[Gintama] Sugar piled up into N mountains

With less than a few days before the Chinese New Year, the Shinsengumi received a "kind invitation" from the Metropolitan Police Department to go to the ski resort for a "vacation break", and by the way, asked to bring the general with him.Originally, I was particularly opposed, but I couldn't bear Matsudaira Katakurito's "kindness" of "pressing each other with a gun", so the Shinsengumi had to go to the ski resort ready to go.

What they didn't expect was that the helicopter carrying the general had an accident and was hit by the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon.So... our general, with a perfect high difficulty score of 9.99, was hung on the armrest of a certain chair of the cable car. Because of the explosion, only one strong fat man was left, and the rest of the thick clothes were said "Sayounara".

Sitting on the cable car chair was a "gentle" woman and her younger brother—glasses.As for the "gentle" woman sitting behind her was the director of the Shinsengumi, who was also a man who had admired her for a long time. Seeing that she met such a "pervert", he was so angry that he took off his clothes and rushed up.At this time, the "gentle" woman reactively pulled up the general who was hanging on the armrest and threw it behind the man who admired her.After a loud noise, the general and the director of the Shinsengumi flew out and landed in the snow, sliding down the snow slope...

Flying over the snowy slope, they bumped into Sakata Gintoki and Zazenmai without any mistakes.Just as Zazenmai, Sakata Gintoki, and Hijikata Toshiro who rushed over to inquire were complaining and talking about each other, amidst the exclamation of the people on the uphill, a giant snowball rolled down quickly, rolling on the ground. The snow is getting bigger and bigger...

...Well, please don't go into details.

For example...why does the "Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon" appear in the ski resort, and why does Director Kondo want to save the girl he loves...cough cough, so what.Another example is why there are giant snowballs in the ski resort!

Anyway, all three are running for their lives now.

"Hey, you bastard with natural curly hair, stop for me!"

"Stop? Are you kidding? In this case... I will die, Ah Yin, I will become a mural! Don't be kidding, you bastard."

"Then... In short, you get off the general, and step on the general's noble body like a skateboard. This is something that will kill your head!!!"

"Master General?!" Sakata Gintoki was taken aback for a moment, looked down at the "skateboard" under his feet, was startled and almost sat on the ground.The bare-backed "Tsukishiro" man who was stepped on was wearing only a white triangular puff, and there was a small piece of subtle yellow in a certain place of the puff... Sakata Gintoki is very virtuous He automatically ignored it, and said in astonishment: "Eh? Who dropped my bag, bastard!"

Sandwiched between Sakata Gintoki and Hijikata Shiro, Zazenmai watched helplessly as the two quarreled for no reason, looked back at the snowball that was getting bigger and faster, and weakly raised his hand to show that His own existence, but was directly ignored by those two bastards.

"In this case, please don't pretend to be natural, you bastard!" Hijikata Toshiro became so affectionate when he saw Sakata Yin, he immediately became furious: "Hurry up and get off the general!!"

Sakata Gintoki grinned disdainfully and turned his head to look at Toshiro Hijikata, squinting his eyes and pointed at his feet: "Hey, hey, are you still talking about me? Quickly, take a look at what's under your feet?"

Toshiro Hijikata looked down at the "skateboard" under his feet, with an expression like an abstract painting by Picasso.Isn't that healthy bronze "skateboard" the leader of Shinsengumi Kondo Isao!So he shouted in astonishment: "Wow—Boss Kondo, who gave me a bag!"

Caiqianmai, who was caught between the two, looked back weakly at the giant snowball that was one step closer to him, and swallowed a mouthful.Looking at the broken slope that was about to fly ahead, he adjusted the angle of the skis under his feet and turned his head to continue talking to them. As soon as he opened his mouth, he was overwhelmed by Sakata Gintoki's unnutritious words of the machine: "You are not the same What, bastard."

As soon as the words fell, the three of them had already arrived at Duanpo, and they didn't notice that Sakata Gintoki and Hijikata Shiro, who had already arrived at such a place, landed safely after a shrill scream, and the only one who was calm was Zazenmai.Caiqian Mai let out a furious attack from both sides: "Why didn't you say you were here earlier?!"

"Shut up, you two fagots, you obsessed with flirting and scolding, and you completely treat me as a passer-by, A, B, C, D, hey! Is my mother's sense of existence so meager, you two bastards!" As soon as the words fell, the three of them It directly broke through the scope of the ski resort and rushed out of the slide.

"What to do, what to do! None of us can ski! Hey, the only one who can ski, lady boss! What to do!"

"The proprietress can ski? That's really great! What should I do, how can I avoid the big snowball behind me."

The two counselors had already been sitting on the "skateboard" and wanted to seek rescue and advice from Caiqianmai.

Caiqian Mai stood on the skis and shook his head twice, the corners of his mouth slowly raised a penetrating arc, then turned his head and looked at the two people around him, his smile widened instantly: "Huh? Avoid? No , There is no hope, I have missed the best opportunity just now, here is a small forest, if you are not careful, you will hit the tree trunk. Hehe, I have already seen the little angels circling me... Great , let’s die together in this snowy place, haha. What a poetic place.”

Sakata Gintoki looked desperately at the desperate Caizenmai, and tugged at the silver-white curly hair on his head: "Wow—what to do! What to do! The Boss's shaking S system has completely collapsed! Now it has entered a state of despair. It's blackened. Help—————!"

"Ayin——! Mai——! Are you two okay?" The goddess' call came from a distance, like a ray of warm sunshine in the freezing cold, shining on the desperate three.And this goddess, the girl with ponytail who slid down the hill with a series of smooth movements, was Shimura Tae who was invited by Zazen Mai.

Yinshi and Caiqian Maiqi turned their heads to look at the coming savior, but at this moment, another voice came from somewhere: "It's a good thing we rushed over, don't worry, it's all right. "

The skateboard under Shimura Miao's feet slid across and raised a white snowflake. After the speed stabilized, the snowflakes also decreased, revealing Shimura Shinpachi's naturally confident smile.The corners of Caiqian Mai and Sakata Yinshi's mouths twitched slightly: "Excuse me, what do you two want us to complain about. Tell us, we will try our best."

"I wanted to practice skiing, but I stepped on Xiaoxin's body by mistake. Then I found that it was more handy than a skateboard, well... Maybe it's because we are siblings."

"Please don't say such 'shocking' words with a natural expression, please. Don't get me wrong, since the moment you stepped on your brother, the relationship between you is no longer siblings, okay? "

Shimura Miaoautomatically ignored Sakata Gintoki and Zaizen Mai's heartfelt complaints, and said calmly: "Next, I will teach you how to control the 'Human Skateboard', let's leave the dangerous area of ​​the snowball track together!"

Caiqian Mai is about to run away: "Who wants you to teach me how to operate a human skateboard? I'm stepping on a real skateboard, okay?"

"First of all, take off the glasses... This is to replace the joystick."

Sakata Gintoki also had a broken face: "I'm sorry, let me say it from the bottom of my heart, except for you, none of us have this equipment."

"No, I don't have a solution for not wearing glasses!" He only answered Gintoki's words, completely ignoring the Shinpachi (glasses) in his hand and the branch stretching out beside him.So the tragedy happened like this, Shinpachi (glasses) was caught by a branch and thrown out.Takashi Shimura turned his head to look at Shinpachi (glasses) who fell on the ground a few meters away, stretched out his hand and yelled the name of his dear brother: "Xiaoxin~~~~~"

"That's not your Xiaoxin—! I said you two came here sincerely to play tricks, bastard."

"That's not the point," Hijikata Shiro, next to Zazenmai, was angry with his presence: "The first question now is, what about the snowball behind us? Will it turn into a mural if it is rolled over..."

"Mural?" snorted contemptuously, Caiqianmai standing on the skis had black eye sockets, raised his face like a queen contemptuous of the common people, and said: "According to the body structure of the human body, after being surrounded by such a huge and heavy After the snowball rolls over, it will definitely not become a mural, but will become a puddle..."

"That's enough, this is an unscrupulous Gintama anime fan! Don't just bring in the scenes that you can't bear to look at just because the author watched bloody anime like "Killing City". Elementary school students can't hold it anymore! Sakata Gintoki sat on the human skateboard and stretched out his hand to grab Caiqian Mai next to him: "Hurry up and wake up, lady boss! Sure enough, S's ability to bear is too poor, and now he has entered the state of giving up and waiting to die."

At such a desperate moment, another immature voice came: "Silver sauce, are you okay, Lu? I'll go to save you right now~"

Such an immature voice, crappy tone of voice, and the catchphrase "Aru", four people... plus one glasses holder (Shinpachi: You are the glasses holder!), and immediately recognized the voice of Kagura , looking around but did not find a figure.

Sakata Yinshi looked up at the sky and sighed: "Little Kagura, where are you? Come and save Ah Yin!"

"I'm behind you, Aru, it's okay, I will definitely rescue you."

Sakata Gintoki, Zaizen Mai, and Hijikata Shirōro turned their heads slowly with stiff necks, and saw the afterimage of Kagura's immature cheeks faintly visible from the snowball that was rolling down at high speed, and said solemnly: "You guys Wait for me, Aru, and I'll go over and rescue you right away."

Hesitating that the people around him are abnormal, the burden of making complaints was completely handed over to Sakata Gintoki: "No, that's enough! Calm down! Don't come here! You are the starting point of all tragedies, alright? Don't lean over."

With the rapid movement of the snowball, subtle changes took place in the afterimage.Compared with Kagura's tender angelic face, the other face was ashen.Sakata Gintoki recognized that person as Okita Sougo, the captain of the Shinsengumi [-]st Team, and he was saying at this moment: "Anyway, everyone is going to die."

"If you choose to give up, the game will be over, Aru."

"The most painful thing is to hope until the last moment, and then die as usual."

One black and one white, one despair and one optimism destroy Sakata Gintoki's bottom line.

When Caiqianmai returned to normal, there was a shrill scream from behind, and the snowball just flew high and landed with a perfect parabola.The last thing Caiqian saw was long black and smooth hair, and she really wanted to ask that guy with long and smooth hair what kind of shampoo he was using.

The cold snow poured into the collar of the neck, somewhat blocking the mouth and nose.There was a loud noise after the earth-shaking rotation.The huge snowball hit the tree trunk, and the snowball was scattered.Snowflakes falling from the tree trunks fell on everyone.

The author has something to say: Dear friends!I feel... maybe my integrity is still there!

Really, because...

I feel that I haven't lost any of my integrity!Really didn't lose any morals!

This is unscientific, did I eat something bad...