Famous lines collection system [comprehensive]

If I add sugar, I will become more irritable than Obasan in menopause, right? "

"Yin-sang, you're just as naughty as Obasan in menopause, Alu." Kagura said while chewing vinegar kelp.Obviously, she followed Shinpachi to the kitchen to find something to eat. "Anyway, I took advantage of this bully, ah no, the customer's thigh, you can buy as much strawberry milk as you want."

"I heard it all?" Alter chuckled.He tore open the package of strawberry milk, poured a small glass into the glass and tasted it.

From the moment the strawberry milk entered his mouth, the expression on Alter's face became distorted and hideous.It could be seen that he really wanted to spit out the liquid in his mouth, but he held back abruptly and swallowed it.

"I think normal humans can't accept the sugar content of this drink." After drinking it for a while, he seemed to be slowing down, trying to express his dissatisfaction with strawberry milk in euphemistic language.

When Sakata Yinshi heard this, he quickly rushed to the strawberry milk, grabbed the carton and gulped it down: "Hahaha, since the guests say they don't want to drink it, then Yinsang can only do it for you."

Alter didn't speak, just looked at Yinshi quietly.

"Speaking of which, what exactly is the guest entrusting? With such a large sum of money, shouldn't it be to overthrow the decadent shogunate rule and establish a new proletarian regime?" Kagura sat on the sofa, with jealousy in his mouth Said indistinctly.

"Hey, Kagura, what nonsense did you see outside again! Are you afraid that Shinsengumi will come to check the water meter for such a sensitive topic?" Shinpachi dutifully complained.

As soon as the voice fell, the staff of Dengshi's mother-in-law came from outside the door. The thick voice of Catherine, who has the attributes of a cat-eared girl that all nerds like, rang out: "Open the door, check the water meter!"

For a few seconds, the room was silent.

But then, the room became noisier than a zoo.

Yinshi hurriedly stuffed some small notebooks and CDs that were not seen by the police more concealed, but more notebooks and CDs were exposed instead.

Kagura sat on the sofa with an indifferent expression and continued to be jealous of Kombu, domineeringly expressing that one would beat one, two would beat one pair, and promised to beat those who came to check the water meter into water meters.

Xinbaxin Baji continued to output crazily with complaints.

Outside the door, Catherine was still banging on the door, shouting loudly as she slapped: "Open the door, check the water meter! You have the ability to owe the rent and you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide and keep quiet, I know you are at home!"

While busy with their own affairs in a hurry, the trio in Master House all ignored Catherine outside the door.

Before the three of them noticed, the guest of Wanshiwu had already walked to the door and opened the door.

With the sound of the door being pushed open with a "bang", the trio of Wanshiwu froze in place.

"What should I do, Yinsang, the collection I have collected for many years will be cheaply given to those tax thieves who are all virgins!"

"You're a virgin too! And how do you know that the Shinsengumi are all virgins!"

"Wait a minute, Xinbaji, why did I only see Catherine? Could it be that the little guy finally couldn't stand his bottom height and chopped off the knees of the other guys, Alu?"

Catherine walked into the room swaggeringly, with her hands on her hips, she taught the three of them a lesson: "Isn't it just to check the water meter? As for taking so long to open the door!"

Sakata Gintoki was stunned for a moment, and he turned sideways to look behind Catherine for a long time before asking hesitantly, "Are you really just here to check the water meter?"

"Then why am I here?" Catherine's cat ears moved, and she snorted in a rough voice, looking at the small books and CDs with mosaics all over the floor with disgust, "Let's play bad together with you." Kid?"

Yin Fashion laughed a few times, then lay down on the ground in an attempt to destroy the corpse.

As a rare normal person, Shinpachi couldn't stand it any longer. He led Catherine to the kitchen, and finally got away from the embarrassing atmosphere in the room.

After Catherine left, Sakata Ginkau pretended to be a normal person and didn't abandon them and run away. Instead, he waited for their guests and said, "Oh, my guests, you have been waiting for a long time. It's all caused by my two worthless employees." I have done so many things. Just now I finished reading the things in the notebook, do you think the reward can be paid?"

Mr. Alter smiled slightly: "You can get 50 yuan by reading a sentence. How can there be such a good thing in the world?"

"I knew it would be like this!" Yinshi sat back on the chair very dejectedly, "Tell me, what exactly do you want Yinsang to do? You can't really covet Yinsang's beauty, right? "

"You're really thinking too much." Mr. Alter looked at Yinshi with kind eyes that looked at the mentally retarded, and then he took out two more books from his bag, "You can't get 50 by reading one sentence, but you can't get [-] if you read two more. It could have been taken."

After finishing speaking, he handed the two books to Kagura and Shinpachi respectively: "As long as you read the sentence above to me, the 50 yuan will be yours."

"What are these, Alu!" Kagura took the notebook and flipped through it, and said with a look of disgust, "These complaints are more suitable for Xinbaji, Alu."

Alter was stunned for a moment after hearing this, he took back the book from Kagura and flipped through it, apologetically swapping the book in Shinhachi's hand with this one: "Sorry, I took it upside down. Now it's right, you guys You can start reading."

Xin Baji flipped through the small book in his hand curiously, but still couldn't help complaining: "Why do I have to read all the jokes? Don't I have anything else to say besides complaining?"

After hearing this, Gintoki and Kagura looked at him with eyes of "Don't resist, face the reality bravely, young man".

"Even if you finish complaining about your life today, you will still complain about it in the future." Mr. Alter said to Shinpachi sincerely, "After all, apart from glasses, you can only be remembered by complaining."

Shinpachi looked devastated: "Why do people say that about me when they meet for the first time! Isn't it just that I have a public face and a low sense of presence! Wearing glasses and complaining are not what I want! Besides, In the live-action version, I was Masaki Suda!"

"Actually, when I first came in, looking at where you were sitting, I only saw a pair of glasses floating in the air and making complaints about it in Daisuke Sakaguchi's voice." Mr. Alter hesitated for a moment but decided to tell his true feelings honestly.

"Come on, look at Teiichi Akaba, and then look at you, you have lowered Suda Masaki's face value forcibly, Aru." Kagura picked his nostrils disdainfully.

"That's right, Oguri Shun is much more handsome than you, I haven't said anything yet." Gintoki also made up the knife mercilessly.

"Although the second part of the live-action version will be released soon, but the mainland will definitely not be released at the same time, so let's not waste space on it?"

"Guest, can you stop complaining? The meaning of the new Baji's existence is about to be taken away from Alu."

"Thank you very much for your cooperation." Finally, after Kagura and Shinpachi finished reading the lines in the small book, Mr. Alter took back the small book and prepared to take the money from his bag.

"It's so shameful for a pure girl to say such a shameful thing, I strongly request to subsidize Aru for his mental loss!" But judging from Kagura's expression, she didn't feel ashamed.

When Yinshi heard it, he immediately became excited: "That's right, that's right, making our children say beep-beep-beep-this is simply sexual harassment! You'd better pay a little more as a guest."

"You guys are blatantly extorting, aren't you? Besides, what Kagura usually says is not much purer than beep-beep-beep, right?" He desperately resisted his desire to complain, but he couldn't stop the body's instinct .Xin Baji has given up resistance to his behavior of complaining as soon as he opens his mouth, and has begun to obey the most primitive desire in his heart.

Mr. Alter had already put five stacks of banknotes neatly on the table, and after hearing the words of the trio from Master House, he showed a very ashamed expression: "I'm really sorry, I didn't think carefully. How about it, I'll pay you another [-] yen." After speaking, he took out a well-made bulging wallet from his pocket, and took two Fukuzawa Yukichi from it and put it on the table.

"A total of 52 yen, you can divide it among yourself." After speaking, Mr. Alter sat on the sofa, making it clear that he wanted to watch a movie.

Sure enough, the members of Master House swarmed towards the banknotes on the table.

"Get out of the way, both of you! Yinsang, I am the boss of Wanshiwu. The boss pays the employees wages, and no employee will steal the boss's salary!" Yin Shi threw himself on the table, hugging the banknotes tightly. in his arms.

"Hey, hey! Here is [-] yen for my spiritual compensation, Aru!" Kagura tried hard to take money out of Gintoki's pocket.

"Wait a minute! We shouldn't pay the rent owed by Yinsang before dividing up the loot, isn't it the money!" Xin Baji, as the bottom of the combat power and food chain in Wanshiwu, was out early.This is probably the tragedy of normal people.

"I'll talk about the rent later, Yinsang, I want to go to the dessert shop to replenish the sugar for a month before going to play with two small steel balls!" Yinshi said vaguely.

At some point, Dingchun appeared behind him again and bit his head.

Even though the blood blurred his eyes, Gintoki still firmly guarded the money in his arms.mighty as god