All the strategies I have failed

[Please respond according to the player's choice, and read the lines according to the prompts given by the game. 】

[Please ignore the other party. 】

Kiyono: "..."

He actually told her to ignore the other party!

That's great.

Adhering to the principle of talking more than wrong, Kiyono lay down on the table and pretended to be a dead body. To be honest, she was even considering a direct showdown with Osamu Dazai just now. She really felt that she would have a myocardial infarction in a fight with him.

By the way, the reason why Qingye can still see the indicator board when lying on the table... is because she is lying on her side facing the corner, with the back of her head facing the young man kneeling next to her. Next, you can see the instructions openly and aboveboard.

However, Qing Ye didn't see the option just now, so he doesn't know why the other party said this line, and it's hard to make any judgments about the degree of favorability.

"Ah..." Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, interrupting someone's chaotic thoughts: "Student-san?"

"Student Qingye? Squad leader Sang? Missing love sauce?"

Qing Ye: "..." Pfft!

What the hell is lack of love sauce.

She almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and someone who had resumed her actions tightly closed her eyes, and her heart was about to flow into rivers of tears.

It seems that Osamu Dazai already knows his name, which can be called a heartless person. Although I don’t know how he knows it, he looks like he just came here. Is this the awesomeness of a real boss...!

No...how on earth did he know.

Shocked in her heart, Qing Ye knew that she was fucking a character that was a little more advanced than ordinary NPCs. After hesitating for a while, after the villain in her heart crazily hit the wall, she finally raised her head with an unhappy expression: "You are so noisy!" me."

The bandage-wrapped brown curly-haired youth visibly froze for a moment.

Probably because he didn’t expect to be ignored, he was suddenly responded. In fact, he was still thinking about the option just a second ago. There will be words related to suicide in the option, which shows that this game knows him well. In other words, this ability The implementer knows him well...otherwise, he wouldn't have dragged himself into this world.

Of course, the current situation is also very concerning. Looking at the girl in front of me with a delicate face who looks exactly like the headshot in the list book, it is better to say that the other person is better looking than the photo.

The smile on Dazai Osamu's face rose, and he immediately questioned the past like a dog's skin plaster, and the words he said were sharp and to the point: "Eh? Why, because I called you Xiaoqiai?"

Kiyono: "..."

I'm sorry, she should have continued to pretend to be asleep.

"You disturbed me, teacher."

After repeating the sentence with no expression on his face, Kiyono collapsed and lay down on the table again.

She broke the jar!Sure enough, let's leave it to fate... However, a few minutes passed, and Qingye was waiting for the big deal to confess, and after a long while, there was no movement from the male god beside him.

Little did they know, at this very moment Osamu Dazai was quietly observing her with his eyes lowered.

Although the girl's words were repeated just now, they are slightly different from the first sentence before, for example, the other party added a title.He tilted his head with a smile, and decided to continue: "Ah, then the teacher will call you Xiaoai, what do you think?"

"...You're disturbing me, teacher." Tears flowed in Qing Ye's heart, whatever you want, big brother, hurry up and say something else!

For example, you are pretending, and you are also someone who came in, so she can quickly admit it!

However, Osamu Dazai touched his chin thoughtfully, it seems that he is just a little more flexible than those other NPCs.

*

After the shocking morning passed, Qingye felt that he had lost a lot of weight.

Missing the best opportunity to reveal his vest, Osamu Dazai was issued the task of [Please go back to the office to approve homework] midway, Kiyono could only watch helplessly as the other party left.

...Sure enough, leave early.

Before the bell rang for the first class in the afternoon, Kiyono directly wrote a leave note and threw it on the table, deciding to leave early and go home.

She had already thought about the reason, let's use the lack of sleep as the reason... In this way, she would have an explanation when she lay down on the table in the morning, and Dazai Zhizhi would not notice anything.

Because she left early, Kiyono did not see Nakahara Chuya's car at the school gate. Surprisingly, there was no moth in the game to stop her, and Kiyono returned to his apartment smoothly.

She took out the key and opened the door. As soon as she stepped on the threshold, the blue sky above her head dimmed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Kiyono glanced at his phone subconsciously, it was 20:31.

"..." I'm so familiar with it that I don't know what to complain about.

She took off her shoes impatiently, and squatted on the ground for a while. Unsure of paying attention, she recalled a series of things that happened today in her mind.

Osamu Dazai appeared as the seventh player, and the 27 male gods still haven't been seen today... I don't know what happened to him and Qishen? What happened? Kiyono hugged his head, always feeling that the water in this game is getting deeper and deeper up.

It probably means that when Cao Cao arrived, before he could go upstairs and return to his room, a figure with pink hair appeared in the living room of her house out of thin air.

Oh shit.

Kiyono staggered in fright.

Staring wide-eyed at the male god figure who appeared in her house out of thin air, the fear of a certain person who was about to be cured gradually flooded, and she stumbled subconsciously: "You, why..."

Saiki Kusuo raised his eyebrows.

A brief silence followed.

Both of them sat on the sofa in silence for a while, and in the end it was Saiki Kusuo who raised the topic first, and cast his gaze on the girl not far away: "I met a boy with brown hair yesterday, he is also a player, right?"

Hearing the word brown hair, Kiyono almost shuddered, but Dazai was going to make him crazy.

"...Yes." She lowered her head and tugged at the end of her hair, taking back the words that she feared that she would soon be cured, and she was still a little nervous to talk to people with her true face.

"...Don't worry." Qing Ye took off the earrings after that rooftop, and Qi Mu heard her heartfelt voice as a matter of course, and he looked away expressionlessly: "I didn't say anything to that boy, he fell on the ground by himself." The activity room is asleep."

Compared to these things, he cared more about the name the girl mentioned just now: "Dazai?"

coming.

Kiyono swallowed, and straightened his back a little nervously.Although she revealed a long time ago that she was a person who traveled through time, she didn't elaborate on other players.

Because this involves a problem, she comes from the three-dimensional world, and these? If the players are not the data set by the game, if they are people who have passed through, then they are all characters in the Two-dimensional world. In her world, they are just Characters in the comics...

This, so you understand, big brother?

Kiyono carefully looked at Saiki Kusuo.There is no way to hide this matter. Now that the vest has been exposed, these? These are things that will be noticed by the other party sooner or later.

Qi Mu: "..."

A brief silence filled the room again.

Before Qi Shen could speak for a long while, Qingye was almost torn to death... No way?Qi Shen wouldn't be so shocked by this shocking secret that he doubted his life, right? How could it be!

Don't you guys often play Dimensional Wall Breaker?

"...a little bit."

Saiki Kusuo supported his forehead with a headache. He was more surprised that the girl's world is three-dimensional, and they are all presented in the other's world in the form of comics. He sighed: "No wonder you know our appearance. ...so the other guys are from different worlds?"

"It's like this..." Qingye looked down at his toes guiltily, and twitched his fingers again and again: "I've seen all 7 players."

She briefly said that there are two players (Sawada and Gintoki) who are solo gangs, Qi Shen and Ran Tangli are from one world, and the remaining three are from another same world, but they are all now do not know each other.

Kiyono felt that the three of them would notice sooner or later... After all, Osamu Dazai, the annoying little goblin, appeared.

Saiki's expression froze when he heard the words Osamu Dazai, and he twitched his eyes: "You mean the famous writer who failed suicide five times and wrote "No Longer in the World"? Is it?"

Kiyono: "..."

Just pretend to be a spoof of historical celebrities, bro...

She couldn't help being silent for a while, the other two players in their world are Atsushi Nakajima and Chuya Nakahara, you know now, right?

Saiki: Understood.

Probably aware of her hidden uneasiness, Saiki Kusuo looked at her sideways, and his steady voice was a bit unexpected? An Xin: "So, do you want to confess to them one by one."

Since the players passing through each have their own strengths, and there are very sharp guys, it is actually helpful to leave this world as soon as possible.

The requirements for Qingye to go home are also very simple. They? Players can go back when their strategy value reaches 100%. In summary, it is a mutual win.

And her only worry was that she would be suspected of being the culprit, tied up by dangerous players who indiscriminately, or simply didn't care, and only wanted to obtain information, and were brutally mixed and flogged.

But? Now, 7 players are all.

In other words, the situation has been settled, and no more dangerous players will enter this world.

Qing Ye was lying on the sofa with her eyes downcast, her expression was a bit tangled, her timid heart was still very disturbed, and the incident of contacting the player "7/?" before was also recalled over and over again in her mind.

Naturally, Saiki Kusuo also noticed what she cared about, and when the two of them were trying to figure out how to pay attention, their bodies were fixed.

[You didn't hold back your mood and sneaked into the beautiful girl's house to attack her at night, you still couldn't hold back after all, you decide? 】

A. Weeping and persuading the other party to join the club.

B. Threatening the other party and kissing her forcibly if she does not join the club.

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

Let's not mention this option title that seems to be full of malice... Why is it a club again, you are enough, hey!

Without much hesitation, Qi Mu said very naturally: "Join our club."

The voice fell and his body was not recovered. He was silent for a few seconds, and then added two words: "... woo woo."

Kiyono: So perfunctory!

[Please respond according to the player's choice, and read the lines according to the prompts given by the game. 】

[Please put your hands on your hips and read the lines: Then I will think about it~]

"Then I'll think about it." Qing Ye pinched his waist in great pain.

[Player "Saiki Kusuo" reached attack rate: 21%]

*

As the saying goes, as the saying goes, a wave of ups and downs will rise again.The movement of the two of them had just resumed, it would be better to say that Kiyono and Saiki Kusuo just sat up from the sofa.

[It's already very late!You don't want to be separated from the beautiful girl and you want to stay for dinner, you decide to tell her? 】

A, baby, make me a meal!

B. Honey, let me make you a meal!

"..."

? ? ? ?

Appeared, no matter how thick-skinned the option appeared again.

Saiki Kusuo opened his mouth impatiently, his complicated eyes moved away from the option panel, and he looked at the girl opposite in a little surprise.

The reason for looking at the girl is very simple. Kiyono, who also saw the option board, felt a heart attack. I have to say that Qi Shen's "telepathy" ability is quite convenient. Even if they are immobilized, they can still have a normal conversation.

She said painstakingly: Well, my house has no food.

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

Of course, you can't cook without food, so be careful when you order takeaway, and you just order it at the shop where Atsushi Nakajima works. (Atsushi Nakajima: ??)

For some reason, Kiyono subconsciously thought of the meal cooked by Nana's mother in 27 restaurants.

But it was just thinking about it, she complained about it, and generally comforted Qi Shendao: Although the options are written in this way, it is not certain whether they will follow them afterwards.

Saiki Kusuo didn't respond, he looked at the options in front of him again: "Dear..."

"Dear……"

Come on, brother!Kiyono couldn't help becoming anxious.

"...Honey, let me cook you a meal." Saiki Kusuo said very smoothly.

After the instruction board that the girl needed to do appeared, he raised his eyebrows: "You mentioned that brown-haired boy just now?"

"Since that's the case, do you want to go to the other party's house to see it?

*

Yes, right now, at 20:30 in the evening.

Kiyono would never have imagined that she was still panicking this morning because of Dazai's arrival, but she didn't expect that she followed Qi Shen to Sawada's house at night, and decided to take the initiative to get rid of the horse.

Qing Ye has already thought about the matter of losing his vest, and the matter has developed to this point. Anyway, it is only a matter of time before the players know everything.

In fact, after Qi Mukusuo confessed, Kiyono considered the current scene at that time. Once the balance of concealment is broken, coupled with more and more players and even more powerful characters appearing, her exposure is inevitable. , everything is just a matter of time.

Qing Ye swallowed, and now she was using Qi Shen to embolden herself... Otherwise, she would not have the courage to take the initiative to find someone to confess.

Qi Mu, who was standing next to her, looked down at her: "You don't have to force yourself."

"No, I, I can!" Qing Ye clenched his fists, his eyes gradually became firm: "...probably."

After making countless preparations for herself, she finally held her breath and knocked on the door of Sawada Tsunayoshi's house.

It was Sawada Tsunayoshi himself who came to open the door.

That's right, Tsunayoshi Sawada, a miserable teenager who was forced to sleep for a whole day with a cold.

When he woke up, there were stars outside the window, and it seemed that it was already night. Just as Sawada was about to sit up from the bed, a familiar voice came from beside him: "Ah, Tsuna, you're awake."

Sawada: Whoa! !

He was taken aback, and looked in surprise at Nana Sawada, who was standing beside him motionless but with a very worried expression: "Mom!"

"Ah, Tsuna, you're awake." Nana Sawada's expression remained unchanged, "Wait a minute, mom will make porridge for you."

"Eh?" Sawada Tsunayoshi's expression was a bit more surprised. I didn't expect my mother to say something other than repeating the sentence suddenly. Although the other party's body movements were stiff, the worry and frowning on the face were clearly reflected, and the eyes even They all revealed a bit of melancholy, this look...it was as if she was really alive? Standing in front of her.

Sawada stopped breathing for a moment, but just as his thoughts fell, Nana's mother disappeared out of thin air.

At the same time, there was the sound of the lampblack stove downstairs, and Tsunayoshi Sawada hurried down to check, and as expected, his mother had already turned on the stove to cook porridge.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "..." Okay.

In the end, he just smiled helplessly, and turned slightly to leave the kitchen, but unexpectedly the doorbell rang at the gate.

"Gun, can I ask you to open the door?" Nana Sawada said suddenly behind her.

？ ！！

"Hey...Okay, okay." Tsunayoshi Sawada nodded hesitantly with a tangled expression, and silently moved his gaze to the entrance door.

This low-end world is static most of the time, and will come to find me. Sure enough, there is only Kiyono-san, right?

Speaking of which, he seems to have not seen Kiyono-san for two days. Since he went to that supernatural club, the two of them have hardly met each other. Tsunayoshi Sawada is a little nervous? He tidied himself up nervously, and then hurriedly ran to open it. Door: "Hello?"

"Long time no see, Tsunayoshi-kun." Standing outside the door, Kiyono greeted with a blank expression (actually he was so nervous that his face was stiff).

"Huh?" Tsunayoshi Sawada nodded quickly, "Long time no see!"

Before he could say anything, the girl standing opposite had pulled Saiki Kusuo who was out of sight at the door, and said to him nervously: "Because I haven't seen you for a long time, I want to tell you, I have other boys."

.........

After a brief silence.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes were dizzy, and he almost fainted.

The author has something to say: Saiki Kusuo: ? ? ?

Kiyono: I, I, grass, I was too nervous and slipped my hands and said the wrong thing...

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ? ? ?

I'm stuck, I really want to travel to the future and copy and paste my saved manuscripts, so that I don't have to rack my brains to type.