Ye Ming's Five-Split Life

Although Ye Ming repeatedly said that he was fine, but the worried Lei Zhen and Qu Jing with a sullen face shouted there, Ye Ming finally kept his words light.

It's just that Ye Ming sneaked into the restaurant when he was about to go out, and took a bowl of leftover water from the water dispenser. As soon as one end reached his nose, there was a hala smell accompanied by a musty smell, and Ye Ming sneezed, pinched his nose and poured it in. One sip and you can't drink it anymore.After rushing to the faucet and drinking a few gulps of tap water, I finally suppressed the urge to vomit.

Ye Ming's face was a little red, but then he was more puzzled - who should go to the hospital for an examination, Feng Yuxiang, Ye Ming strongly suspects that Feng Yuxiang's sense of smell or taste system is absolutely fault, or both.

This breakfast was actually a mess. After Ye Ming was scalded, everyone was in no mood to eat. When Ye Ming saw Gu Changlin carrying a big black garbage bag in his hand when they left the house together, he was helpless for a while. This is a standard Anger.

After all, I bought the things by myself, and Qu Jing also had a concept of the temperature of the soup in the soup dumplings, so Qu Jing felt that his responsibility for this matter was not small, and he must follow along all the way. No matter how many times Xiang rolled his eyes, he remained firm.But the matter of going to the hospital is not the category of the couple returning to the dormitory. Qu Jing is determined to be despised by him, and Feng Yuxiang has no choice but to pop his eyes out.

It’s just that Ye Ming feels that this fact is embarrassing. It’s just a soup dumpling. If the doctor asks what’s wrong, what should he say? By the way, he’s not wrong. The outpatient clinic of the department, will the doctor throw it out on the spot?

Ye Ming thought wildly and wildly, and occasionally took the time to persevere and find reasons to make excuses to change the itinerary. Unfortunately, when Feng Yuxiang stood up to show his shrewdness, Ye Ming suddenly found that this child was so perceptive that people wanted to beat him up. pause.

Ye Ming felt that he had never been so precious when he grew up. In the past half a year, his life was full of ups and downs. Suddenly he became a treasure in someone else's hands, and in the blink of an eye he became grass under someone's feet. Ye Ming never entered into it before. In the hospital, the most expensive medical expense is a 20 yuan bottle of glucose in the community clinic.

Lei Zhen was driving in front, and Ye Ming was sitting in the co-pilot, so that Feng Yuxiang could reach out to circle him from behind. Ye Ming remembered the movie he had watched a long time ago. When the car accident happened, the people in the back seat hugged the person in the front seat tightly. The person is fixed in the position, Ye Ming has been wondering how much strength is needed to withstand the impact of inertia, in fact, Ye Ming really wants to say that the seat belt is very safe, so you really don't need to do repetitive work.

Of course, this is just a momentary horse racing in Ye Ming's head. Ye Ming neither believes that Feng Yuxiang has such power, nor does he believe in peacocks that don't fly southeast when disaster strikes.

When I just went to work early in the morning, the guiding ladies were still dizzy and dizzy, and suddenly saw two high-end handsome guys coming in outside the door, a reserve handsome guy, and an old-fashioned old handsome guy (reserve is Lei Zhen ), well, although the last one is always a little bit old and the other one hasn’t grown up yet, but after a car accident with bloody head, broken arms and legs, there are four people, how necessary it is to mend the soul, The guide ladies rushed up with a lot of registration sheets and introduction books of various departments of the hospital, chattering and chattering, sir, what service do you need...

Ye Ming covered his face in pain, this isn't a hospital, this is a recruitment desk, right? !

Lei Zhen's expression remained the same - he was burned!

Ah, all the little girls have turned into gourds to cover their mouths. The suspicious and pitiful eyes that fell on the four of them made Ye Ming want to find a crack in the ground even more. If not, then he can plan one himself...

The little girls mourned for a minute and came back to find that the four of them were wearing normal eyes, and the hands, necks, and faces that should not be exposed were all beards and tails, and there was no problem. They are all alive, and they began to introduce experts to the outpatient department of burns and scalds, and finally introduced the plastic surgery department. Anyway, the main idea is that it doesn’t matter if the injury is not serious. Our hospital’s technology is in place, whether it is treatment or repair, it will make you look new and satisfied. And return.

Ye Ming had enough ostriches and finally found out that something was wrong. Lei Zhenfeng Yuxiang is not a person with much patience. He has been harassed in the hall for so long and has not turned his face or moved his feet. This...

Ye Ming was hesitating whether to be the firefighter or not. After all, it would be ugly for a big man to get angry at a little girl. Lei Zhen's rainy eyes suddenly lit up, and Zhuang Huawei hurried out of the door with a black leather bag in his arms. run in.

"Damn it, it's too early for you guys!" Zhuang Huawei rubbed his eyes and yawned again and again. He ran off in a cool way yesterday afternoon. Of course, he had to be put on duty at night. Come.

"What's the problem?" While leading the three of them upstairs, Zhuang Huawei looked left, right, up, and down. The three of them were all very healthy. Although one face was heavy and the other was long, in the end, their faces were neither long nor short. , but being caught in the middle is full of long grass and feels uncomfortable.

"It's obviously hot!" Lei Zhen said seriously.

"Ah?!" Zhuang Huawei was startled, and quickly looked up, down, left, and right, but Ye Ming couldn't find a trace of patience pretending to be strong, except for his face of not knowing whether to laugh or cry. !

"What's the burn, let me see, how did you deal with it? Can't you bandage the burn? Is there something wrong with your head? Wrap it so tightly for him, wait for the inflammation to fester?" Staring at Feng Yuxiang suspiciously, "Is it really an accidental burn? Didn't you learn from SM to play with sexy candles?"

Ye Ming's old face boiled instantly, Feng Yuxiang coughed dryly, "No, nothing!"

"How did it get hot when nothing was good?" Zhuang Huawei didn't believe it, his eyes turned and he thought of another possibility, "Could it be to learn from Zhao Min and Zhang Wuji? Feng Shao, let me tell you that now is not the time when you were crazy about Jin Yong, you Now the leader of Feng Yang has to do things in a certain way, and he absolutely can't be as reckless as he was back then, do you know?"

Ye Ming was confused when he heard this, Lei Zhen burst out laughing.

Ye Ming was surprised to find that Feng Yuxiang's super-thick skin was actually showing a little bit of blood.There is a problem, there must be a problem!

Feng Yuxiang coughed again when he saw Ye Ming's curious expression, and took advantage of Ye Ming's momentary distraction, Feng Yuxiang seized the opportunity, "It's not the burn you think, it's eating when……"

"The soup bowl was overturned?" Zhuang Huawei interrupted.

"No," Feng Yuxiang said depressedly, "it's time to eat..."

"what?!"

"When I was eating, I was in a hurry, so I filled the soup with soup..."

Before Lei Zhen could finish speaking, Zhuang Huawei was furious, "There's something wrong with you, you torment me with this kind of thing? Is this an injury? Is it an injury? Ah? Do you know how much you eat in a day? Burning your mouth, smoking, burning your hands, this kind of trivial matter will go to the hospital to toss us doctors in the emergency room to live or not, huh? Lei Shao, Lin Shao, I know you two are precious, you It's a big deal if the calluses on your hands scratch the oily skin, but I beg you, others are holding chicken feathers as arrows to curry favor with you. If you want to treat yourself as if you are made of gold, then you will be damaged. Don’t live anymore, the world is so dangerous, the ozone layer is out of the hole, the chance of ultraviolet rays causing cancer is getting higher and higher, and the car exhaust, this disinfectant, this carbon dioxide, this formaldehyde, this ethanol, dangerous, I suggest You'd better build yourself a sterile room and live in a warm house!"

Ye Ming listened to him getting more and more out of tune, with a strange embarrassment on his face and at the same time he felt very enjoyable, really, in fact, when Qu Jing Lei Zhen and Feng Yuxiang insisted on going to the hospital, Ye Ming also wanted to chat so happily He kept on talking, but Ye Ming never could do such things as fawning on others.

Still thinking that this is the brain circuit of a normal person, Lei Zhen frowned over there, "You talk a lot of nonsense, and those who are healthy still come for a check-up every year. You don't care if it is a major injury or a minor injury. I just feel sorry for him, what's the matter, it's just that some place in his stomach that I can't see is scratched and the stomach acid is less secreted, I feel distressed, I must check the truth and find out that I can rest assured, what can you do?"

Zhuang Huawei was choked by him, his throat was quivering, and for a long while, "You are rich and like snowflakes all over the world, who can stop you..."

For some reason, Ye Ming suddenly felt a tremor in his heart.

Yes, although going to the hospital was really not voluntary by him, but he didn’t make a lot of effort to refuse it, which cannot be denied (because it’s safer to go to the hospital more than to follow Feng Yuxiang in the office all morning How many!) However, Ye Ming couldn't help thinking of Xiu Ran, Yu Ge, and Ruo Xiuran talking about Yu Ge's follow-up treatment with a bitter face...

Ye Ming suddenly felt that recently he was really...more and more...out of tune.