A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

After a busy day, Liu Jianshen fulfilled his promise and took Jiang Xiaobin to see Miao Keqing.Of course, because Miao Keqing lived at her parents' house these days, Liu Jianshen called her in advance and asked her to meet at a nearby cafeteria.

Miao Keqing is a very punctual girl, and she arrived 10 minutes early. When she saw Jiang Bin waving her paw vigorously, she suddenly felt much better.

"Why do you remember caring about me?" Miao Keqing said this to the two of them, but she knew in her heart that it must be Jiang Bin who started it.

Liu Jianshen handed the coffee he had brought in advance to Miao Keqing and said:

"See if our project director is really sick."

Miao Keqing accepted it with a smile:

"I'm just pretending to be sick, what's wrong with you?"

Liu Jianshen took the coffee in front of Jiang Bin, replaced it with hot chocolate and said:

"Bring the center mascot to condolences to you."

The "mascot" protested by blowing his hair, and the two owners stretched out their hands to smooth the hair. After being appeased, the "mascot" decided to fill his stomach first.While Jiang Bin was going to get food, Liu Jianshen went straight to the point and said, "He Yang came to me again later, what did you think? If you don't have such thoughts about him, it's better to be straightforward."

Miao Keqing has been worrying about this question for the past few days. Although she was a little uncomfortable being asked, she still asked seriously: "How can I refuse so that he understands that I am really refusing and not just wanting to refuse?"

Liu Jian took a deep look at Jiang Bin who was always sneaking around in the crowd:

"Since you directly reject him and think that you want to refuse and greet, why don't you just refuse and greet..."

"Boss, are you despising my IQ? Be careful, I will tell Jiang Xiaobin that you actually..."

Speaking of this, Miao Keqing stopped suddenly, and together with Liu Jianshen, they cast their eyes on the extra leg under the square table diagonally opposite.The fifth "table leg" lifts the plate over the head, covering the small face and acting as a shiitake mushroom...

Liu Jianshen and Miao Keqing fell silent at the same time. Fortunately, many group buying buffets came to this buffet today, and they were all busy picking food, so few paid attention to their table.Miao Keqing finally withdrew her gaze, pretended to be chatting with Liu Jianshen, pulled Liu Jianshen's hand under the table and wrote on his palm with her index finger: "Boss, use the part of your body that most resembles a mushroom to make this mushroom safe!"

Just as Liu Jianshen was about to reply, his expression changed slightly, and he wrote on Miao Keqing's palm: "Don't look back, He Yang is behind you."

Miao Keqing froze, then her expression changed and she wrote in Liu Jianshen's palm:

"Don't look back, He Jian is behind you."

Then the two of them thought together that He Yang should be staying downstairs of Miao Keqing, and he followed here when she came out, while He Jian probably stayed downstairs in the service center, and followed Jiang Bin when he came out in Liu Jianshen's car. here...

The two of them lowered their heads with their heads full of black lines and glanced at the little friend Jiang who was still packing mushrooms from the corner of his eye. Jiang Bin didn't know why the two suddenly became silent, and tried to stretch his neck to hear more clearly. Suddenly, the two people who were teleported to the front crossed their arms one by one on the left and one on the right, and then rushed out through the crowd.However, just a few steps out of the gate, Jiang Bin and Miao Keqing were grabbed by someone respectively. Because of inertia, they almost pulled Liu Jianshen to the ground. Steady center of gravity.

Jiang Bin looked back at He Yang who was holding him, and Miao Keqing looked back at He Jian who was holding him. After a moment of silence, he realized that these two caught the wrong person in a rush through the crowd.

Jiang Bin and Miao Keqing looked at the person in front of them, and they were afraid of evil, but they grabbed each other and raised their feet at the same time.He Jian had practiced before, so he managed to dodge sideways, but unexpectedly, Miao Keqing's hand was so strong that when he pulled him over, he just said "ahhhh".Jiang Bin had also practiced before, so He Yang didn't even have a chance to get kicked in the crotch and squatted down in pain. Jiang Bin then took advantage of the chaos to tease He Jian.

Liu Jianshen saw that the two were in such a hurry to lift their legs and feet, it was inconvenient, and Jiang Xiaobin, who was obviously at a disadvantage in the second half, pulled Miao Keqing and ran to the parking lot.When Liu Jianshen started the car and drove away at the fastest speed, the two people in the back still felt unsatisfactory and barked their teeth and claws through the window.

Feeling helpless, Liu Jian stepped on the gas pedal and ignored the electronic dog's warning and ran through a red light. Only then did Miao Keqing, who finally calmed down, say, "Jiang Xiaobin, why did you kick him just now?"

Although Miao Keqing was busy biting He Jian just now, she was startled by Jiang Bin's behavior.Although He Yang is annoying her all the time, Jiang Bin will not be so ruthless...

Jiang Bin was taken aback by the question. He couldn't say that he already knew about He Yang's mess back then, so he had a grudge against him and took the opportunity to take revenge, right?Just now I was only thinking about venting myself, but now I don't know how to smooth things over, so I simply changed the subject and said: "Then sister Qing, why did you bite that person?" There was a row of clear tooth marks, and there seemed to be blood.

Miao Keqing was also taken aback by the question. She couldn't say that she had known Jiang Bin's hard-working relationship story from Jiang Bin's senior sister and her best friend Tang Yun, and had seen He Zha Zha's photos, so she had hated him for a long time. right?

The two looked at each other for a moment, Jiang Bin suddenly pointed at Liu Jianshen and said, "The boss asked me to kick him!"

The car body rushed forward, Liu Jianshen turned his head speechlessly, and Miao Keqing echoed: "Me, me too!"

Liu Jianshen was a little out of breath for a moment, but faced with the persuasive gazes cast by the two at the same time, he could only twitch the corners of his mouth and acquiesce to the bad name.

Later, Liu Jianshen, who was sure that there was no car following him, found a parking lot to park.

After getting out of the car, the two still felt that they hadn't pretended enough, and they said in a naive and even a sense of justice tone: "Boss, why did you do this?"

Liu Jianshen suddenly calmed down, and pressed the remote control to lock the car door:

"Because I aborted for them..."

Jiang Bin and Miao Keqing tweeted at the same time.

Liu Jian squatted down halfway without changing his expression, and checked the wear of the tires: "You don't need to hit it this time, just change it." After saying that, he led the two who hadn't reacted yet to go outside.

Is he easy these days?Jiang Bin, who was kept in the dark, questioned his driving skills while making sharp turns and brakes all day long in order to get rid of He Jian, who was obsessed with stalking.

After that, the three of them ate something together in a small shop, but because they had their own thoughts, they didn't talk about relationship issues any more. They only had an in-depth exchange of views on China's food safety issues.

He Jian, who has a clear tooth mark on his hand, squinted expressionlessly at He Yang who had been squatting there for nearly a quarter of an hour. When He Yang was finally able to speak, he raised his head and said to him, "What are you and Ke Qing?" relation?"

Even in the most painful moment, what He Yang thinks about is such a question that is closely related to his beloved woman.

He Jian himself did not understand why Miao Keqing, a woman whom he had never met before, hated him so much, but he also felt that he would not believe the person in front of him if he said he did not know Miao Keqing, so he remained silent.

"If you don't answer, then I won't remind you of your most pressing problem right now."

He Jian felt that He Yang's words were very inexplicable. What's wrong with him?Even if there is a problem, why should He Yang remind him?Could it be that He Yang and Jiang Bin are very familiar with each other and know the inside story?

The two of them just stood one by one and squatted down, turning their minds on each other, until the lobby manager of the cafeteria strode out and said to He Jian, who had a high rate of turning heads, "Sir, you insist on standing at our gate." If so, please zip up your trousers..."

He Jian lowered his head and saw his open trousers and the black underwear exposed inside, and finally understood what Jiang Bin was teasing him just now...

He Jian's action when he closed the door was as elegant and calm as pressing the corner of his mouth with a tissue after eating western food: "You just said you want to remind me of this?"

He Yang secretly admired He Jian's calmness, stood up and straightened his suit with a graceful smile: "So many people turned around and you didn't notice, you are really a narcissistic master."

He Jian looked at him coldly, and the two of them were in a stalemate for a while. The relatively experienced He Yang said, "Let's stop playing charades here. You also have something to ask me, so let's talk in another place?"

This remark hit the point. He Jian really wanted to know about the relationship between He Yang and Jiang Bin. He really had nowhere to start, so the two of them went to the parking lot together to pick up the car.