[Comprehensive] One death a day

Nintendo lives in a country called Goose. It is said that the king of this country, Komatsu Shanglong, has ruled the world for 200 years. He is a rare good emperor, and Goose is a prosperous country.

Nintendo was not from Yanguo at the beginning, but from Qingguo, who was born in Limu.Qing Kingdom is a country without a king, demons are rampant, and the people are dying. There are not many left. Nintendo is also one of the migratory officials. After he devoted himself to practicing martial arts and finally killed the monster that killed his parents.Nintendo still remembers the scene of being born from Ogga, before seeing clearly the pair of parents who begged him to be born, they were swallowed up by the demon Gogo, splashing warm blood all over his body...

The world Nintendo is in this time is close to ancient China, but very different.In this world, there are twelve monarchy countries that cannot annex other countries, there are gods living in the Yellow Sea where demons are rampant, and there are unicorns who accept the apocalypse and choose the emperor.As long as the king here does not lose his way, he can live forever with his officials.

This is a novel and brand-new world. After Nintendo settled in Yan Kingdom, it was fully prepared to travel through the twelve kingdoms. , nor can it hinder Nintendo in the slightest.It is true that the human world is not as interesting as the Yellow Sea. After playing the Twelve Kingdoms, Nintendo went deep into the Yellow Sea single-handedly.

All kinds of monsters were captured by Nintendo for research, and their non-magic writing made the monsters with high spiritual intelligence terrified. Even the big monsters would not easily provoke them. I will have the urge to worship this guy, this guy is not a person, definitely not a person.

Fortunately, the people at Nintendo are very kind. The most serious research was only an analysis of the monster's regeneration ability. The monster was cut up piece by piece and waited for it to heal itself to record data. The unlucky monster happened to be Gouwu.

"Such an ugly monster, I really feel bad for my conscience if I don't kill it, haha."

"..." You are ugly and your whole family is ugly, Nima, can you be more foolish? No matter how you say it, such a handsome hook is better than the stripped Gu sculpture opposite, definitely better than it ah!Don't make the difference too obvious, bastard, hook my teeth itchy and blood all over, accuse the bastard with chrysanthemum eyes with his eyes.But in the next second, the bruised Gouwu kelp noodle tears, what is this guy doing, why is he being sliced ​​and stabbed by so many cucumbers, especially a certain important part, the pain is so painful that he is like a tiger Shock, my mind is blank, not to mention beast rights, not even microbe rights, Ji Kexiu...

There are experimental materials and novel things. The days when Nintendo was in the Yellow Sea were called joy. Even when they were ascending the mountains, they went to Pengshan Mountain, watching fairies, unicorns, and scenery.Of course, the new Qingguo Jingqi, who was impatiently tapping the table with four fingers alternately, impressed Nintendo deeply, because when Nintendo was peeping at that guy, he was caught by someone, and they came across a magpie bridge to see each other (==).This chapter is provided for you by Feitian Chinese. Leaving Shengshan, Nintendo thought, the original unicorn grew up to look like a human being instead of having some four different things. The fairy tales are deceiving ghosts.

When all the creatures in the Yellow Sea were thoroughly researched by Nintendo, Nintendo decided to settle down in Yan Country and do their own work well, except that they wandered in the Yellow Sea.

When it comes to Nintendo's work in Yanguo, it's amazing. It's the manager of Yicuilou, which is second to none in Guangong, the capital. The charming girls are the ones who can talk.

Nintendo's daily work is very simple. It's busy for the girls, cleaning up the troublemakers, and whipping the guys who have no money to come to Yicui Building to clean the place. Among them, the one who is most familiar with Nintendo is the one who never gives money and likes to molested The girl has won the favor of Saburo, which every girl likes.

Komatsu Shanglong, whose alias is Saburo, is not interested in Nintendo, who is full of martial arts, but he is not doing business. It is impossible to say that he is not curious about a young man who is a brothel turtle. Among them, the thing that Komatsu Shanglong cares most about is Liutai's envoy. Confront the guy's obvious stiffness, and how the guy somehow managed to spot the commands hidden in his shadow.

Nintendo: "I see, actually you are..."

Komatsu Shanglong's face was calm, and his heart was pounding. The girls here are so nice, he didn't want to change places: "What am I?"

Nintendo: "You are definitely an illegal trafficker of rare animals. If you hide it in the shadow, I can't see it. You are too naive Saburo. Don't forget, I am a wise man who is known as the famous general of 'Sleeping Little Paradise' ,Ha ha."

Komatsu Shanglong heaved a sigh of relief: "..." Ah, these are some inexplicable things. What does deep sleep have to do with famous generals? They are also wise. This guy's head is decisively unreasonable. This is the thought in the mind of His Royal Highness Yan.

It is true that Nintendo just thought that our King Yan was an animal dealer, and didn't think much about it, so the matter was left alone. King Yan is still a scumbag who doesn't give money to girls, and Nintendo is already paying close attention to this guy's work every day The progress is very dedicated.

Every once in a while, when Saburo's account has accumulated to a certain level, there will always be a little boy with a hooded head who will come to him to help him settle the debt. Cui Lou, even if the dragged San Lang insisted on waving to the popular girl that he would come back.Nintendo, who has come and gone all the time, is also considered to be acquainted with the boy Liutai, and the friendship between the two is 'harmonious'. Of course, Liutai never mentions a certain embarrassing thing that happened between him and Nintendo——

On a sunny day, the sixth wife came to pick up Saburo to 'go home'. Nintendo was stunned, and then said to the sixth wife with a dark face, "Young man, hand over your things, and I will let you live (ah, have you watched too many police movies? ). Feitian Chinese"

"Hand over what." Sixth Tai took three steps back vigilantly, looked at the unreliable Shang Long for the first time, got the expression of the other party who didn't know why, and replied cautiously: "I have nothing to hand over to you."

"Okay, since you're so stubborn, I'm...you're welcome." Nintendo stroked his unnecessary air beard, and quickly stepped forward to push Liu Tai to the ground, with a sharp glance, and the maiden monster in the shadow He didn't dare to act rashly, and stripped off his upper body clothes in a few strokes. Nintendo found out that there was no such thing in this place where birds didn't lay eggs--bananas.

With a banana in hand, Nintendo forgot the 'humiliated' Liutai to Java, stood up and rubbed the banana obsessively with his face, and left humming a song that made all the staff bleed—"You will always be mine My favorite, no matter how hard it is to love you..."

"..." King Yan twitched the corner of his mouth, ah hey, he made such a big noise because of this thing, this guy must have been kicked in the head by a donkey, definitely.Exhaling a breath and showing a playful smile, King Yan watched his unicorn put on a new set of clothes.Mrs. Liu stared at the thing who was going away, furious, get out of here, Ji Kexiu.The Sixth Wife gritted her teeth and swore that in the future, no matter whether it was out of sympathy or gratitude, she would never bring Penglai's things over, absolutely...

Although Liutai hated going to Nintendo at the beginning, every time Komatsu Shanglong made a show of face, but who is Nintendo, that is the banana star prince chosen by the great god, what is wrong, he just appeases Liutai who has exploded N times Make trouble again, appease trouble again (ah, hey, are you sure this is not making the relationship worse)... In the end, Liu Tai's strength to fight is also exhausted (==|||).

When he found Liutai when he had nothing to do on weekdays, Nintendo must have spared no effort to remove Liutai's hood, put one hand around his neck so that he could not struggle, stroked and combed his long golden soft hair that looked as attractive as a banana, the boy There will always be blows, but Nintendo's ability to survive is not easy to deal with, and Liu Tai is incompetent in resisting.As for those monsters hiding in Liu Tai's shadow, they would always show up and be killed by Nintendo's eye knife, and they dare not act rashly.

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While playing and laughing, King Yan not only collected information by himself, but also sent people to investigate Nintendo, but found nothing except that he belonged to Qing Dynasty. The far place is only the edge of the Yellow Sea, across the Yellow Sea, dying at any time.Strong and alone, it always reminds people of Geng Ye, but Nintendo does not have a mount, which makes Shi Ling dare not move.

"He has such a powerful coercion that I can't bring up the idea of ​​​​resisting." The female monster Wo Fei commented in this way.

Is it a blessing or a curse? It’s a disaster that can’t be avoided. If you think too much and get tired, if you are drunk today, there is no one in his country of Yan who wants to subvert...

Most of the time, Nintendo will practice swordsmanship with this man with superb swordsmanship when he urges Shanglong Komatsu to finish his work. Nintendo and King Yeon applaud.

King Yan is no better than Nintendo, but his swordsmanship sometimes catches Nintendo by surprise, and his swordsmanship is tricky. Nintendo keeps improving his sword skills in the practice of swordsmanship, and even collects more swordsmanship books from King Yan, which is dusty The sly sword manual is still on hold.

When Nintendo met Shang Takashi Komatsu, their practice was never very serious. The two people have clothes that are damaged to varying degrees every day but cannot be worn outside. This is the most powerful evidence. read.The most extraordinary one was that Nintendo's entire outfit was torn apart but not hurt at all, while Shanglong Komatsu was covering the bottom of his trousers to prevent the trousers from falling off, making Liu Tai's black line and the corners of his eyes convulsive.

Ah, what kind of duel is this? It's completely spoiled.

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Nintendo thought that as long as he was in Yan Country, he would never see Jing Qi named Yan again.However, the fact is that Nintendo is still in the Yicui Building when seeing this Jingqi.

In fact, this unicorn is looking for the sixth wife.

"I understand." Nintendo meaningfully looked at Liu Tai who was talking to Jing Qi.

King Yan raised his eyebrows, "What?"

Nintendo scratched his face, "Men, even unicorns also need to meet their physical needs. The girls here are very good. But if it is a human or a beast, it is more difficult to accept, haha."

"..." Yan Wang pressed Nintendo's forehead on the noodles he ordered, making some random guesses, "Wash your mind clean."

Nintendo looked up and ate the noodles while sucking, "It can be read and re-entered after washing, my computer is very advanced."

"..."

The blond-haired unicorn has a pair of sky-blue eyes. When he looks at you, you will feel that you have the happiness of the whole world. Of course, this doesn't work for Nintendo. Scratching his face, he has no idea that this unicorn is blocking him. Well, "Ah, if you don't look for a girl to find a man, the sixth lady opposite can meet all your needs, haha."

Hearing this, Liu Tai was stunned and didn't know what to say. King Yan helped his forehead, can the things in this guy's mind be cleaned up? Well, he is counting on the tortoise in the brothel... the male steward should not just say something, it's true He was harsh.

"...I'm looking for you, that's right." Jing Qiyan's veins were throbbing, he wanted to slap the thing in front of him, if he hadn't gotten nothing for so many years, he would have destroyed it without explaining.

Jing Qi knelt in front of Ren Tiantang, calmed down and lowered his head and said: "Follow the destiny and welcome the Lord; from now on, never leave the imperial court, do not violate the imperial edict; vow to be loyal."

Whether it's the girls around or the guests, even the sixth wife is stunned, most of them have become famous in their hearts like "Scream", Nima, a turtle can become a king, it's too fucking painful, dare to cheat more.

Instead, Yan Wang folded his hands and reminded Nintendo to answer.

Scratching his face, Nintendo followed Saburo's prompt and said, "I forgive."

The Qingguo unicorn named Yan grabbed Nintendo's feet, lowered his head, and touched Nintendo's toes with his forehead.

Nintendo felt that something broke out of his body, something merged into his body, and something was established between him and Jing Qi.

"I really want to do something incredible, haha." Nintendo said.

King Yan joked: "Well, you became King Jing of Qing Kingdom."

"Ah, when did it happen, why don't I know."

"..." Oh, can this guy really become the king of the Qing Kingdom? The people are definitely in dire straits, right? Ji Kexiu.