Buddhist villain
Chapter 31
In the hall of Guanghan, Jin Fengming's face was gloomy, she tightly pressed her lips and covered her heart, several times of luck could not dispel the fierce aura, finally she spit out a mouthful of black blood.
All the people standing beside His Highness dared not make a sound, Jin Fengming hadn't been so angry for many years.
"You bastard Yue Dugu!! You bastard!" Jin Fengming wiped the blood from the corner of his lips with his hand, and said, "You dare to do something to me, you don't even care about my grandmother!"
No one else dared to open their mouths, only a young female fairy standing on the hall bowed and said: "Mother, don't be so angry, it is you who showed mercy to him, so he was able to ask for a bargain. I will help Out of breath!"
Jin Fengming snorted: "What's your identity? Going to a dirty place like Dragon Palace doesn't have to bury yourself!"
Having said that, there is always a grudge in my heart. After all, Yue Dugu is his grandson, and his anger will pass after a while, but Qi Xiu, the holy son of the devil world, is too hateful, so he said to the fairy: "Yinling, you are also considered a grandson!" I am an outstanding person in the next generation, you go to the Dragon Palace for me and get rid of that devil!"
"Yes! Mother-in-law, don't worry, Yin Ling will definitely bring the devil's body back to her mother-in-law for disposal!"
After finishing speaking, Yin Ling jumped into the air, turned in a circle, turned into a silver peacock, and headed towards Zhonghai.
In the Dragon Palace, the Dragon King was holding a grand banquet for Qi Xiu. He patted Qi Xiu on the shoulder and said, "I can't imagine that my nephew has such a ravine in his chest. Of course, I don't need to say this. We, the Dragon Clan, should provide convenience to the Holy Son in Zhonghai." , We will not stop any warships coming and going from the Demon Realm."
Qi Xiu was overjoyed, and just as he was about to thank him, he suddenly heard a message from Xiazi outside: "Dragon King, Emperor Yue is back!!"
Dragon King Qixiu said: "Nephew, don't worry, no matter whether he got back the Dragon God's mind or not, I will..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he saw Yue Dugu walking into the hall, followed by Ming Yuexin and dozens of monks, Yue Dugu took out two scrolls of jade slips from his bosom, and said: "I have already taken the "Dragon God's Mind Method" Come back, what is the second test question?"
The Dragon King twitched a little, looked at Qi Xiu twice, and said, "This...thank you, Emperor Yue, for recovering the Dragon God's mentality for my Dragon Clan. It's just..."
Yue Dugu had already learned about what happened in the Dragon Palace from Mingyue Xin. Seeing that the Dragon King was hesitant, he put the two jade slips in his arms and said calmly: "The Son of the Demon Realm is just the Son of the Vegetable Garden. His status in the Demon Realm is low. The Dragon King imprisoned him and forced him to speak at the altar every day, twenty times a day. But if he contradicts his promise, he is my enemy! Even if I think about the kindness of the Dragon God in the past, But when the Immortal Alliance learns that the Dragon King has turned his back on his promises, it may not be so easy to give up!"
The Dragon King became embarrassed, Qi Xiu said: "Dragon King, don't be embarrassed, I am still waiting for your second test question here, I don't ask much, as long as you don't want to be partial!"
The Dragon King heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to show off to Yue Dugu again, but he heard Qi Xiu say, "Otherwise... you need to be in a good mood to open the altar to teach the Magic Sutra. If you are not in a good mood, you may not be able to speak for a whole day... "
The Dragon King called all the dragon sons and dragon mothers to discuss in the back hall, and asked, "What should I do now?"
Uncle Qing really wanted to hear the uncut and monkey-free version of the fairy monk's story, but he also knew that if he refused Yue Dugu, he would be making an enemy of the entire fairy world. He thought for a while and said: "Father, although they They both want to win us over, but in fact neither of us can afford to offend. It's all because of the death of the dragon god, and there is no dragon god in our dragon clan, so we can't hold back the situation!"
The Dragon King said: "That's right! If my Dragon Clan can produce another Dragon God, it's not just doing what you want. If you want to imprison the Holy Son and teach the Fa, you can imprison him, and if you want to reject the Immortal Alliance, you can refuse! What good idea does Qing'er have?"
Uncle Qing said: "So, for the second test question, why don't you let them get back the concentric fruit?"
The Dragon King's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and said, "Miao!! Great!".
After all the dragons discussed it, they walked into the hall again, and the Dragon King said: "Thank you, Emperor Yue, for taking back the Dragon God's mentality. This is regarded as Emperor Yue's victory. In this second competition, Son, you must work hard. If you lose again No, the old dragon can't do it anymore!"
Uncle Qing took a step forward and said: "My Dragon God once made good friends with Penglai Xingjun. After the two became united forever, he planted a concentric tree in Yulongchi behind the Penglai Temple. There were concentric fruits on the tree. It was formed by watering the blood of the Dragon God. Now, I ask you two to help my Dragon Clan get a concentric fruit, so that my Dragon Clan can also admire the Dragon God's demeanor."
Yue Dugu was taken aback, and looked at Ming Yuexin, he had never heard of concentric fruit, and knew nothing about it.
Qi Xiu, Zhu Lie and the others laughed tacitly.
When Yue Dugu went to the Guanghan Palace, they had already inquired about all the gossip about the Dragon Palace. Because this concentric fruit was made by the Dragon God, it was in the back hall of the Penglai Palace. There is a drop of the blood of the dragon god in it, which is very important to the dragon clan.
And Penglai Xingjun had made friends with Hu Niangniang in the demon world in his early years, and the two had a good friendship, and this Penglai Xingjun also had some demonic nature.As long as Qi Xiu came to explain his purpose, this thing was basically within reach!
The "Magic Sutra" really made the dragon king fall into a demon, and the second test question clearly favored himself! !
Immediately, Qi Xiu took the dagger and went on the road. When he reached the sea, maybe the sun was too strong, and a silver light flashed in front of his eyes, which hurt his eyes a little.
Qi Xiu covered his eyes with his sleeve, and the silver light seemed to fall into the sleeve after a while, but he turned around and found nothing, so he didn't take it to heart, and continued on his way, and within a day he arrived at Penglai in Zhonghai Fairy Mountain.
Since the death of the Dragon God, Penglai Xingjun has been sitting in the Penglai Hall all year round, and he has not interacted with anyone for a long time.When he heard the visit from the Son of the Devil, he planned to thank the guests and not see him.Later I heard that he claimed to be the descendant of Hu Niangniang, so he lifted the palace restriction and let Qi Xiu and others in.
At the moment Qi Xiu entered the Penglai Palace, another silver light flashed from his sleeve, Qi Xiu turned his head and asked Dagger Evil: "Dharma Guardian, can you see it?"
Dagger evilly said: "What did you see?"
Qi Xiu thought to himself that he didn't even see the dagger evil who was much stronger than himself, it must be because his eyes were dazzled, and he didn't pay much attention, so he continued to move forward.
On the Penglai Hall, the silver feather flashed out from Qi Xiu's sleeve, and after it was pasted on the wall and turned into a relief of a silver sparrow, the corners of his mouth could not help but turn up slightly.
"Penglai Xingjun is the enemy of my Guanghan Palace! My mother-in-law asked me to kill Qi Xiu again! If I do it here, I can not only kill the son with a low cultivation level, but also blame Penglai Xingjun, killing two birds with one stone." !"
Yin Ling had made up her mind, so she waited with peace of mind.
But not long after, a young man in a purple robe with a white silk sash over his eyes turned out from the apse. He moved like a breeze, tall and thin, standing there, every move was Feng Feng smiled faintly at Qi Xiu with a voiceless voice: "Since the Dragon Immortal went away, my eyes have also been hurt, and I have never seen a foreigner, and now I haven't swam with Hu Niangniang for hundreds of years. good?"
Qi Xiu said: "The devil has gone!"
Penglai Xingjun was taken aback, and said in a voiceless voice: "How could this be?" He was already thin, but he was a little unsteady in his agitation, Qi Xiu stepped forward to support him, and the two sat down.
Yin Ling, who was pasted on the wall, was overjoyed when she saw this, Penglai Xingjun was weaker than she imagined, so why don't you make a move now?When will we wait?
At the moment when Yin Ling was about to make a move, she didn't expect that some handsome and good-looking saints from the devil world would reach out and grab Penglai Xingjun's wrist, with three fingers resting on it, as if asking for pulse and seeing a doctor.
Yin Ling gasped in her heart, inexplicably feeling that the picture in front of her was very eye-catching! !
Two men, one as gentle as jade, one as weak as a willow and Fufeng, one as gentle and elegant, and the other as extraordinary, you care about me, and I treat you with courtesy, it's really... so eye-catching!
Yin Ling thought to himself: Such a good-looking man is rare outside, why don't I take a second look, before it's too late to make a move!
Qi Xiu felt the pulse of Penglai Xingjun, and learned that it was because he sat idle for many years and did not improve his cultivation. Now that he heard of his friend's death, his heart was agitated.
Penglai Xingjun was particularly regretful, and said quietly: "Back then, Mrs. Hu and I were both called double charms. 300 years ago, I got the "Twelve Volumes of Haunting Soul", and said that I could compete with him, but later the Dragon God After leaving, I lost my mind...I never thought...that all my old friends left one by one!"
Qi Xiu immediately climbed up the pole, explaining why he went to the Dragon Palace, how Madam Hu died, and why he came here.Penglai Xingjun sighed again and again, and said: "How could it be so... Hey... Forget it, since you are the descendant of Hu Niangniang, let me show you what you are capable of, and I can give you one or two concentric fruits!"
Qi Xiu was confused: "My ability??"
As soon as Penglai Xingjun raised his hand, a long scroll was unfolded in mid-air. One section of the scroll was in his hand, while the other section was in front of Qi Xiu.
Qi Xiu stretched out his hand to catch it, and looked at the long scroll, not only... mmp in his heart!
There are various poses on it! !Man and man pose! ! !
Penglai Xingjun's voice is like a breeze, and like a bright moon, without any obscenity. You are a fruit. If you have higher insights, a few fruits are nothing, and the whole tree will be given to you!"
Qi Xiu:! ! !I'm really not gay! !I really like girls with big boobs! !Are you serious about asking me to review this stuff?If I bend down, are you responsible? ?
Qi Xiu thought to himself, forget it, for the sake of my physical and mental health, I'd better grab it!Just as he was about to make a move, Penglai Xingjun seemed to have read his mind, flipped his palm, and a half-human, half-dragon jade sculpture floated in his palm.The man looked heroic, with gentle eyes and a little red blood between his eyebrows.
Penglai Xingjun said quietly: "Although the Dragon God passed away, he left me this dharma body to protect me. This dharma body has eight percent of his skill back then, let alone you, a vegetable garden son, even if it is Yuedi Yue Dugu Come, you can't act wild!"
Qi Xiu saw the blue light flowing on Nafa's body, a sense of coercion, the dragon's tail swayed slightly at this moment, and the nearby sea rolled up huge waves, which were full of spiritual energy, which was unprecedentedly powerful, he said helplessly : "This... to judge... let's judge! In fact, I am also... a fellow, the man who loves Yingwei the most!" These words are extremely against my will! !
Penglai Xingjun accepted the dharma body and said with a smile: "Hu Niangniang's successor, of course it should be like this! Son, look at the first picture, how happy do you think the person in this painting is?"
Qi Xiu looked at the first picture, hot eyes!
"I think... having sex with a man... maybe it's not fun?" Qi Xiu said.
Penglai Xingjun was rather disappointed, and said: "So it's just a baby, no matter what, I'll wait for the Emperor Yue to come and have a review with him, so I can pass the loneliness."
Qi Xiu immediately activated his brain cells, and nonsense in a serious manner: "I'm very experienced! I said I'm not happy because... um... because the prostate is located in front of the lower abdomen, and you will feel pleasure when you stimulate it, and this posture stimulates the The position of the tailbone...is not in the right direction!"
Penglai Xingjun was stunned: "The Holy Son really has research! What is the prostate? All ears!"
Qi Xiu: ...the most embarrassing explanation of physiological hygiene and anatomy in history!
So he began to recall the physiology and hygiene class in junior high school, starting from the differences between men and women, to the physiological and psychological structure of men, to the hormone secretion of the pituitary gland, and finally gave Penglai Xingjun a popular science about AIDS prevention knowledge.
"So... this "The Twelve Volumes of Haunting the Soul" is not a serious textbook!" Qi Xiu said, "Only with a healthy body can you enjoy yourself to the fullest, and you should wear a condom before everything! Otherwise, God knows what kind of demonic energy will be infected, it will be too late to regret!!"
After listening to Penglai Xingjun, he couldn't help holding Qi Xiu's hand, and said: "Sure enough, he is the descendant of Mrs. Hu, and he is different from those coquettish and heretic bastards! This is the real right way in the room!"
Qi Xiu heaved a sigh of relief and asked, "Then...can you give me a fruit?"
Penglai Xingjun shook his head: "No! If I don't give it to you, it is impossible to give it to you in this life!"
Qi Xiu:! ! !
Penglai Xingjun: "Unless you review all the scriptures and books in my apse!"
Qi Xiu: ...Mom, I'm really not gay, I don't want to watch these weird things...
Three days later, Qi Xiu looked at his system panel with complicated emotions.
The healing technique is still the same, the attack is still scum, and the strange skills are also very kind.
Only the skill of temptation has inexplicably increased by [-] experience points! !
Qi Xiu sighed in his heart: Really, who will believe it?I'm still a virgin, I actually taught an old driver about my skills, looked at his treasures, and got [-] experience points! ! !
Just as Qi Xiu was leaving, he suddenly heard a thick voice from outside: "Jingdu Yue Dugu begs to see Penglai Xingjun!"
All the people standing beside His Highness dared not make a sound, Jin Fengming hadn't been so angry for many years.
"You bastard Yue Dugu!! You bastard!" Jin Fengming wiped the blood from the corner of his lips with his hand, and said, "You dare to do something to me, you don't even care about my grandmother!"
No one else dared to open their mouths, only a young female fairy standing on the hall bowed and said: "Mother, don't be so angry, it is you who showed mercy to him, so he was able to ask for a bargain. I will help Out of breath!"
Jin Fengming snorted: "What's your identity? Going to a dirty place like Dragon Palace doesn't have to bury yourself!"
Having said that, there is always a grudge in my heart. After all, Yue Dugu is his grandson, and his anger will pass after a while, but Qi Xiu, the holy son of the devil world, is too hateful, so he said to the fairy: "Yinling, you are also considered a grandson!" I am an outstanding person in the next generation, you go to the Dragon Palace for me and get rid of that devil!"
"Yes! Mother-in-law, don't worry, Yin Ling will definitely bring the devil's body back to her mother-in-law for disposal!"
After finishing speaking, Yin Ling jumped into the air, turned in a circle, turned into a silver peacock, and headed towards Zhonghai.
In the Dragon Palace, the Dragon King was holding a grand banquet for Qi Xiu. He patted Qi Xiu on the shoulder and said, "I can't imagine that my nephew has such a ravine in his chest. Of course, I don't need to say this. We, the Dragon Clan, should provide convenience to the Holy Son in Zhonghai." , We will not stop any warships coming and going from the Demon Realm."
Qi Xiu was overjoyed, and just as he was about to thank him, he suddenly heard a message from Xiazi outside: "Dragon King, Emperor Yue is back!!"
Dragon King Qixiu said: "Nephew, don't worry, no matter whether he got back the Dragon God's mind or not, I will..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he saw Yue Dugu walking into the hall, followed by Ming Yuexin and dozens of monks, Yue Dugu took out two scrolls of jade slips from his bosom, and said: "I have already taken the "Dragon God's Mind Method" Come back, what is the second test question?"
The Dragon King twitched a little, looked at Qi Xiu twice, and said, "This...thank you, Emperor Yue, for recovering the Dragon God's mentality for my Dragon Clan. It's just..."
Yue Dugu had already learned about what happened in the Dragon Palace from Mingyue Xin. Seeing that the Dragon King was hesitant, he put the two jade slips in his arms and said calmly: "The Son of the Demon Realm is just the Son of the Vegetable Garden. His status in the Demon Realm is low. The Dragon King imprisoned him and forced him to speak at the altar every day, twenty times a day. But if he contradicts his promise, he is my enemy! Even if I think about the kindness of the Dragon God in the past, But when the Immortal Alliance learns that the Dragon King has turned his back on his promises, it may not be so easy to give up!"
The Dragon King became embarrassed, Qi Xiu said: "Dragon King, don't be embarrassed, I am still waiting for your second test question here, I don't ask much, as long as you don't want to be partial!"
The Dragon King heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to show off to Yue Dugu again, but he heard Qi Xiu say, "Otherwise... you need to be in a good mood to open the altar to teach the Magic Sutra. If you are not in a good mood, you may not be able to speak for a whole day... "
The Dragon King called all the dragon sons and dragon mothers to discuss in the back hall, and asked, "What should I do now?"
Uncle Qing really wanted to hear the uncut and monkey-free version of the fairy monk's story, but he also knew that if he refused Yue Dugu, he would be making an enemy of the entire fairy world. He thought for a while and said: "Father, although they They both want to win us over, but in fact neither of us can afford to offend. It's all because of the death of the dragon god, and there is no dragon god in our dragon clan, so we can't hold back the situation!"
The Dragon King said: "That's right! If my Dragon Clan can produce another Dragon God, it's not just doing what you want. If you want to imprison the Holy Son and teach the Fa, you can imprison him, and if you want to reject the Immortal Alliance, you can refuse! What good idea does Qing'er have?"
Uncle Qing said: "So, for the second test question, why don't you let them get back the concentric fruit?"
The Dragon King's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and said, "Miao!! Great!".
After all the dragons discussed it, they walked into the hall again, and the Dragon King said: "Thank you, Emperor Yue, for taking back the Dragon God's mentality. This is regarded as Emperor Yue's victory. In this second competition, Son, you must work hard. If you lose again No, the old dragon can't do it anymore!"
Uncle Qing took a step forward and said: "My Dragon God once made good friends with Penglai Xingjun. After the two became united forever, he planted a concentric tree in Yulongchi behind the Penglai Temple. There were concentric fruits on the tree. It was formed by watering the blood of the Dragon God. Now, I ask you two to help my Dragon Clan get a concentric fruit, so that my Dragon Clan can also admire the Dragon God's demeanor."
Yue Dugu was taken aback, and looked at Ming Yuexin, he had never heard of concentric fruit, and knew nothing about it.
Qi Xiu, Zhu Lie and the others laughed tacitly.
When Yue Dugu went to the Guanghan Palace, they had already inquired about all the gossip about the Dragon Palace. Because this concentric fruit was made by the Dragon God, it was in the back hall of the Penglai Palace. There is a drop of the blood of the dragon god in it, which is very important to the dragon clan.
And Penglai Xingjun had made friends with Hu Niangniang in the demon world in his early years, and the two had a good friendship, and this Penglai Xingjun also had some demonic nature.As long as Qi Xiu came to explain his purpose, this thing was basically within reach!
The "Magic Sutra" really made the dragon king fall into a demon, and the second test question clearly favored himself! !
Immediately, Qi Xiu took the dagger and went on the road. When he reached the sea, maybe the sun was too strong, and a silver light flashed in front of his eyes, which hurt his eyes a little.
Qi Xiu covered his eyes with his sleeve, and the silver light seemed to fall into the sleeve after a while, but he turned around and found nothing, so he didn't take it to heart, and continued on his way, and within a day he arrived at Penglai in Zhonghai Fairy Mountain.
Since the death of the Dragon God, Penglai Xingjun has been sitting in the Penglai Hall all year round, and he has not interacted with anyone for a long time.When he heard the visit from the Son of the Devil, he planned to thank the guests and not see him.Later I heard that he claimed to be the descendant of Hu Niangniang, so he lifted the palace restriction and let Qi Xiu and others in.
At the moment Qi Xiu entered the Penglai Palace, another silver light flashed from his sleeve, Qi Xiu turned his head and asked Dagger Evil: "Dharma Guardian, can you see it?"
Dagger evilly said: "What did you see?"
Qi Xiu thought to himself that he didn't even see the dagger evil who was much stronger than himself, it must be because his eyes were dazzled, and he didn't pay much attention, so he continued to move forward.
On the Penglai Hall, the silver feather flashed out from Qi Xiu's sleeve, and after it was pasted on the wall and turned into a relief of a silver sparrow, the corners of his mouth could not help but turn up slightly.
"Penglai Xingjun is the enemy of my Guanghan Palace! My mother-in-law asked me to kill Qi Xiu again! If I do it here, I can not only kill the son with a low cultivation level, but also blame Penglai Xingjun, killing two birds with one stone." !"
Yin Ling had made up her mind, so she waited with peace of mind.
But not long after, a young man in a purple robe with a white silk sash over his eyes turned out from the apse. He moved like a breeze, tall and thin, standing there, every move was Feng Feng smiled faintly at Qi Xiu with a voiceless voice: "Since the Dragon Immortal went away, my eyes have also been hurt, and I have never seen a foreigner, and now I haven't swam with Hu Niangniang for hundreds of years. good?"
Qi Xiu said: "The devil has gone!"
Penglai Xingjun was taken aback, and said in a voiceless voice: "How could this be?" He was already thin, but he was a little unsteady in his agitation, Qi Xiu stepped forward to support him, and the two sat down.
Yin Ling, who was pasted on the wall, was overjoyed when she saw this, Penglai Xingjun was weaker than she imagined, so why don't you make a move now?When will we wait?
At the moment when Yin Ling was about to make a move, she didn't expect that some handsome and good-looking saints from the devil world would reach out and grab Penglai Xingjun's wrist, with three fingers resting on it, as if asking for pulse and seeing a doctor.
Yin Ling gasped in her heart, inexplicably feeling that the picture in front of her was very eye-catching! !
Two men, one as gentle as jade, one as weak as a willow and Fufeng, one as gentle and elegant, and the other as extraordinary, you care about me, and I treat you with courtesy, it's really... so eye-catching!
Yin Ling thought to himself: Such a good-looking man is rare outside, why don't I take a second look, before it's too late to make a move!
Qi Xiu felt the pulse of Penglai Xingjun, and learned that it was because he sat idle for many years and did not improve his cultivation. Now that he heard of his friend's death, his heart was agitated.
Penglai Xingjun was particularly regretful, and said quietly: "Back then, Mrs. Hu and I were both called double charms. 300 years ago, I got the "Twelve Volumes of Haunting Soul", and said that I could compete with him, but later the Dragon God After leaving, I lost my mind...I never thought...that all my old friends left one by one!"
Qi Xiu immediately climbed up the pole, explaining why he went to the Dragon Palace, how Madam Hu died, and why he came here.Penglai Xingjun sighed again and again, and said: "How could it be so... Hey... Forget it, since you are the descendant of Hu Niangniang, let me show you what you are capable of, and I can give you one or two concentric fruits!"
Qi Xiu was confused: "My ability??"
As soon as Penglai Xingjun raised his hand, a long scroll was unfolded in mid-air. One section of the scroll was in his hand, while the other section was in front of Qi Xiu.
Qi Xiu stretched out his hand to catch it, and looked at the long scroll, not only... mmp in his heart!
There are various poses on it! !Man and man pose! ! !
Penglai Xingjun's voice is like a breeze, and like a bright moon, without any obscenity. You are a fruit. If you have higher insights, a few fruits are nothing, and the whole tree will be given to you!"
Qi Xiu:! ! !I'm really not gay! !I really like girls with big boobs! !Are you serious about asking me to review this stuff?If I bend down, are you responsible? ?
Qi Xiu thought to himself, forget it, for the sake of my physical and mental health, I'd better grab it!Just as he was about to make a move, Penglai Xingjun seemed to have read his mind, flipped his palm, and a half-human, half-dragon jade sculpture floated in his palm.The man looked heroic, with gentle eyes and a little red blood between his eyebrows.
Penglai Xingjun said quietly: "Although the Dragon God passed away, he left me this dharma body to protect me. This dharma body has eight percent of his skill back then, let alone you, a vegetable garden son, even if it is Yuedi Yue Dugu Come, you can't act wild!"
Qi Xiu saw the blue light flowing on Nafa's body, a sense of coercion, the dragon's tail swayed slightly at this moment, and the nearby sea rolled up huge waves, which were full of spiritual energy, which was unprecedentedly powerful, he said helplessly : "This... to judge... let's judge! In fact, I am also... a fellow, the man who loves Yingwei the most!" These words are extremely against my will! !
Penglai Xingjun accepted the dharma body and said with a smile: "Hu Niangniang's successor, of course it should be like this! Son, look at the first picture, how happy do you think the person in this painting is?"
Qi Xiu looked at the first picture, hot eyes!
"I think... having sex with a man... maybe it's not fun?" Qi Xiu said.
Penglai Xingjun was rather disappointed, and said: "So it's just a baby, no matter what, I'll wait for the Emperor Yue to come and have a review with him, so I can pass the loneliness."
Qi Xiu immediately activated his brain cells, and nonsense in a serious manner: "I'm very experienced! I said I'm not happy because... um... because the prostate is located in front of the lower abdomen, and you will feel pleasure when you stimulate it, and this posture stimulates the The position of the tailbone...is not in the right direction!"
Penglai Xingjun was stunned: "The Holy Son really has research! What is the prostate? All ears!"
Qi Xiu: ...the most embarrassing explanation of physiological hygiene and anatomy in history!
So he began to recall the physiology and hygiene class in junior high school, starting from the differences between men and women, to the physiological and psychological structure of men, to the hormone secretion of the pituitary gland, and finally gave Penglai Xingjun a popular science about AIDS prevention knowledge.
"So... this "The Twelve Volumes of Haunting the Soul" is not a serious textbook!" Qi Xiu said, "Only with a healthy body can you enjoy yourself to the fullest, and you should wear a condom before everything! Otherwise, God knows what kind of demonic energy will be infected, it will be too late to regret!!"
After listening to Penglai Xingjun, he couldn't help holding Qi Xiu's hand, and said: "Sure enough, he is the descendant of Mrs. Hu, and he is different from those coquettish and heretic bastards! This is the real right way in the room!"
Qi Xiu heaved a sigh of relief and asked, "Then...can you give me a fruit?"
Penglai Xingjun shook his head: "No! If I don't give it to you, it is impossible to give it to you in this life!"
Qi Xiu:! ! !
Penglai Xingjun: "Unless you review all the scriptures and books in my apse!"
Qi Xiu: ...Mom, I'm really not gay, I don't want to watch these weird things...
Three days later, Qi Xiu looked at his system panel with complicated emotions.
The healing technique is still the same, the attack is still scum, and the strange skills are also very kind.
Only the skill of temptation has inexplicably increased by [-] experience points! !
Qi Xiu sighed in his heart: Really, who will believe it?I'm still a virgin, I actually taught an old driver about my skills, looked at his treasures, and got [-] experience points! ! !
Just as Qi Xiu was leaving, he suddenly heard a thick voice from outside: "Jingdu Yue Dugu begs to see Penglai Xingjun!"
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