Ye Ming's Five-Split Life

Without a fever, Ye Ming put half of his heart back into his stomach, and the other half - "Lei Zhen -" Ye Ming shouted.

Lei Zhenzheng was tidying up the table in a fit of rage. An open kitchen is not good at all. If you don’t clean up quickly after finishing something, the whole room is full at a glance, and it feels like every hand and foot is stretched out.

Qu Jing left the last noodle in the bowl and licked the last spoonful of soup in the pot. After eating and drinking, he threw away his chopsticks and ran away with his stomach in his arms, while Feng Yuxiang was showing off his weakness, CO was three points more than sick Xi Shi Mother C beauty, as for Gu Changlin, Qu Jing disappeared when he took the first mouthful, Lei Zhen thought maliciously in his heart, look, even his subordinates can't afford to lose that person, out of sight and out of mind .

Hearing Ye Ming's cry, Lei Zhen angrily asked why.I hate washing dishes the most, but if I leave it in the sink, Lei Zhen can't do it.There are only people here once a week to clean it, if it is kept, cockroaches can give birth.

"Is there any medicine at home, cold, cough..."

"Why do you want that thing?" Lei Zhen was puzzled.

"Feng——Yuxiang coughed badly... Is he choking on the wind? But there is no change in the weather today..." Ye Ming said later that he also felt strange, and he was close to talking to himself, his voice was much quieter, the wind Yuxiang squinted his eyes to enjoy Ye Ming's smooth service of patting and scratching on his chest and back. Each time a little slow movement, and quickly restore the frequency.

The tap water from the faucet was rushing into the pool, and Lei Zhen was so angry that he rushed over with a scouring pad that dripped with detergent and dripped with white foam, "Sick? What's wrong, let me see !!!”

Feng Yuxiang jumped up, turned around and ran, "I'm alright, I'm fine, I'm really fine... Ouch!"

The living room of more than [-] square meters can be said to be big or small, Feng Yuxiang ran to explain, inadvertently not paying attention to the newly waxed floor under his feet, he fell down with a plop, avoiding the thunder by coincidence Using the scouring pad as a hidden weapon, I saw the ball of white falling eggs following a straight trajectory and carrying the torrential rainy season straight to the ink painting hanging on the wall behind the sofa to entertain, it landed with a puff, and then hissed Left vertical water stains and soaked stains that fell onto the back of the sofa.

Feng Yuxiang lay flat on the ground and raised his head as if he had been cast with a fixing spell, and stared blankly at the gradually growing wet marks for a long time, as if he couldn't believe that what he saw in front of him was really an event that happened He suddenly jumped up while shouting "Don't blame me, don't blame me, this is what you did yourself, it has nothing to do with me..." While diving into the bedroom and locking the door, it was a portrayal of a panicked bereaved dog.

Ye Ming had opened his eyes. He carefully peeped at Lei Zhen, unable to see Yin Qing's side face, and carefully asked, is this very valuable?

Lei Zhen rolled his eyes with a stern face, Ye Ming had a feeling that Lei Zhen was the one who was really guilty, but obviously Feng Yuxiang was not the one who harmed him?

It was confirmed that Qujing's room door was locked tightly, Feng Yuxiang's room door was even more tightly locked, Lei Zhen even felt that Feng Yuxiang was going to hide under the bed this time, so Lei Zhen posted it to Ye Ming more cautiously. On the ear, keep your voice low, it's a fake, don't tell Yuxiang!Ah——Ye Ming slapped himself on the mouth and screamed, making a loud and crisp sound like a slap in the face.

Lei Zhen stuck to Ye Ming's ear with a voice that Zhuge Liang knew things like a god, and said, my grandfather's favorite painting was handed down from the first generation of our family. The country is now, and the value of this thing is said to be invaluable, but the process of maintenance, I rely on it, let me tell you, the specific steps can be written to produce a three-meter-high manuscript, and the trouble is dead.In order to prevent one day when I lost my patience and burned it, I simply donated it to the country, and I could gain a good name and save a lot of maintenance experts' employment fees, so I don't have to worry about it, how wonderful!How about this coming out today...huh...

Lei Zhen snorted triumphantly, and helped Ye Ming lift his chin up, and comforted him, saying, don't worry, this painting is temporary, it's less than two years old, and it's not worth much.But you can't let Yuxiang know, let him owe me a priceless price first, hum!

This night, Feng Yuxiang was very quiet. He took a shower early and climbed into the car. He stood at the foot of the bed and looked at Lei Zhen timidly. He beckoned Feng Yuxiang over.

Fixed position, put Ye Ming's head on his soft belly, after finishing all this, Feng Yuxiang showed those wet eyes like small animals again, Ye Ming sighed, pulled his arms down to his neck Come on, pat his thigh with the backhand, go to sleep, Lei Zhen won't throw you out of bed.

In fact, if it can be so peaceful every night, Ye Ming still likes this messy sleeping pattern. As people grow up, they will always change involuntarily. In the same year, especially for Ye Ming who had a super noisy childhood, he had to live alone, and there was always more disappointment that he couldn't tell anyone about.

In fact, there is a child living in everyone's heart, who will never grow up, but life will not stay where you are.

Before Ye Ming fell asleep, he clearly heard the child in his heart laughing at him, so you just pretend, in fact, you like the excitement better than anyone else.

Yes, the excitement of being forced, even excuses can be so innocent...

It was probably because the thunder was too strong last night. Ye Ming woke up early in the morning to find steaming breakfast, soy milk, fried dough sticks, steamed buns and porridge. Gu Changlin was still sitting on the sofa, casually flipping through the morning newspaper, as if He hasn't left since last night. Qu Jing yawned and floated out of the bathroom sleepily.

After washing up, five people surrounded the table, Feng Yuxiang kept last night's obedient card and chose a place far away from Lei Zhen, even Ye Ming didn't dare to lean beside him.

Lei Zhenhu put on a face, not saying a word, let alone moving his chopsticks.

Ye Ming was not sure if he wanted to be quick and angry, but it was Qu Jing, whose ass was stuffed firmly by Feng Yuxiang, and he enthusiastically introduced that this is the original soy milk from the north of the city, and that is from the east of the city. Whose time-honored brand, Crystal Soup Dumplings... Qujing said here that he dragged through the packed bags, and finally found what he was looking for.

In fact, Ye Ming has never been interested in things like soup. When it comes to this, I have to mention Ye Ming's childhood. Soup is a liquid. Everyone knows that the heat dissipation effect of liquid is much slower than that of solid. There are many rats, and the world was in a downturn 30 years ago. At that time, the ethos of eating was just one word - grab!Since it was snatched, it is conceivable that the cold soup that burns your mouth slowly and the food that is not hot enough to burn your mouth are cold, so there is no need to say what to give up.Such a habit of strengthening for many years made Ye Ming himself less interested in soup and soup dumplings even after he became an adult. I think Ye Ming lost his brains in order to match the four dishes and one soup for Luo Zongyu. How many housewife websites have you browsed.

Qu Jing was still waiting for Ye Ming to appreciate his face, but Ye Ming just stared blankly and got used to being dazed. Lei Zhen admired Ye Ming's integrity very much, his face finally looked better, and Lei Zhen slapped Qu Jing away. ,you eat first!

Lei Zhen smiled but didn't laugh, Mr. Qu's family has a long history, ordinary people like us are hard to guard against.

Qu Jing's sunny smile on Ye Ming's Boys Over Flowers disappeared in an instant, and the twelfth-level storm circled for nine days, waiting for the thunder to descend after a while.

Even Gu Changlin stood up, put his hands on the edge of the table, waited for the next sentence to be wrong, and then directly lifted the table and threw it on Lei Zhen.

The air around the dining table was on the verge of being touched, and the air condensed into a solid body. No matter how dull Ye Ming was, he could feel it. He felt as if he reached out and grabbed the crumbled bun in Qu Jing's hand and swallowed it in one gulp, tears streaming down his face from choking.

"Cough...what did Lei Zhen say, cough cough...quickly apologize to Qu Jing, cough cough...Qu Jing, don't get me wrong...cough cough...I...I...just have...cough cough... ...Shadows...cough cough cough cough, water, cold water, scald me to death!"

Feng Yuxiang was the closest, jumped up and ran to the water dispenser, took out the quilt and took a big cup.

What are you thinking, bring it here, Lei Zhen hurriedly comforted Ye Ming, seeing Feng Yuxiang standing still with a water cup in his hands, he hurriedly urged him.

Feng Yuxiang smiled wryly, Lei Zi, when was the last time you changed the water!

Lei Zhen froze, and his whole face was instantly filled with frustration and annoyance.

Ye Ming scratched his stomach in pain. He swallowed the soup dumpling in one gulp, but Qu Jing poked a hole in the pleats of the bun with a straw. Burning the stomach wall, how can it be so easy to bear.

According to the legend, eating three glutinous rice balls wholeheartedly can kill a person. Qu Jing froze for a second, jumped up and jumped into the kitchen to get a bowl of tap water.