A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

Fatty Wang felt that he would never find a wife in his life.

Compared with tall, rich and handsome, he is short, poor and uncompetitive.He has an average income, and bought a two-bedroom, one-bedroom wedding house with a loan of more than 100 million. The girl who was introduced to him heard that he had a house in the inner ring that was shorter and fatter and more frustrating. Many, either because he felt that the repayment pressure would be too great in the future and gave up, or he changed the way to ask him to promise to add his name on the real estate certificate.This house was bought by their working-class family with most of their savings and loans. Fatty Wang felt that if those girls were really willing to endure hardships with him, it would be no problem to add their names. This is more like a business deal. He wants to find someone who really likes him and cherishes him for the rest of his life. He just waits and waits like this. When he becomes an older man and young man, the number of people around him who introduce him to him gradually decreases. They all say that he is unrealistic.

Fatty Wang doesn't care what the people around him say, his parents are quite enlightened and don't force him.It was also a coincidence. When Fatty Wang was playing online games, he brought along an arrogant apprentice with the online name "Mo Wen". He never spoke in the YY union. In the photo of her in women's clothing, her coquettish and glamorous temperament instantly conquered all members of the union.Fatty Wang didn't catch a cold, he was just tired of the screen-sweeping courtship in the group, but Mo Wen seemed to enjoy this feeling of being sought after by others, and said a few words to others from time to time.Fatty Wang couldn't help it once and said: "Play games, just play games, don't use your presence here." As a result, many female compatriots responded, and the union was instantly divided into two factions.Mo Wen gritted her teeth at Fatty Wang's behavior, and many male compatriots who flattered her also said that Fatty Wang must have deliberately provoked Fatty's courtship.Fatty Wang was so angry that he withdrew from the group.Mo Wen was still not reconciled, and wanted to send a message on Fatty Wang's mobile phone to ask him if he did it on purpose because he liked him and wanted to attract his attention.Fatty Wang thought it was funny and didn't reply on purpose, but Mo Wen was very persistent, one text message a day, and later the content became a diary, what happened today, what did he do, how did he feel.Fatty Wang also changed from directly deleting to keeping it for a few days and then seeing it habitually turning on his mobile phone every day.However, for a period of time, Fatty Wang didn’t receive any news from Mo Wen talking to himself. Fatty Wang only found out after asking his friends in the union that he was cheated out of a large sum of money by a man in the union, and he hasn’t been online recently. , the trade union also retreated.Fatty Wang was very surprised. Although Mo Wen was childish, he was not bad-minded. After hesitating, he still sent a message to greet him. However, after waiting for a long time for no response, Fatty Wang became anxious, worried that Mo Wen, who had a strong self-esteem, might choose some extreme method To deal with it, so I didn't care about the face and made a phone call.The phone rang for a long time, but no one answered it. After a while, Mo Wen replied with a message: "I don't answer the phone." Fatty Wang heaved a sigh of relief and asked him what's wrong, and Mo Wen replied: "I'm dumb." Fatty Wang was stunned After a while Mo Wen sent another message: "Isn't it funny? You're right, I just want to show my presence, pretend to be a normal person, and want to see if there is someone who can stay with me after knowing my flaws. Give up." Fatty Wang looked at it and made a phone call, "Let's be together for two years! Like lovers." Mo Wen was stunned, and Fatty Wang continued: "You can use me to feel your presence and heal your wounds, and I will also Learn to control your bad temper and learn to accommodate. After two years, if you still want to continue, we will meet each other. If you don’t want to continue, just bless each other.” Mo Wen agreed.

After that, the two texted and chatted on the Internet almost every day, and wrote letters to each other from time to time. Occasionally, Fatty Wang called Mo Wen, and he said, Mo Wen listened.Gradually, they can't do without each other, even though they know that the other party must be different from what they imagined.Fatty Wang was indeed impulsive and sympathetic at the beginning, but now, he can't extricate himself from Mo Wen, who is naive, vain, awkward, and inferior.Seeing that the two-year deadline was approaching, Fatty Wang became more and more anxious. He was afraid that Mo Wen would reject him, and he was even more afraid that Mo Wen would accept him because he was afraid of hurting him.He also tentatively asked Mo Wen if he wanted to meet, and Mo Wen said that he was still looking for a job and would wait until it was confirmed.Fatty Wang didn't know what he meant, so he just waited and waited, and finally came the boss's nephew and a letter wrapped in a red envelope. The handwriting was all too familiar: "I'm sorry, I'm not a woman, I'm not dumb, and I'm not dumb. I have been cheated of money. All this is just the result of my self-esteem. But in the past two years, you have taught me the joy of giving and the fear of losing. You said you want to meet, so I want to tell you everything, but When I really saw me, I flinched and pretended to be an unreasonable young master to make you angry. But my cousin said, these will have to be faced sooner or later, and the longer you delay, the less you will forgive me. You got this letter By that time, I had already returned to the hotel and booked a ticket for the next day, if you still want to give me a chance, then come to see me at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. If you don't come, we will follow the previous agreement and bless each other."

Fatty Wang didn't go back. He lied to his parents that something happened to his friend, so he ran to the half-decorated new house and sat on the toilet to smoke.In the previous phone call, my parents said that his "good brother's younger brother" didn't even eat dinner, and said that his brother came to pick him up, so he took a taxi and left.

"What did he say when he left?"

"Say thank you, let you smoke less, go to bed early, and don't eat too much fried food."

"Damn it!" Fatty Wang thought of this and ruthlessly stubbed out the cigarette.The little bastard left this sentence like a will, is he sure that he will not go to him, or is he deliberately playing tricks to soften his heart?

Fatty Wang opened the window, and the smell of smoke gradually dissipated, but the smell of paint made his throat sore.

Fatty Wang stood blankly in front of the window. Occasionally, a firework bloomed in the distance. It was gorgeous and beautiful, but it was fleeting.

The silk curtain of the night was mercilessly taken away by time, revealing the light of a corner of the sky.Fatty Wang witnessed the awakening in this corner outside the window with his bloodshot eyes.

The clock struck seven, Fatty Wang took out the last cigarette but couldn't light it anyway.He washed his face with cold water to wake himself up, but the coldness turned his original dream of being like spring all the year round into an ice sculpture.In the ice sculpture, there is a small but warm house. In the house lived a pair of ordinary young couples, who carefully planned for daily necessities and changed clothes for the birth of their children.After the children got married and started a business, they still lived here, basking in the sun, looking at those yellowed stationery, recalling the past when they were young...

The bell rang eight times, and each sound hit the frozen dream.The fallen fragments cut a hole in his heart, like a mouth full of blood, screaming for help.

There was a faint cry, and Fatty Wang saw the figure curled up at the stairs through the window.He clearly remembered his weight, and the cold liquid he dripped on his neck that night.

The string in Fatty Wang's mind broke. He opened the door and ran out to pull the man into the house. Fatty Wang's hands were cold in his palms. The air conditioner in the room hadn't been installed yet. Fatty Wang took off his down jacket and put it on for him, He rubs his hands.

"Why... have you been following? You didn't go to the hotel?"

The man leaned against the door and cried even more fiercely, as if it was Fatty Wang who pretended to be a woman and a mute.

Fatty Wang couldn't stand the way he was about to pass away from crying, and frantically wiped his tears with his sleeve: "Okay, don't cry, just talk about it if you have something to say."

Qin Sicun choked on his own saliva, coughed for a while, blushed and said:

"What else are you talking about? You've already made up your mind! I have to catch a plane!" As he spoke, he was about to turn the doorknob.

Fatty Wang hurriedly stopped him:

"That's not the case. I just want to wait for you to go back and celebrate the new year..."

The dumb girl I've liked for two years has suddenly turned into a beautiful boy, should people take it easy when encountering such a thing?

"Excuse!" Qin Sicun shook off his hand and said:

"You just don't want to be responsible!"

"I didn't do anything..."

"Wow-"

"Okay, I'm not responsible."

"It was you who said that I would meet again if I wanted to continue in two years!"

"But I thought..."

"Wow-"

"Okay, I'll meet you."

"I've already found a job and want to stay in Shanghai with you!"

"But I'm not gay..."

"Wow-"

"Okay, I am."

After Fatty Wang finished speaking, he always felt that something was wrong, but Qin Sicun kept crying until his brain cells died.

"Why is the paint smell so strong here?"

"It's not being renovated..."

"Why are you decorating now?"

"Didn't you agree to meet this year?" Fatty Wang blushed:

"I wanted to show you the house..."

"Wow-"

"what happened again?"

"The color is so ugly!"

Fatty Wang held his forehead and said:

"Anyway, you go back to celebrate the New Year first, give me some time to prepare mentally, after all, I have liked girls for so many years... Now I can change it if I say it..." Before he could finish speaking, Qin Sicun held his head and covered his mouth.

Rolling and rolling, lips and teeth intertwined.When the kiss was so forgetful, Qin Sicun looked down: "You are twins."

(⊙A⊙)! !

Qin Sicun wiped away his tears, took out a recording pen and smiled harmlessly:

"I recorded everything you said just now. My cousin often said that one must keep one's word."

(⊙A⊙)! !

"I believe you won't lie to me." Qin Sicun took out a bank card from his pocket: "This is what I earned from shooting print ads over the years, and the password is your birthday."

(⊙A⊙)! !

"You repay the commercial loan first, and we will take the rest slowly."

(⊙A⊙)! !

"I booked the plane at [-] o'clock, and my cousin was waiting for me downstairs. I will go back to celebrate the New Year first, and when we come back, we will change the color, knock on the wall, and open it up as the living room. The balcony over there is sealed, which is a good space." The bigger ones will be used as my studio. I have to raise a Samoyed, and I have agreed with my friend that I will go to him to get cubs in the next year. We can go to the park to play Frisbee in the future. I will fly, and you and the Samoyed will pick it up. Whoever snatches it will sleep with me at night."

(⊙A⊙)! !

╭(╯3╰)╮: "Okay, I'm leaving first! I'll talk about other things when I come back."

/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~: "I always feel that something is wrong..."

downstairs.

(≧▽≦)/: "Cousin! Let's go!"

~(@^_^@)~: "Soon!"

(≧▽≦)/: "Thank you cousin, please eat!"

~(@^＿^@)～: "You don't need to eat, you know what to say when you go back this time?"

(≧▽≦)/: "My cousin won't do it, don't force him to go on a blind date."

(╰＿╯)#: 【啪】

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All in all, Fatty Wang's story is a happy one.