[Ghost Lamp] Goldfish Princess of Santugawa

Both Eggplant and Tanggua were very worried about the recent state of Ghost Lamp.

Ghost lamp would talk about it at work recently, staring at the goldfish clay model on the ballpoint pen in a daze, occasionally poking the goldfish's head with his finger, the goldfish model would open its mouth and howl.

There was a sudden cry that made Eggplant, who was running in with a water basin to clean up, tremble all over, and put the water basin on Tanggua's head.

Ghost Lantern even accidentally picked out the underwear that was thrown into the basin of dirty clothes, and put it on again as if it had been washed.

Or do it on purpose.

King Yan Mo was very distressed.As a qualified boss, although the assistant officer of his own family is a devil compared to other people's, and he doesn't know what "respecting the elderly" is, but after all, he is his family. After repeated consideration, he Still decided that he should help Ghost Lantern to tide over the difficulties.

Difficulties of "distressed" because of the death of a snapdragon.

He wants to help, but as an old man who already has a grandson, he can't understand the world of "young people" today.

After thinking about it, he sent a letter to Taoyuan Township.

Half a day later, Bai Ze staggered into Ghost Lamp's office with a wine bottle in one hand.

He didn't knock and looked half-drunk before entering.

Ghost Lamp raised his head from the document and saw a pair of smiling fox eyes. His already bad mood suddenly fell into the Eight Cold Hell.

With a slip of his hand, he drew a crooked red arc along the diagonal on the proposal for "Application for Advertising of Xuanyiweng Logging Company and Duoyipo Photo Advertisement in Hell Office".

Later, when he learned from King Yan Mo that the reason why the fat old man wrote to Bai Ze to invite him to comfort him was because the two had similar personalities and ages, so they must be each other's soulmates, he took Bai Ze The medicated pot with crotons made by Zeqin was poured into King Yan Mo's throat.

King Yan Mo called from the toilet the next day to ask for a day off.

This is all for later, and the details will not be listed for the time being.

After Bai Ze entered the door, he saw the stinky face of Ghost Lantern.

He said he was very unhappy.Very.

But then he thought of the treatment offered by King Yan Mo, and he was a little tempted again.

He tilted his head back and took a sip of wine, squinting his eyes, "Let's have a drink together after work." He seemed to have been a neighbor for more than ten years, and after reaching retirement age, he still sticks together to join the fishing club every day, and often walks back and forth on the road. An old man who is pointed by a beautiful woman in a short skirt.

"Drinking at the same table with you, you will get some unclean infectious diseases." Refused.

Ghost Lamp lowered his head, glanced at the proposal, and added a slanted stroke to the crooked red handwriting.Form a distinctive big fork.

Before Bai Ze threw the wine bottle over Ghost Lantern's face in the air, he recalled the stack of unpaid bills in his pocket again.

His face twitched, "Men, no matter whether they are alive or after death, they must bear social and emotional feelings—even those that cannot be accepted by the world. pressure."

- pat.

The crystal kernel statue on the desk knocked on Bai Ze's forehead.

He staggered back two steps, his forehead was blood red, and wiped it casually with his sleeve, "Because I am a man, even if I am very painful, I can't show it. At this time, the only way to get rid of the accumulated pressure is to get drunk." Otherwise, you will be constipated, and your face will become as smelly as a beep, just like the guy sitting behind that desk right now."

The blood trickled down the round handsome cheeks, and condensed into a small ocean on the ground.

Gui Deng held the pen in his hand with five fingers together, raised his hand high and then forced it down.The pen poked into the wooden tabletop, splinters and sawdust popped out.

Bai Ze suddenly felt a little nervous. He didn't know if it was worth it to abandon his self-esteem for the bill and risk his life to be beaten by a ghost lamp until half his life was left.

As a result, Ghost Lantern's reaction was a bit unexpected.He was obviously gloomy just a second ago, but after torturing the innocent desk, he seemed to be in a better mood.

The hour hand of the wall clock on the wall behind pointed to five o'clock at this time.

All hell is ringing with the crackling of the off-duty bell.Ghost Lamp closed the document, put it on a stack of documents beside him, got up and walked towards Bai Ze, and whispered as he passed by, "Let's go."

At that moment, Bai Ze, who had never been treated like this by a ghost lamp before, was so frightened that he almost changed his sexual orientation.

Cut flowers and cook fox Yuqian.

Ghost Lantern and Bai Ze were seated on opposite sides of the square low table.

Ghost Lantern's wine glass was empty, and the cute girl beside him immediately filled it for him with insight.The girl looked like a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl in the real world, with curly chestnut hair and two pointed ears exposed at the fingertips of the hair, which looked cute.

"Mom-san, please serve another pot of sake to that stinky gentleman over there!" Bai Ze shouted to the women passing by while holding Shaoxing rice wine in one hand.The woman turned around, and the facial features on the round face with heavy makeup were tangled and wrinkled together, and gave Baize a wink.

Bai Ze felt that he might have drunk a little too much.How can I feel pantothenic acid water in my stomach for a while?

"Is Master Ghost Lamp in a bad mood?" The girl put down the empty jug and said coquettishly, holding Ghost Lamp's arm.Her soft body leaned against the ghost lamp, and there was a little charming light in her nimble eyes.

Ghost Lantern glanced at her, wondering if it was the effect of alcohol, vaguely, he seemed to see a red-haired girl who was about the same size.Blinking his big eyes, he called himself "Master Ghost Lantern", and then happily said "Master Ghost Lantern's underwear has been washed".

Suddenly feel very sad.

He drank the sake in his glass again.

Seeing that he didn't respond, the girl pushed forward and tried to put her soft hand on Ghost Lamp's leg.

Just when she was about to do this, the ghost lamp pushed her away, and her face suddenly darkened again.

The girl's embarrassed expression froze on her face.

The sympathetic and sympathetic Master Divine Beast quickly waved to the girl, "That guy is like that. From the very beginning, his sexual orientation is as full of unknown twists and turns as his personality. Don't mind Miss Rex."

When Miss Rex found the steps, her complexion became better.

"Hey, I specially ordered a grain salad for Miss Rex. In Chinese medicine, eating more grains is one of the secrets to keeping fit and looking good." The old Chinese doctor began to talk nonsense.

This trick seemed to work, Miss Rex seemed to believe it, and immediately left the stinky ghost lantern behind her, and went to Bai Ze's side without the professional ethics of a wine hostess, "Really? People like grains the most." Yes! I used to think that eating more grains would make me fat, so I didn’t dare to eat enough..."

"No, no! Besides grains, there are other foods that have the same effect."

"Is that so? Can you tell me—"

The Master Divine Beast who has been in the Fengyue field for many years, as long as he makes a move, he is always in a disadvantage.

Differences in nationality and race are nothing to him.

In a blink of an eye, the big Chinese goblin hooked up with the little Japanese goblin.

The ghost lamp was thrown aside by them, and they simply picked up the wine bottle brought up by the waiter and took a big gulp.

His capacity for alcohol is not bad, but after drinking a few jugs of sake, his eyes began to blur and his body turned around.

But even so, he still remembered to sign Bai Ze's name on the bill before he threw away Bai Ze who had become sticky with Miss Rex in the public.

He didn't think he was drunk, but he still had a headache when he woke up the next day.

——What kind of man can only release stress by drinking... It's completely nonsense.

The next time he sees Bai Ze again, he will definitely smash two crystal kernels on that guy's forehead, it's best to poke his eyes blind.

Ghost Lamp sat at his desk, pressing his temples up and down.

Because he felt that he was in a bad state, he shifted the work of reviewing the documents to the afternoon, and in the morning he just tried the dead in a perfunctory manner.Anyway, they are all guys who are going to hell, even if they are accidentally sentenced to hundreds of thousands of years, it is not bad.

"What's wrong with mayonnaise! I don't accept it! And because of glaucoma, I got an extra sentence of 1000 years - are you an official ape like this?!" The jailer dragged a duke out of the gate who was very dissatisfied with the sentence.

Ghost Lantern pressed his temples very irritably, as if he was going to poke his head out.

"Next!" he yelled viciously.

After waiting for a while, he heard inaudible footsteps slowly approaching his desk from the door.

The other party did not take the initiative to report his name and origin without knowing the rules.

He tapped the desk with a hole in it with the pen, and raised his head impatiently.

A somewhat familiar big round face bumped into his eyes.

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