that were originally fighting in the cold were even more fierce.Everyone just thought - even if it's not their turn, they must be people in their yard!

Originally, it was fine to make trouble at home, but the emperor heard the super version of the death of the leader after the embellishment, and he just thought that his brother, the prince who no one dared to mess with, was in danger and his life was in danger at any time.With a wave of his hand, he sent ten Dark Dragon Guards to Hongxia Mountain Villa. Wild beasts came from their own hills, which made the shadow guards in the villa feel that there was a crisis in the workplace.

"Did you hear what I said?" Seeing Xiao Jiu wandering in space, the beauty's jade hand turned into an awl kept poking his shoulder, "Fortunately, I was guarding the door last night, so I know about it. I'm afraid you will be hungry, so I specially give it to you." You cooked porridge, but you kindly treated it like a donkey's liver and lungs, so let's just ignore it."

The pain in her stomach couldn't beat the pain in her shoulders, Xiao Jiu took a breath and shook her head, "I'm not ungrateful, it's not...it's not that you are so beautiful in new clothes, am I still stupid? ?”

"Really? Looks good?" The beauty pushed the bowl in front of Xiao Jiu, took the hem of the skirt and turned around to the left, and then turned around again, saying this non-stop, happily studying the clothes Add something to make this dress look better.

Xiao Jiu answered vaguely, staring at the bowl of strangely colored things with a bitter face.Is this really edible?

"Why don't you eat?"

The sound of squeezing her teeth drifted over her head coldly, Xiao Jiu quickly picked up the spoon and stirred the bowl of porridge.

"What's all this?"

The beauty turned around and sat down next to Xiao Jiu, with her arms around his arms, and her whole body fell on his shoulders as if her bones had been pulled out, "Of course it's the best pearl rice! There are also cabbage leaves. It's tasteless and I put some meat for you."

"Meat? What meat?" Staring at the spoon, something full of feet came out, wasn't it what he thought?

"The fourth brother used the remaining poisonous frog, the centipede king in the second sister's room, and threw half a scorpion. I wanted to make you another bowl of snake soup, but the fourth brother hid it tightly. see."

Thank you for not seeing it!You can't eat this bowl of food!Eat to die faster!

"Hurry up and eat it! Is it too hot? I'll blow it for you." He snatched the spoon from Xiao Jiu's hand, scooped up a big spoonful and blew softly with his mouth pouting, "You're busy outside. Overnight, this porridge should be drunk while it’s hot, it won’t hurt the body when the stomach is warm.”

Xiao Jiu felt that her stomach was not so painful, and her heart was warm.Looking down at the people around her, she twisted the blue and white porcelain spoon with white jade-like hands, her red lips were pouty, and her long eyelashes flickered with the movement of blowing, it was indescribably beautiful.

Because of their identities, they had to hide in the dark for a long time, had three meals a day, and sometimes ate and drank less because of their missions. Nine and a half out of ten shadow guards had stomach problems.And his stomach is so bad that it can't be worse. Every time he comes back, the people in front of him will prepare warm snacks for him. It hasn't changed for ten years, but he didn't cook it himself like today.

Looking at the bowl of extremely poisonous porridge again, Xiao Jiu sighed inwardly. It seemed that he was going to find Fourth Brother for some antidote.

"Huh?" The hand holding the spoon paused, and the beauty's eyes shifted from the porridge in her hand to Xiao Jiu's bed, "What a fat cat, did you know that I like it, and you caught it on purpose? You are because of this cat. Did you return?"

Leaving aside this matter, Xiao Jiu almost forgot that there was a cat in the house. Seeing the person who was leaning on her fly towards the bed, the fat black cat quickly jumped onto her in fright. The person also flew over, and suddenly he turned his back on the table, and a bowl of porridge fell to the ground with a slap and bubbling sound.

He couldn't help hugging the person who fell on him with both hands. Fortunately, there was this cat, otherwise the bowl of things would really soften his heart for a moment, and I'm afraid there would be no time to find an antidote.Xiao Jiu was sweating profusely, but the person in his arms broke free from his arms and jumped towards the cat again.

"Damn it, you're so fat, why are you still so good at running!"

A cat scurrying about will leave at most paw prints.A cat and a person running around, it is not a matter of a few paw prints.

Xiao Jiu covered her head thinking about today's