[Ghost Lamp] Goldfish Princess of Santugawa

Gui Deng felt that he must have not slept well recently, so he had hallucinations.

He rubbed his eyes.

The guy patted his fleshy face across the table, the soft flesh on his face was shaking freely, "Master Ghost Lantern is me! I'm a goldfish!" She puffed up her cheeks and widened her eyes.

"You are..." Gui Deng rubbed the back of his hand in front of his eyes in disbelief, and then opened it forcefully, "...you are..."

"When people die, they become dead! Look at my little horns!" The goldfish girl pointed to the white triangle on top of her head, then pulled her sleeves and walked around in front of the court, "There are new ones. Yukata! It’s my favorite white!”

--call out.

The Jingjingren sculpture, which was still stained with the blood of Bai Ze's beast, drew an arc in the air, and with the sound of the wind, it hit the goldfish girl's forehead.

Mosquito coils swirl in the goldfish's eyes.

There was a psychedelic smile on her face, and the next second, the back of her head fell hard to the ground.

Tang Gua, who was sweeping the floor at the door, heard the sound in the room and hurried in.Recently, the law and order in hell is so chaotic, and Lord Ghost Lantern always has a cold face, looking very unreasonable, so a few guys who refused to accept the trial results even had a dispute with Lord Ghost Lantern in court. Wanting to break free from the jailer's shackles, he rushed up to grab the ghost lamp's shoehorn and beat him violently in the face.

Of course, the result is undoubtedly that after being beaten with a mace, it becomes a fresh ingredient in the Heaven's Punishment Pot.

Although it is harmless, it is impossible for Master Ghost Lamp to be injured because of such a trivial matter, but it is best to avoid this situation as much as possible.

Now there are a lot of dead people hoarded in the workshop and they can't use them.It's better not to add new inventory.

He stepped into the office, and then heard the gloomy and terrifying voice of the ghost lamp saying: "Notify the cafeteria, all departments will have extra meals at night, sashimi."

"Sashimi..." Tang Gua didn't react at first, but when he saw the dead on the ground, he suddenly understood.

I saw that my favorite snapdragon was really dead and became a dead person. I can no longer win No.1 for him at the snapdragon judging conference, and I can’t sing in the flowerpot shaking with the wind. up.

Lord Ghost Lantern's feelings were hurt.

Well, it must be so.

He felt that his reasoning made sense, so he nodded in self-affirmation.

But even so, he still felt that he had to help Jinyu once because of his relationship with Jinyu—even though he hadn't been able to work together for a few days.

Although theoretically speaking, it doesn't matter if she dies again, she will be resurrected with full blood in 5 minutes.

He threw away the broom in his hand, yelled and called in Eggplant, who was squatting at the door to observe the migration of ants, and the two of them grabbed the ghost lamp struggling to raise the table to crush the goldfish, one left and one right.

Goldfish slowly came to his senses amidst the background sounds of "Master Ghost Lantern, don't get excited!" "She's just a child!"Sitting on the ground, she saw a red fountain erupting from the center of her forehead from the full-length mirror in front of the ghost lamp desk.

The hairs all over his body stood up.

She sniffed, and flew forward to hug Ghost Lamp's thigh.

"Master Ghost Lantern! Don't you love me?! What about the previous promise! What about the promise to be together forever!" As he spoke, tears and snot dripped down his nose.

"Don't say the same line twice! And who made any promises to you—ah, the promise of 'the incompetent goldfish will be made into sashimi in the end'? Satisfy you now." He raised his hand Mace.

Jinyu's lips trembled and he didn't speak, but raised his head, and stared at him with big watery eyes filled with hot tears.

The big round face doesn't look so big from the perspective of looking down, and it's still a little cute.

The hand holding the mace paused for a moment.

Two glistening streams of snot flowed from the man's mouth to his lips.

Goldfish lifted the corner of Ghost Lantern's clothes, wiped under his nose, then pulled up the other corner of his clothes, and wiped the gushing red fountain.

Ghost Lamp's slightly lowered hand was raised again.

What bloody storm happened in Ghost Lantern's office afterwards, I won't show it here for the time being.

In short, that night, there was no extra sashimi in the cafeteria.

The next day, when King Yan Mo walked through the backyard in the afternoon, he found the snapdragon flower field of the ghost lamp lying here and there with emerald green stems.

He suddenly knew where the fish in the casserole came from today.

After leaving for a few days, the goldfish girl who finally returned to her little homeland began to slaughter her own kind again.

Many people, including permanent residents such as Tanggua and Eggplant, and even the little judge who occasionally came to look for gossip news, have seen a girl who is not much taller than the desk struggling to wield a kitchen knife, with sparks in her eyes and two smudges on her face. Dripping blood, he muttered in his mouth: "Make Mr. Ghost Lantern his favorite fish porridge! Fish! Slices! Porridge!"

Xiaopan likes fish the most.But at this time, the delicious food has no way to make him feel happy.

For the first time in many years, he was deeply aware of the fact that he was struggling to survive in hell.

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After many, many years, until the latest generation of Apple's products can be hung on the waist, walking on the street looks like a samurai in the Edo period, the whole world is filled with a Western retro style, and this has been circulating in hell a legend.

The former First Assistant Officer Ghost Lantern was famous for his cruelty and shoehorn face, but gradually, his era has passed.

——That person looks like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, who likes to wear a pink bathrobe, has natural curly hair, and always follows behind the ghost lamp.

It is said that she used to be an innocent and lovely snapdragon who was good at cooking.

However, when she sang the undead song to the unforgivable dead, the terrifying voice from the depths of hell directly shattered the souls of the wicked, making them suffer forever in the deepest part of the eight cold hells with their sins on their backs— —Compared to her cruelty, Ghost Lamp's mace has become synonymous with "tenderness" and "forgiveness".

Probably because I was too old, so my heart softened, and I couldn't see the bloody scenes.

The ghost lamp always looked away in pain when the girl punished the dead with a song of the dead.

But the strange thing is that when dealing with the divine beast Lord Bai Ze who occasionally came to visit, he showed extreme fanaticism for violence, such as throwing a mace at the third eye on the top of the guy's forehead.Then seeing the fountain erupting from the top of Master Bai Ze's head, he would grin his mouth, revealing his sharp back molars.

Well, let’s just say that this incident is the same as the goldfish girl who has been confessing to Lord Ghost Lamp for hundreds of years but has been rejected all the time, but still has the courage to persevere in launching a passionate offensive against him, and it is listed as two strange events in hell.

After his little friend Tang Gua went to Zhonghe Hell to take office as he wished, Eggplant chose to stay with Ghost Lantern and continue to serve as a servant in a moment of enthusiasm.

After helping his boss wash his underwear, he was dragging his exhausted body towards the staff dormitory, wearing three-quarter-length sleeves with wet cuffs, and with a drenched dignity.

Halfway there, he heard a familiar voice, repeating the lines that would appear every two days for hundreds of years.

"Master Ghost Lantern! You said you liked me before! You want one with me! Marry me! He will always use the eggplant well and let him wash it for you!"

When Eggplant heard his name, he glanced away.He vaguely saw not far away, a girl in pink sitting on the ground hugging Ghost Lantern's thigh.

Pure female hooligans.It would have been fine if Master Ghost Lantern had crushed her into medicine.The kid eggplant thought darkly.He is considering submitting a reassignment report.

Don't even think about it, Master Ghost Lantern will not agree.

Mr. Ghost Lantern's favorite female anchor who discovered the incredible world is now working in Zhonghe Hell. It is clear that the kind of cheerful woman who is skillful and elegant is his ideal type.

Eggplant shook his head, planning to go back and change the sticky and wet slippers.

Then, when he took two steps, he suddenly heard a voice that looked like a ghost lamp saying: "It's so annoying."

That's it.It's annoying.Even I can't stand that guy Goldfish anymore, let alone Mr. Ghost Lamp who gets harassed every now and then.

"This time I reluctantly agreed." Someone said.

Eggplant slipped and fell to the ground on his back, rubbing himself in mud.

He blinked and saw a dark sky in hell.

A gust of wind blows, the wildfires sway, and the snapdragons in the backyard are singing.

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Finished writing! !

It's not easy~~

In the future, this article will focus on Akashi Chicory BG ~ and then may open black skin BG