All the strategies I have failed

[Contact player: 7/? . 】

[Tip: Don't make players feel abnormal. 】

……

Dick, someone straight up Dick.

Qingye was in a panic, and almost broke out in a cold sweat.

She didn't dare to move at all, so she sat on the bench like other NPC students, but she just wanted to hug her head and howl in her heart.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, she would never have imagined that the last player would be Osamu Dazai.

...Leave her alone, how could it be Osamu Dazai!

The other party is simply a terrifying man with a script in his hands. Kiyono feels that if he can play with him before, he will be a ghost.

And there is still a serious and profound question out there, why is there a "7/question mark" in the contact player? ?She is not a big-hearted character, and she can't even notice this detail, so she is too embarrassed to admit that she has cheated players until now. (No

Of course, the most frightening thing about the current situation for Kiyono is that Osamu Dazai smiled slowly, but seemed to be able to see through everyone present. Sensitive sight, Qing Ye only felt a chill down his spine, and his heart was about to jump out.

Terrified.

Fortunately, before Osamu Dazai noticed Kiyono in the corner of the last row, a burst of lively and joyful bells for the end of get out of class rang through the entire teaching building.

The students under the podium immediately cheered, and before the monitor called out, they stood up, chattered, and took out their lunch boxes.

"It's finally lunch break time, I'm starving to death." "Wait to go to the rooftop to eat bento." "Lunch break time is finally here."

There were jagged voices in the classroom. Although it seemed miscellaneous, these few words were actually repeated over and over again.

In this situation, Osamu Dazai couldn't help being stunned for a moment. He withdrew his curious and probing gaze, and looked directly at the ringing bell hanging high behind him.

*

Osamu Dazai, a man who devotes himself to committing suicide every day in a clear and energetic way, closed his eyes and opened them after hanging himself one day.

The world has changed.

That's right, Osamu Dazai looked down at the rope tied around his neck. It seemed that the rope was not the one he was looking for before. He blinked in a daze, then turned his head and looked around in a daze.

No, nowhere?.This is not the Dazai-style locker suicide corner he prepared earlier, it looks more like a bathroom in a large building.

The thing is like this, a few minutes ago, a certain brown-haired young man suddenly had a whim, thinking that it would be pretty good to commit suicide in his locker. The rope tied in the locker.

It's a pity that just as he stuck his head in, his eyes closed and opened, and the world changed drastically.

Jumping off the rope nimbly, Osamu Dazai first opened the door of this single toilet room full of curiosity and vigilance. The scene outside was very normal, no different from an ordinary public toilet.

He walked to the pool and touched the material of the public pool. First of all, Osamu Dazai could be sure that he couldn't lose consciousness as soon as he put his head into the rope.

As he was thinking, he flipped through the familiar coat on his body again. Well, although the coat looked like his own, it was actually not the one he was wearing just now.

The surrounding environment has also changed...

In other words, Osamu Dazai looked straight at himself reflected in the mirror.

It wasn't just that he was transferred to another position, even the present body? Whether it belonged to his own soul was yet to be determined.

Slightly split? One corner of the mouth, Osamu Dazai slowly looked away from the mirror... Is it a different ability?

A certain person did not forget to keep his hands on his chin while he was thinking. He continued to walk around the public area of ​​the bathroom. Before he found anything, Osamu Dazai suddenly widened his eyes and looked at the top of his head A light blue transparent light panel suddenly appeared above.

[Please go to the office of the second grade group. 】

The bare board floated motionless in mid-air, like some rigid order or task.

What is even more surprising is that this suspected game system section seems to be able to switch pages, cut it? A page full of text, a big red heart pattern pops out in the center of the translucent light board, and the text is written next to the red heart: Raider degree 0%

There is a small circled question mark in the lower right corner of the new page.

Retracting the fingers that penetrated the light board, Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, raised his neck and clicked on the small question mark, where there was clearly written a sentence: When the attack rate reaches 100%, you can go home.

Oh, GalGame.

Even if it was chicken juice, he didn't expect that although it was true that he had been recruited with supernatural powers, he was dragged into a virtual world that looked like a GalGame, which was different from conventional supernatural powers.

And don't know who the heroine is.

Ah, wait……

As for GalGame, there should be many, many girls, right?Hmm... For example, opening a harem or something!

Osamu Dazai immediately waved his hands in excitement, turned around quickly, fixed his gaze on the exit not far away, and rushed over unhurriedly.

Although different from his eyes full of deep curiosity, the young man's emotions hidden under his kite-colored eyes seemed a bit indifferent.

Then... let him see it, the corners of someone's mouth slowly widened with a smile - the world that this person with supernatural powers dragged him into.

*

Pushing open the door of the public toilet, Osamu Dazai found through the corridor in an instant that this was a school, and there were a few scattered students hanging around and playing around not far away, but they looked a little weird.

"Ah--" Walking over, Osamu Dazai was about to try to say something, but not far away, two boys who looked sadly at the sky at 45° suddenly opened his mouth, interrupting his question abruptly: "My homework seems to be I forgot to write my name, what should I do?"

The other boy raised his arm that didn't look very flexible, and patted the other's shoulder gently with pauses: "Don't worry, I'll take you to the teacher's office to find homework."

"The office of the second grade is in the penultimate classroom on the far left on the third floor. Let's go quickly."

Osamu Dazai paused, lowered his head to observe the two students who were leaning on the corridor window just now, and tentatively said in a drawn-out tone, "I said—"

"The office of the second grade is in the penultimate classroom on the far left on the third floor. Let's go quickly."

The popular-faced student who should be an NPC said it immediately? He said it again.

……

Repeated.

And it still looked like some kind of reminder, no doubt the other party was reminding him where the "Second Year Group" office was on the task panel.

...Ah, there are also? Yes, Osamu Dazai focused his attention on the actions of these two people thoughtfully—this kind of NPC who specially guides the way and provides mission information.

But compared to these, what is more concerning is the attitude of these two students.

"Homework..." "The office of the second grade is in balabala."

"You seem to be very busy." "The office of the second grade is in balabala..."

No matter what Osamu Dazai said to them, the two of them remained untouchable as if he didn't exist. The boy also repeated the movement of patting his shoulder, his arm was unnaturally like a screw puppet... All these scenes combined Either way, it's too weird.

It's as if they're really just pure NPCs with no self-awareness, and the only sane person in this not-so-programmed dead world.

That is himself.

Osamu Dazai moved his probing eyes away from these two NPCs. Since he had almost obtained the information he wanted, it would be meaningless to stay any longer. He was planning to follow what the other party said to the office of the second-year group—"I said ah."

The boy who patted the shoulder on the opposite side suddenly raised his head and looked at him impatiently: "Don't stand next to us, it's so annoying."

Osamu Dazai faltered again when he wanted to leave. Did he really have something this time? He pointed to himself curiously: "Huh? Are you talking about me?"

"I said, don't stand next to us, it's so annoying."

.........

The smile on the corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth widened.

He held his chin and looked down at the two people. Although it looked like a very low-end game world, it actually showed signs of being repaired.

*

Without too much helplessness and isolation, Osamu Dazai directly borrowed the situation he had just explored, and spoke to every NPC he encountered in a very?patient manner?.

He also noticed that some NPC students talked a lot, while others didn't speak at all. Of course, the NPCs he met when heading to the designated place said the most information.

For example, there happened to be a girl holding a homework book near the door of the office. As soon as Dazai Osamu approached her, the other party said with some panic: "I forgot to hand in my Mandarin homework, I wonder if the new teacher will understand?" Say me."

However, if Osamu Dazai deviates from the route and walks to the farthest right (farthest from the office) on the 3rd floor, the NPCs encountered on the road will not discuss related topics, and they will not even say a word at the end? Completely ignore Own.

In other words, this game is "guided".

The expression on Dazai Osamu's face remained the same, but he almost had a general understanding in his heart. When he walked into the office of the second grade, someone basically knew his identity in this game.

——Mandarin teacher of Class [-], Grade [-], foreign teacher and homeroom teacher.

It's just that for some unknown reason, "he" seems to have been on vacation for a while, and now that the vacation is over, Dazai needs to return to work.

Mandarin teacher... Osamu Dazai's gaze stayed on the textbook on his desk for a moment, and at the same time, a new mission board suddenly appeared in front of him.

[Please go to Class 2, Year 3. 】

……

As a matter of course, a certain young man with a bandage didn't have it? In a hurry to leave here, he stayed unhurriedly, and first checked "his" desk.

There are not many things on the table. First, there are a few tulips in the vase that are as fresh as they have just been picked, and then there are the class schedules pasted next to the vase.

On the far left are? Two tall stacks of homework books, and a red pen with no oil, miscellaneous books, and...

His keen eyes scanned these objects one by one. Dazai Osamu squatted down and searched his drawer. Perhaps his hard work paid off. He managed to find in the second drawer the belongings of all his classmates in Class 2, Year 3. list.

That's right.Since I have been set as the head teacher of this class...then it must have something to do with it.

The brown-haired young man sat on the table and looked down at the list in his hand. There was no change in his brown eyes...

For example, the strategy character is in this class or something.

*

Go back in time to the present.

Looking at a very familiar male god standing in the center of the podium, Qing Ye felt panicked, and his whole body was about to collapse.

Help!

And Dazai Osamu's identity is actually a new Chinese teacher, no wonder Mr. Yamazaki said that he transferred away... Mr. Yamazaki, come back!

To be honest, Kiyono wanted to go to Qishen this afternoon? I was just talking about it. After all, the fact that the 27th male god left and never came back was really a concern. However, when Osamu Dazai came, she directly put an end to all thoughts. I plan to go home honestly.

Wait, if Chuya comes to pick her up after school in the afternoon...

Breaking out in a cold sweat, Kiyono forced himself to look down at the table in a calm manner... Oh yes, leave early!She has to leave early today!

Although she was flustered a lot, Qing Ye was trained to have a strong heart by the cruel game. On the surface, she didn't dare to take a breath, and she just climbed onto the table and pretended to rest with her eyes open.

As if waiting for a trial, as expected... Pretending to be faking, her body was immobilized.

[The other students have gone to eat, but only the beautiful girl is lying there alone!As a teacher, you are about to die of distress, you decide? 】

A. Walked over with concern and put on a warm coat for her.

B. It's none of my business. I will quietly order a takeaway for her later.

C. Walk over refreshingly: Do you want to die for love with me?

The body was immobilized suddenly, and Osamu Dazai was stunned.

Appeared!Options like GalGame.Like other players' initial reactions, he quickly realizes that unless he chooses, he'll probably be stuck here forever.

The focus of the eyes can't be moved, but the focus of the line of sight can be operated. Osamu Dazai searched around, and soon noticed the black-haired girl who was lying in the last row and huddled in the corner.

So it was her.

Silently recalling the list booklet I just looked at, although the other party was lying on the table and couldn't see the face clearly, but through the hair color and hairstyle, Dazai Osamu immediately recognized that the girl was from this class monitor.

After all, as the squad leader, the other party is directly ranked first in the list, and besides the obvious position... Dazai Osamu looked at the other party with a little curiosity, and her name was quite eye-catching——

Qing Ye lacks love.

Osamu Dazai kept the smile on his face. Now that he had determined his goal, he immediately took action.

As for which option to choose to gain favorability, this kind of question is of course easy to answer. After all, he is also a little expert in the game!

Osamu Dazai rushed to the last row like a bird with a full face of confidence, half-kneeled down on his knees, and said affectionately to the girl lying on the table:

"This beautiful lady, do you want to die in love with me?"

The author has something to say: Kiyono: No way!Be serious!

Dazai (surprised): What?how come!

Kiyono: ...you're still in shock.

Dazai is here, and it's time to enter the final stage of losing horses one after another.

But Dazai is not that godly, he won't see through it all at once, and our heroine can wait a while longer.