[Ghost Lamp] Goldfish Princess of Santugawa

Gui Deng felt that his legs were too heavy to lift, and every step he took felt very difficult, so he could only drag himself on the ground with difficulty.

One guy was holding onto his thigh and wouldn't let go.

"Should I grind it with a stone mill, or chop it up with a stone slab. Well, it's better to use it as medicine after being crushed." He mumbled.

The girl's nose was running down.

She sucked it, then felt nauseous, and blew it hard again. The viscous liquid was on the ghost lamp's clothes.A suspicious white trace was left on the black hem.

"I, I'm too old!" She grinned and howled, "Young tastes better!"

"Well, mature women are the most popular now. Although I personally don't think it's interesting at all, but after all, we have entered the era when even Duoyi women can post photos." Said expressionlessly.

"..." Her big eyes blinked, "Master Ghost Lamp!!"

Tears fell on the ground crackling, and the drops of water fell to pieces, looking very pitiful, "Didn't you say you liked me? What about the promise you made! What about the vow to be together forever!"

"—Who said that kind of thing." The assistant officer's anger rose sharply, and there was a spark of will-o'-the-wisp in his godless eyes.

The girl's short and chubby arms fluttered wildly, and the red hair on her head swayed freely with her movements: "I still said it at noon yesterday!"

"..."

Facing Ghost Lamp's dull eyes, the girl hiccupped again, "That's right! I forgot to say, I'm a goldfish!"

The guy who ate his own kind just now said so swearingly, and at the same time, the blood of his own kind was still stained on the front of the white yukata.It seems very dishonest.

"Really, really!" She shook her head frantically, "I still remember what Lord Ghost Lantern said when he came to water the water at noon every day! Your favorite underwear brand is Qianquhui, and you like women with busts under two feet eight inches."

As she spoke, she touched her flat chest, as if pointing something.

"Also, the recent shopping plan is to buy photos of Duoyipo, and the career plan is to shave off the chest hair that gets in the way of King Yan Mo while he is taking a nap!"

"I didn't say anything like that at all. Whether it's the portrait of Duoyipo or the breasts of King Yan Mo, if you see something unclean like that, you'll be scratching your head."

His tone was still low, but Ghost Lantern's nostrils flared rapidly, and his face became more eerie than usual.

Especially when he thought of the "glamorous" Duoyi woman, countless black lines hung down her forehead.

The appetite aroused by the aroma of sashimi disappeared instantly.

"Eh……"

The girl's face flushed anxiously, and suddenly, her black eyes, which were frighteningly large, lit up, "That's right! Look at me!"

She patted her fleshy face with both hands, puffed up her chest and took a deep breath, then held it back suddenly, her cheeks swelled up suddenly.

He grabbed his matted red curls and pushed them to his forehead.

His eyes widened desperately.

Ghost Lantern looked at her for a moment, and his eyes gradually became moist.

"Gold...goldfish..."

"Ghost, Ghost Lamp-sama o(TヘTo)"

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"Master Ghost Lantern, this is Tang Gua's request for leave!"

Eggplant stood on tiptoe and handed a stamped note to Ghost Lamp's desk.

Ghost Lantern's hand annotating on the document moved quickly, with a relaxed expression, "What's wrong with him?"

Eggplant tilted his head, "It is said that I was frightened last night, so I can't get up and go to work today."

"Scared?" Asked back, while signing the plan for "Mass Production of Heaven's Punishment Pot", he raised his head and glanced at Eggplant.

Eggplant recalled the haggard face he saw when he entered Tang Gua's room this morning, and said, "It seems to be very serious, and even had auditory hallucinations, saying that I heard Lord Ghost Lantern and another woman crying at night."

The hand that flipped the document stopped.

Eggplant scratched his furry head, "It's absolutely impossible for this to happen, it must be because he peeked at Miss Axiang's photo at night and then did something strange, that's why he was so exhausted that he couldn't get up."

"Ah." Replied perfunctorily, Ghost Lantern sandwiched Tang Gua's leave form in the completed paperwork, and said, "It's okay to let him rest for an extra day."

"But there are a lot of things around Mr. Ghost Lantern that need help. Tomorrow, I have to go to Taoyuan Township on business..." Although Tang Gua is always complained about, but the love between eggplant and Tang Gua is true love, "Besides, there is a missing person "Hell's Kiki and Titi" is like AKB without Tomomi Itano, it doesn't exist at all."

Ghost Lantern: "Originally, the work of Tanggua was done by temporary workers."

A question mark popped out of Eggplant's head: "Huh? Temporary worker?"

clap clap-

There was the sound of running footsteps from outside the hall.

Eggplant turned around and saw a girl who was not much taller than him running over quickly carrying a wooden tray.

"Master Ghost Lantern! Tea and snacks are ready!" When he ran, the puffy bangs on his forehead bounced and bounced.

"Ah, just put it here."

"Ah! Is this a temporary worker?!" Eggplant's eyes widened.He didn't say it, but it could be seen from the expression that this girl fit his aesthetics.

The girl turned around and bowed politely to Eggplant, as if it wasn't her who was holding the kitchen knife the night before: "This is Mr. Eggplant! Hello! I'm a goldfish! I'll be in charge of everything around Mr. Ghost Lamp these two days Take care! I helped Master Ghost Lantern wash his underwear this morning! By the way, Master Ghost Lantern’s underwear is actually a pattern of a bear!"

A fist "bang" hit the top of the goldfish's head.

"Don't say unnecessary words!"

"...Yes." Jinyu rubbed his head, turned around and regained his vitality, picked up the teapot and poured boiling hot tea into the cup, and a fresh fragrance immediately filled the room.

"Eh? Is it the tea made by Jinyu Sang himself? It tastes like Yulu!" Little stars twinkled in Eggplant's Doudou's eyes.

Take back the evaluation of him just now, this is just a simple guy who forgets his friends after seeing sex.

Goldfish waved his hands, making a shy expression: "It's true that I soaked it myself. But it's not Yulu."

Eggplant took the teacup with both hands, and there were two green leaves floating on the water.The edges of the leaves are curled up because of the high temperature, as if it hurts.

"This is..." I sniffed it carefully, and the smell was indeed very fragrant.Eggplant took a small sip and found that it tasted good, so he blew two breaths on the water and took a big gulp.

Goldfish stretched out his index finger to the side of his face, "It's the leaves of snapdragon grass. It has the effect of clearing away heat and detoxification, cooling blood and reducing swelling. If you drink more, it will become very popular with women."

A mouthful of blood flowed from the corner of Eggplant's mouth.

He trembled and raised his eyes to see the ghost lamp's reaction.

As far as he knows, Lord Ghost Lantern is already very upset because he lost his favorite three-meter-high snapdragon grass.

Did this new temporary worker even pluck the leaves of other snapdragons to make tea...

He shuddered uselessly.

Ghost Lantern glanced at him, picked up the teacup that Goldfish handed over, took a sip calmly, smacked his lips, and commented: "The taste is too bland. Put more leaves next time."

"Hi!"

--what's the situation! !

This is not finished.

Goldfish opened the lid of the food box, and there was something deep-fried on the upper layer, and white porridge on the lower layer.

"Fried fish and fish porridge are freshly made! Master Ghost Lantern, come and have a taste of my cooking!" Goldfish enthusiastically waved at the semi-petrified eggplant, "If you don't mind, Mr. Eggplant You can eat a little, I've done a lot."

Eggplant bit his tongue.

A fountain of red spews from its mouth.

He had a premonition that there would be a bloody storm in today's hell.