Rebirth Alien Conquest

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Gu Xingchen was stunned for a while, then asked You Suo softly, "You Suo, did you pick this up?"

Yuso's expression: =_=

After this incident, Gu Xingchen deeply understood a truth.

Yosso is Yosso, Yosso is omnipotent, and it would be wrong to doubt him.

Yusuo handed Gu Xingchen the biological thermal clothing made by the Emidot stars who had paid for it: "This has its own temperature control system. The clothes on your body don't seem to be very comfortable to wear. Do you want to change it?"

He was sweating from the heat, and he looked really uncomfortable, but his blushing was also so cute.

Being looked at by You Suo with a slight smile, Gu Xingchen didn't feel hot at first, but now he felt a little hot. His cheeks were hot, his lips moved, and he asked uncertainly, "Is this for me?"

This is a black card...the legendary black card.

Yusso: "Yes, this is your size, if I'm not mistaken." It shouldn't be wrong, the Osa people have excellent sensory vision, and it is impossible for them to have problems with visual inspection.

Gu Xingchen burst into tears.

He is excited.

He even had the chance to get a black card in his life!

In fact, Yusuo has given Gu Xingchen several gifts before, but those Nami rabbits, airships, blood necklaces and so on before, because they were too expensive, seemed unreal. Not only did Gu Xingchen not feel the pleasure of receiving the gift, but more It's panic.

Now Yousuo is like a normal person on Earth, buying clothes for him and swiping his credit card for him. Gu Xingchen has become smart in an instant. He didn't expect that he would have a sugar daddy one day, especially this rich guy is still at the cosmic level.

Gu Xingchen's feeling is just one word, exciting!

But the excitement is the excitement, Gu Xingchen thinks it's fresh, but it doesn't mean that he is really embarrassed to accept the clothes bought by Yousuo. He himself is quite honest, although he has received several gifts from Yousuo before.

Gu Xingchen pushed back the clothes that You Suo handed over, "That... you should wear it yourself, I can earn money to buy it myself."

Although earning is a bit slow, >.

When he checked out the clothes just now, he saw the amount, and it showed universe coins. He is not very good at mathematics, but he did a hasty conversion in his heart. When the RMB value was displayed, he had no idea.

I wear it myself?

Yuso was confused, this was not his size at all, and the Ossa are generally tall, even the shortest Ossa, it is impossible to wear such a small size.

Thinking of something, You Suo smiled, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to change it now, I will hold it for you, and you can go home and wear it."

King Osa interpreted Gu Xingchen's refusal to accept that he was shy and embarrassed to change clothes in front of him.

Gu Xingchen blushed a little, and responded softly: "Oh."

His voice: >. <, well, I reluctantly agree.

Gu Xingchen decided to expel his manga as soon as possible and give it to Yousuo as a return gift, otherwise he would be embarrassed.

After all, it was Christmas, and this was a large shopping mall with the largest traffic flow. As far as the eye could see, it was full of dark crowds. Riverrat, Jill and other members of the guard had lost their way in the crowd.

Riverrat, crazy: [Where is this place, why do I feel like I lost them, my God, there are people from Earth everywhere, and they still squeeze me! 】

Jill, pitiful: [Captain, I don’t know where I am, I seem to have lost touch with His Highness, and there are people from Earth all around me, they also squeeze me...]

The members of the guards in various positions burst into tears: [We are too~~]

The Osa people, who were counterattacked by the earthlings, were at a loss.

Rifrat: [It doesn't matter, I want to turn on the three-dimensional network device. 】

Jill: 【Captain, don't do it, people on Earth will be scared. 】

Riverrat didn't care how Jill blocked him, he had already opened it, ignoring the surprised eyes of the people around him, he quickly checked the location of King Osa on the three-dimensional map displayed in the air, it was okay if he didn't look at it, just looked at it directly Convulsions, a mouthful of old blood spurted out:

【Ahh——this hateful Your Highness!He actually turned off all the positioning devices on his body, he didn't want us to continue to monitor the princess, it must be like this, it must be like this!I just looked at the princess twice more, as for him to do this to me——! ! 】

Jill sneered: [Hahaha, Your Highness seems to be jealous, Captain, don't be angry...]

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There is a strong Christmas atmosphere everywhere, Christmas carols are singing non-stop, and dolls dressed as Santa Claus and elk are shaking and distributing product leaflets for merchants to advertise.

Yusuo also got one. He politely handed the untouched Roujiamo to Santa Claus, and said solemnly: "Thank you, this is a return gift."

Santa Claus was dumbfounded.

Gu Xingchen was embarrassed again.

A pair of couples, you and me, can't wait to stick together when they walk. You can see "Siamese twins" holding a piece of ice cream and sharing them everywhere.

Gu Xingchen and You Suo were eating together in Wai Dang Lao, and a couple was sitting opposite them, and they were sharing a glass of milkshake sweetly.

Gu Xingchen obviously felt that the people around him were stiff, and his eyes became hot when he looked at him. A glass of pineapple Xindi was handed to him. King Osa's eyes glowed, and he looked at him with great anticipation:

"Shall we eat like that too?"

Let's eat like that, shall we...

Is it good to eat like that...

OK……

……

The fried chicken drumsticks in Gu Xingchen's hand fell onto the table slowly, slowly.

"Ahem... this, this, on this earth, only men and women can eat like that, men and men can't." Gu Xingchen choked on the fried chicken leg, his face turned red, he didn't have the confidence to talk to You in a hurry. Ask for an explanation.

That's weird, >.

And just thinking about it...so gross.

Yousuo was obviously disappointed when he heard this. He took the pineapple back and looked at the sensual couple with regret: "Then let's eat it like this when we go back to Osa."

^_^, Fortunately, Osa does not have these strange rules.

It's a pity that I can't have a cup of ice cream with my spouse now.

Gu Xingchen is cold.

Gu Xingchen likes fried food, in front of him is either fried chicken nuggets, french fries, or a multi-layered burger with fried meat sandwiched between them, and he himself eats it too much, with oil on his hands and mouth.

"Eating too much of this kind of food is not good for your health. You should also eat something else." Yusuo sent him his own vegetable and seafood soup.

The olfactory organs of the Osa people are very sensitive. It is a pity that the main ingredients in the food can be analyzed only by the smell, but the composition of the pile of fried food in front of Gu Xingchen is obviously not conducive to the long-term eating of the earth people.

Gu Xingchen watched You Suo push his favorite fried food aside, and then a cup of vegetable and seafood soup, which he disliked the most, was stuffed into his hand, and he burst into tears.

Why don't you let me eat it? It's rare to come out and eat it once. You must know that he won't be able to eat these in the next ten years of embarrassment_

King Osa couldn't understand the sorrow of the otaku, and even more incomprehensible the sorrow of the poor otaku, especially the super poor otaku who was reborn ten years later!

The temperature of the air conditioner in the shopping mall was very high, and Gu Xingchen, who was dressed like a steamed stuffed bun, finally couldn't take it anymore. He decided to go to the WC to take off some clothes, threw the scarf and earmuffs to You Suo, and said, "You wait here for me .”

Yusuo took the clothes and didn't speak, but the expression on his face clearly said: I want to go together.

Gu Xingchen is embarrassing.

The WC was full of people, Gu Xingchen couldn't find a vacant cubicle, so he simply went to the sink with a large mirror to change his clothes.

He took off the scarf, unbuttoned his jacket, threw the jacket on the scarf on the sink, and then took off the big sweater inside. The neckline of the sweater was relatively tight, and he couldn't pull it all the way when he took it off. Unfortunately, Gu Xingchen's head was wrapped go inside.

I saw a suspected "female" in a cute pink sweater in a male WC in a shopping mall, trying to pull the big sweater that couldn't be pulled off her head.All the men who had hurried in and out with their hands in their hands stopped and stared at "her" with their mouths wide open.

After a lot of hard work, Gu Xingchen finally took off the sweater on his head. He raised his head to take off the next one, when he saw in the mirror, a large row of men gathered together, staring at him dully.

When Gu Xingchen turned his head, a group of old men covered their crotches one after another, turned around to dodge with shy expressions.

Gu Xingchen: >.<, you did it on purpose, I'm a man.

Gu Xingchen, who has shrunk back from the bun state to the normal state, is still very delicate, maybe because the temperature is too hot, his face is a little flushed, the tip of his nose and cheeks are rosy, and his hair is hot.

Just as he was about to take the clothes he took off and go back to look for Yousuo, his outstretched hands suddenly turned in the middle of the way, and were held tightly by an artistic uncle wearing sunglasses and braiding his hair.The uncle smiled wretchedly:

"Little brother, do you want to work part-time?"

The author has something to say: This is the Q version of King Osa designed with the help of Kuji Tea Shop~

Another thing, this article was the first master last night, I am very happy, I am very grateful to sdyouhunshuijing, who is the first master of this article.

In addition, thanks to the students who worked hard to score~~~

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13. Sea X King is the existence that destroys marriage...

Earth Calendar 2012

It was still Christmas day.

A crowded WC entrance.

Gu Xingchen's tender hand was held by a strange uncle with long hair and sunglasses.

The uncle with a villainous face showed a wretched smile, and said "saltly":

"Little brother, you really don't want a part-time job? I think you are very suitable for this job, and the hourly salary is very high."

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