Negative Textbook of Love [Quick Transmigration]

In the huge studio, all the staff are busy setting up the seats.

"The lights are in place!"

"Microphone in place!"

"The host is in place!"

The choreographer and director Yang, sitting in the first row of the auditorium, nodded and said, "Ready? Start broadcasting!"

A blue kitten with tiny wings appears in center stage.

"Hello! Hello everyone! I haven't seen you for a long time but no one misses my poisonous tongue system 7474741! Welcome to our special broadcast of "The Negative Textbook of Love" on the last day of 2018—"Samsara, no What's Impossible" The scene of the real-life interview of "Inside and Out of the Play"!"

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"Okay, that's all for the oral broadcast, and then let's welcome two special guests!"

"First of all, in "Love Against", he played the domineering president who is of mixed blood from two countries, with a prominent family background and worth hundreds of millions. At the same time, he has a dark-bellied villain side that is unknown in the game. Actor - Song Wenyao! Teacher Song!"

The LED screens at the back of the studio opened towards both sides, and the man in the long gray plaid lapel coat nodded very calmly facing the cheering audience. Sit down on the small sofa.

"The next thing is the super popular newcomer actor who has attracted much attention since the broadcast of "Love Against", the most precious little milk dog in the world who can be salty or sweet, our spoon treasure, Zhang Liangshao!"

The LED screen was separated again. A young man wearing a black sweater jacket and a plaid shirt jumped out from the middle energetically. He waved his hands to everyone and smiled brightly. A chubby little cartoon monster, twisting and turning with his movements, looks very cool.

"Ahhhh Liangliang!"

"Shao Shao! I love you!"

Zhang Liangshao walked to the last step, bowed, and politely said "Thank you!", then hopped up and down to sit next to Song Wenyao.

"Yo? This prop is from my apartment."

After he sat down, he found something familiar.

7474741: "Yes, this is a prop specially moved from your house."

Zhang Liangshao was a little stunned: "It's here! But the filming hasn't finished yet, has it?"

7474741: "There is only a side story left. The director said that he probably won't go to your apartment to shoot scenes—after all, you have already lived together in theory."

Zhang Liangshao: "..."

System: "Speaking of which, this shirt of yours seems to be of the same style and color as Mr. Song's coat? Is it a couple outfit on purpose?"

Zhang Liangshao lowered his head and took a closer look at the collar of the shirt he was wearing under his hoodie, "F*ck, it really seems to be...so I wore it wrong..."

He raised his head and whispered in the ear of the man next to him, "No wonder you couldn't find this underwear this morning..."

Song Wenyao: ...

System: "Ahem, speaking of which, the relationship between the two of you has been...?"

"Huh?" Zhang Liangshao turned his head.

"After all, they were still arguing in the last chapter."

!!!

The young man subconsciously sat up straight, pouted his neck and said, "The past is in the past, and that is in the play, it doesn't count, right! Yaoyao?"

He poked the cold-faced man beside him with his elbow.

Song Wenyao: "Oh."

Zhang Liangshao: QAQ chirp.

System: "Oh, I heard that Director Yang has been planning to release the filming footage of the two leading actors recently. It is said that the two not only love and kill each other in the film, but also are happy friends in the entertainment industry outside the film. It’s been several times since I was “broken up”, is that right?”

Song Wenyao's face darkened.

Zhang Liangshao hastily said: "Hahahaha no, we love each other very much, thank you for your blessings, and please don't question our relationship on Xingwei anymore, my family just has a cold face, and it's not like he doesn't hold hands at the airport, It's just that I have too much luggage, and he can't spare it... In addition, everyone can continue to pay attention to the extra episodes of "Love Against" in the next year, the in- and out-of-scene episodes, the preview in advance, it's very exciting!"

System: "Okay, then I have collected some questions from netizens here, and I want to ask a wave."

Shao: "OK, please speak."

System: "The first question is for Mr. Song. You played the role of a finely sliced ​​attack in "Love Against". There are many controversies, and many people express incomprehension that Shao Bao likes you, what do you think of these opinions?"

Before Song Wenyao could speak, Zhang Liangshao rushed to answer.

"Why can't this be understood? Can't you feel the charm of personality? Besides, love is innocent. Do I have to like some positive characters of Wei Guangzheng? I am proud of my second grade!"

Song Wenyao grabbed his hand and put it in his pocket to hold it secretly, "It doesn't matter if they don't like it, as long as he likes it."

System: "The second question is for Shao Bao. Out of so many fine points, which one is your favorite Gong image?"

Shao: "Wow, this question is a bit sharp, um... it should be the eldest prince, right? He has mechs, battleships, and space battleships... It's a man's dream! So handsome! In fact, Ulysses It's not bad, but when we shoot at the beach, we often have wet bodies or something that can see the figure... Chi Liu... But Gu Feng's appearance is also good, and we took a lot of large-scale pictures of Gu Feng... Cough cough, you know, But Xiao Wenyao is also very cute, you can pinch your face casually without getting angry."

Song Wenyao rarely turned his head to look at him, "I'm angry."

Zhang Liangshao was shocked: "Ah? Are you angry that you kept staring at me softly at that time? I thought it was just shy."

After getting smaller, Song Wenyao lost his murderous look in his eyes: "..."

System: "Just now we have entered the third question. In the Heart of Mechanics chapter, how did the two teenagers shoot?"

Shao: "Ah, um, there is a shrinking potion, it is a prop, it will become smaller when you eat it, I want to reveal this! The shrinking potion is very interesting, because it has a time limit. When it is on the set, if it expires, I don't. , he would pick me up for a walk, and then he would keep on secretly mopping, rubbing his head and buttocks and so on... Listen up, my friends, your favorite Wannian old cadre, the ascetic actor, is actually a pedophile beast! "

Song Wenyao's ears were a little red, "I don't know, it's because you are always moving around, I'm afraid you will fall off."

"Okay, okay." Zhang Liangshao smoothed his hair without a bottom line, "But at that time, the paparazzi caught me and said that I was his illegitimate child, hahahaha, it's really poisonous."

System: "Next is the fourth question, oh, this is a bit powerful, tell me about your favorite position during sex."

Zhang Liangshao: "Hey! You dirty people..."

Song: "You have to ask him about this. My requirements are very low, as long as I am an attacker."

Someone was full of hope: "Isn't it impossible to attack?"

Song: "..."

Recently, when he encounters this problem, he will only keep silent, because this way he can enjoy someone's coquettishness and flattery for a while instead of resolutely refusing.

Shao: "Tch, stingy..."

System: "You seem to be digressing..."

Shao: "Okay, okay, let me just talk about the one that left a deep impression on me, uh... once he locked me in his arms, and while he was reading Shakespeare's sonnets in my ear, he helped me jerk off... "

System: "Sounds a bit powerful."

Song: (correction) "That's Yeats."

Shao: (covering his face) "Oh, whatever, anyway, it's poetry in Imperial language... How could you understand me when you read it?"

System: "But this is not considered a body position."

Shao: "It's the back, let's attack the back."

System: "...I'll let you go, this question is over, the next question, what do you think of the director's masked paper sheep?"

Song: "The previous book was very rushed, and it was not easy."

Shao: "Oh, don't say that, I am very optimistic about Yang Dao, Yang Dao is great, and I will bring our blessings to the next book! The sales will definitely get better and better in the future! I will strive to close the book in 2019 Thousands! Over ten thousand texts!"

Song: "Well, work hard."

Shao: "Hee hee hee."

System: "Do you have any goals and wishes for the New Year?"

Shao: "One year paid vacation?"

Song: "...do you want to take maternity leave?"

Shao: "...Just kidding. I've gotten a little fat recently, and I want to go for a morning run with him."

Song: "That's what you said, I'll pull you out tomorrow morning so don't turn your face."

Shao: (surprised) "Is it starting so soon? I'm not ready yet!"

System: "Does Teacher Song have any goals?"

Song: "Get married."

Shao: (fading in shock) "What are you talking about?"

His hand poked Song Wenyao's thigh frantically in his pocket.

Song Wenyao acted calmly as if nothing had happened.

"Well, let's meet my parents first."

"..."

Zhang Liangshao: We're on our side.

System: "I didn't expect to eat such a big melon! It seems that the downtime of StarNet next year has been booked in advance!"

Song: "...Before the news of the marriage is released, I will notify the major online media in advance to prepare for server expansion."

Shao: (Thought to himself) I have made all the preparations, is it because shadows have already appeared in the play...

System: "Okay, seeing that our show is coming to an end, so, one last question, as the new year comes, what do you want to say to everyone?"

Song Wenyao: "There's nothing to say, let's have an early year and wish everyone a happy Year of the Pig."

Zhang Liangshao: "My favorite little angels, 2019 will definitely be happy and smooth. I wish you all successful weight loss, smooth studies, bid farewell to singleness, bid farewell to poverty, cure hair loss, no pain for aunts, and get koi. Become a fairy!!! Most importantly, please support Yang Dao’s new work, thank you for your love for us! I love you too! MUA!!!”

Song Wenyao: "The last sentence doesn't count, cut it out."

Zhang Liangshao: "..."

System: "Thank you to the two special guests. Today's interview is over here. See you next year!"

Director Yang: "Okay, everyone has worked hard, call it a day!"

The staff started to pack up.

Song Wenyao grabbed the young man's hand out of his pocket, did not let go, stood up and left.

"Hey, where are you taking me?"

"Going home, my private jet is already on standby on the roof."

"Is it so hard?! We can also spend New Year's Eve here..."

"No, I want to do (ai) with you until next year."

"Tsk tsk tsk, you gentle scum... At least let me talk to my manager."

"It's okay, my agent went to talk to him."

Zhang Liangshao walked a few steps quickly, took the man's arm, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

"Then let's go."