Emperor made a pair
Chapter 21
"Hurry up! Don't dawdle..."
"Yes Yes……"
In the Chizhou granary, a man in black was urging several long-term workers to spread hay around the grain in a low voice. After everything was ready, he took out a torch from his arms and was about to light it when the back of his head was hit by a The hard object hit him, and he was stunned and staggered on the spot.
"Damn it! Who hit me?!" the man in black yelled, covering his head.
"I beat your grandpa, what's the matter?"
Yun Tian and Duan Hongfang stood on the courtyard wall, their clothes fluttering, looking at these people under their feet triumphantly.
"You! Who are you! How dare you hit the government office...cough cough! How dare you hit me!"
"What is the government office? The master of the government office, Mr. Li?" Yun Tian laughed.
The man in black is heartbroken!With a sound, he forced himself to be calm and said: "What kind of master, I don't understand! Come down if you have the guts, and let me see who you are!"
"Okay, come down." Yun Tian and Duan Hongfang looked at each other and smiled, and flitted down from the high wall like two graceful geese.
The man in black didn't expect them to be armed with martial arts, and they were in a mess. He ran out and shouted: "Come on, take these two boys down!"
Although Yun Tian didn't have fist skills, he was able to dodge other people's attacks with his light kung fu, but Duan Hongfang was obviously much stronger. He swung his scabbard and knocked them all out one by one, then flew out and grabbed the righteous man. The man in black got into the carriage and escaped.
"Master Li, the moonlight is so beautiful, why rush home?" Duan Hongfang put his sword on his neck and smiled sinisterly.
Yun Tian arrived later, shook his head and regretfully said: "You screwed things up, and you Mr. He don't know how to punish you—burning food and grass, but beheading is a felony."
The man surnamed Li was shaking like a sieve, and shouted in horror: "I don't know anything! He ordered me to do it! This matter has nothing to do with me!"
Yun Tian yelled: "Presumptuous! I am the No. 1 arrester of the cold-faced Peter Pan in the capital. How dare you deny it when you intend to set fire to food and grass in front of me! Do you think this officer is blind!"
When Master Li heard this way of self-introduction, he suddenly felt familiar: "Ah!! You, you are...!"
Yun Tian patted Master Li's pale face, narrowed his eyes and said: "Be obedient and do it, and you will not suffer from flesh and blood, otherwise...whip and candles, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
But it is said that in the State Secretary's Mansion, He Binggui is holding "Su Su" up and down his arms, and he is very happy.Just as she was about to lift her clothes, "Su Su" avoided shyly and timidly, pouted and stomped her feet and said, "Your Excellency is so insincere, you didn't pay homage to him, and you didn't give him a token, how can... how can you Take advantage of others casually!"
He Binggui didn't take it seriously: "Little lady, you have already married Master Zhou, how can I marry you again?"
"Then... that keepsake should be there, right? I came to Chizhou alone, and I can't see my parents or friends. Why don't you give me some interesting things, so that I can talk about comfort!"
He Binggui was burning with desire and impatient: "Okay, okay! Since the little lady has become my wife, I can't wrong you!"
He walked up to the desk with a smug face and a bit of deliberate trickery, and moved an inkstone away, revealing a square depression.
Then He Binggui took off the square jade pendant on his body, pressed the jade into the depression, and heard a "click" from the wall.
"Susu" opened her eyes wide curiously, and asked naively, "What are you doing, sir?"
He Binggui smiled and said, "I'll give you a wedding gift, little beauty!"
He pushed on the wall and opened a hidden door. Ao Chenyin followed him in and took a look, and found that this was He Binggui's treasure house!
Inside the secret door there is a hole in the sky, and there are countless gold and silver treasures, antique calligraphy and paintings, which is dazzling.Unexpectedly, He Binggui was so greedy that he managed to collect so much ill-gotten wealth for himself in the few years he took office!
Ao Chenyin sneered in her heart, still showing a look of admiration and joy on her face: "I never imagined that my lord has so many treasures! What will my lord give Susu?"
"Sweetie, of course it's up to you to choose. Hurry up and choose. Let's go to the bridal chamber. A spring night is worth a thousand gold. I can't wait..."
At this moment, Master Li's knock on the door came from outside: "My lord, my lord, the matter has been settled! I have something to tell you!"
"Tsk, this bastard came at a really bad time!" He Binggui cursed, then turned to Ao Chenyin and said: "Little lady, I'm going to say a few words to the master, you should stay here, don't come out. "
Ao Chenyin nodded obediently, concentrating on picking his baby.
He Binggui went out and closed the secret door, and let Master Li in, and he was taught a lesson: "You don't come sooner or later, but you come at this time, what the hell is going on!"
"My lord, you asked me to burn food and grass, the officials have already done it..."
He Binggui was so angry when he heard the words: "You bastard! I clearly told you to burn it after the imperial envoys leave, but who told you to burn it now! You idiot!"
"Ah?" Master Li was shocked, "The next official received the letter from the flying pigeons from the lord...is it true that the lord's handwriting is correct?"
"I have been with that little beauty all night, when did I write you a letter!"
When He Binggui said this, his back suddenly went numb, and he said in horror: "Could it be...someone plotted against me?!"
"—Not bad."
As soon as he finished speaking, two people walked out from the dark place, He Binggui was about to call his family, but he suddenly saw that the two were Ning Wang Zhao Haiqing and Censor Zhou Liangping!
At that time, He Binggui was trembling all over as if he had seen a ghost. He stared at Zhao Haiqing's inscrutable face with a pale face, and he couldn't speak clearly: "Wang, lord... lord..."
"My lord is here, you don't need to call him so affectionately." Yun Tian poked his head out from behind Zhao Hai.
Zhou Liangping said: "Master He is wondering, who wrote that letter?"
He Binggui lowered his head in despair.
Yun Tian continued: "When your Su Su beauty came out to go to the toilet not long ago, she wrote such a letter, asking your good master to burn the food and grass quickly."
"Her?!" He Binggui never calculated that this beauty would do this, and shook his head in disbelief, "How could she write letters in my king's handwriting?!"
"Brother Ao is a professional spy. If you can't do such a trivial thing, it's too unprofessional."
He Binggui gave up completely, and crawled on the ground like a bereaved dog, his hands and feet were weak, and he could no longer stand up.
Ao Chenyin came out with her arms folded, and restored her original male voice, "Master He, those treasures of yours are too precious, I'm really embarrassed to take them—oh, yes, there is one more thing."
He tore open his skirt with a "swish", revealing his flat chest: "I'm a man, I'm sorry to disappoint you."
He Binggui's expression of shock and anger mixed with nausea made everyone feel happy, Zhao Haiqing said calmly: "My King's Shence Army is waiting outside for Sir He, if you have anything to explain, it's best to make it clear at once. Otherwise, this king will copy the house... he will not show mercy."
"I said, I said... I beg the lord to forgive me, don't embarrass my children..."
Zhao Haiqing sternly said: "The son of a criminal minister, how can he survive?!"
Yun Tian tugged at his sleeve: "My lord, children are innocent..."
He Binggui kowtowed to Yun Tian repeatedly as if grasping at straws: "Master Imperial Envoy, please spare my children, they are still young and don't know anything..."
Zhao Haiqing sighed, "Since Yuntian said so, it's up to you, this king will not pursue He Binggui's descendants."
"Thank you, my lord, thank you, my lord..." He Binggui burst into tears, and was dragged to a cell by the Shence Army and locked up. A generation of treacherous officials was arrested.
At noon the next day, the young man stabbed by He Binggui finally woke up. Zhou Liangping arranged for him to recuperate in the hospital, and took his younger sister home.
The young man was very excited when he heard the whole story, and struggled to kowtow to Yun Tian and Zhou Liangping, but they quickly stopped him.
His eyes were moist, and he said gratefully: "The imperial envoys are really masters of Qingtian! My knife... is worth it!"
"What's worth it? If I stop He Binggui, you won't have to be stabbed." Yun Tian apologized.
"No, no, it was the villain who didn't understand the truth before, and bumped into the adults..."
"It was an expedient measure at the time, you just need to understand, and rest at ease." Yun Tian smiled, got up and left.
Everyone stayed in Chizhou for another three days. After Zhao Haiqing and Zhou Liangping finished handling all the affairs and reported what happened in Chizhou to the emperor, it was time to return.
In order to express their gratitude to the imperial envoys, the people of Chizhou transported a pig and a sheep from other places in a horse-drawn carriage, and must treat them to a good meal there.
So on this day, Zhao Haiqing and his entourage, brothers Duan Hongfang and Ao Chenyin were invited to the largest restaurant in Chizhou. With the sound of gongs and drums, I picked up chopsticks and started eating hungry.
Looking at the braised pork ribs on the table, Yun Tian almost shed two lines of tears: "How long have I...haven't eaten meat."
Zhao Haiqing smiled: "When you arrive in Lizhou, I will tell you to eat your fill."
With a thought in Yun Tian's mind, he remembered that they had agreed before that they would go to Lizhou for their honeymoon after dealing with Chizhou's affairs.
He glanced sideways at Zhao Haiqing, feeling warm in his heart.
It's nice to have someone with you.
When Yuntian was looking forward to his honeymoon trip, Duan Hongfang suddenly thought of another thing: "Brother Yuntian, you haven't had time to tell me last time, how did you improve your lightness kungfu so fast? I have practiced for eight years, but you It’s so unfair that I’m almost on par with me when I just started learning!”
Ao Chenyin was wearing the plain white shirt before, and said calmly from the side: "Others are more talented than you."
Yun Tian scratched his hair, "Actually, it's not a matter of talent, let me tell you, I went to Yueyin Lake to play that day, and I met an old man by chance on the lake..."
He briefly recounted the adventures of the day, but after hearing this, Duan Hongfang and Ao Chenyin unexpectedly showed expressions of shock and astonishment!
"Yun Tian, is the old man you met about this tall, talking like a bell, and with such a long beard..."
Yun Tian was surprised: "How do you know? You recognize him? Could it be that he is your master?"
Duan Hongfang said with difficulty: "Actually...he is my master's younger brother, Master Baifeng."
Ao Chenyin nodded, with a tangled expression, as if recalling something painful, "Uncle Master likes to refine medicine, and he prefers to use us to try the medicine he has just practiced."
Duan Hongfang braced his forehead, regretting it very much: "The elixir you mentioned is probably the 'Condensing Yuantong Shendan' that he talked about every day before. He said that after eating it, he can improve his cultivation. It can be refined by him. After eating this stuff, we would either vomit or have diarrhea, no one would try his stuff at all, I didn't expect that Master Uncle really succeeded this time..."
While talking, Duan Hongfang couldn't help shouting angrily: "I knew I should have swallowed it in the first place! At worst, it's just another month of diarrhea! Why should I back down!"
Yun Tian was terrified, he patted Duan Hongfang on the shoulder comfortingly: "Brother, there is no time to force it, you can ask your uncle to refine a few more when you turn around."
Duan Hongfang sighed, waved his hands and said: "Forget it, the raw materials are extremely rare, and you may not be able to collect them all in the world. It is very rare for Master Uncle to refine this one. It seems that God destined you to get it. Now that your meridian has been opened, don't waste this good qualification, I look forward to fighting against you one day in the future."
After several people finished their meal happily, it was time to part ways.
Duan Hongfang and Ao Chenyin were going back to Chifeng Valley to return to their mission, and the Shence Army escorted Zhou Liangping back to Beijing, while Zhao Haiqing and Yuntian set foot on the road to Lizhou alone and started their honeymoon trip.
"Yes Yes……"
In the Chizhou granary, a man in black was urging several long-term workers to spread hay around the grain in a low voice. After everything was ready, he took out a torch from his arms and was about to light it when the back of his head was hit by a The hard object hit him, and he was stunned and staggered on the spot.
"Damn it! Who hit me?!" the man in black yelled, covering his head.
"I beat your grandpa, what's the matter?"
Yun Tian and Duan Hongfang stood on the courtyard wall, their clothes fluttering, looking at these people under their feet triumphantly.
"You! Who are you! How dare you hit the government office...cough cough! How dare you hit me!"
"What is the government office? The master of the government office, Mr. Li?" Yun Tian laughed.
The man in black is heartbroken!With a sound, he forced himself to be calm and said: "What kind of master, I don't understand! Come down if you have the guts, and let me see who you are!"
"Okay, come down." Yun Tian and Duan Hongfang looked at each other and smiled, and flitted down from the high wall like two graceful geese.
The man in black didn't expect them to be armed with martial arts, and they were in a mess. He ran out and shouted: "Come on, take these two boys down!"
Although Yun Tian didn't have fist skills, he was able to dodge other people's attacks with his light kung fu, but Duan Hongfang was obviously much stronger. He swung his scabbard and knocked them all out one by one, then flew out and grabbed the righteous man. The man in black got into the carriage and escaped.
"Master Li, the moonlight is so beautiful, why rush home?" Duan Hongfang put his sword on his neck and smiled sinisterly.
Yun Tian arrived later, shook his head and regretfully said: "You screwed things up, and you Mr. He don't know how to punish you—burning food and grass, but beheading is a felony."
The man surnamed Li was shaking like a sieve, and shouted in horror: "I don't know anything! He ordered me to do it! This matter has nothing to do with me!"
Yun Tian yelled: "Presumptuous! I am the No. 1 arrester of the cold-faced Peter Pan in the capital. How dare you deny it when you intend to set fire to food and grass in front of me! Do you think this officer is blind!"
When Master Li heard this way of self-introduction, he suddenly felt familiar: "Ah!! You, you are...!"
Yun Tian patted Master Li's pale face, narrowed his eyes and said: "Be obedient and do it, and you will not suffer from flesh and blood, otherwise...whip and candles, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
But it is said that in the State Secretary's Mansion, He Binggui is holding "Su Su" up and down his arms, and he is very happy.Just as she was about to lift her clothes, "Su Su" avoided shyly and timidly, pouted and stomped her feet and said, "Your Excellency is so insincere, you didn't pay homage to him, and you didn't give him a token, how can... how can you Take advantage of others casually!"
He Binggui didn't take it seriously: "Little lady, you have already married Master Zhou, how can I marry you again?"
"Then... that keepsake should be there, right? I came to Chizhou alone, and I can't see my parents or friends. Why don't you give me some interesting things, so that I can talk about comfort!"
He Binggui was burning with desire and impatient: "Okay, okay! Since the little lady has become my wife, I can't wrong you!"
He walked up to the desk with a smug face and a bit of deliberate trickery, and moved an inkstone away, revealing a square depression.
Then He Binggui took off the square jade pendant on his body, pressed the jade into the depression, and heard a "click" from the wall.
"Susu" opened her eyes wide curiously, and asked naively, "What are you doing, sir?"
He Binggui smiled and said, "I'll give you a wedding gift, little beauty!"
He pushed on the wall and opened a hidden door. Ao Chenyin followed him in and took a look, and found that this was He Binggui's treasure house!
Inside the secret door there is a hole in the sky, and there are countless gold and silver treasures, antique calligraphy and paintings, which is dazzling.Unexpectedly, He Binggui was so greedy that he managed to collect so much ill-gotten wealth for himself in the few years he took office!
Ao Chenyin sneered in her heart, still showing a look of admiration and joy on her face: "I never imagined that my lord has so many treasures! What will my lord give Susu?"
"Sweetie, of course it's up to you to choose. Hurry up and choose. Let's go to the bridal chamber. A spring night is worth a thousand gold. I can't wait..."
At this moment, Master Li's knock on the door came from outside: "My lord, my lord, the matter has been settled! I have something to tell you!"
"Tsk, this bastard came at a really bad time!" He Binggui cursed, then turned to Ao Chenyin and said: "Little lady, I'm going to say a few words to the master, you should stay here, don't come out. "
Ao Chenyin nodded obediently, concentrating on picking his baby.
He Binggui went out and closed the secret door, and let Master Li in, and he was taught a lesson: "You don't come sooner or later, but you come at this time, what the hell is going on!"
"My lord, you asked me to burn food and grass, the officials have already done it..."
He Binggui was so angry when he heard the words: "You bastard! I clearly told you to burn it after the imperial envoys leave, but who told you to burn it now! You idiot!"
"Ah?" Master Li was shocked, "The next official received the letter from the flying pigeons from the lord...is it true that the lord's handwriting is correct?"
"I have been with that little beauty all night, when did I write you a letter!"
When He Binggui said this, his back suddenly went numb, and he said in horror: "Could it be...someone plotted against me?!"
"—Not bad."
As soon as he finished speaking, two people walked out from the dark place, He Binggui was about to call his family, but he suddenly saw that the two were Ning Wang Zhao Haiqing and Censor Zhou Liangping!
At that time, He Binggui was trembling all over as if he had seen a ghost. He stared at Zhao Haiqing's inscrutable face with a pale face, and he couldn't speak clearly: "Wang, lord... lord..."
"My lord is here, you don't need to call him so affectionately." Yun Tian poked his head out from behind Zhao Hai.
Zhou Liangping said: "Master He is wondering, who wrote that letter?"
He Binggui lowered his head in despair.
Yun Tian continued: "When your Su Su beauty came out to go to the toilet not long ago, she wrote such a letter, asking your good master to burn the food and grass quickly."
"Her?!" He Binggui never calculated that this beauty would do this, and shook his head in disbelief, "How could she write letters in my king's handwriting?!"
"Brother Ao is a professional spy. If you can't do such a trivial thing, it's too unprofessional."
He Binggui gave up completely, and crawled on the ground like a bereaved dog, his hands and feet were weak, and he could no longer stand up.
Ao Chenyin came out with her arms folded, and restored her original male voice, "Master He, those treasures of yours are too precious, I'm really embarrassed to take them—oh, yes, there is one more thing."
He tore open his skirt with a "swish", revealing his flat chest: "I'm a man, I'm sorry to disappoint you."
He Binggui's expression of shock and anger mixed with nausea made everyone feel happy, Zhao Haiqing said calmly: "My King's Shence Army is waiting outside for Sir He, if you have anything to explain, it's best to make it clear at once. Otherwise, this king will copy the house... he will not show mercy."
"I said, I said... I beg the lord to forgive me, don't embarrass my children..."
Zhao Haiqing sternly said: "The son of a criminal minister, how can he survive?!"
Yun Tian tugged at his sleeve: "My lord, children are innocent..."
He Binggui kowtowed to Yun Tian repeatedly as if grasping at straws: "Master Imperial Envoy, please spare my children, they are still young and don't know anything..."
Zhao Haiqing sighed, "Since Yuntian said so, it's up to you, this king will not pursue He Binggui's descendants."
"Thank you, my lord, thank you, my lord..." He Binggui burst into tears, and was dragged to a cell by the Shence Army and locked up. A generation of treacherous officials was arrested.
At noon the next day, the young man stabbed by He Binggui finally woke up. Zhou Liangping arranged for him to recuperate in the hospital, and took his younger sister home.
The young man was very excited when he heard the whole story, and struggled to kowtow to Yun Tian and Zhou Liangping, but they quickly stopped him.
His eyes were moist, and he said gratefully: "The imperial envoys are really masters of Qingtian! My knife... is worth it!"
"What's worth it? If I stop He Binggui, you won't have to be stabbed." Yun Tian apologized.
"No, no, it was the villain who didn't understand the truth before, and bumped into the adults..."
"It was an expedient measure at the time, you just need to understand, and rest at ease." Yun Tian smiled, got up and left.
Everyone stayed in Chizhou for another three days. After Zhao Haiqing and Zhou Liangping finished handling all the affairs and reported what happened in Chizhou to the emperor, it was time to return.
In order to express their gratitude to the imperial envoys, the people of Chizhou transported a pig and a sheep from other places in a horse-drawn carriage, and must treat them to a good meal there.
So on this day, Zhao Haiqing and his entourage, brothers Duan Hongfang and Ao Chenyin were invited to the largest restaurant in Chizhou. With the sound of gongs and drums, I picked up chopsticks and started eating hungry.
Looking at the braised pork ribs on the table, Yun Tian almost shed two lines of tears: "How long have I...haven't eaten meat."
Zhao Haiqing smiled: "When you arrive in Lizhou, I will tell you to eat your fill."
With a thought in Yun Tian's mind, he remembered that they had agreed before that they would go to Lizhou for their honeymoon after dealing with Chizhou's affairs.
He glanced sideways at Zhao Haiqing, feeling warm in his heart.
It's nice to have someone with you.
When Yuntian was looking forward to his honeymoon trip, Duan Hongfang suddenly thought of another thing: "Brother Yuntian, you haven't had time to tell me last time, how did you improve your lightness kungfu so fast? I have practiced for eight years, but you It’s so unfair that I’m almost on par with me when I just started learning!”
Ao Chenyin was wearing the plain white shirt before, and said calmly from the side: "Others are more talented than you."
Yun Tian scratched his hair, "Actually, it's not a matter of talent, let me tell you, I went to Yueyin Lake to play that day, and I met an old man by chance on the lake..."
He briefly recounted the adventures of the day, but after hearing this, Duan Hongfang and Ao Chenyin unexpectedly showed expressions of shock and astonishment!
"Yun Tian, is the old man you met about this tall, talking like a bell, and with such a long beard..."
Yun Tian was surprised: "How do you know? You recognize him? Could it be that he is your master?"
Duan Hongfang said with difficulty: "Actually...he is my master's younger brother, Master Baifeng."
Ao Chenyin nodded, with a tangled expression, as if recalling something painful, "Uncle Master likes to refine medicine, and he prefers to use us to try the medicine he has just practiced."
Duan Hongfang braced his forehead, regretting it very much: "The elixir you mentioned is probably the 'Condensing Yuantong Shendan' that he talked about every day before. He said that after eating it, he can improve his cultivation. It can be refined by him. After eating this stuff, we would either vomit or have diarrhea, no one would try his stuff at all, I didn't expect that Master Uncle really succeeded this time..."
While talking, Duan Hongfang couldn't help shouting angrily: "I knew I should have swallowed it in the first place! At worst, it's just another month of diarrhea! Why should I back down!"
Yun Tian was terrified, he patted Duan Hongfang on the shoulder comfortingly: "Brother, there is no time to force it, you can ask your uncle to refine a few more when you turn around."
Duan Hongfang sighed, waved his hands and said: "Forget it, the raw materials are extremely rare, and you may not be able to collect them all in the world. It is very rare for Master Uncle to refine this one. It seems that God destined you to get it. Now that your meridian has been opened, don't waste this good qualification, I look forward to fighting against you one day in the future."
After several people finished their meal happily, it was time to part ways.
Duan Hongfang and Ao Chenyin were going back to Chifeng Valley to return to their mission, and the Shence Army escorted Zhou Liangping back to Beijing, while Zhao Haiqing and Yuntian set foot on the road to Lizhou alone and started their honeymoon trip.
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