[Comprehensive] One death a day

Nintendo was woken up by people, a certain bad master was pressing his lips to his lips, and his tongue was wantonly poking at him, if he didn't wake up, he would be a pig.Nintendo stretched out his hand to cover the sun, and the close body of the two made Nintendo feel the warm and grinding feeling of being wrapped by Master, "Morning, Master."

Master Master looked at Nintendo with contempt. I don’t know if he intentionally ignored Nintendo’s body that was provoked, and propped up the two seamless bodies. Master Master held the hair that was too long with one hand and was about to clean it up. Sagittarius beats the ground for having an apprentice like you. The sun is already drying his ass, and he still can't get up."

"Ah, but it's 11:30, haha", Nintendo scratched his face, "Actually, I slept for so long... It seems that I have a dream that I will never wake up, and I have an old friend."

Brother Heishan's eyes were sharp, and he slapped Nintendo into the ground with a slap, "Be lazy, don't make excuses for me."

"receive……"

The Ren family in the 419 community did not know when, the number of people gradually decreased, probably because everyone had their own life, or they all saw the choice of a certain person.It is still Nintendo and the standard otaku Montenegro who are still resident.

No one bothered, it's not just doing whatever you want.Brother Heishan is a very strong master, but when he sees kung fu on the bed, his skills can't keep up with his apprentice, so he is more often in a passive position.However, Brother Heishan can become a god, which proves that learning ability is not covered. I don’t know how many days and nights have passed, and with the influence of various otaku and rotten online friends, Brother Heishan is called rapid progress, and he can no longer match a certain product. Up and down, it's hard to say who goes up and who goes down.

The weather is so rare that Montenegro and Nintendo don't have to worry about food and housing, so there is no daily 'morning exercise', because Montenegro directly told Nintendo that it is his birthday today, and Nintendo has to accompany Montenegro.

Nintendo looked up from the cracked ground, "Ah, master, didn't you jump out of the rock like Monkey King, and you have a birthday, so amazing, haha."

Brother Heishan smiled all over the city, and stomped on someone's head even deeper, "..." Your sister!Even if he jumped out, the Lord of the Black Mountain has a birthday, bah, he didn't jump out of a rock, this is a mess of logic.

With his head buried, Nintendo clearly said: "By the way, who is Master's friend?"

Montenegro hooked his lips: "Secret? Secret? Yo"

Nintendo: "Stingy."

Brother Montenegro smiled and stomped heavily.

As night falls, in addition to all kinds of neon lights competing for splendor, night markets are also open for business.The lights are feasting, the harsh music is full, the bar is chaotic, men and women are very close to each other, eating tofu is not a trivial matter, there are occasional off-stage transactions, alcohol and tobacco and music that stimulates the eardrums, and dragons and snakes are nothing more than that.

Nintendo is sitting alone in the corner, you mean Brother Montenegro?Oh, brother Heishan was chatting with his friends, that ancient handsome face was still full of smiles.Not long after Nintendo made it, he went to the kitchen of the bar to make a cake, and after setting it up, he ran to brother Heishan, and whispered to him to sing with him to celebrate his birthday.Unexpectedly, Master Master instantly thought of the weird ditty after being eaten and wiped clean by the idiot apprentice for the first time, and poked the idiot apprentice's face away, hanging a cross to let the disciple who disturbed the "depth" topic go back and wait, and continued to smile Weird friends talking, Nintendo scratched his face and went back to sit and wait.

After a while, the sharp-eyed beauty approached Nintendo and sat down on the young man's lap, her hands gliding over the young man's unusually handsome face, teasing the hearty young man who kept tapping his fingers on the table and was a little anxious.

In Nintendo's eyes, there is only the master who is smiling deeply and being held down by his friend for no reason, but he asks out of politeness: "Haha, do you want me to buy you juice, auntie?"

The hot beauty's face darkened, and she pushed away the ignorant bastard boy and left: "...unlucky." You are only an aunt and your whole family is an aunt, and the beauty is only 25TvT...

About an hour and a half passed, and as the night deepened, the people in the bar would only become more frantic.Nintendo finally stood up, walked to the master again, put his big hand on the back of the master's head and turned his head, and didn't care about the stunned friend S, put his lips on the master's lips stained with Bucks, and provocatively provoked him in the air with his tongue sensitive areas.The boy's out of the corner of his eye fully made the friend S on the opposite side understand the deep meaning——haha, if you leave unsatisfactorily, I will kill you.Jiyou S took out his mobile phone very interestingly, took a few photos suddenly and left, and of course returned a meaningful smile to the master from an almost invisible angle.

"Ah, the person who was an eyesore is gone, haha."

"... an eyesore?"

"Well, master, you heard me wrong, let's cut the cake and cut the cake"

"..." Ah hey, he clearly heard it clearly, okay?Brother Heishan smiled, it seemed that he cared... It was not in vain for him to betray his lust to that wretched woman.

The birthday song is a weird type modified by Nintendo, and the cake is cut by Brother Montenegro.Master Master took a bite of the cake and twitched the corner of his mouth, ah, is it his birthday, or is it the birthday of the idiot, don't be so close to me with the banana flavor!

Brother Montenegro ate the cake depressed, and suddenly his eyes froze. He pushed Nintendo down on the chair, but it turned out that the cannon fodder for the fight was blown away from their original positions in a parabola. Where there is a bar, there will be There was a fight.

Master Master propped up his body with one hand, his hair was wrapped around the silver chain decorated on his clothes, and he didn't intend to get up.The clothes of the two of them today are very PLAYBOY. Lying on the sofa, the shirt of Nintendo lying on the third button is crooked due to the force, revealing the slightly thin shoulders stretched out from the clavicle. It is really exciting. The picture, if some idiot apprentice is not struggling to get up.

Brother Heishan pressed his apprentice, and because he felt the subtle jealousy, he was in a good mood and said: "Stupid Jiao, I want you as a birthday present."

Nintendo said positively: "Huh? I just had fun with a beautiful woman."

Brother Heishan stared at him, and unbuttoned his Nintendo trousers familiarly, "Why, you forgot about the master when you have a beautiful woman?"

"It's better than the master who likes friends with strange tastes." Nintendo hugged the master's neck, rubbed it up and bit it mercilessly, feeling the vibration of the person on his body, and then licked it slowly.Brother Heishan's face sank, his big hands sneaked into his underwear, and his fingers deftly found the right position to stir up Nintendo's enthusiasm, "Who would like that brainless 'cane sword', what I want is you all the time!"

Nintendo's bright eyes were rounded in the dim environment, but the expression on his face could not be seen clearly, he only heard him murmur, "Well, master's wish, let's satisfy it" and pressed his lips against Master's.Tongues entangled, the parting of the fitted lips will always make the transparent line slide down the corner of the mouth, and the moderate friction between the bodies will only heat up the bodies of the two of them...

The noise in the bar is still there, the two people are in a very secret location, but occasionally one or two people pass by, and one can be seen sitting on the other's lap and kissing passionately, looking at each other tacitly before leaving, but they don't know that the two are wearing clothes. The man in the PLAYBOY costume has already been playing, and the tightly connected body maintains a constant speed of movement, panting rapidly and exhaling ambiguous moist and warm breath, and the occasional uncontrollable hum is covered under the intense music.It is not difficult to find that this posture is a stingy master's revenge for the apprentice who has been sitting.

It is nonsense to ask if you are afraid of being discovered. Two non-human beings looking for excitement can certainly handle any emergencies. For example, a drunk who discovered the truth was knocked unconscious and sent to the garbage dump behind the bar...

Until both of them were exhausted, the bar had already started to cool down, Brother Heishan hugged the sleeping stupid apprentice tearing apart the space and returned home, recalling the words of the apprentice just now in his mind——

A certain apprentice: "Well... next time I will get back twice as much, ha... ha..."

Brother Montenegro: "..."

Brother Heishan, who cleaned up the bodies of the two, sat in front of the computer——

The big bird flying in the sky: So how strong is the stupid dragon's desire for revenge? Isn't it just that when he calls to stop, he can stand up faster, and he doesn't need to declare to pass out!

Cane Jian: Get out of here, you show-off party, all those who have CP go shit, ah Jian, I will never be a 'third party' again, huh!

The big bird flying in the sky: Jian Da calms down the anger, next time I will set up my seat to help you draw.

Cane Sword: This is more or less the same. [Send picture] Well, from the photos of your kissing, from the look in your eyes, your Jiao seems to be easy to bully, but in fact, he is a man with a hidden desire for dominance and a stronger offensive attribute than you. You are waiting to be crushed by him Can't turn over XD.

The big bird flying in the sky: ...Go to hell, woman!