Negative Textbook of Love [Quick Transmigration]

Zhang Liangshao never imagined that the love period of Mili Tiaoyou would be so short.

Yes, that's right, he had a fight with Song Wenyao.

To be precise, it was the CEO who unilaterally "shielded" him, commonly known as the Cold War.

It's only been a month, why did it happen like this.

In all fairness, Zhang Liangshao is quite satisfied with his vision, and Song Wenyao is indeed a very qualified boyfriend. Although the two people have completely different hobbies and habits in many aspects, they are somehow compatible with each other.

For example, on the bed (sometimes not only on the bed), Zhang Liangshao belongs to the school of whimsy and imagination, while Song Wenyao belongs to the school of rigorous practice and prudence. One step is in place, just like a talented car god; the latter is committed to multiple experiments and gradual debugging, optimizing performance to challenge the limit, and finally achieving precise strikes, so good that he can live up to his name as a doctor of engineering.The two of them have metaphysics and science, and unexpectedly found a common point of "exploring and forging ahead, pioneering and innovating", and they worked together in a mess.

Of course, except for the counterattack.In fact, this agenda has been cueed by Brother Shao many times. He has great enthusiasm and enthusiasm for it. The behavior and words driven by this have a frightening inciting power. Judging from the silent period, maybe he can get what he wants in a few days.But at present, this does not constitute the main conflict between the two, so this is not the reason for the quarrel.

In addition, in all aspects of life, the two people's code of conduct is very different. Of course, this is also caused by the completely different growth environment of the two people. This is the disadvantage of "online dating". The trajectory of life is almost two parallel lines.

For example, Zhang Liangshao likes lazy beds. Apart from never getting up early on weekdays, he also maintains a dispensable reproductive attitude towards breakfast, while Song Wenyao has a very regular schedule, and his self-discipline is terrifying. Let Zhang Liangshao comment that——

"People like him are destined to succeed, but if that's what makes you a billionaire, then I'd better be a happy rice bug"

If Song is a typical "child from other people's family", then Zhang is a typical "child who is indifferent to children from other people's family".

But even this point, the two are perfectly matched. The reason is that once Zhang Liangshao was too lazy to get out of bed, Song Wenyao made him breakfast after running in the morning. He prepared, what kind of love omelette, soufflé slices, water, juice, porridge... Everything was laid out for him on the table. Zhang Liangshao was so touched that he confessed his love to Song Wenyao, who was changing clothes beside him, What about "Yaoyao, I love you so much", "Old Gong, why are you so kind to me", "My mother will never be so kind to me, I cried", and at the end I sighed, "It would be great if I could wake up like this every day from now on" .

Every day is naturally unrealistic, but Zhang Liangshao will wake up on time when the bedroom door is opened again on weekend mornings. This is probably the Pavlov effect.

Speaking of getting up early, in fact, the two are very similar in one aspect.

stay up.

Staying up late and working overtime at any time is probably a programmer's specialty. Anyway, after the last Christmas incident, the two of them also spent New Year's Eve in the company. Zhang Liangshao even blatantly mailed New Year's goods to the president's office, planning to stock up on New Year's Eve. up.

#What holidays do programmers spend#

In short, Song Wenyao is usually busy with business, either because the company has something to work overtime, or a remote meeting at home. Sometimes he will simply spend the night shooting codes by himself. Zhang Liangshao is relatively simple. After promising to give him all the new game compartments, he became addicted to online games and couldn't help himself, and he was bound to lay down every game compartment before he was done.

But recently, he is helping with projects with his mentor in school. He has no time to go to work during the day, and at night he will help to type codes, run programs, dig data and so on.

Sometimes the two of them sat facing each other in front of the desk, sometimes they lay side by side on the bed, sometimes they lay one vertically and the other horizontally on the sofa. There was a large light screen in front of each of them, their expressions were very focused and harmonious.

However, staying up late is generally not good. Any mental illness and skin deterioration are mild, and the most serious thing is that it affects feelings.

I found a bug and couldn't find it in the middle of the night. I was irritable. I picked up the cup and found that the coffee was finished. I didn't bother to pour it. I just drank the other party's cup. I accidentally drank it all. When I received the warning, I rolled my eyes and felt wronged. It is also possible to get up.Of course, at this time, Zhang Liangshao is usually the one who is throwing a tantrum unilaterally. When Mr. Song puts down his work and helps him fix the bug, he promises to be sweeter than cotton candy.

The rest of the trivial things are more:

Why is there a young man who has a hard time sleeping, grabbing the quilt or squeezing the pillow all day long, often waking up and causing a billionaire president to curl up at the foot of the bed and lie alone on the sheet with a stiff neck;

Why is there a CEO who forgot to deal with the "behind the scenes" for a rough person because he was tired day and night, and the two fell asleep in their arms. ", becoming angry and angry, biting the lower lip of the person until it bleeds, saying that he wants to let people experience what it means to be "not afraid to eat spicy hot pot for a month".

Why was there a cat that made a high-profile provocation when Concubine Zhang Chong was in bed, and solved her physical problems on the spot. As a result, the emperor Song, who had a severe obsession with cleanliness, got out of bed on the spot to shovel shit, and was asked by Concubine Zhang angrily, "Do you want a cat or me?" ", the two fell asleep that night.

Why are your pillows too high? I have insomnia every night. Your bed is too soft. I feel uncomfortable when I wake up in the morning. Let’s hang out today. Why don’t you go? Why are you so busy every day? Why don’t you cook recently? Don't you love me anymore? See if I bought you a gift. What kind of expression do you have? You can't be happy because you are wasting my feelings...

I believe you can also see that all the examples ahead have one thing in common.

Those who are angry (gao) and angry (shi) are all recipients who are young and out of character.

Zhang Liangshao has one of his greatest strengths, he has a big heart and doesn't hold grudges.

To completely piss him off, it's basically impossible to get to the sky without any skills.

Therefore, the above angry, pretentious elements are greater than the truth.

Song Wenyao is used to smoothing his hair, and one day his boyfriend suddenly becomes sensible, and he might feel lost.

In fact, he quite enjoys someone's minor problems, and is willing to tolerate him and solve his troubles for him.

After all, there are not many things that money can't solve these days, and things that money can't solve can basically be solved by using your brain, and Song Wenyao doesn't lack these two things.

(Of course, all of this is based on true love. If it’s not true love, who would spend money for you, use your brains, and work hard to put all kinds of promises into action? The president is busy.)

But this quarrel was bad.

One party's sweet-talking skills and the other's proud open-mindedness failed at the same time.

It's all about the hair dye.

The color this time is probably due to dyeing at home, and it faded faster than last time.

Once a stranger and second acquaintance, Zhang Liangshao was actually bored and planned to dye his hair back. One day, he was brushing his teeth in front of the mirror in the bathroom, and suddenly half-jokingly asked someone.

"Would you suddenly dislike me after I dyed my hair back black?"

Song Wenyao was washing his hands. Hearing this, he glanced up at him and asked casually, "If I become black-eyed, will you suddenly dislike me?"

He meant to say "you think too much".

As a result, a certain Yankong's heart skipped a beat, and he hesitated for three seconds to seriously think about this question for a while.

Zhang Liangshao likes Song Wenyao's blue eyes, which is obvious to all. In this article, which mainly focuses on receiving as the first perspective, how many times the president's eyes have been described, even the author can't count.

If only my boyfriend's dark blue eyes turned into plain black...

Still handsome.

"Don't worry, I won't let you go even if you are blind." Zhang Liangshao gave a perfect answer.

The fault was that his delay was too serious, which aroused the suspicion of someone with an extremely sensitive mind.

Song Wenyao gave an additional question.

"Then what if I'm dumb?"

Deadly, must kill.

Zhang Liangshao fell silent for a moment. He lowered his head to spit out the froth in his mouth, rinsed his mouth, then lowered his head while cleaning up the table and said, "...Do you mean the temporary loss of voice or the one that can't be cured?"

"..." Song Wenyao washed the foam off his hands, took a piece of paper to dry, opened the door, turned and left.

Then I didn't speak to him all day.

Evening "sports" have also been cancelled.

Gone are the weekend "perks," too.

……

Zhang Liangshao wanted to order a cool song for himself.