I open the underworld canteen to continue my life

The other fish were marinated and hadn't been put into the pan yet. Si Nanxing felt that this kind of fish had the best crispy taste when it was just out of the pan.

He staggered out of the kitchen, only to find that Si Nantian was sitting at the door of the kitchen with a small bench in his hand, holding a bowl of stewed pork rice, but he didn't move for a long time.

Si Nanxing called him: "Why are you squatting at the door to eat? Why don't you serve the table?"

Si Nantian turned his head quietly, with a disheveled expression on his face, and it was only then that Si Nanxing realized that there was something wrong.He thought for a while, then said hesitantly, "Are you scared? By whom?"

"I've recovered." Si Nantian calmly described what he had just seen, "Just now you were cooking inside, the door was not open, no one came in, and you suddenly said to your back, 'You came in time' ..."

"I just watched you talking into the air behind you, as if there was a person standing there, and handed out a token, and then a female ghost appeared!"

"She just walked around me, saying that I should be more reliable than a fox in carrying things, and asked me what kind of monster I am. I don't know whether I should show that I can see her, I, I..."

He wanted to cry without tears, "I'm just an ordinary person who firmly believes in materialism! Why should I face these things!"

It turned out that I was scared.

Si Nanxing cleared his throat with a guilty conscience: "You child, why are you still holding on? You scream when you are afraid..."

Sha Ya also raised his head from his rice bowl, a little embarrassed: "Well, I didn't expect there to be an ordinary person in this yard, I thought it was a monster from somewhere, who was dormant by the little boss's cooking skills and decided to stay. help cook."

"I'm not afraid!" Si Nantian emphasized, "I'm in the throes of a broken worldview, it's a psychological pain!"

"And you all acted so calmly that it made me think that if you make a fuss at this time, maybe I have more problems..."

"Yes, yes, yes." Si Nanxing patted his head affectionately, and added two tiger eggs to him.

Si Nantian scratched his head: "Well, it's actually not a big deal. The world view can also be restructured. After all, human cognition develops dialectically."

Li Miao rolled her eyes, and fell to the ground clutching her heart with an ouch: "My view is broken, ouch, my heart hurts so much, little boss, please help me—"

Chui Fang bared his teeth: "Tsk, how can you vixen pretend to be a seductress by pretending to be sick? Why are you so upset?"

Li Miao couldn't bear him laughing at her acting skills: "I'm twitching! Do you understand twitching!"

The starling landed on the eaves, screaming "Ah! Ah! Ah!" three times, and Si Nanxing raised his head: "It's time to open the door."

"Xiaotian, take the rice and eat inside, there will be many ghosts in a while, don't be scared."

Si Nantian silently sat in the room with his rice bowl in his hand, Zhu Youjun nodded his head, "Ordinary people are less likely to be entangled with ghosts, which can easily lead to disasters."

Sha Ya raised his head immediately: "Little boss, don't worry! I will definitely stay ten meters away from your brother!"

Lord Zhuyou didn't want to scare him: "Don't worry, I've read his fate, he is upright, he is full of yang energy, and he is strong and healthy. Generally, there will be no major problems. If it was in the past, he was a cultivator. Good seed."

Si Nanxing was opening the door and smiled back: "Now is a good seed for building socialism."

Zhu Youjun stared at the squirrel mandarin fish for a while. This dish was so beautifully prepared that he couldn't bear to eat it for a while.

Li Miao was a little moved. He originally thought that he didn't like fish very much, and he was not very good at picking, so he didn't order this big dish.But now smelling the sweet and sour aroma from Mr. Zhuyou, he couldn't help but look around a few more times.

"I think you, little boss, should be able to cure the problem of picky eaters. There will be nothing bad to eat when you make it!"

Zhu Youjun stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of fish, deep-fried until the golden skin was covered with sauce, and the tender white fish was exposed at the fracture. When he put it into his mouth, the tip of his tongue touched the sweet and sour sauce. The skin, and the tender fish meat, can't help but want to use the second chopsticks.

Li Miao sucked shamefully: "Little boss, is it really too late for me to order now? You can sit on the ground and raise the price!"

Si Nanxing spread his hands: "There is no fish."

Mr. Zhuyou stopped eating half of the fish, and left half of the fish behind. Sinanxing said "Huh", "Don't Mr. Zhuyou like sweet and sour food?"

"Cough." Zhu Youjun cleared his throat, "I invited a guest today, so I have to leave some for him."

Just now I just wanted to taste the taste, but I didn't expect to eat half of it as soon as I recovered. Si Nanxing must not let Si Nanxing know about this kind of thing.

"Mr. Zhuyou, why didn't you say it earlier? If I knew it, I would have added two more dishes for you. Would you like some wine?" Si Nanxing quickly recalled his small warehouse, searching for any temporary additions.

Zhu Youjun shook his head: "No, his job is of a special nature, so he is not allowed to drink and drive."

Si Nanxing was curious: "What job? Driver?"

Zhu Youjun pondered for a moment: "Almost."

Li Miao just stuffed a large spoonful of stewed pork rice into his mouth, the rice was wrapped in a rich brown-red sauce, the soft, glutinous and fragrant small pieces of stewed pork were paired with fragrant shallot crisps...

"Hmm!" Li Miao almost bit her tongue, and mixed in with their topic vaguely, "Is there a driver in the underworld? Which ghost is so advanced and can enter the underworld by car? What is it, is the sedan chair a spirit?" ?”

Mr. Zhuyou thought for a while, and found that his understanding of his colleagues was really shallow, he hesitated and said, "He should be... a turtle? A turtle?"

This thing also seems to involve Li Miao's knowledge blind spot: "How do you usually divide this?"

Si Nanxing rubbed his chin: "The soft-shelled turtle is what is commonly known as a soft-shelled turtle. It can be eaten, but I have never seen one eat a turtle."

Zhu Youjun nodded: "That shouldn't be eaten, it's a turtle."

The fox laughed heartlessly: "I've never seen such a division, so I can eat it! Hahaha!"

A door was drawn in midair, and a huge tortoise head in the shape of a dragon and covered with blue scales protruded from the void. Li Miao's laughter stopped abruptly, and she quickly retracted her neck and put her tail between her legs to look like a fox.

Chu Fang sneered: "Why don't you laugh?"

Li Miao tried to hide her face behind the bowl, and lowered her voice with tears in her eyes: "Who knew he was talking about Lord Du'er! That's the legendary black turtle! It is rumored that Zhen Xuanwu, one of the four gods, has already cultivated He said it was the driver, and he said what bastards and turtles... Who would have thought of it!"

Mr. Du'e poked out a huge tortoise head, and it seemed that he was still trying to move slowly into the courtyard, Mr. Zhuyou stopped him: "Slow down."

"You plan to come in like this?"

Mr. Du'er's voice buzzed: "What's wrong?"

Zhu Youjun frowned: "If you step down, this yard will disappear."

Mr. Du'er was stuck, and his voice sounded a little aggrieved: "Then what should I do? Do I have to transform into a human form to eat? I don't like transforming into a human form, and I have to wear clothes."

"Can I just eat like this? You can pour the food into my mouth."

After he finished speaking, he immediately opened his mouth wide, Zhu Youjun stared at him for a while, stood up and poured the remaining half of squirrel mandarin fish into his mouth.

Si Nanxing felt that his mouth could not fit ten fish between his teeth, and half a fish seemed pitifully small.

Mr. Du'er closed his mouth, but he didn't see him chewing, and swallowed it with a thump. Si Nanxing watched him slowly open his eyes, and suddenly raised his head and let out an earth-shattering roar. , Zhu Youjun reached out his hand to protect Sinanxing's ears in time, so that he wouldn't be scared.

Lord Zhuyou had a stinky face, and the blood-colored branches entangled to form a wooden ring, and suddenly tightened his mouth towards Lord Du'e, directly shutting his mouth in a physical sense.

"Woo!" Du E-jun shook the wooden ring on his mouth.

Lord Zhuyou showed a worried face: "To make such a commotion in the world, do you want to attract all Taoist monks?"

Mr. Du E lowered his head guiltyly.

Si Nanxing stood up to smooth things over: "He definitely didn't do it on purpose, right? Mr. Du'er, just nod if you don't call me."

The huge tortoise head nodded slowly twice immediately.

Only then did Zhu Youjun accept the ring for Si Nanxing's sake.

"I've never eaten such a delicious fish, even though it's very small." Mr. Du E smacked his mouth, wanting more, he suddenly lowered his head, almost touching the ground, so that he could look at Si Nanxing, "You've grown up. "

"Every time I see you, you are only that big. Other human cubs are fat and fat, and you are all skinny."

Si Nanxing was stunned for a moment, and actually saw some kindness from the face of a giant tortoise. He scratched his head awkwardly: "Ah..."

"Eat more, you have to live well this time, otherwise there will be no next time." Du Erjun confessed to him, and then asked eagerly, "Is there any fish?"

"No, don't look at the kitchen. The fish in the kitchen is ordered by others, and you won't eat it after you smell it." Zhu Youjun was stern and selfless.

Si Nanxing smiled and asked, "Do you want meat? There's braised pork rice too."

"Let's have some." Mr. Du'e felt a little regretful, but he didn't force it. He opened his mouth wide again and waited to be fed. Mr. Zhuyou poured a portion of stewed pork rice with side dishes into his mouth.

He behaved himself this time, closed his mouth and narrowed his eyes comfortably to enjoy the food: "This is delicious, much better than raw meat."

At this time, the servants who became regular customers also came in groups of two or three, and it was not surprising that there was another Ten Lords of the Hades here to eat.They secretly thought, maybe one day they will come, and they will be able to see the Emperor of the Hades sitting here eating.

The errand who ordered the squirrel mandarin fish yelled, and Si Nanxing deep-fried the fish, poured hot sauce on it, and brought it to the table from the kitchen.

Mr. Du E watched eagerly all the way, and sighed: "Let's have another braised pork rice, is there any fish for tomorrow?"

Si Nanxing glanced at Sha Ya, and Sha Ya woke up like a dream: "Here is tomorrow's menu!"

Tomorrow's set menu: Potato stewed noodles, oil gluten, stir-fried bean sprouts, whitebait egg drop soup.

Big dish reservation: spicy crayfish.

A few crayfish are not enough to satisfy your appetite, so you have to order one by one, but Si Nanxing secretly looked at Mr. Du E, he probably doesn't spit out the shells when he eats lobsters.

Mr. Du Er glanced over, only seeing "shrimp" and "fish", and immediately became happy again: "I want to order this! Crayfish! Set meal is also required!"

"Don't forget to deliver the food." Zhu Youjun glanced at him, then looked at Sinanxing, "I joined the group, you send in the daily menu when the time comes, and give the ordered takeaway to Mr. Du'er. I will automatically charge the fee to your account."

Mr. Du Er nodded before Si Nanxing: "Don't worry, I will definitely not eat their food. But... I have to be full before I can deliver the food."

"Is there any more? Braised pork rice, I want to keep it in my mouth, take it home and let them smell how delicious it is!"

Si Nanxing was silent for a while, and secretly asked Zhu Youjun: "Will he not be beaten like this?"

"It doesn't matter." Zhu Youjun was indifferent, "His shell is thick."

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to label this article as "cute pets", but my friend asked me which cute pets I have.

Me: Fox, kitten...

Friend: Hmm.

Me: Crow...

Jiyou: Huh?

Me: big turtle...

Friends: Huh huh?

Me: old tree...

Jiyou: I advise you to stop as soon as possible.

感谢在2021-02-0403:20:59~2021-02-0420:57:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Sulan; 2 bottles of Jiqin; 1 bottle of late summer, Niyatopu, あさらひかり, and lazy man; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard !