[Gintama] Sugar piled up into N mountains

It is completely different from the wind and snow outside. Although the bright cabin is dilapidated, it can still barely block part of the wind and snow, but the temperature difference between the inside and the outside is not big, so the people in the room are still tight Wrap up your clothes.

The warm stickers in Caiqianmai's clothes were basically about to fail, and he felt a little cold and shivered as he stuck to the corner of the wall.Sakata Yin, who was sitting next to Kagura, glanced at Caiqian from time to time, stood up and walked forward, took off his coat and put it on her, and then sat beside her under Caiqian's astonished eyes.

This "rare gentleman" behavior caught Kondo's eyes, so Kondo, who was only wearing a straw cloak and Pangji, kept staring at Shimura Miu, struggling in his heart, "Where should Pangji be?" Is it more romantic to wear Miss A Miao, or is it more romantic to wear a straw cloak on Miss A Miao?"However, this farce ended after Isao Kondo stared at Shimura for more than 17 seconds, and Shimura landed a thunder fist on the head.

Zazen Mai, who just took out the warm patch from his pocket, and Sakata Yinshi, who exchanged his jacket for the warm patch, were both taken aback.

↑It's just a simple action, just a warm coat!

Kondo Hsun, who was finally honest after punching his head, put his hands on his head and crossed his chest in admiration: "Oh, you really deserve to be the general! I didn't expect that he could find such a hut by himself, and let me go too Take refuge here."

In addition to Kondo Isao who kept complaining, Sakata Gintoki, Zazen Mai, and Shimura Tae, there were Kagura, Shin Hachi, and Katsura Kotaro in the room.

At this time, the door of the cabin was suddenly opened, and along with the wind and snow came in the embarrassed Shinsengumi members Okita and Hijikata, and also came in carrying the "dying" general in a bear costume.Kondo Hsun turned his head and saw that he was so stunned that he was about to cry: "Ah, how did it become like this, what's wrong with you, General? Ah, why, why even you guys don't want to cry?" Such an embarrassing look."

Without saying a word, Hijikata and Okita sat the general on the ground with his support, and then they each dusted themselves off without answering.Kondo Xun felt that it was fruitless, so he had to turn to the general again.At this time, a ray of holy light seemed to be cast on Sakata Gintoki's head. He seemed to have felt his sacred mission, and he stepped forward to speak boldly (crossed out) and said righteously: "Actually, this is all UMA's fault. We I met a 'Bigfoot' on the way to the hut with the general and later, and got separated while being chased, probably at that time, I was attacked by another UMA."

"UMA? How can there be UMA here?!"

"It's really UMA Aru, are you right, young general~"

So Gui Niang replied angrily on behalf of the general: "Yes~"

Zazen Mai, who was clutching Sakata Gintoki's jacket, squatted behind Sakata Gintoki by himself, with his cheeks puffed up and his mouth covered, and let out bursts of "Puff" laughter.

"Ahh, damn it! Damn Uma...don't worry, General! I will definitely avenge you, whether it is UMA or WOMAN, I will avenge you."

"Hey, give me enough time, the Women's Association will never end with you!"

In the collision after falling from the cliff, although the bear fur on his body can be used as protection, he still suffered some abrasions to a certain extent.Tokugawa Momo slowly woke up from the coma, looked dimly at Kondo Isao and Sakata Gintoki who leaned forward to look at him in the cold cabin, took a breath, and asked softly: "What happened?" What happened, why did I appear here?"

"Master General? Could it be, has he lost his memory for a short time now?"

"Kondo?" Hearing Kondo Isao's voice, Tokugawa Momo slowly came back to his senses, and continued to ask: "What happened? Why did I..."

Before waiting for Kondo to speak, Sakata Gintoki blocked Kondo's mouth unceremoniously: "Master General, have you forgotten? You brought these idiots from the Shinsengumi here to hunt UMA, but The team was separated by heavy snow while following Bigfoot's tracks. Everyone here is suffering because of your nonsense."

"What, it's like this—!" The general turned around and supported the wall with a troubled expression on his face: "I... just put the lives of civilians in danger for the sake of boring fun."

"No, it's not..."

"No, general," Zazen Mai said without changing his face under Kondo Isao's expectant eyes and Sakata Gintoki's eyes of death: "It's not all your fault. Although the team is separated, But you still saved me from falling off a cliff."

Kondo Isao's expectant eyes turned to shattered, and Sakata Gintoki gave Zaizen Mai a thumbs up, as if to say: "Brother, good job!" The two clapped tacitly.

"Really...but I still put you in a crisis...it's just a small redemption I made for it. Oh, God! If it's really my fault, then please let me Let the violent weather and the storm and snow be the final destination of my unjust tyrant."

Stretching out his hand to open the door of the wooden house, the general who spread his arms raised his head and shouted loudly. When the members of the Shinsengumi were in a hurry, Katsura Kotaro, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, replied in a motherly way, "Okay, General", and then He was beaten up by Sakata Gintoki and Kagura.

The song is over, and finally back to normal.Kondo Isao, the director of the Shinsengumi, made an effective speech: "In short, everyone's safe merging was successful, and it will come to an end for now. Rescue will come sooner or later, but before that, we can only temporarily stay here... "

"Okay, stop talking nonsense." Cai Qianmai interrupted before he finished speaking, stretched out a finger and shook it lightly to make everyone quiet, then cleared his throat and said: " The rest of the content is almost the same as the plot of the original manga and TV version. The author did not make any obvious changes in this plot, so I got stuck here for several days. Later, I finally remembered what I had summed up in my writing for three or four years. An experience: "If the plot can't be written, just f*cking fool it"... So, let the author fool it in this paragraph, it doesn't matter, anyway, is this a Gintama fan? No one will take it seriously, right, in front of the screen readers."

Taking it for granted, Caiqian Mai shrugged and continued: "Come on, this paragraph is really boring. Let's start the next paragraph, brothers! Come on, take off the bear skin from the general, and skip the general directly. undressing phase."

"Hey, hey, you're going to lose your head."

"What are you afraid of? It's the author's order. It's okay. At worst, please ask the author to let the general lose his memory once more."

After a deep silence, everyone looked at each other... After a long while, a lewd and obscene smile appeared on their faces. If the author drew comics at this time, there would probably be several shadowy facial expressions of trembling S on the screen, and Tokugawa Shigeru with ashen complexion...

—Eighteen banned scenes, please watch with your parents—

What?Are you full?What?Have you invited your parents over?

Son, you are so naive, how could the author write this process in detail.

"There's no other way, it seems we can only let us adults figure out a way." Gui Xiaotaro tore off the general's fat time, opened the door and threw it out together with the bearskin clothes, then turned his head and said something She clapped her hands as if nothing happened.

"Well, that's right. You group of minors obviously haven't experienced enough, it's really unreliable." Cai Qianmai also wiped the sweat from his forehead with relief.

Sakata Gintoki glanced at Caiqian Mai who was secretly delighted: "Boss, you probably belong to the type who has reached the age of an adult, but whose IQ has not kept up."

"Oh, is that so? It's better than a man who has already reached an adult age, but whose IQ and hair color have already entered the ranks of old age." Cai Qianmai said casually without changing his face. One sentence, and then ignored Sakata Gintoki, who was furiously complaining behind him that "the curly hair and hair color are not intended", and said simply and neatly: "Now let's change our strategy, you surround the general, and we women, Children and such are on the outside."

Hijikata was finally able to light a cigarette in the wooden house. After taking a puff, he glanced at Zazenmai, and then at the general who had lost his memory and was wearing a turtleneck sweater and his shirtless shirt. The "little general" of the mosaic shrugged and said: "But even if this is the case, at least one person should be directed at the important position of the mosaic, the general?!"

"It's easy to say, this kind of thing is naturally left to you men! As a woman, do you have the heart to let me face that kind of place?"

After everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, for a long while their eyes focused on Toshiro Hijikata who had just raised this question, revealing a sinister smile.Kondo Hsun said: "Since you have thought about this problem at Shishi, you must be able to figure out how to deal with it, so let's leave this matter to Shishi."

"Why did you give that side to me, you guys!"

Gintoki Sakata looked at the complaining Shishiro with dead eyes, and replied calmly: "Someone should come forward for this kind of thing. As the deputy head of the Shinsengumi, of course he also specializes in dirty work. Let’s do it, it’s a well-deserved thing.”

"Okay, stop nagging, hurry up and warm up the general's 'little general'!" As soon as the voice fell, the four people, Sakata Gintoki, Zazenmai, Katsura Kotaro, and Kondo Isao, pushed the general and sent him to Toshiro Hijikata. in front of.

The General was sent in front of Toshiro Hijikata. The mosaic "Little General" has an extraordinary three-dimensional effect, with a... um, weird smell. Hijikata covered his mouth and nose and turned Hijikata vigorously. Fourteen Lang's body and complained loudly: "All the culprits are because of you, okay, you curly bastard!"

"Ah, you bastard..." Sakata Gintoki's eyeballs almost popped out, and he turned to another person beside him without saying a word: "Wig—! Now is a great opportunity to push it to the shogunate!"

"The shogunate has already collapsed without me doing anything, right!!!!" In a fierce tone, Katsura Kotaro looked like his clothes were about to collapse, and he also turned the general's waist to turn him to the other side, and said, "Masensengumi! Don’t you know how to be ashamed if you dare to expose the organization center to the enemy?!”

"Well, I can't take it anymore... It's not that the proprietress Caiqian said she would take it all off, here it is for you!"

"Hey! Is it really okay to expose this kind of place to a girl?" Caiqianmai frowned, and also turned the general to twist him in front of Hijikata Shishiro: "Didn't everyone say that when they encountered difficulties, Are you looking for Uncle Police, Uncle Police please! Uncle Police!”

"Wow, curly bastard—!"

"wig!"

"True selection group!"

"The lady boss—!"

"Uncle Police!"

The "minors" who have not been involved in this matter and were ignored by the author's conspiracy, despise this group of "unreliable" adults with their iconic peasy eyes.At the same time, under the frantic rotation of this group of unreliable adults, something that was absolutely impossible to happen in the three-dimensional world happened—the general was slowly rising, and what was even more exaggerated was ...It actually flew up like a helicopter, and with a loud noise, it directly broke through the roof and rushed into the sky.

The five people stared blankly at the hole in the ceiling and the falling snow and dust, looked at each other for a few seconds, and then rushed out, watching a black shadow chasing an unknown object (crossed out), Mr. General, rushed in Toshiro Hijikata, who was at the front, slowly turned his head with dark circles under his eyes, panted heavily, and then laughed miserably: "Heating...it worked."

The corner of Cai Qianmai's mouth twitched silently: "Drill 'wood' to make fire...?"

The author has something to say: It means that this March, I feel that everything is not good...