Emperor made a pair

Everyone in Chizhou knows that He Binggui loves beautiful women.His youngest wife was only 13 years old, and she was snatched from a poor farmer's family. He hurriedly stuffed the little girl into the bridal chamber without even paying homage, and was despised for a while.Later, He Binggui was angry with the common people, so he sent a symbolic amount of money to that family. It was not much, only 20 taels, which was not as good as the money he had.

Since it is impossible to pry the words out of his mouth head-on, then one can only attack sideways, and the beauty trick is a good way.

But the problem is at this moment, where can I find a beautiful woman?

But two hours later, Duan Hong walked out of the firewood room with a pale complexion, almost exhausted to the point of collapse.

Yuntian and the others hurriedly asked about the situation, Duan Hongfang said: "If he can get through tonight, he can survive."

Zhou Liangping breathed a sigh of relief: "Thanks to this knight for saving me..."

Duan Hongfang waved his hands and said with a weary smile: "It's okay, Mr. Huang said that a doctor cares about his parents."

Yun Tian: "Actually, this sentence is not my original creation..."

Zhao Haiqing smiled: "This young man is very kind."

Duan Hongfang nodded: "Half a month ago, Yulan Lake first-grade building, I had a relationship with the prince once."

Then he looked at Yun Tian, ​​and recalled playfully: "At that time, a certain person did not bring any silver taels for a treat. Fortunately, the prince made a rescue, otherwise this certain person would not be able to come down."

Yun Tian was so embarrassed that he wanted to crawl into the cracks of the ground, and quickly covered up his embarrassment with a frivolous tone: "It's a family anyway, so it doesn't matter who pays?"

"A family?" Duan Hongfang raised his eyebrows, "So Mr. Huang is a relative of the emperor?"

Zhao Haiqing smiled and said: "Well... yes."

Duan Hongfang is one of Yuntian's few friends, Yuntian didn't intend to hide it from him, but he just couldn't find a chance to tell him.

"Actually, I'm his old...cough cough, I'm his husband... well, after all, we are a couple, so you understand?" Yun Tian coughed twice, and spoke with some difficulty.

"Oh..." Duan Hongfang clasped his fists with a meaningful smile, "Princess Ning, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Yuntian had a broken expression: "My real name is Zhonghuang Yuntian, you can call me Yuntian."

Duan Hongfang laughed loudly: "Yun Tian is a straightforward person, okay, I'll take care of you brother!"

The four smiled at each other.

Now that Duan Hongfang participated, Yuntian simply revealed the plan, but the difficulty in implementing the plan is to find a woman who is both beautiful and courageous. Even the brothel is not open anymore, finding such a person is almost impossible.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Duan Hongfang said with confidence: "Want a beautiful woman? You have found the right person!"

Yun Tian twitched the corner of his mouth: "You...?"

Duan Hongfang blushed: "I'm talking about my senior brother!"

Yun Tian thought for a moment, and suddenly realized: "The man in white who is with you? Can he do it?"

"In addition to medicine, Senior Brother has also practiced a charm technique, and his disguise is also very good. If he can't, who can do it?"

"What does he practice seduction by himself...?"

"Brother said, it's just out of interest, there is no particular reason."

"..."

A few people had half believed Duan Hongfang's words before, but when his senior brother came out from behind the screen swayingly, Yun Tian even forgot to breathe for an instant.

If Yuntian had to describe it, he could only say two words: beauty.

After Duan Hongfang's senior brother changed his appearance, he was almost the same as a woman except that he was taller. "She" is charming and charming, with a clever smile, a combination of beauty, charm, spirit and purity, exuding an indescribable charm all over her body, every expression and every movement is extremely exciting, I can't wait for people to turn "she" into Own, wanton love.

Yun Tian stared at his towering chest curiously, wanted to touch it but didn't dare to touch it: "You, what did you put here?"

Ao Chenyin smiled charmingly, and generously pressed Yun Tian's hand to her chest: "How about it, are you soft?"

The touch was so real that Yun Tian withdrew his hand like an electric shock: "This, this... I'm not close to women..."

Duan Hongfang smiled and said: "Brother, that's enough, if you continue to seduce, be careful that Prince Zhao will cut you off with a sword."

So, Zhou Liangping brought Ao Chenyin, whose alias was "Susu", and Zhao and Yun to He Binggui's mansion.

Several people waited for a long time before someone welcomed them into the inner mansion, only to see that He Binggui was standing unsteadily, his cheeks were flushed, and his body reeked of alcohol, obviously he was still having fun just now.

Zhao Haiqing smiled and said, "Master He is really in a good mood."

He Binggui hurriedly bowed and said: "Thanks to the life-saving food sent by the lord, I am so happy that I am relegated from the official position, but I am so happy, I can't help but have a few drinks... hiccup!"

Zhou Liangping said: "The well-being of the people is our blessing. Mr. He's wine tastes really good, and this official has also become addicted to alcohol..."

He Binggui was taken aback for a moment, and immediately he was enlightened: "My lords, forgive me, forgive my sins! Come over here, please, I still have some rare wines, and I hope you will appreciate me and taste them..."

Yun Tian and Zhao Haiqing looked at each other, and followed He Binggui to the hall.

To be honest, the decoration and furnishings in this mansion are not very good. It seems that He Binggui has already put away some valuables in order to prevent the falsehood. I am afraid that as soon as they leave Chizhou, this place will become a place of luxury and luxury.

The wine is top grade, but the food is average.He Binggui said with a sad face: "There has been a food shortage in Chizhou for so long, and the remaining food in the lower officials' homes has long been gone, leaving only this little hen, adults, don't dislike it..."

Yun Tian nodded solemnly and said: "Master He can share weal and woe with the common people, it is really touching."

He Binggui was very sad: "The lower official has been clean and honest all his life, but he has the reputation of slandering the lower official by those people with ulterior motives..."

Zhao Haiqing said: "Master He, don't worry, what kind of official you are, this king can see in his eyes."

Seeing that the time was ripe, Zhou Liangping clapped his hands happily: "Although this wine is good, but it's a bit boring for us big men to sit together."

He Binggui said in embarrassment: "The lower officials only have one wife and one concubine, they have no looks and no talents, and they only work as female celebrities at home on weekdays. I'm afraid..."

"It's okay," Zhou Liangping shook his folding fan, pretending to be coquettish, "I passed by Yanzhou and met a beautiful woman. I fell in love with her at first sight, so I took her as my concubine. If you don't mind, please call her here. Sing a ditty, let's add elegance."

He Binggui was overjoyed, he didn't expect that Zhou Liangping's style of "seeing beautiful women on the road and quickly occupying them" was somewhat similar to him, so he felt relieved, and at the same time he was extremely curious about the "beautiful women" Zhou Liangping called, so he stretched Neck looked out the door.

When that "Su Su" walked in holding the pipa and walking in lotus steps, He Binggui's two eyeballs immediately popped out of their sockets, and they stuck to this stunning beauty, unable to move a single bit. up.

His mouth was rolling, his heart was beating fast, and he was fascinated by the intoxicating singing of "Su Su".Zhou Liangping pushed the boat along the way, praised He Binggui as a clean official and upright character, and said that there was a regular wife in the family who was like a big worm, and he was afraid that Susu would be wronged if he went home with him, so he wanted to entrust Susu to He Binggui's care.

He Binggui was ecstatic, he couldn't believe that such a good thing fell from the sky!

He hurriedly agreed with a few words of politeness, so Zhao Haiqing offered to leave in a very "sensible" way, and wanted to leave this beautiful night to the two of them.

However, Duan Hongfang hid in a big tree outside the gate of He's mansion to check the situation, and when he saw Yun Tian walking out quickly, he quietly followed behind him.

When the two came to a remote place, Duan Hongfang immediately asked, "Is everything going well there, brother?"

Yun Tian raised his big finger: "He Gouguan has a stupid face, his soul has been snatched away by your senior brother, brother Ao is really not a cover, he is so charming, tsk tsk, I can't believe that he is a man now. of……"

"Hehehe...you are lucky. There are no women in our Red Maple Valley. When the senior brothers are lonely, they secretly make fun of senior brother Ao. Although he is good at disguise, he never shows it off easily, unless there is something important. An exception will be made."

"He usually... also looks like a woman?"

"Come on, he's usually stricter than Master, and we don't dare to get angry when we get angry. Besides, he doesn't always pretend to be a woman. I remember one time when he went to the bandit's den as a spy. A real bandit needs a bandit..."

Yun Tian opened his eyes: "Brother Ao is really a strange person!"

Duan Hongfang whistled frivolously: "Senior brother is of course extraordinary—what shall we do next?"

Yun Tian rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Go to the granary and watch over there, there will be movement there soon."