[Comprehensive] One death a day

How many years have been working here, Nintendo can't remember.Nintendo clearly remembers her real name, but after meeting that Granny Tang, she forgot the real name of the person in the dream. Now others call her Xiaoling, she is a girl in the illusion of a snake, and a professional soup girl.The work of Tang girls is very simple, and the salary is not high, so some girls will use their appearance to carry out "deeper" work.

Nintendo found that Granny Tang's "soup house" is a place full of aura, allowing Nintendo to absorb and practice more than ten times faster than when it was in Montenegro.The strange thing is that the little monsters here didn't and didn't notice it. This is a cheap Nintendo that can absorb it at any time around the clock, including working hours.

Nintendo forgot Xiao Ling's real name, because the name was restricted by some kind of power as the core, as long as he couldn't remember the name, or the contract was not broken, he would be trapped here forever.However, this is not a problem for Nintendo. With such ample spiritual nourishment, it is not difficult for Nintendo to break the contract or leave by force.However, Nintendo did not want to leave.

'Soup House' is a magical place. Nintendo likes to watch different customers every day. There are big guys with huge bodies and carrot-like chins, and there are people with blurred figures who can't see the existence of the deity... All kinds of things, let Nintendo even Enjoy the overwhelming novelty without going out.Sometimes, Nintendo will even throw some weird things from various sources into their bodies to see if there will be a chemical reaction.

"Little Ling—"

"It's you again, Xiao Ling!"

"Jikexiu, Xiaoling, don't let me catch you!!!"

Angry voices sounded one after another, the mist in the soup bath was covering up for Nintendo, and I had already gone to Grandpa Boiler's side to circle Erlang's legs, happily eating charcoal-grilled salamanders.

"What did you do again?" Grandpa Boiler was grinding the material hurriedly, and ordered the coal ball to speed up the coal delivery.

Nintendo brought up the food, sprinkled it on the little things he had spent a long time observing, and scratched his face, "That... I just fell when I was cleaning last night, and accidentally poured chili oil into the bath that Yonghe Menshen liked very much, haha. "

"A little chili oil is not enough to affect the soup ==." Grandpa Boiler twitched his mouth.

Nintendo turned his head and smiled brightly at Grandpa Boiler, "Well, at that time, I thought it was dirty anyway, so as not to clean it again, it would be better to apply a few more layers, it looked like it was kilakila, and Fantai Frog praised me this morning, haha. "

The pretty Xiaoling's smile of "I'm so smart, hurry up and praise me, Grandpa" made Grandpa Boiler very depressed. If you have time to apply a few layers of chili oil, why don't you have time to clean such a small piece of land? Is this product intentional, or is it intentional!Fantai frog, you have worked hard.

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After fully absorbing and gradually forming a small inner alchemy, Nintendo can not sleep.Bid farewell to the boiler grandfather who has been busy all night, Nintendo will go out during the day as usual, even though most of the place is occupied by clean fields.

Facing the original ecological environment full of aura, Nintendo was so excited that he could lie down anywhere and close his eyes to rest. Even in sleep, the body would absorb the aura on its own. The sound of gurgling water came from not far away, making Nintendo very comfortable.

In the evening, when the water began to infiltrate the grassland, Nintendo patted the grass clippings on his body, hummed a weird little song and walked back towards the 'soup house'.However, when they walked halfway, they found a translucent lump of paste. Granny Tang's crow servants were constantly attacking the paste, and a streamlined blood-colored water column appeared inside the paste.

Nintendo thought, could it be that this is the earth-shattering dish cooked by the legendary super chef with legendary kitchen utensils, even Brother Crow would not let it go?It must be.Nintendo clenched its fists and made up its mind that it must take this dish back and honor the boiler grandfather who often gave her charcoal-grilled salamanders (ah, you have read too much about the Chinese little master, and the dish has something to do with the paste).

Nintendo flashed to the crow's servant, stretched out his hand to output spiritual power, took out the crow's memory of today, crushed it, knocked it out and put it aside.Squatting down, Nintendo poked the lump of transparent food a few times, and the bloody water column flowed more violently like the juice of bursting beef balls. After confirming that it was cold and comfortable, Nintendo happily ran to Grandpa Boiler's place with the whole thing.

The frog who was welcoming the guests by the bridge only felt a gust of wind pass by, vaguely saw Xiaoling, touched his forehead and felt that it must be an illusion, and that guy had better not show up, otherwise she would definitely be stewed.Ah hey, who will tell it what's going on with this thing that keeps destroying the signboard of the 'soup house'? Don't you know that it's hard to do business now that there is fierce competition!

Nintendo kicked open the door of Grandpa Boiler, and when Grandpa Boiler saw the strangeness and twitched his eyes in a daze but did not turn his head, Nintendo brought the paste in his hand to Grandpa Boiler, and stuck it on his wrinkled face , Let the boiler grandpa shake his hand and almost throw the wrong material.Nintendo still rubbed the object unrepentantly, almost suffocating the old man, "Grandpa Boiler, look, I'll bring you the best food—paste jelly==|||, haha."

Grandpa Boiler was furious. After pulling the 'paste' away, he pressed the troublemaker's forehead into the food pile, scolded a few words in a low voice, let the coal ball continue to work, and then looked at the 'paste' being carried by Nintendo. jelly'.It can be said that if you don't see it, you don't know it. When you saw it, you were shocked, and raised Nintendo's head full of food residue. Grandpa Boiler hated iron and steel: "This is not a dish, it's a river god (==)! Where did you get it. "

"The crow servant who robbed Granny Tang by the river." Nintendo scratched his face and answered honestly, "Don't worry, the crow will never remember, haha."

"..." Oh, don't take the roadblocking and robbery for granted, and who asked you how your aftermath work is going!For the nth time, Grandpa Boiler felt that if he faced this guy again, he would get sick, and he would definitely get the disease of 'the old man was pissed to death', that would be too tragic.

"Grandpa Boiler, I picked up Jelly River God, this is RP, don't show 'I'm envious, jealous and hate you' eyes, I really can't help you, haha."

"..." Who will drag this thing out.

In the end, Grandpa Boiler didn't care about Nintendo and let him deal with the Jelly River God himself.Nintendo thinks it can't be eaten. It has the value of research, so it uses all kinds of experiments on the paste, and the paste with only a small blood-colored water column is soaked in blood. It was stained with blood and had the potential to spread.Although so sad, but the stubborn curse in the body of the river god was weakened bit by bit, and he himself knew it well.

Every time Grandpa Boiler sees the bloody face of the River God, he feels a serious stomachache.However, don’t blame the old man for sacrificing one of your gods to benefit thousands of gods.Thinking of this, Grandpa Boiler twitched the corners of his mouth, trying not to touch the sad face of the River God.River God was 'rescued' by Nintendo, was he abused or abused?

Finally, in the days of pain and being 'studied', the River God regained his abilities and broke through the confinement magic cast by others.The 'Xichuan' River God, who no longer appears in his original state, is standing in human form, his short gray hair is scattered on the side of his face, and his dark red eyes are full of melancholy. What he wants most at this moment is not revenge, but—he finally Now that he can get away from this deeply neurotic Tang girl named "Xiao Ling", he can finally live a normal life! ! !

"Who are you? Hurry up and hand over my jelly, or I will do justice for the heavens today and accept you as a villain!" The familiar voice made Xi Chuan stunned for a long time, and when he turned around, he saw the girl making strange gestures with fierce eyes Light. "..." Suddenly, Xi Chuan didn't know what to say.

"Uh... this guy is not afraid at all, don't tell me I don't have Yan Chixia's aura, this is really too low, haha." Putting down her gesture, the girl Xiaoling scratched her face, and suddenly disappeared without a trace, leaving behind the aura of a fool, The row of crows in the sky shouted 'fool' every now and then as they passed by.

Xi Chuan covered his face, he had to leave decisively, otherwise he would definitely witness the tableware like 'how an idiot is made', he was definitely the one who was made an idiot.He has something to do, even if he can't resist, he must be refined... Then he must take revenge... (Hey)

"Don't keep him?"

"Why keep it? Jelly doesn't belong in the 'soup house.'"

"I thought you had established a deep bond."

"Grandpa Boiler—"

"?"

"I'm hungry... I want a charcoal grilled salamander."

"..." Don't change the subject too quickly.