A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

Jiang Bin was most afraid of this kind of myriads. In his panic, he didn't realize that he was howling with his legs crossed around the boss's waist and his arms around his neck.Liu Jianshen had planned it long ago, so his energy was completely concentrated below the waist and above the thighs.Therefore, when Jiang Bin was shaking and found that the insect had disappeared, he finally felt that there seemed to be something hard against his heat sink.

Jiang Bin glanced down, his face flushed instantly.The heart is all his own fault, a big man is afraid of insects, and he still uses this koala posture to wrap around his boss Liu Jianshen and rub against his most sensitive parts, which makes him so embarrassed.

"Well, boss... I'm sorry... I..."

Liu Jianshen really didn't want to let go of this delicious rabbit whose face was flushed with shame, but it was too early to say anything, so he put a force on Jiang Bin's waist in a very upright manner, making him fall safely to the ground.

"It's okay." After finishing speaking, he took a change of clothes with a calm face and walked into the bathroom proudly.

Hearing the sound of rushing water, Jiang Bin blushed even more when he thought about what Liu Jianshen was doing inside, and thought that he must find a chance to make up for the boss.

After Liu Jianshen came out refreshed, seeing Jiang Bin on the sofa holding his face in thought, he laughed a little and said, "What are you thinking about? Go wash up and sleep!"

Jiang Bin raised his head and said:

"Boss, I want to go see Miss Keqing tomorrow..."

Liu Jianshen felt a headache when he heard this:

"After all, this is her private matter, not to mention that according to her personality, she probably doesn't want you to know her past."

Jiang Bin thought for a while and nodded seriously:

"That's right. If I go, she will know that it's the boss who leaked her privacy."

Liu Jian choked deeply. Although it was immoral for him to disclose Miao Keqing's love history to Jiang Bin without authorization, he really did not expect Jiang Bin to beat him up.Looking at Jiang Bin's bright little eyes, Liu Jianshen felt that he had committed a crime and couldn't live with it.

"I'll take you there after get off work tomorrow."

Jiang Bin grinned:

"Boss, don't worry, I will never be as outspoken as you are!"

At this moment, Liu Jianshen wished he could show his true colors and bite that tender little neck.

Jiang Bin was not very worried that Liu Jianshen would take advantage of his position to retaliate against him. He was really worried about Miao Keqing's current state. Although he knew that he would not be of much help if he went, it was better than idling by.

Afterwards, Jiang Bin refused Liu Jianshen's help, took a bath by himself with difficulty, and came out enthusiastically only to find that Liu Jianshen was making a double bed in the bedroom: "It's getting colder tonight, just this quilt, you'd better sleep here! I'll be careful not to crush you."

Jiang Bin walked over and sat down on the soft bed, feeling very comfortable, but he was afraid of the cat, so he nodded in agreement.Liu Jianshen hugged Jiang Xiaobin, who fell asleep quickly, thinking that he would not let him experience that kind of long-lasting pain again in the future.

After a good night's sleep until dawn, Jiang Xiaobin could already smell the aroma of fermented rice, eggs and siu mai when he was called up by Liu Jianshen.Jiang Bin finished eating happily, prepared lunch for the two of them, and then followed Liu Jianshen to the service center.

The lecture was on this Saturday, and Jiang Bin urged the advertising company to give him the electronic finalized draft early in the morning, and quickly finished the background board and the roll-up banner and delivered it on Friday morning, so that he could rush to the multi-function hall downstairs to set up the venue .Liu Jianshen was quite satisfied with Jiang Bin's busy work, so he didn't care about the details and left it to him to handle everything.

At noon, Jiang Bin and Liu Jianshen sat on the chairs on the balcony basking in the sun while having dinner and couldn't help asking: "Boss, will my salary be raised after working for a year?"

Liu Jianshen picked up a piece of stinky tofu and took a bite, saying "Mmm".Jiang Bin was so excited, his eyes lit up and he said, "In what ways?"

Liu Jian swallowed the stinky tofu deeply, looked at the little flowers blooming on the lawn downstairs and said:

"Before tax, after tax."

Jiang Bin didn't quite understand, what did Liu Jianshen mean that the basic salary would rise as a whole after one year?

At this time, Li Datu, who was leaning on the balcony window and listening to the corner, just came back early from the cafeteria, asked Fatty Wang next to him in a low voice: "What does the boss mean? I have been working for more than a year and I haven't seen any growth!"

"Of course you won't go up!" Fatty Wang said very contemptuously:

"The boss is talking about - 'before bedtime', 'after bedtime'."

Li Datu patted his shiny forehead and suddenly realized, but at this moment he heard a majestic voice above his head: "Wang Xinyu——"

Fatty Wang trembled, immediately got up and cupped his fists and said:

"Chen is here!"

Liu Jian, who had noticed the two sneaking around there a long time ago, said in a deep voice:

"One plus one equals how much?"

Fatty Wang with a guilty conscience was asked inexplicably, and tremblingly glanced at Liu Jianshen: "I thought... it was Er..."

Liu Jian narrowed his eyes deeply:

"You know too much." After saying that, he winked at Li Datu, and Li Datu immediately dragged the screaming "second-rate" Fatty Wang to the men's room.

What will be repeated next is a relatively perverted corporate culture in the service center. Once a male compatriot disobeys the holy will or offends the public, he will be dragged to the bathroom by other male colleagues to squeeze into the corner.The gay men in the project department are never tired of such "fraternal cannibalism" "family law". This may be a relatively naive but extremely attractive way of tossing about today because they didn't have fun in middle school.

After Fatty Wang came back with flimsy steps, he happened to meet other colleagues who had returned from a nearby shopping mall. After being praised, "Fatty, you seem to have lost weight", he couldn't help but burst into tears.

Here Jiang Yirong leaned his head and said to the nurse at the front desk:

"I'm looking for Dr. Zhang Miao."

The little nurse didn't even look up:

"Go straight and turn left."

Jiang Yirong was a little puzzled, but he didn't dare to ask more questions. He walked straight obediently, turned left, and entered the bathroom.

Jiang Yirong went in and saw that the facilities were not right. When he turned around and saw the pink sign, he broke out in a cold sweat. Just as he was about to exit, he saw a white young man in a white coat dozing off on the toilet in the small room closest to the door...

This person...is the same as what Jiang Bin described, but why is it such a coincidence?Not only the name is the same, but even the appearance is a bit like his junior high school classmate "Zhang Miao". However, it has been more than ten years, and Jiang Yirong did not dare to step forward to recognize each other rashly, and stepped back again, accidentally kicking his heel aside. On the mop, the mop fell down very delicately, and the loud sound also awakened the dreamer on the toilet.

Dr. Zhang Miao slowly opened his eyes, and said in a chilling tone in response to the echo from the bathroom: "The person who disturbed my system restoration..." Pause:

"Buy sanitary napkins without stickiness!"

Jiang Yirong was shocked by this domineering curse, covered his heart and said:

"So deep internal power!!!"

Doctor Zhang Miao shook his white coat, got up and walked to Jiang Yirong:

"Who is coming?"

Jiang Yirong clasped his fists, and said with a lot of air:

"This is the shopkeeper of the online store 'Coquette' that I talked to my husband a few days ago——Jiang? Yi? Yevskirong!"

Zhang Miao narrowed his eyes and looked at Jiang Yirong for a moment:

"How did you know that I live in seclusion here?"

Jiang Yirong glanced at the mirror to make sure that no female compatriots came in behind him:

"Sir, why not take a step to speak!"

So the two swaggered out of the women's toilet, and walked into the surgeon's office around the corner amidst the screams of the old lady.

Zhang Miao closed the door and pointed his index finger:

"sit."

So the two men sat on the snow-white hospital bed side by side.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Miao took a sip of the cold tea on one side of the cabinet.

Jiang Yirong also picked up a paper cup beside him to drink, but Zhang Miao said:

"That's for testing."

Jiang Yirong shook his hand and spilled a few drops, then hurriedly put it back and pulled a few paper towels to wipe his hands.Zhang Miao thoughtfully handed over a few alcohol cotton balls, and Jiang Yirong thanked him: "Then I will make a long story short! I said goodbye to my husband on the phone that day, and then I knew that my husband had mixed up the goods by accident, so I came to replace them in person. I am quite In order to be touched, I came to pay a visit after getting the name of Mr.! I hope I can form such a friendship with Mr. Wang!"

Zhang Miao nodded and said:

"Go out and make an appointment, come in when it's your turn."

Jiang Yirong was taken aback for a moment, then he heard Zhang Miao say unhurriedly:

"It's my outpatient time now, just chatting in bed is worth the money."

Jiang Yirong froze, always felt that this was something a special professional said to a customer, so he could only argue with reason: "Then what, which junior high school did you study in?"

"Knowledge."

"Damn it! You are really Zhang Miao! I am Jiang Yirong!"

Zhang Miao frowned and looked at Jiang Yirong carefully:

"Glass ball?"

"Bladder brother!"

"What a coincidence..." Zhang Miao said to himself.

"No coincidence is a book!"

"No matter how coincidentally you have to register."

Jiang Yirong was discouraged, and hurriedly asked the key point:

"Old classmate, do you know Dr. Shu Heshu?"

Zhang Miao glanced at Jiang Yirong, got up and walked inside.Jiang Yirong followed inexplicably, and saw Zhang Miao holding out a bottle filled with brown liquid from a cabinet in a small warehouse inside: "This is Shuhe..."

"what?"

"Part of it." Zhang Miao pointed to the unknown object in the bottle:

"This is the appendix I cut off for him back then."

"..."

"He usually picks up customers at the diagonally opposite door. Unfortunately, today he is helping someone else with diarrhea. You have to wait until night to find him. Why don't you use this first to relieve the pain of lovesickness."

"..."

"If you have any questions, please register outside."

Jiang Yirong stood there for a long time, and finally pointed at the bottle of brown liquid tremblingly and said, "Is this formalin?"

"No." Zhang Miao said in a slightly lazy tone:

"This is medicinal wine." After thinking for a while, he said:

"Do you want to drink? Doctor Shu's taste is much better than the director's."

Jiang Yirong turned around abruptly, and rushed out the door screaming.