[Comprehensive] One death a day

【Old Demon of Montenegro】

Because a Chinese Ghost Story has become popular recently, with the new and old versions of Chinese Movies on the air, Brother Heishan was dragged by a group of YD guys who play A Chinese OL to join the legendary language C group, and hang out with girls by the way.The so-called emperor of aura is probably like the type of Brother Montenegro. The sticky tentacle in the COS movie is the old Montenegro demon, and it also makes the girls all kinds of turbulent, and the weak and petty are all kinds of envious and jealous.

Brother Montenegro, who has been playing for two days, has learned the game of kings.Just get off the assembly line and invite friends to sit together and play games.When everyone is busy, there are only four people playing.Let's draw a lot, the king is-Brother Montenegro.

The master turned his head, took out a banana that had recently increased in price from his pocket, and shook it, "Stupid Jiao, what's your number?"

Nintendo leaned over to grab the banana and peeled it, "Haha, number 3."

The master smiled picturesquely, "Then let the king do it on the 3rd."

"Ah... um..."

Brother Heishan pulled the loose clothes in front of Nintendo's collarbone, and the lips of the two were pressed together. Master Master has the ability to push back his apprentice who wants to eat bananas.

Deacon Yan who became the background: "..."

Ah Cai: "Ah, hey, this is a foul."

The master dragged his apprentice into the room, and cast a contemptuous look at A Cai: "In this game, the king is the rule. But in this room, the strong is the rule."

Ah Cai: "...you won." Oh, do you dare to be more shameless!

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【Jing Qiyan】

As a conscientious unicorn, he found that the idiot king and those gangsters with bad intentions drank until dawn, and hickeys could be seen on the neck, collarbone and body. He had to deal with the aftermath for the idiot king (hey).Of course, Yan is very clear that Naraku's force value can only be suppressed by the idiot king, Naraku's walking posture reveals the fact that Yan is a shrewd housekeeper!

Yan classmate sighed and dragged the drunk idiot Wang into the bathroom to wash.

Do you think Jing Qi will take it off and wipe it slowly if someone is out of a vegetative state? The water made the idiot Wang Jilingling startled, and opened his eyes in a daze.

Jing Qi: "Good day, my lord."

Nintendo: "...Morning. Ah, it's so cold."

Jing Qi: "The lord is a god, so why not talk about hot and cold, please adjust your body temperature yourself."

Nintendo scratched his face: "Well, it doesn't matter, I can keep warm."

Jing Qi: "What..."

Being hugged by a naked guy is not a problem, but being stripped naked by a drunk who yells about unfairness, Yan is still calm.Who will tell him... why he, a unicorn, will be crushed to the ground by the drunk master...

Qiqin and a group of monsters in the shadows: "..." eyes widened without looking at evil (hey)!

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【big boss】

Riddle invited Nintendo to watch a movie with a dozen banana wine before Naraku, which was normal, but the most abnormal thing...they watched "Harry Potter 7" that Nintendo especially wanted to see.

Riddle was very calm from the beginning to the end, if it wasn't for the frozen smile when Snakeface appeared, if it wasn't for Snakeface's stupidity of crushing the chair handle when he didn't really kill Potter, if it wasn't for Snakeface's astonishing murderous aura when it was killed , in fact, Riddle is very elegant and calm.

Nintendo pointed to the big screen: "Oh, Voldemort who lost to the hairy boy is really weak, haha. I definitely don't mean you, Tom."

Riddle: "..." He knows that there is no silver 300 taels here.

Nintendo scratched his face: "What's wrong with it, it became a noseless orc, Lord Voldemort! Haha, I never said you, Tom."

There were large and small black crossroads on Professor Riddle's forehead, and he gritted his teeth: "...Is it?"

Nintendo continued to delve deeper: "Does Voldemort have a little JJ? Anyway, he is a cyborg."

Riddle laughed back angrily, that intoxicating smile reflected the blood-colored red eyes on his handsome face, spreading a shocking temptation, "It doesn't matter if he is interested, as long as I can satisfy you."

The next moment, a certain guy was pulled into his arms by Riddle, and he kissed him fiercely, lest the certain guy continue to make excuses.

The two kissed passionately, even if there were people watching, they didn't care, but there was always an unrecognizable guard who was clearing the scene, and saw a boy sitting on a man's lap, his clothes were rolled up to his shoulders, and the bulge of his chest was covered by a well-dressed man. With his mouth in his mouth, there were deep hickey marks on his neck and collarbone, and Tie Han stiffened immediately, and when he was swept away by the murderous eyes of an unbelievably handsome man, he frightened instantly and fled away. ——Fuck, I want to go home and do it, can I still work, you bastards!

Professor Tom, shamelessly thick-skinned, tried to wipe out someone who deliberately found fault in the theater, but he was counterpressed by someone who didn't notice.If he hadn't learned new magic and created an enchantment, people who watched the second and third movies would have seen it completely, and the name of the first demon king would have been lost.

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【Ren Zha】

Ren Zha is always very busy, and sometimes even stays up for several days, just to ensure that the plan does not go wrong.If you want to ask why he doesn't hand things over to his subordinates like half of the managers, it's probably a habit he developed after taking over, which caused Ren Zha to have a strong obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he had to do everything by himself.

In this way, there will always be problems with the body. One time, he was directly exhausted and collapsed in the tea room and was sent to the hospital.That time when Nintendo came to see Ren Zha, Ren's father was very moved.

After that day, every time Ren Zha felt tired, Heaven would always appear in front of him like a set reminder to help him with official duties.In fact, only the plan concocted by Nintendo made Ren Zha unable to pick a thorn. Even the best Ah Cai could not satisfy him, a perfectionist.Ren Zha is actually very satisfied when he can occasionally watch his son in a daze like this.

At the end of the day's work, Ren Zha teleported home, and Nintendo approached, "Dad, what are you fussing about?"

Ren Zha turned his head, brushed his lips against his son's face, and after a moment of stunned, "Oh~, it's nothing."

Nintendo supported Ren Zha's head, put his forehead against Ren Zha's forehead and muttered: "Well, I don't have a fever."

Papa Sang was instantly overwhelmed by his son's focused expression, blushing and wandering away, saying to himself not to be a beast, Ren Zha, you are a good father.

Nintendo suddenly kissed Ren Zha's side face, and still leaned on his shoulder and rubbed against him. Dad Sang Teng thought about hugging him regardless of 21, Nintendo smiled cheerfully, and after saying "good night", he disappeared.Ren Zha froze, instantly disillusioned, slowly weathered, heaven is definitely intentional TvT!

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【Naraku】

Naraku woke up from the dream, and found himself bound to the bed in a large shape by unknown handcuffs and anklets that restricted his ability.No matter how calm people are, they can't calm down. There are props around them that make people think in a bad direction!Looking a little further, you can see that a certain guy is holding a candle in his hand and smiling very smugly.

Naraku: "Nintendo, what do you want to do."

Nintendo: "Well, fuck you."

"What... ah..." Before Naraku could protest, the fluid dripping from the burning candle stuck to the skin, causing the Boss to groan, not knowing whether it was pain or excitement, and his whole body shook.

"Haha, you really showed a sexy and alluring PINK expression." A certain guy got the expected reaction, and ignored the staring eyes of the Boss who couldn't calm down, and stabbed the big beads into the Boss's mouth one by one. ——], the Boss who breathed a sigh of relief instantly distorted a handsome and elegant face in pain.

Naraku: "It hurts...you bastard...haha...why?"

Nintendo said seriously: "Revenge."

Naraku's face turned livid, and he probably guessed that it was revenge for killing him, "Who told you it was such a revenge!"

Nintendo is very honest: "Master said, revenge must S that M!"

"..." Naluo's handsome face turned dark, and before he could yell at the old Black Mountain demon, his mouth was sealed with a gag. The thing in that guy's hand must not be a whip——

On this day, the big Boss of Naraku tasted the taste of revenge, and was brutally raped in pain and joy for a day. The strength of Nei Niu's face was gone, and even the big monster lay down for a few days before being revived with full blood.

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【Xichuan】

The river god is very melancholy, he doesn't know how to fight, so the day the river god wakes up from the boy, he can only watch the boy being eaten up by men. Well, most of the time, the boy eats other people.

Even if the environmental protection cause saves another piece of forest and prevents land acquisition by real estate developers, it will not make Xichuan any happier.

Don't have the guts to tell the boy that he can't make up his mind, Xi Chuan will often make up his mind to forcefully kiss the boy Nintendo who is no longer called Ling and is no longer a woman, and then say to him: "Heaven, I like you."

But even if you think about it, the face of the River God has become a relative of Apple, too shameless, oh no, it would be too embarrassing to be rejected!

Xi Chuan sighed sadly.

"Really, I like Xichuan too, haha."

"!!!" Qi Chuan turned around suddenly, that boy, he was standing with a smile on his face, he didn't look like a human being, well, he was not in the human category either. "You, when were you here?"

"Well, from what you said, how jealous you are of everyone, how embarrassing you are, how much you want to do this and that of me, how much..."

"Stop!" Xi Chuan's delicate face was blushing like blood, and finally smoked out of the load, and the next moment his whole head was buried between his legs, it was... so embarrassing.

Nintendo squatted beside Xi Chuan, "Xi Chuan raised his head."

A river god who wanted to keep his face buried for the rest of his life instinctively listened to what 'Xiao Ling' said, raised his head, and suddenly his lips collided with a weak piece.

Under the setting sun, the young man leaned sideways on both sides of the young man, kissing the young man shallowly, which was extremely harmonious.

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【A Cai】

The class reunion is really not a show off meeting, Nima is the chief designer of × company, a manager of a foreign company, and the president of ×× company, so that Ah Cai no longer has the strength to complain.Although Ah Cai himself is also the general manager of a multinational company, it is because of Ren Zha's promotion. Even if all his subordinates recognize him, it seems to outsiders that his reputation is not right.

Of course, Ah Cai is the best among so many people, and his annual salary is also an astronomical figure for ordinary wage earners. There are a lot of envy and jealousy, and it is not uncommon for him to receive inside information.

Classmate A said in a very sour tone, "Ah Cai, I heard that you got the position of general manager thanks to your relationship with Heaven."

Ah Cai didn't bother to talk to his so-called classmates.

The unrepentant Good A: "Could it be that you are comfortable serving their father and son in the back, tsk tsk~."

Ah Cai suppressed the urge to hit someone, but unexpectedly, A was hit by a wine bottle, and the person who threw his hand smiled brightly: "Ah, sorry, the bottle that only hits a bitch hit a red heart, haha."

Cargo A: "Damn it, I want to sue you!"

"Tell you, my dad is Li X, bah, my dad is Ren Zha, if you dare to talk too much, I will stab you to death with one finger." Nintendo's smile became happier, and a finger pierced the marble table.

Student A immediately covered his mouth with his hands and shook his head violently, everyone: "..." Oh, you monster, this is a threat, it doesn't matter who your father is.

"Pfft——" Ah Cai burst out laughing, spared the mighty Nintendo with one hand, and rubbed his head violently with the other hand until it turned into a chicken coop, and then whispered in his ear, "Thank you, Heaven."

Nintendo: "Well, thank you for the words, and be realistic, stripping naked tonight makes me [beep—], uh... hurts."

Ah Cai twitched the corner of his mouth and retracted the hand that hit the bastard's head, and poked the bump, "You deserve the pain."

The audience: "..." Show affectionate self-respect, hello.

The author has something to say: So, after customizing, I feel that the amount is a bit expensive, and I don’t know if it will succeed, so I cover my face...

This article is really over, thank you for watching the last year, bow down...

There is a feeling of relief, it’s great that there is no pit at last, I burst into tears~~o(>_<)o~~

Thank you all all the time...

The above, as a truth that can't be sensational!