A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

There is a kind of person whose IQ and EQ are inversely proportional, such as Sherlock, Xie Er, and Dr. Zhang... You say that Zhang Miao is not smart, he can be admitted to a medical university, has a good eye for investment, and is very good at scoring.You say he is smart!The way he pursues Jiang Yirong has never been normal... Jiang Bin raised his forehead and thought, should he maim this Aladdin in front of him?

Liu Jianshen didn't have Jiang Bin's confusion, got up and held Dr. Zhang's hand and said:

"Heroes see the same thing."

"Jiang Shendeng" slapped it, and "Liu Latin" was honored.Seeing them flirting there, Zhang Miao found it very glaring: "Farewell."

"Wait, you took what I said as nothing?" Jiang Bin stopped him.

Zhang Miao turned to Liu Jianshen and said:

"With him, I'll sell your inflatable doll and return it! Give me half of the money." Then when Jiang Bin stared at Liu Jianshen coldly, he picked up his backpack and ran away.

"Hey, he ran away!" Liu Jianshen pointed at the door, but Jiang Bin was unmoved.

"I didn't buy it, trust me."

stare.

"I just want to support Dr. Zhang's career."

stare.

"Didn't you start that horror series at the time because you wanted to throw yourself into your arms, and kept it at home without opening it?"

stare.

"Anyway, it's not necessary now..."

"That may not be..."

"..."

"The centipede is also your masterpiece, right?"

"I don't know how long Yirong will sleep..."

"A kiss will wake you up."

"?!!"

"You scare me with ghosts and bugs all day long, I want to live with Yirong!" Jiang Bin turned around and opened the door and entered Jiang Yirong's room.However, when Jiang Bin bent down and lowered his head, Jiang Yirong also pouted shyly.

Liu Jianshen: "..."

Jiang Bin: "..."

Jiang Yirong waited for a long time without any movement, opened his eyes dissatisfied and said:

"Didn't you live with me?"

"How much did you hear?" Jiang Bin suddenly became nervous.

"Blow-up doll."

"then you……"

"I know he's gone..." Jiang Yirong stood up and rubbed his painful head: "I don't want to know what he said before."

Jiang Bin's imaginary retelling of the plot was interrupted, which was a good thing, but Jiang Bin did not breathe a sigh of relief.As far as he knew about Jiang Yirong, there were three reasons why he didn't ask: [-]. He hated Zhang Miao to such an extent that even hearing his name was unbearable, so he was not interested in knowing. [-]. He already knew Zhang Miao today. what was said

[-]. He didn't wake up

Judging from Jiang Yirong's posture of falling back on the bed again, smacking his lips with the pillow in his arms and saying "Daughter-in-law, I want to eat dumplings, call me", Jiang Bin thinks it should be the third type.

"Everything is on my side!" Liu Jianshen objected one step ahead of Jiang Bin:

"If you don't get up, we can go!"

Jiang Yirong turned his back to them and made a gesture of "go quickly and don't disturb my rest".

"Call Zhang Miao back after leaving."

Jiang Yirong suddenly sat up and glared at Liu Jianshen who took out his phone.Liu Jianshen drew an arc in mid-air, making a gesture of a gentleman inviting a lady.

Back in the small bungalow, Jiang Yirong threw away the documents he was holding, and threw himself on the sofa, hugged the pillow and rolled, crying, telling the truth about his son-in-law.

Jiang Bin walked to the kitchen and said:

"Come help and dough."

Jiang Yirong then ran over with Jaosn wagging his tail. Jason watched excitedly as a few people were busy in the kitchen, and someone stepped on their tails from time to time, and let out a wail.

"Hey daughter-in-law, do you think my posture of kneading dough is standard? Does it look like..."

"Dung beetle?" After Liu Jianshen finished speaking, Jiang Bin kicked him.

Jiang Bin rolled the dough very smoothly, and Liu Jianshen sighed that Jiang Bin could do this while mixing the stuffing.

"My grandma is from the north." Jiang Bin explained.

Liu Jianshen sprinkled some flour on the table to avoid sticking to the table:

"When did you learn?"

"A long time ago..."

"Do you know me?"

"Hmm..." Jiang Bin blushed:

"You can't go back..."

Liu Jian thought for a while, and he told Jiang Bin that it was a long time ago when he didn't go back, so he leaned over and whispered, "I really want to push you down on the table and eat it wrapped in flour."

The speed of Jiang Yirong and the dough suddenly accelerated, and while running violently, he said in Shanghai dialect: "Oh, the son-in-law of Mao Street, Lu Lailai, will be my forehead, rice, and my slave, and Tefa wants Mi Kong, and get more volumes in the three-dimensional space." "

(Oh, this son-in-law messes around with my daughter in front of me, it's too shameless to throw you out someday!)

The loving Liu Jianshen raised his head:

"What did you say?"

"Is Xianxu hungry? I'll serve you a bowl of noodles!"

"Are you using your morals scattered all over the place?" Jiang Bin really can't stand his old mother.

The dumplings were made by three people together, and it was easy to tell who made the dumplings—the one who was fat and fat and couldn't stand up belonged to Jiang Yirong.The one who is fat and fat and can stand up belongs to Jiang Bin.The one who was fat and fat, couldn't stand up, and lay obscenely on top of Jiang Bin's dumplings belonged to Liu Jianshen.

Many of the first bowl of dumplings that were fished out were broken.The two culprits, a spoonful of Laoganma and a spoonful of vinegar, are delicious.Jiang Bin cooked the extra dumpling wrappers and fed them to Jason. When he was about to cook the second pot, Liu Jianshen put down his chopsticks and followed him into the kitchen to help him: "I'll come! You go eat."

"I'm not hungry." Jiang Bin insisted on serving the people.

How could Liu Jianshen have the nerve to wait for Jiang Bin to serve him like a young master, and grabbed the spoon to help stir the dumplings to prevent the dumplings from sticking to the bottom. "

"You really don't want to go back?" Jiang Bin watched Liu Jianshen's actions, and felt that his heart was also disturbed.

"Um……"

"It's New Year's Eve..."

"I said that it is impossible for me to harm other girls in my life. They didn't believe me and thought I was sick." Liu Jianshen put the lid on the pot: "I tried everything before I knew it was destined. But my parents didn't give up. God forced me to go on a blind date, and insisted that I marry a wife and have children..." Liu Jian sighed deeply: "After I came to Shanghai, they sent relatives to lobby from time to time, my aunt, my nephew..."

Jiang Bin suddenly hugged Liu Jianshen from behind:

"I will accompany you back next year..."

Liu Jian was taken aback.

"I'll go back with you first, you see my parents again..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Jianshen pushed him against the wall and kissed him.The kiss made Jiang Bin's brain hypoxic, and Jiang Yirong ran in to turn off the gas, then put his arms around him and said, "Let Jiang Yirong go back and stay for a night?"

"Fuck!" Jiang Yirong, who was wiping the overflowing water from the stove, vomited blood.

With a thin skin, Jiang Bin pushed Liu Jianshen hard:

"Get out!"

"That's right! Get out! My daughter-in-law said she's done with me!"

Liu Jianshen obediently left the kitchen, went to the living room and picked up the phone from the table:

"Hello? Zhang Miao?"

"Fuck!" Jiang Yirong ran out only to find that Liu Jianshen hadn't dialed at all.Jiang Bin refilled the water and turned on the fire. He watched the two 1.8-meter-zero men running around in the living room playing the game of "Come, come, come and chase me", and finally sighed, squatted down and hugged him. Looking at Jason, he said, "From now on, we can only depend on each other for life."

Jason seemed to understand. He licked Jiang Bin's face and drool, so that when Jiang Bin ate the dumplings, a few dog hairs stuck to his mouth.

"Look, my wife kisses you before kissing the dog, and kisses the dog before kissing you hahahahaha..."

Liu Jianshen stretched his neck and "poohed" into Jiang Yirong's bowl, and then calmly took Jiang Yirong's bowl of dumplings in front of him while Jiang Yirong and Jiang Bin's expressions were burnt by Lei, and ate it slowly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

Jiang Bin also felt that Liu Jianshen was very outrageous:

"Spit it out and pay him back!"

"Pfft——" Jiang Yirong felt that Jiang Bin's way of thinking was getting closer to Zhang Miao's, and he still had to fight by himself.So he picked up Jason, who was squatting next to him, and gave it to Liu Jianshen. Just now, Jaosn only ate the dumpling wrapper. Now he was so excited when he saw the dumpling, he stuck out his tongue and licked it all over...

Liu Jianshen put down his chopsticks, saw that Jiang Yirong picked up Jason and carried Jason back to the ground, calmly pushed the bowl aside, went to the kitchen to find a plastic lunch box, and poured all the dumplings into it.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Yirong couldn't understand.

"For Wang Xinyu, my nephew is eating at his house."

Jiang Bin and Jiang Yirong tweeted at the same time.

"My nephew spat on my face when he was one year old, broke my model airplane when he was four years old, thought the schoolbag I gave him was ugly when he was eight years old, said that I will definitely be bald when he was 12 years old, When I was 15 years old, I was asked to see an old military doctor... As for Wang Xinyu..." Liu Jianshen turned to look at Jiang Bin, Jiang Bin was terrified by the fact that he must repay him.

"Are you really a party of the Air Force Association that day?"

Jiang Bin thumped in his heart, thinking how did Liu Jianshen know about his undercover work? Su Maili probably didn't tell him, so could it be that Fatty Wang said it himself?

But Liu Jianshen didn't continue this topic. He just turned on the TV to watch the rerun of the Spring Festival Gala, and called Wang Xinyu to get some dumplings.Fatty Wang's house is not far from Liu Jianshen. After hearing what Liu Jianshen said to Dumplings, he was shocked and rushed over on his bicycle. When he saw that the person who opened the door was Jiang Bin, he was stunned, and then said, "I don't want to die." Will tell the third person that I understand the rules, don't kill me to silence" complex expressions.Jiang Bin raised his forehead, and Liu Jianshen walked behind him and politely invited Fatty Wang to come in.Fatty Wang was terrified at first, but he was relieved when he heard Liu Jianshen said that there were too many dumplings and his house was close to him. Of course, the dumplings for Fatty Wang were made by Jiang Bin separately. Fatty Wang couldn't help it. After tasting one, he was about to praise a few words when he heard Liu Jianshen call out, "Nephew and daughter-in-law." Fatty Wang choked.Jiang Bin hurriedly poured him a glass of water, and gave Liu Jian a deep look by the way.

"We're all one family, don't hide anything from now on." Liu Jianshen covered Fatty Wang's lunch box and said kindly.

Fatty Wang's legs gave way and he almost knelt down. He looked at Jiang Bin bitterly. Jiang Bin quickly shook his head and said that it was definitely not him who leaked the secret, and he didn't know how Liu Jianshen knew about the undercover.

"Here, take it!" Liu Jianshen handed Fatty Wang a red envelope.

Fatty Wang burst into tears instantly:

"I dare not!"

"Take it!" Liu Jianshen stuffed the red envelope into Fatty Wang's pocket:

"Use this to buy personal accident insurance." After a pause:

"The beneficiary writes me."

Fatty Wang knelt down:

"Your Majesty, spare me!" TAT

"Writing about Jiang Bin is also possible."

"Your Majesty, be kind!" TAT

"You can also write Jason."

"Wow woof woof!" TAT

Jason excitedly licked Fatty Wang's drool all over his face.

In the end, Fatty Wang tremblingly left with a red envelope and dumplings in his hands. Jiang Bin felt that Liu Jianshen was too vengeful, which was not a good sign, so he persuaded him, "He is also for work..."

Liu Jianshen nodded:

"I know."

"Then you still...?"

"There's no money in there."

Jiang Bin & Jiang Yirong: (⊙o⊙)!

"It's a letter from my cousin."

Jiang Bin & Jiang Yirong: (⊙o⊙)! !

"They have been dating online for almost two years."

Jiang Bin & Jiang Yirong: (⊙o⊙)! ! !

"It's just that Wang Xinyu has always thought that my cousin is a woman."