Famous lines collection system [comprehensive]

Go straight to the barbarians to do things, or be hunted down by tax thieves with that black long straight barbarian, or go to the universe with your old classmates to make troubles

Although the audience friends are very happy to hear and see these plot developments, but!For Gintoki, having no customers means no income, no income means having no money to pay rent, and having no money to pay rent means being hunted down by an old woman with a voice from Orochimaru, being chased by an old woman with a voice from Orochimaru is equal to Stop it, it's not that Er Zhuzi has nothing to do with that old woman.

"Ahhh, Yinsang's money can't afford next week's Jump or Strawberry Buffy! If you don't sell those employees who only know how to eat, you will be taken advantage of! No matter what it is As long as you pay for the entrustment, it will be fine!" Yin Shi slumped on the office chair, he put his feet up on the table, and while flipping through the juvenile weekly Jump he just bought, he couldn't help but stick his index finger into his nostril.

"It's obviously Yinsang who used all the money he got to play pachinko balls, Alu." Kagura stuffed rice into his mouth quickly with a hand speed that ordinary humans can't match, "Recognize early that it's impossible for Uncle Waste Chai to be in a casino." Show off the truth, Aru."

Yinshi flicked his fingers: "Shut up, Yinsang, I can show my glory no matter what the occasion! A brat like you doesn't understand the charm of a mature man at all."

Before he could finish his sentence, scarlet liquid flowed from his head, covering his sight.

A huge white, dog-like creature quietly appeared behind Sakata Gintoki, and then skillfully bit his head

"Dingchun, why are you biting things casually again!" Kagura put the last spoonful of rice into his mouth, and said to his pet with a serious expression: "I told you many times, the useless uncle can't have too many heads." Bite. If you bite too much, you will be infected with the virus of the good-for-nothing uncle!"

"That Kagura, don't you think you have a problem with Joharu's education? It's not a problem of biting the useless uncle, is it?" Shimura Shinpachi endured and endured, but still couldn't resist his body's instinct, Start complaining.

Kagura looked left and right at Shinpachi's position, then turned to Gintoki and said, "Gin-san, where is Shinbaji? I only see a pair of glasses."

"Is there anyone named Xinbaji here?" Yinshi managed to get his head out of Dingchun's teeth, "Wanshiwu has always been two people plus a dog and a pair of glasses, right?"

"Hey! Glasses don't have human rights. Don't treat glasses as human beings. I'm not glasses!" Shinpachi pushed his body and shouted at his two companions.

"Sorry for the interruption. Is it the right time for me to come?" Just as people were barking and barking in the Master Room, the door was opened.

It was the voice of a strange young man.However, at this moment, Yinshi's attention was all on the other person.

"I'm sorry! Please allow a few more days for this month's rent. Yinsang, I will definitely get it all together!" Yinshi said loudly as a tiger landed in front of Dengshi's mother-in-law.

Dengshi took a puff of cigarette, and faintly exhaled a string of smoke rings.She condescendingly looked at her tenant who had become a habit of defaulting on rent, and said coldly: "You said that last month, and after half a month of delay, you said that you should pay together with this month's rent."

Drops of cold sweat dripped from Yinshi's forehead, he laughed a few times and stood up, then turned to the two employees who were clearly watching the joke and said, "Hey, hurry up and find some work! The money that is easy to earn is basically used as food expenses for you.”

Shinpachi: "I solve every meal by myself, okay!"

Kagura: "I'm still growing, it's normal to eat more, Aru!"

Looking at the noisy Wanshiwu in front of him, veins popped up on Dengshi's forehead.

"Shut up, all of you!" With her roar, the whole building shook.The three people who wanted to fight just now all sat down in front of Dengshi obediently.

"This is a guest entrusted to you." Dengshi took a deep breath and moved a step to the side, revealing the young man behind her.

"You guys, it's best to seize the opportunity to earn back the two months' rent." Granny Dengshi had a smile on her face that made everyone in Wanshiwu tremble, and every wrinkle on her face seemed to be emitting black gas. "In the last two days, if you don't pay the rent, you all pack up your things and get out of here!"

After giving the ultimatum to the three dispirited guys, Deng Shi turned around and said to the young man who had been standing silently behind her, "This is the house of everything. Although these three brats seem unreliable, as long as you It is the next commission, and they will all work hard to complete it."

"My entrustment hasn't reached the level of a life-and-death struggle." The young man smiled at Dengshi's mother-in-law, "Please lead the way, thank you."

After Dengshi's mother-in-law left aggressively, Gintoki immediately returned to her original nature.

He slumped on the seat, staring at a pair of dead fish eyes and said to the young man: "Isn't it the one who was finally taken advantage of by the door, guest, what do you need to entrust?"

The young man looked less than 20 years old, wearing a well-made black bathrobe that looked expensive, and was carrying a schoolbag in his hand.Unlike a young man in Yinshi who wore a bathrobe with his chest and legs exposed, the bathrobe on this young man firmly covered the parts below his neck, and the hem of the bathrobe hung down to his instep.

His face was thin, his skin was abnormally pale, and there were obvious dark circles under his eyes.

"Just call me alter." The young man obviously said a fake name.

"Oh, then, Mr. Alter, what do you want to entrust to our Wanshiwuwu? No matter what it is, as long as you can afford the money, Yinsang will help you complete it." Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils lazily, and asked Said the self-proclaimed strange man.

The alter, namely Tang Jinyue, did not speak.He put the schoolbag on the table in front of Gintoki, then opened the schoolbag, and took out seven or eight neat stacks of banknotes with Fukuzawa Yukichi's photo printed on it.

Yinshi's breathing became quickened, and he stared at the banknotes without blinking.

"Oh my God, this is the first time I've seen so much money!" Shinpachi pushed his glasses hard to let himself see more clearly, "In this way, Yinsang won't have to worry about the rent in his life. ?”

"Young people, don't just think about such boring things as rent!" Yinshi stretched out his hand and wanted to put the cutest paper in his arms, "This money is enough for me to eat Strawberry Buffy, and the boy jump buys it all at once. Three copies!"

However, Alter took the lead and stuffed all the banknotes on the table back into his bag.

"Why don't you finish my commission first, and then think about how to spend the money?" He smiled slightly, and Yinshi always felt that this smile looked familiar, as if it was the same smile every time that short, shivering s of the Shinsengumi had a seizure .

"I don't know what Mr. Alter wants to entrust?" Gintoki asked the boss to sit down graciously, and then rushed Shinpachi and Kagura to the kitchen to prepare refreshments, "For the sake of your generosity, let Gin-san It’s okay if I dismantle the Shinsengumi?”

"It doesn't need to be so complicated, I have always been a good citizen who abides by the law." Alter said, took out a small notebook from his schoolbag and handed it to Yinshi.

"You just have to read all the things written on it to me, and all the money just now will belong to you." Alter said.

Yin Shi looked at him, as if he saw a local tyrant with a lot of money.

"Do you really only need to read it once?" Yinshi took the small book and flipped through it. The content in it was half like the salty and unscrupulous speech of the middle-aged uncle, and half like the poisonous chicken soup that the middle-aged uncle forcibly poured on the two-year-old boy.

"Shouldn't you read these words over again, Yinsang, I will sign some kind of contract of selling your life with you, right? Make it clear in advance, I've always been an entertainer but not my own body!" Yin Shi added righteously.

"What strange settings are you imagining?" Alter looked speechless, "Do I look like a gay?"

"I don't know if you are gay or not, but I know that your image is very suitable to be the protagonist of some female Xiangshibaban works." Yinshi said sincerely.

Alter zipped up his schoolbag coldly: "Farewell."

Yinshi hurriedly rushed forward and hugged his thigh, and asked him to sit down again: "Don't, Yinsang, I was just joking with you. You see, I have been the protagonist of a certain type of fanbook for a long time without saying anything .”

"So do you read it or not?" Alter said speculatively, while trying to break his thigh out of Sakata Gintoki's hand without destroying his own bathrobe.It's just that he tried several times without success.

"Read! I'll start reading now!" Yinshi sat back on his seat in an instant, assumed a more standard student posture than he was studying in a private school, opened the first page and read aloud: "Hey, this Isn't it the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon? The degree of reproduction is so high, hey!"

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"Sorry, this is the only drink available here now!" Shimura Shinpachi walked in with a plate, and put a paper box with a strawberry pattern in front of Alter.

Yinshi glanced at the drink used to entertain the bully from the corner of his eye, and yelled in dissatisfaction: "Hey, that glasses, how can you take out Yinsang's only one can of life source? There is no strawberry drink