[Ghost Lamp] Goldfish Princess of Santugawa

Ghost Lantern found that a three-meter-high snapdragon in the backyard was missing.

He touched his flat chest.

Although he couldn't feel the beating frequency of his heart, he still felt a pain there.

That is his favorite snapdragon.The snapdragon grass, which was planted before entering the palace, accompanied him every day in the most leisurely and happy time at noon.

It is so beautiful and exudes a vigorous breath of life.

Its color is red and white, and the pattern is exquisite and delicate.

Its eyes are like polished gemstones.

Its singing is so beautiful and full of emotion, it is a deep love for its owner.

Ghost Lantern turned away, rubbed his eyes to keep tears from flowing.

As the first assistant officer under King Yan Mo, how could he cry so easily.

He shook his head, seeing the snapdragons swaying freely in the yard, his mood became more sad.

He knew it was wrong to interfere with his work because of his personal affairs, but when he was dealing with paperwork at his desk, he was still too sad and lost in thought.

Especially when he was about to make annotations on the documents, when he saw the snapdragon soft clay model on the tail of the ballpoint pen in his hand, his heart sank suddenly, and he couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head away.

Tang Gua grabbed the bouncing eggplant and whispered in his ear: "Could it be that you are allergic to the polyester underwear? Lord Ghost Lamp looks very strange today."

Eggplant: "Ghost Lantern is not the kind of person who will be depressed because of such a trivial matter! Whether it is polyester or sandpaper, you can put it on without changing your face. This is the spirit of Mr. Ghost Lamp!"

The dead fish's eyes rolled around in the eye sockets, and the small light bulb on the top of the head lit up with a "boom".

"Could it be because I ordered leopard print underwear on Amazon, only to find out that it was cow print when it arrived!"

"Ah! It must be so!" Tang Gua nodded vigorously.

- Whoosh.

The ballpoint pen flew over Tang Gua's face and slammed into the ground behind him.

No appetite at dinner time.

The female anchor of the TV show has been replaced, and she is a woman who likes to make exaggerated "hey" noises.

She doesn't like insects, and when she sees a cicada on a tree, she will stare her eyes wide.

Although he has no obvious preference criteria for appearance, this person is obviously not in his eye.

The fried prawns on the plate were a bit greasy.

He raised his head and glanced at King Yan Mo who was facing him, and seeing a greasy face, he suddenly didn't want to eat anymore.

When I returned to the staff dormitory, I was still listless.

The ghost lamp lying on the bed was immersed in darkness.He blinked his eyes, turned his head to look at the wall with the poster of Minamoto Yoshitsune, and at the crystal doll on the table, suddenly feeling very lonely.

It seemed that all the things that had been entrusted with my love suddenly disappeared.

so lonely.

He remembered the song he often hummed when watering the flowers at noon.

"I've never heard such an ugly sound, you can yell like 'ga'..."

Thinking about it, he hummed a little tune in a low voice.

Although completely out of tune.

One day, bring the Tokyo Mixed Choir to Huangquan and let them teach me how to sing.Thinking of this, he felt bored and turned over to go to sleep.

"Raise her with love, and make her debut at the judging meeting~"

"Bang bang—"

The eyes that had just been closed suddenly opened again.

He flicked his ears and yawned.

"When you are in a crisis, make it into sashimi and eat it~Ψ(￣ω￣)Ψ"

"Bang bang—"

Ghost Lamp sat up abruptly.

It's not that he's singing.

In the staff dormitory, there are others singing.

The guy's voice was erratic and soft.Like him, completely out of tune.

If the lyrics were longer, I would die while singing.

And what's with that weird "popping" sound?It sounded like a machete chopping the floor.

He raised the mace and aggressively opened the door, and walked in the direction of the sound.

What's going on with the recent social security, let alone the present world, has even Huangquan become so chaotic?

The rude dead who dared to break into the staff dormitory of ghosts and gods should be smashed with a mace and added to the Heaven's Punishment Pot as a seasoning.

Anyway, the hooves of horse noodles are already a scarce raw material, so we can use them instead.

"Evidently there are calyxes but no flowers~ It must be a failure~"

The guy was still singing leisurely.

There was a faint light from the sliding door covered with paper, as if the guy who broke into the staff dormitory lit a candle inside.

The ghost lamp stopped at the door.

This looks like a kitchen?

"Aha—!"

He knocked off the door panel with a stick, and a whirlwind swept through the kitchen full of all kinds of hell ingredients.

During the day, Ms. Mustard sent a whole jar of freshly ground chili sauce, which flew up and hit the wall covered with murals. The landing point was rather strange. A mass of red and black sticky substance covered the face of King Yan Mo in the portrait. .

"How dare you trespass on the dormitory—eh...?"

Ghost Lantern stopped in mid-air with its arm holding the mace.

There is a girl hiding behind the kitchen counter.

Round face, red curly hair like a poodle that has just been trimmed.

The eyes are very large and dark.

She held a machete in her hand.There is an unknown liquid on it.red.

The cheeks are bulging, and they are still moving around, as if they are chewing something.Something dripped from the corner of his mouth.red.

With a roll in the throat, everything in the mouth was swallowed.She burped on her back.

Ghost Lantern first saw many green plants scattered on the ground, and the leaves on the stems looked familiar.

There are only calyxes, but no flowers.

……

There was one fishtail left on the cutting board.

Both the head and the body were gone, and the lonely tail gave a last frantic bounce.

——Eat, I ate it.

"Make it into sashimi and eat it~Ψ(￣ω￣)Ψ" the girl stared at the ghost lamp and sang.

——Kangji.

The mace fell to the ground.Ghost Lantern's hands were trembling.

His chest heaved violently, and he couldn't believe the tragic scene he saw.

At noon, he found that his favorite snapdragon was missing.

At night, he found himself missing a field of snapdragon grass.

The girl pinched the tail of the fish with two fingers, stood on tiptoes and tried to make her upper body exceed the height of the operating table, and handed it to Ghost Lantern, "There is still a little left. Master Ghost Lantern, do you want to eat?"

"Where did you come from..." Ghost Lantern lowered his voice as hard as he could, every syllable seemed to be squeezed out of his throat, "If you want to eat, you can eat you. I'm going to boil you and make pickles. This time, it was used to entertain Lord Satan—"

"Eat me!?!"

"That's exactly what I planned." Several wells popped out.

The little girl ran over, knelt down, and hugged Ghost Lantern's thigh, "Please, please don't eat me! Didn't Lord Ghost Lantern say that my singing voice is the most beautiful? I can sing!"

Tears crackled down.

She took a deep breath and was choked by her own snot, "Ahem—ahem! The nose and body are still there, and goldfish will come out~ That thing on the head is as big as an idiot...it's a tumor Oh, it's a tumor~~~"

Singing while coughing violently.

When she opened her mouth, the ghost lamp smelled a strong aroma of sashimi.

Mr. Ghost Lantern, who didn't have a good dinner, suddenly wanted to eat sashimi.