[Comprehensive] One death a day

In the midst of everyone's disbelief, the most unreliable Qing emperor in history—Nintendo, has accomplished the feat of ruling the world for more than 100 years. It is true that it cannot be compared with Yan Wang, who has ruled the world for 300 years in the neighboring Yan Kingdom, but it has a different level of prosperity. .

In the early days of the rule, not only the neighboring countries were not optimistic, but even the people were not optimistic about the product that came out of the brothel, and every time they asked Lu Mu for crops, they would always say "God, give me bananas, Amen". However, this King Jing, To wipe out all the rebel officials in the territory, to nip all the unfavorable factors in the bud, to use capable and ruthless methods, and to unify the Qing Dynasty.During that time, there was no unicorn around King Jing when he went out to fight, but only envoys. It is said that Jing Qi could not stand the bloody smell that filled the whole space.

Open up land in Yaotian, the capital, to plant the 'banana trees' brought from Penglai. Is this what a king should do?It’s unreliable to say that, but the laws and regulations promulgated by this king are reasonable and extraordinary. They have improved the overall conditions of the Qing Kingdom more perfectly, and fundamentally derived various measures to benefit the people that are better than neighboring countries. Convenient equipment .Not to mention the people of the Qing Kingdom, even the arrogant and arrogant officials gradually bowed to the king's feet. Song Bo, who agreed and was invited to preach in Jinbo Palace, is the best proof.

"King Jing is a good king. It is not difficult to predict that Qing will be prosperous in the future."

"A first pardon is something like 'Come on, let's all conquer the gorilla sea and get the ultimate banana'?" Jing Qi raised his forehead, what was the gorilla sea? It was ashamed to fall to the ground, but it was not thrown to the Emperor of Heaven.

"However, Taifu cannot deny that the people have enough food and clothing to live and work in peace and contentment. Isn't this the proof that he is a good king?" Song Bo Yiyue, who entered the court more than 50 years ago, stroked his beard and turned his gaze to the sword hanging on the wall. "Aren't you and Shui Yudao also surrendered to the king's ability?"

"This person can indeed bring peace and tranquility to the country." Jing Qi, a fetus from the period of the Mupenglai shogunate, fell from the son of a general to a prisoner and even...He understands the warmth and coldness of human beings, and he understands human nature very well, even if he actually represents auspiciousness and the emperor of heaven. Means unicorn.Today's Jing Qi has no surname, he is only called Yan, he should thank the idiot emperor who kept his word "Zhen Yan", Jing Qi's eyes are dim, as a Qilin, the most out of the ordinary is probably...

"Ah Yan—come with me to play in the Yellow Sea, I'll cook a whole feast for you, haha." Nintendo fell from the roof, trembling and hanging on Qilin's tall and thin body, almost crushing Jing Qi on the ground On the ground, he grinned loudly, showing a row of blinding teeth.

"..." Jing Qi's veins twitched, let alone a unicorn, no one would eat that kind of thing, you idiot king!Is it fun to catch the same hook every time and abuse me? Ji Kexiu, take back the foreword, this guy is definitely here to destroy the country!With black crosses all over Jing Qi's forehead, he tore off the thing hanging on his body and threw it on the ground. If the other party wasn't the king, he would have trampled that thing to death without explaining.

"King, please review the memorial first." Yiyue reminded with a smile without changing his expression.

Nintendo scratched his face, "Well... Don't worry, teacher, I've read it. I'll take Ah Yan away, see you later, haha." After finishing speaking, he didn't care about Jing Qi's bluish and white face, and took the unsheathed Shui Yu knife to kill Qilin. Brought away from Yiyue's side, Bi Fang stepped onto the recovered mount, Bi Fang disappeared for a moment.

Yi Yue stared at the sky where the two disappeared, and sighed lowly, just don't be the result of being hung on Bi Fang and flying back again.Yiyue arrived at Wang's room where the wooden sign of "Heaven Office" was hung, her eyes fell on the untouched memorial, the corners of her eyes twitched, ah, what kind of review is this (it's already read Song Bo)...

"You're so scared, why can't you change your mount?" Arms crossed over his chest, Jing Qi condescendingly despised the fear of heights who was clutching Bi Fang's beautiful feathers so that Bi Fang screamed, but his eyes were closed and his whole body was trembling.

"It's not that I'm afraid, it's that I'm afraid of heights. Bi Fang is fast and beautiful, but the Gu sculpture is too ugly to scare the kids next door, haha."

"...Who told you about Gu carvings? Aren't they all birds? I'll change them to land-based monsters!" Jing Qi twitched the corners of his mouth, fearing heights means being afraid of heights, and where is the child next door in the barren Yellow Sea, you idiot king.

"Well, Ah Yan, if you want to abandon Abi so much, it will cry, and its mother who has no money to eat in her hometown will definitely cry and attack you who deprived her son of a job with waves of resentment, haha."

"..." Oh, where is the hometown mother, even if she has a mother, she doesn't need money to eat, as long as she has fire, she can be full!

A certain animal in the Yellow Sea has a strong ability to survive. It is Gouwu, who has not been tortured to death by someone for more than 100 years. He suddenly feels cold all over his body. He is smart enough to know that the evil star is coming and is about to escape. Unexpectedly, a terrifying pressure from the sky makes it Unable to move, only for a moment, the sound of haha ​​was accompanied by a gust of wind, and one foot stepped on its forehead in the loess.Gouwu's face was full of internal flow in an instant, Nima dare to be more cheating, it wants to die, why are those big monsters not killing it, this is why (because they are afraid of becoming the next you), sooner or later it will be killed by someone An idiot emperor abused to become a third-class disabled bastard!

Nintendo's foot was still on Gouwu's forehead, scratching his face: "Gouwu, long time no see. This time I come here, I want you to be the main material for the special meal Gouwu's dinner for Ah Yan and Aqin, haha .”

"I didn't say I want to eat...Qi, Qi Qin wouldn't want to eat either!" Jing Qi's forehead throbbed with blue veins.

"Ah, but your whole body exudes the breath of 'ah, such a delicious banquet, I want to eat, I want to eat, I must eat'." Nintendo said, patting Jing Qi's shoulder with one hand, "Don't be shy, Ah Qin loves you so much. You, even if you eat her and me, you won't laugh at your big eater, haha."

"..." You are the big stomach king, your whole family is big stomach king, you are an idiot king who distorts the meaning, Jing Qi is suffering from stomach pains, he thinks that the last stage of his problem is - how to prevent himself from being the first to be The unicorn beaten to death by the emperor -_-#

In the end, Gouwu still survived, but he was forced to learn how to walk on two legs and dance the hula dance. If Nintendo didn’t learn it before he left, he would be arrested and try it. Each part of his body would cook a dish.It's not about slaughtering and cooking, but cooking one by one while alive, tortured alive, and not necessarily dead.Gou Wu could only cry with kelp noodles and a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat, studying hard.Nima, this guy is a pervert, definitely a pervert, don't explain it!

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In the days in the Yellow Sea, two months have passed since I was leisurely, and the Shuiyu Knife without a scabbard will definitely show ripples every night.Watching Nintendo in its entirety, I don't know if he has been disturbed, or those pictures are what he wants to know.

If there is a heart, there will be a weakness. The deeper the weakness is hidden, the more violent the factors that disturb the dormant will explode.

The smell of blood, the sound of crying, the body in pain, the body was hot and unable to move... The pain of being abused, the disgusting touch, eroded his weak will every night, depriving him of his dignity one after another.Tears are the proof of cowardice, it is good to die, but even the mouth is sealed...

"Such a beautiful body, it's not good to let everyone taste it, right, hahahaha..."

'Those brand marks, pierced on the snow-white skin, are so beautiful. '

'Hit me hard, a body without blood, never perfect...'

It's so painful, there is still a way to get rid of it, definitely there is, he saw the sharp weapon beside him, by the way, with that thing, he can definitely... kill them.Killing, every time he thinks of this word, he feels pain. Killing is a blasphemy, the most unforgivable sin. Just thinking about it makes him unable to move...can't...

Fortunately, she was killed in the end. She said she was the female monster Qi Qin. The bloody aura on her body made him very painful, more painful than ever. He was afraid that it should be Qi Qin who helped him...

"Ah—" Jing Qi woke up drenched in sweat, panting heavily, it was a nightmare that had been haunting him, it never stopped, as if he had never woken up.

"Taifu." The familiar female voice made Jing Qi freeze in place, the female voice sighed softly, and finally fell silent, leaving Jing Qi with bloodshot eyes in his arms—very cold, really cold .

A warm embrace gently surrounded him, and there was a gentle whisper in his ears, "Sleep peacefully, Mr. Zhou said that if you do this, you will be able to go straight to dawn." It calmed down the restless and panicked heart, as if it had magical powers, making him sleepy. meaning to reproduce.An unreliable guy can make people feel relaxed and forget all the pain, really reassuring...

When the sun pierced through the clouds and shone on the Yellow Sea, Jing Qi was awake, his head was resting on the furry softness, and his female monster Qi Qin was in his eyes.Jing Qi's body stiffened accordingly, except when he was brought back to Pengshan, this was the first time he got so close to Qi Qin, and it was the first time he found that Qi Qin's eyes were full of tenderness that could pinch water, and it wasn't always lingering in his mind When Qi Qin's red eyes sank into the shadows sadly, Jing Qi reflexively reached out and hugged the female monster's waist.That's right, Qi Qin's hands are stained with blood, because of him, and has been avoiding the truth that he doesn't want to think about.The communication has been stiff, I'm afraid it will break Qi Qin's heart who has always regarded him as everything, "I'm sorry, and thank you for your gentleness, Qi Qin."

"Taifu..." Qi Qin hugged her Jing Qi tightly, and shed tears of happiness. After so many years, he finally accepted her, and finally there was no longer any estrangement between them.Thank you Jing Qi, thank their king.

Through Qi Qin, Jing Qi saw the guy sitting tremblingly on the top of the tree, dangling his legs, masturbating himself looking up at the sky—thank you, my idiot who is afraid of heights.