Buddhist villain

Yue Dugu knelt down and said, "Grandmother, this is a rumor, it's just to sow discord between you and me~! Maybe... maybe..."

Yue Dugu wanted to say, "Maybe it's the Holy Son of the Demon Realm who is behind the scenes"!

But he thought about it, if Qi Xiu really did it and Jin Fengming found out, why would Jin Fengming tear up that poor Son?They just want to win, and there is no need to kill others.

So I skipped this paragraph and said categorically: "Who am I, grandma doesn't know? My whole family was wiped out by Qi Dongye. Even if I really like men, how can I have anything to do with his later heirs? !"

Seeing Yue Dugu's righteous words, Jin Fengming relaxed a little, and said: "That's the case, you are not young anymore, grandma will make the decision for you, so get married here! Find a Taoist couple and get married tonight. Once the baby is born, take the "Dragon God's Mind Method" and go back to the Dragon Palace to see who dares to gossip behind their backs!"

Yue Dugu:! ! !The first marriage reminder in my life came from my grandmother! ! !

Yue Dugu said: "How can marriage be such a trifle?"

Seeing Yue Dugu's troubled expression, Jin Fengming sneered and said, "Since this is the case, the Dragon God's mind is hidden in the Kunlun Cold Pool, and the guardian of the cold pool is me, your grandmother! If you are capable, defeat me and you will get the mind!" After speaking, suddenly the red glow flashed all over his body, and he turned into a five-colored phoenix, attacking Yue Dugu.

Yue Dugu had no choice but to fight.Jin Fengming was a divine bird, and his heart was full of resentment towards the "dead gay who didn't admit his account". , beat the Kunlun Guanghan Palace to shake the ground, let's not mention it for now.

But in the Dragon Palace, after all the demons praised the devilish son of the demon world, they were still a little uneasy: "Holy son, let's ignore the first test question for the time being, but if the Dragon King is biased, the second and third questions are still the same, what should I do?" ?”

Qi Xiu touched his chin, blinked his eyes, and felt that what the demons said made sense: "The key lies in the Dragon King! We must try our best to attract his attention and make him lean towards us!"

Zhu Xie said: "But the Dragon King believes in Buddhism, and now he pesters Mingyue Xin every day to let him preach the scriptures. I'm afraid it will be difficult for the Dragon King to favor us!"

The demons were stunned: "There is such a thing? That Mingyuexin actually... used Buddhism to confuse the Dragon King?!"

Zhu Xie nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes! I just look like a monk, and I don't understand Buddhism at all, otherwise maybe I can fight for it!"

Qi Xiu continued to rub his chin: "His teachings of Mingyuexin confuse the Dragon King? I have to follow his holy son's lectures! We must hurry up before Yue Dugu comes back, so that the Dragon King will believe in my classic mysteries of the devil world!!"

All the demons: ... Isn't the demon world just burning, killing and looting?There is a classic mystery of Mao! !

But when the demons wanted to remind the Holy Son, they suddenly felt that the smile of the Holy Son had an evil, charming and wild taste, so they tentatively asked, "Is it useful?"

Qi Xiu said: "I don't know if it's useful or not, anyway...it's very magical!"

The demons suddenly felt relieved!

On the other side, Ming Yuexin, who was explaining to the Dragon King, had her eyelids twitch for no reason.

Seeing this, the Dragon King asked, "What happened to the holy monk?"

Mingyue Xin said: "It's nothing, let's continue. Yesterday I told the story of King Sapoda who sacrificed his life to save pigeons. It can be seen that it is my Buddha's mercy to sacrifice oneself and give to others. How about telling another story about a prince cutting his flesh to save his parents today?"

The Dragon King felt that it was novel to listen to cutting meat to save pigeons at first, but he felt a little bored after cutting meat for two or three days in a row, but there were no other stories to listen to, so he nodded and said, "Very good! Listen to the celestial music for a while."

Ming Yuexin began to tell her own story: Once upon a time, there was a king, his wife and three sons who fled abroad. Because they ran out of food, the three were hungry and tired, and they were about to starve to death.The king thought: The three of us are now in a desperate situation. Instead of starving to death, it is better to kill one, so that the other two can live on that person's flesh.

Just when I was talking about this, there was a loud commotion outside the small building of the meditation room, which seemed to be wild laughter. The laughter seemed to be uttered by tens of thousands of people in unison, causing waves of waves, almost even reaching the Dragon Palace. It's all over!

The Dragon King was displeased, so he greeted a turtle and said, "Why is there so much noise outside? I can't even listen to the holy monk telling me stories at ease!"

The ten-thousand-year-old turtle said, "It must be the Holy Son of the Demon Realm who opened the altar to teach the Dharma!!"

The Dragon King said angrily, "What kind of dharma is he talking about, the son of a vegetable garden in the devil world? Are the stories of devils as good as Buddhist scriptures?! Go and pass on the king's will, and tell him to be quiet and not to speak the dharma!"

The tortoise nodded and went with the Dragon King's decree.

The Dragon King returned to Xiaozhu, the meditation room, and said to Mingyue Xin: "Saint Monk, please tell me, this king has a solid Buddha's heart and will not be disturbed by the outside world!"

Ming Yuexin nodded and praised: "It's so good, if you can't be invaded by foreign demons, it's the first level."

So he continued to speak, but he didn't expect that after a short time, there would be another loud commotion outside. It seemed that tens of thousands of people were roaring in unison, as if they were shouting: "Garbage! Garbage!! Get out!!"

The Dragon King felt that he was disturbed by the foreign demons, so he was very upset!

What on earth is the Son of the Demon Realm talking about that can make the Dragon Palace stir up trouble! !Didn't the turtle spirit pass the decree?It should be quiet soon so that I can concentrate on listening to the short stories of Buddhist scriptures, right?

So the Dragon King patiently continued to listen to the cutting of meat to save his parents.

The king was about to kill his wife, but the little prince saw his father drawing his sword to kill his mother, so he knelt on the ground and begged, saying that he was willing to die instead of his mother, but the flesh would spoil if he killed him once, so he begged his father to cut himself off one day. A piece of meat can satisfy your hunger, and you can continue to eat fresh meat...

Ming Yuexin had no choice but to speak twice, but there was another commotion outside, this time shouting: "Come on! Come on! Don't tell us this with our pants off!!"

The Dragon King is completely...not calm!

Mingyue Xin said: "The way of the devil is outside, the poor monk can no longer allow him to be rampant, and I would like to accompany the Dragon King to fight against this devil!"

The Dragon King stood up with a whoosh, swung his dragon tail and swam out.

However, in the open space in front of the Dragon Palace, several clam spirits built a platform for them, and even opened the clam shells to reveal fluorescent pearls, emitting a little glow.The devil's holy son was standing on the platform, wearing a black robe from the devil world, and was speaking the law.The surrounding Dragon Palace people not only have clam spirits, fish spirits, crab spirits, dragon sons, and dragon mothers, but even the turtle spirits who came to pass on the dharma stand there holding a dharma decree.All of them grew their mouths and listened fascinatedly, their expressions were as if they were in the GAO tide.

The Dragon King went over and saw Bai Ji's holding a sign saying "Holy Son, I Love You" shaking there, so he asked Bai Ji's: "What dharma will the devil teach? Let him withdraw so as not to disturb me Listen to the Dharma!"

Bai Ji said: "Hush! What the Holy Son is talking about is Buddhist Dharma too!!"

The Dragon King was taken aback for a moment, then he became curious and eavesdropped.

But I heard Qi Xiu's voice was not loud, but he uttered words clearly into his ears: "The goblin put his arms around the monk's neck, as long as he kissed, he wanted to have a good time with that monk! But that monk is a virgin who practiced for ten generations. Where is Yang willing to give it to the goblin?"

With just one sentence, the Dragon King was stopped!Can the story of me rubbing the monk still be told like this? ! ! !It's exciting to throw yourself into your arms!It is a holy monk that the monk is unmoved!A holy monk like Zen Master Mingyue! !

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but glance at Ming Yuexin next to me! !I thought: Abbot Mingyue does not know how many lives he practiced, is he a virgin?If you encounter this kind of thing, can you hold it?

The Dragon King was thinking wildly, but he heard Qi Xiu continue: "Seeing that the monk refused, the goblin used a charm to make the monk's heart flutter, and he couldn't hold it back. He rubbed against her and was about to accomplish something good. , suddenly a little demon came to report: Ma'am, it’s not good, a monkey with a rough face and a thunderous mouth came in from outside!"

"Damn it!!" The Dragon Palace crowd roared, the roar was loud, and Uncle Qing was especially angry, "Qi Xiu, you bastard, did you do it on purpose! Did you do it on purpose!! Every time you talk about a critical moment, you use this trick , are you going to play with our dragon clan to death!!"

Qi Xiu calmly and cruelly said: "I want to know whether that monkey can prevent this good thing...Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !!!!" A group of clam essences and fish essences with Qing Bo were even angry, and they all threw wali and stones at Qi Xiu on the stage.Qi Xiu held up a clamshell to block these stones, and looked at his system panel cheerfully. Once the card is disassembled next time, he will get a few thousand points; if he gets stuck again "about to achieve a good thing", he will get another tens of thousands of points!Just don't be too cool! !I don't know if the Dragon King can be attracted, anyway... Negative emotion points have been properly earned this time! !

"Speak up, let me hear your grievances." Qi Xiu saw that everyone was almost smashing stones, so he threw away the clam shell, and the clam shell opened itself to reveal pearls and continued to use it as the background board, "As long as the grievances can be tens of thousands , I will add another time!!"

An eel spirit said angrily: "What you are talking about is the abridged version!! Every time the red candle goes out, or after one night, I want to listen to the details!!"

Qi Xiu glanced at the Dragon King and Ming Yuexin in the distance, and said calmly: "In a civilized way, I'm not a succubus, and I don't talk about the content below the neck!"

Negative emotions from eel essence +100;

Negative emotions from Uncle Qing +200;

Negative emotions from Bai Ji's +30;

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Zen Master Mingyue saw the goblins in the Dragon Palace who were concerned about the story of "The Monk Learned from the Buddhist Scriptures and Monkeys Fight", and thought that it would be alright for the devil's son to win over the Dragon Palace, but what if he insulted my Buddha's profound meaning?

So he jumped onto the high platform and said loudly: "The Dharma is profound! How can you tamper with it like this?"

Qi Xiu said: "It seems that you want to discuss the Tao with me?"

Mingyue Xin said: "That's right! I'll discuss with you today to make it clear."

Qi Xiu nodded with a smile: "Okay! The Dragon King will be the judge!"

"My Buddha has three thousand volumes of metaphors for the world, and I can't kill you, a story about a stinky monkey?! Heh!!" Ming Yuexin began to lecture. If you want to influence the people of the Dragon Palace after making up a short story, it's best to just let it go!

At the beginning, when Qi Xiu hadn't spoken yet, Mingyuexin's philosophical Buddhist stories could still attract the Dragon Palace audience, and the Dragon King followed suit. There are so many goods!

However, the moment Qi Xiu opened his mouth, the whole situation changed!

Mingyue Xin, you think too highly of the cultural quality of these goblins in Dragon Palace! !

I don’t know these ligatures, how can I still listen to your profound Zen? ?

As a religious studies professional I have done extensive popular survey work, do I know what is most widespread among less educated people?

Do you think it is Buddhist meditation?Is it a hundred metaphors?wrong!Those are all high-end goods, the love of high-level and savvy people with a bachelor of letters!

Practice has proved that among these spirits who have the same level of education as the Chinese rural aunts, the most widely spread is the "believers" of one of the three major religions!I heard that in some rural areas, the greetings of aunts have changed from "Have you eaten?" to "Do you believe in the Lord?"

Qi Xiu contemplated for a while, pondered for a while, and decided to change the religious stories he knew, and changed him to the version of the Holy Son of the Demon Realm!

"In the beginning, God made a garden, where there were delicious food and drinks, and a man lived there. Later, God felt that this man was too lonely, so he gave him a woman! Both of them were naked... ..."

The slightly erotic beginning immediately attracted most of the goblins in the Dragon Palace... especially the Dragon Clan.

Then there is no suspense.

Cutting the flesh is nothing, there is blood, but the strength is not enough!

It's exciting when an angel kills his head!It's magical!

Crossing the river with one reed is too immortal, how rough and simple is it to split the Red Sea?

There are also various derivative stories and myths. What's more, Qi Xiu used the Bible stories as the original version, and also incorporated Greek mythology, Egyptian mythology, and...even magically added the stories of Journey to the West, Fengshen Bang, and Legend of the Condor Heroes. Drama! !

Baskets, cannonballs, wooden horses, golden apples, and the god who lives on the top of the mountain is promiscuous with women everywhere, even bulls. Under such a background, a stupid but destined boy was born on a snowy night. The road of relying on the sky to slay the dragon...

Hearing that everyone in the Dragon Palace was ecstasy, but when they were ecstasy, they suddenly turned to "disintegrate next time", and they were almost dead.

However... Even if one of them died, they couldn't help shouting in unison, "The Holy Son, spread the law quickly! Let's pass it on again" and asked for another round.

Can't stop!

In the end, of course, the monkey jumped into the sea on Peach Blossom Island and broke into the Dragon Palace. It depends on Dinghaishenzhen as the end.The ending is still "If you want to know whether the Dragon Clan can keep the Dinghaishenzhen, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down."

Harvesting negative emotions is a never-ending project.

On the second day, Ming Yuexin looked at the empty meditation room and still harbored fantasies.

The third day, the fourth day...Ming Yuexin finally realized that she had lost... completely lost!The one who loses is that the Dragon King no longer comes to listen to the Fa, but to listen to Qi Xiu's lecture on the Magic Sutra! !

Ming Yuexin sighed in her heart: "Emperor Yue, have you got the "Dragon God Mind Method"? If you don't come back, I don't think there will be any three test questions! It's crazy..."