[Comprehensive] One death a day

Nintendo stayed in the soup house for about 300 years, and the aura was so abundant that his cultivation base had already broken through the strongest period. The inner alchemy had become golden and thorough since decades ago, but he hadn't seen the catastrophe for a long time. Nintendo faintly felt that this was not Good thing, there must be something wrong.

During this period of time, Nintendo saw Qi Chuan who was covered in scars from time to time. In the face of this good research subject, Nintendo opened up his developmental thinking, and the medicine prepared with strange things affected Xi Chuan. Of course, some medicines still hurt Xi Chuan Favorable, at least Nintendo has learned about potions (==), but...

"You, what do you want to do?"

"treat."

"The treatment is going to stab into my body?"

"Ah, do you have a way to ejaculate without penetration?"

"..."

Grandpa Boiler stared at the thing called 'syringe' in Nintendo's hands, and his stomach ached from the conversation between the two. Fortunately, he was very upright, otherwise he would have wondered what they were doing and touched his bare forehead, well, even if it was true What to do, this dialogue is obviously reversed.Grandpa Boiler paid 12 respects to the Xichuan River God who was abused more than once and still "unrepentantly" went here to heal his wounds-saved thousands of gods.

"It hurts, it hurts, can you pull it out quickly."

"I thought you'd be more comfortable taking your time and feeling it more fully in you, lol."

"..."

The woman who entered the site of Boiler Grandpa looking for Xiaoling heard this, her face flushed and she winked, "Did you use cucumbers? In fact, I think three cucumbers are more effective (ah, you are so lonely and cold." what).”

"Can you use cucumbers? I just found out, haha."

Tang Nu still wanted to say something, but Xi Chuan quickly pulled her memory away, "I still want to come here, I don't want Granny Tang to find out." Xi Chuan explained calmly, on the melancholy eyes, the long eyelashes flicked away the cold sweat, it was impossible Deny it, Xiaoling's drawing move is very practical.

"No, let's try next time." Nintendo seriously thought about the feasibility, how to prevent too much bleeding.

"..." Try your sister!Su Chuan couldn't bear it any longer and pressed Nintendo's forehead to the table.

Sending Tang Nu away, Xi Chuan tidied up his coat and stared at Xiao Ling who was helping Grandpa Boiler to feed the coal balls. A trace of warmth appeared in his increasingly cold eyes. Don't just eat the ball. Grandpa Boiler, who is slack at work, can see it clearly.

"I'll go first, next time I'll bring you charcoal-grilled salamanders."

"I want the original flavor, my mother said, don't eat too much food with additives, it's not good for your health."

"Where did your mother come from!"

"My mother has her heart in mind, there is no mother anywhere. I love my mother dearly!"

"...Next time bring the original flavor --|||." You win!Xi Chuan held up the white flag, no matter what next time he would not let the salamander be stained with blood.

The days are so ridiculous, plain but full of kindness, those depressed moods can always be swept away.

When Nintendo compressed the inner alchemy into the size of a drop of water, and the inner vision can blind the eyes, Xi Chuan brought a scarred young man in addition to the 'no additives' charcoal-grilled salamander. place.Because Nintendo has one more experimental subject, it is still a dragon that he can't achieve. His black eyes flashed with the aggressive light of a beast in Grandpa Boiler's eyes, and the white dragon trembled as if he felt a coma.

Bailong is different from Qi Chuan, he doesn't appreciate the healing method of pain and "happiness", he wants to leave in various ways, but he is banned by Nintendo with a bright smile on his face, and he is ready to take turns in the experiment.Bailong was so bitter that he had nothing to say, his teeth itching with hatred, even if he bared his teeth and stared fiercely at Nintendo, what he got in exchange was "this look proves that the effect is good, um, I can make it a little bit harder", and in the end Only more cutlery.

When Bailong recovered, he immediately left Nintendo, went to the owner of the soup house—Grandma Tang, and expressed that he wanted to learn magic from her.

Grandpa Boiler still remembers that when the child left, the speed was like a fire and a ghost chasing after him. It can be seen that Xiaoling is definitely a humanoid killer, and she will die when she encounters it.

Nintendo habitually went out through the boiler room when Grandpa Boiler was asleep, and changed clothes directly in front of the door as always, with his upper body off and his apron left.

Nintendo patted Xi Chuan on the shoulder with deep words: "Ah, your hand is broken... quite artistic."

Xi Chuan twitched the corners of his eyes, stiffly shifted his gaze to the sleeping Grandpa Boiler, and heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that it was correct, but Xiaoling was already naked and grabbed his hand to study.Hey, how thick is this guy? Dinghaishenzhen will sigh to himself that he is as good as Ji Kexiu, "Xiaoling, put on my clothes first!"

"It's not all the same, it's okay, haha."

"Put it on."

"Okay, you wait." Nintendo said, continuing to change clothes as if no one else was there, yes, not putting on, but changing.

Qi Chuan was haggard again, covered his face and turned his head, Ji Kexiu, dare this guy be a little more nervous.

This time, Xi Chuan stayed in the soup house for more than half a month, and it was the longest time since he was brought back by Nintendo as a special dish.

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After Xi Chuan left, he didn't show up for several years. The population of soup houses increased and wages decreased. Nintendo still does what he likes to do every day.After finding that Bailong was getting more and more outrageous, and the research was completed, he changed his target. Those gods became the objects of Nintendo's novelty in the days when Qi Chuan disappeared... Even "Mr. Bai", who has become Granny Tang's right-hand man, also loves Nintendo Open one eye and close one eye, the indifferent eyes will always fail when meeting someone.Nintendo's endless "dumping rice" behavior has made Fantai's frogs feel tired for a long time. He even thought about crying and begging that guy to go away. However, everyone knows that with Granny Tang's stingy character, that is simply wishful thinking (==) .

On some mornings when Grandma Tang was away, Nintendo would go to her son's room where she didn't know when to come out, and play with the big guy, but Jiafang's baby saw Nintendo like a mouse seeing a cat, and behaved like a sheep.In this regard, Nintendo can only scratch their heads and shout that it's a pity that his and Fang Baobao's "favorite" game is "wrestling". Eliminate traces after unilateral beating ==|||).

As usual, if there is nothing to do, go to Grandpa Boiler. If Nintendo takes feeding coal balls as a habit, and if he doesn't do it one day, he will feel wrong all over his body.On this day, Grandpa Boiler’s boiler room obviously had more timid guests, who were a little surprised every time he said a word. When Nintendo arrived, Grandpa Boiler gave Nintendo a charcoal-grilled salamander, and asked Nintendo to name it Ogino Chihiro's girl goes to Granny Tang to get a job.

Nintendo brought Chihiro, who smelled like Abai, into the soup house with a salamander in her mouth. The smell attracted some people's attention. When they saw it was Nintendo, they all became "fortunately lucky", and no one could look at it.While walking, Nintendo introduced to Chihiro the gods she saw and their interesting features, and said that she had time to play for Chihiro.

"Then, why did they turn their heads and cover their faces as soon as they saw you, and they all backed down?" Chihiro asked boldly.

"Probably because I'm turbulent enough, well, that's what Xiaojiu said at the time." Nintendo scratched his face, showing a row of white teeth.

"Eh?" Chihiro tilted her head in confusion.

"Well, let me tell you in secret, I am the child chosen by the great football gods and tennis gods, and I will conquer the sea of ​​orangutans in the future, Banana." Nintendo pointed to the roof of the soup house, boldly and authentically.

Ah hey, is the voice heard in almost all soup houses "quietly"? You invented those great gods yourself, and what happened to the blunt suffix "banana"!The Pantai frog was sore.

"Wow, that looks amazing." Chihiro's nervousness was washed away, and she focused on this matter.

Ah hey, how amazing is it, you will cry when you hear it, you will definitely cry!Fantai Frog felt that his face was absolutely bloody, and it was still flowing from seven holes.

There are no obstacles along the way. The ladder that Nintendo takes will never be entered by other people. Of course, Carrot God is an exception. He always doesn't mind what Nintendo does, and he doesn't mind who he is with, even if Nintendo tries. Cut off his chin for soup (==).Therefore, it was discovered that Chihiro was a human being, and the radish god did not show anything from beginning to end.

When we arrived at Granny Tang's floor, there were only Nintendo and Chihiro.Hearing that there was only one person in the back, Chihiro relaxed a little and became nervous again. Even looking at Nintendo, she felt that the other party was blurred. She grabbed Nintendo hard, felt warm, and was patted on the head comfortingly. Chihiro wiped off her tiredness With astringent eyes, he mustered up his courage and stepped out of the elevator.Let go, turn around, and say goodbye to Nintendo behind the door that gradually closed.