Rebirth Alien Conquest

The iconic black long tail is also covered by a long woolen jacket, walking on the street with Gu Xingchen, a small earthling, no one will have the idea of ​​"he is the king of Osa".

Who would have thought that the big BOSS occupying the earth is just like their ordinary people at this moment, walking on the street eating the old corn meat sandwiches recommended by Gu Xingchen, trying countless times to hug Gu Xingchen's waist pretending to be casual but all failed It ended (Comrade Gu Xingchen's upper body was too round, and Osa King's arms were long, but he couldn't cover it successfully), he was tangled and happily enjoying this first date.

"There are so many people on Earth, compared to our planet Osa..."

"There are more ants than your planet Osa, right?"

"Hehe, how did you know I wanted to say this?"

King Osa thinks his future spouse is really smart and cute, he is so lucky. (Because Gu Xingchen accidentally said OK, so the child started to learn English)

Gu Xingchen: =. =, because you have said it several times.

"People on Earth are really smart. They make a variety of foods, and they are also very delicious. Our Osa food only focuses on nutritional value, but it is very simple." Especially this one called 'Old Corn', the taste is really great!I didn't expect that the people on earth have low combat ability, but they are so accomplished in these fields (such as food, clothing), which is not easy.

King Osa sighed and swallowed the cobs of the old corn.

Gu Xingchen at the side: ==|||

"There are still a lot of delicious food here, I'll take you to eat." Gu Xingchen decided to ignore what he saw just now.Since they're Ossa, maybe they just like corn on the cob?

Yusso smiled: "Yeah."

The author has something to say: King Osa treats human culture like a monk looks at Jin Ping Mei... profound

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11. The cosmic-level nouveau riche...

Since the Ossa occupied the earth, more and more alien races have gradually come under the sight of human beings. They not only brought advanced alien civilizations, but also brought various novel and interesting alien cultures.

Just like the huge shopping malls nowadays, you can see new specialty stores opened by aliens everywhere, and they are so popular that the merchants on earth can't match them.Whenever there is an alien word on the door of the store, the door is always crowded with curious human beings, especially the one marked with the four-pointed star logo of Osa. It was staged in a few seconds, and the star effect was nothing more than that.

Of course, Chinese businessmen are not vegetarians. How can they sit still if they are seized by foreign businessmen? Their cleverness has once again been fully demonstrated under the pressure of competition.

I don’t know who came up with the bad idea first, to advertise King Osa’s full-length posters and sculptures, the effect is much more powerful than that of a star who is so popular, customers flocked to it, and almost broke the store door.Next, no matter what kind of store it is, they all began to follow the example of the owner who created a miracle of income. The head of King Osa wearing a helmet was posted all over the streets and alleys. Supply stores are no exception.

Our open-minded Osa King didn't have any dissatisfaction with this. He just stared at the half-naked picture with his head on the advertisement of a sex toy store for a few seconds, then turned around and said seriously to Gu Xingchen: "This is only the one on the top." (The head) is mine, the body is not mine."

The Ossa don't take pictures naked like that, Yosso shook his head.

Needless to say, our savvy owner of Earth's sex toy shop has unleashed his PS ult to the fullest, and he's embedding Osa King.

The photo P is extremely realistic, and the connection between the neck and the body is wonderful.

Gu Xingchen said Han: "This figure is great, it matches you well." Praise, praise comes first.

Yusuo shook his head: "No, I'm stronger than him."

Yosso showed off his powerful arms a little.The implication is that I'm in better shape.

Gu Xingchen was immediately embarrassed.

The earth seems to have suddenly become a hot place, and alien artists have also come to the earth to develop, and the most popular among them is Bisca, who is called a natural artist.

Biska is a race of mermaids, just the opposite of the all-male Osa, they only have female members, and members of all races will also go to other stars to find mating/tail spouses after they grow up, and complete the task of continuing the offspring. (This is the same as Osa)

Because they are mermaids, Biska people can sing and dance since they were born. This is the innate ability brought to them by genes, so they are also called the natural artists in the galaxy.

If you want to say that the hottest star in the galaxy right now is, of course, the Queen of Bisca, known as the "Mermaid of the Galaxy"--Elu.

This Queen Bisca not only has a high-pitched and beautiful singing voice, but also has an extremely sexy and glamorous appearance.When she first came to the earth to prepare for a tour, she was regarded as the goddess in the hearts of the nerds on the earth.This group of nerds almost included Gu Xingchen.

Since the tickets for Ai Lu's tour are not only extremely expensive, but also require cosmic coins to purchase, Comrade Gu Xingchen, who only has 140 cents left in his account, can only close the booking page unfortunately, and he has to give up this slightly extravagant extra Pursue.

Gu Xingchen didn't know how to communicate with those nerds who were eagerly discussing the goddess's tour in the fan group (the Hai X group is basically a dead house, and the whole group has been captured by the goddess), so he resolutely Switch the web page back to the manga interface, and continue to watch his "Sea X King" alone.

There are many aerial electronic large-screen advertisements in the mall. The queen of Biska is shown on the overlapping screens of various colors. There are news of her latest tour, commercials and new song MVs. The beautiful queen occupies all the eye-catching places in the mall. The appearance rate almost surpassed the Osa King who had already exploded.

Beside him was a large electronic advertising screen, a beautiful face with no flaws was zoomed in close-up, Gu Xingchen stared at the stars, and exclaimed, "It's so beautiful, it's about the same as the empress." (Empress: A female character in Neptune, features: glamorous, sexy)

No wonder those guys in the group were so keen to discuss her.

You Suo looked up, then turned to look at Gu Xingchen, with gentle eyes, and smiled, "You are prettier than her."

His future spouse is much cuter than Elu.

The temperature of Gu Xingchen's face rose upwards, turning red into a tomato in an instant.

Who would be unhappy to be praised? If it was in a group of fellow penguins, maybe he would jokingly post "It is necessary to look better than her", but he couldn't say such cheeky words in front of Yusuo.

Ever since, Comrade Gu Xingchen blushed very spinelessly, lowered his head, and couldn't hold back a complete sentence for several seconds.

>. <, he said I look good!

In fact, he was very happy...

His face was so red, maybe he was too hot, should he ask him if he wants to take off two clothes, Yosso thought hesitantly.

Will he be treated as a hooligan (⊙v⊙)? (King Osa also learned a lot of human sensitive vocabulary, such as: hooligans, molestation)

King Osa's wallet was so big that it made Gu Xingchen tremble, really trembling. (Forgive the kid, it’s like this for ordinary citizens who have never seen money)

Cosmocoin storage credit cards are divided into grades, and different colors represent different holding amounts.The most common is the white card, which increases according to the amount, and there are green cards, blue cards, purple cards, and gold cards.At present, the white card is the most widely circulated card, and this is the only universal currency card that Gu Xingchen has seen with his own eyes. When Papa Gu took home this government-issued white card, the whole family drooled and touched it for a while.

It would be fine if Yusuo took out a gold card. Gu Xingchen probably only took a few breaths of air and suffocated for a while. After all, he is the king of a planet.As a result, You Suo drew out a black card, and Gu Xingchen froze in place.

What does the black card represent?It represents unlimited positive infinity universe currency, it represents that the person who owns it can have whatever he wants, and it represents the exaggeration that the holder is rich enough to buy the entire galaxy.It is simply the existence of invincible plug-ins/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Moreover, the power of the black card does not lie in the money at all. Who would be so stupid to buy a galaxy if they have money?What's more, such things as unlimited overdraft of universe currency may cause universe currency inflation, but anyone with a little IQ will not do it.

The black card is not only a symbol of money, but also a status symbol. It is a very rare and top-quality existence that only the supreme king in the universe has.

These black card legends were mentioned by Gu Xingchen by the Elalado people who hired him when he was running away to work. He still remembers the dreamy faces of those cruel and cruel Elalado people when they mentioned the black card drunk expression.

It is said that there are currently only three people in the entire galaxy who are qualified to hold the limited black card issued by the Cosmic Alliance, and one of the three is now in Yusso's hands.

If the legend is true, then Yusuo is too... too good-for-nothing!

This is simply a cosmic-level nouveau riche. T^T

Of course, Comrade Gu Xingchen's sanity is still there, so he won't be lost by a black card of the universe.In front of him, Yusuo had already swiped the black card and paid for the biological coat with temperature control system he just bought. With a relaxed expression and casual movements, he put the black card back into his wallet and smiled back at him.

It's all so... unreal.

Gu Xingchen was stunned for a while, then asked You Suo softly, "You Suo, did you pick this up?"

The author has something to say: I look at you with blood on my face, and I want to leave a message and comment

_By the way, please take care of me

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12. Cosmic poor house