Daily life of roommates

After Gou Yi rushed out of the bar, all thoughts were lost, and he wanted to find someone from the university dormitory to come out and cry or something, but how could he be unlucky--this didn't go well.

He called Shao Lang, and Shao Lang's agent answered, saying that he was working because he loved himself first, and took the opportunity to say to him: "Mr. Gou, I have to kindly remind you—it's better not to have too much contact with Shao Lang recently." It's better to be intimate, you just had such a scandal, it's not good for the media to catch you."

Gou Yi had no choice but to drink hatred.

He asked Pang Meng for help again, but Pang Meng never answered the phone.Gou Yi wiped his tears while beating, and finally someone picked it up, and it was indeed his chubby concubine Tong Zhuo.

Tong Zhuo gasped and roared in a low voice: "We are sleeping, why are you always arguing?!" He hung up after speaking.

Gou Yi was stunned, with tears streaming down his face for a moment, and then scolded over the phone: "Go to sleep! You guys are just having fun! Seeing sex and forgetting friends!"

Then he thought, then call that guy Xiao Yuejian, and ask him to do something for himself to avoid evil or something.

This time Xiao Yuejian picked it up by herself, and she didn't do any messy things with messy people.

Gou Yi cried and said, "Where are you?"

Xiao Yuejian thought for a while and said, "On the way."

Gou Yi said, "Where are you going?"

Xiao Yuejian paused again, "Go to the place where the eyesight is out of reach."

Gou Yi became irritable: "Fuck you! Are you going to die?! On the way to Huangquan, can you return home with your youthful companion!!"

Xiao Yuejian said: "From a macro point of view, it's really like this. People, after being born and living, end in death. That small box is our eternal home..."

Gou Yi hung up the phone, and pissed a few times unluckily, he was already ashamed to death, and he wanted to discuss this black thing with that magic stick!

In the end, he could only find Wanfuhe as his backer.He actually didn't really want to find Wanfuhe. This person has too many eyes. Although he looks good at taking care of others on the outside, in fact he was busy working to earn money when he was in college, and he was very busy working after graduation. The woman is the daughter-in-law.

But now I can't be so picky, Wanfuhe is better than other cats and dogs.

He called and was afraid of being rejected by the last roommate, so he cried, "Come and stay with me now! If you don't want me, I'll die!!"

Wanfuhe paused and said in a low voice, "What's wrong with you? What happened?"

Gou Yi said: "They all look down on me! Do you also look down on me?! You think my job is not as good as you, and without you I will please the boss! I always meet bad men when I am looking for a partner! Do you think I am a bit cheap? ?!"

Wan Fuhe was in the passenger seat of the car, and the boss was sitting behind him, and he didn't know if Gou Yi's barking was heard by the boss, he didn't want to give the impression that he was dealing with private matters during business hours.

But Gou Yi's mood really doesn't seem to be very good.

Wanfuhe covered the microphone and said to him in a low voice: "Calm down, I can't leave here for the time being... You are like this, you can find a place to sit for a while, and I will come to you as soon as I finish my work... Soon Tsk! Don't do that! It's hard for me too..."

Finally, his whispering caught the attention of the chairman behind him, "Xiao Wan, what's the matter?"

Wan Fuhe turned around and said with an apologetic smile: "Don't worry about the chairman, I have a personal matter with a friend, and I will deal with it right away."

The chairman said: "Isn't it a girlfriend?"

Wanfuhe said: "No, just a friend. He has been having trouble recently and wants to chat with someone."

The chairman nodded, "Then let him come together."

Wan Fuhe immediately said: "How embarrassing..."

The chairman said: "There's nothing to be ashamed of. Anyway, I go to the club for entertainment. How can I make you sacrifice your time with your friends to accompany me?"

Wan Fuhe was still a little hesitant, but Gou Yi was crying and fighting for the ground. In the end, he had no choice but to let Gou Yi come to a certain club.

Putting down the phone, Wan Fuhe felt more and more bad premonition.

Needless to say, Gou Yi is a person who has a big lust and a small guts. He will fall in love with someone secretly at every turn, and then put himself down.The only reason why he can live to this day is that he also has a great ability to love the new and dislike the old.

As for their chairman, Wan Fuhe knew a little bit about him after following him for several years—although he dare not say he knew everything.

What this person is best at is playing with people's hearts and playing emotional games for entertainment.

When these two meet, nothing bad will happen, right?

He took a peek at the chairman from the rearview mirror, and saw that he was resting with his eyes closed as usual, looking out of spirits.

He thought to himself: This sick man!

How can there be an employee in this world who doesn't secretly hate his boss?

This is a class conflict.

When Wanfuhe got off the car at a certain clubhouse, he waited attentively for the chairman to walk in, when suddenly Gou Yi appeared and yelled at him: "Is there anyone like you? You need someone to come to your door to comfort you?! Are you also called a friend?" ?!"

Wanfuhe suddenly felt embarrassed.

Their chairman paused, looked this way, and then smiled.

Wanfuhe's hair stood on end. This smile...is very dangerous.

He was anxious to pull Gou Yi aside.

Gou Yi was still a little unhappy, but their chairman said directly: "Since your friend is here, why don't you introduce me? Xiao Wan."

Wan Fuhe had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "This is our chairman. Chairman, this is my college classmate Gou Yi."

Gou Yi's eyes were still red, and his nose was a little scared. He cried and shook hands with the chairman, and said, "I'm sorry, I made you laugh... I'll borrow Fubo to use it, don't you mind?"

"Fu Bo?" The chairman looked at Wan Fuhe with a smile, and it was the first time he had heard of his nickname.

Wanfuhe tried to explain, "That's..."

The chairman continued: "It's a headache for me to borrow him. My assistant is my right-hand man, and I will be unhappy without him."

Gou Yi is not good at it, most people wouldn't reject this, right?

"However," said the chairman kindly, "we can share him."

Faber was stunned.

The chairman laughed and said, "I have nothing to do today except to chat with a few old friends. If Mr. Gou is in a bad mood, let's go together. Chatting with strangers is sometimes the best way to dispel the unhappiness in people's hearts - you need to expand your circle. "

Wan Fuhe tried to save his friend, "Chairman, I see..."

The chairman glanced at him and said with a smile, "Bring your friend in."

Then he walked first.

Gou Yi looked at Wanfu River, meaning to ask: "What should I do?"

Wan Fuhe frowned, thinking in every possible way.

Gou Yi said embarrassedly: "Damn... did I cause you trouble?"

Wan Fuhe said, "It's not too late for you to know now."

Gou Yi was about to cry again, "Then I won't go with you, anyway, your boss is just being polite...I'll find a place by myself and that's it."

Wanfuhe said a little annoyed: "Can you wipe away your tears and snot? You are gay, not a woman!"

Gou Yi said: "Then I'm leaving, I won't delay you hugging the boss' thigh!"

Wan Fuhe held him back: "Where are you going?!——My boss told me to take you with me, otherwise it would be very troublesome!"

Gou Yi said: "Your boss is really nice..."

Pressing his forehead, Wan Fuhe warned him with a headache, "Don't think too much!"

Gou Yi said: "What extra thoughts?"

Wan Fuhe said: "You know your old problems, such as having a crush on so and so, and then crushing so and so, and always having a crush on so and so!"

Gou Yi said: "Don't look down on me! I don't feel that way now! - You don't even know how Xue Di bullied me recently..." He seemed choked up.

Wan Fuhe said: "I'm convinced. But I still want to remind you—no matter what my boss tells you or do, don't take it seriously. He is the biggest player in the city, no matter what he does. It was just to tease you!"

Gou Yi looked sideways and said, "Why do I feel like you have a sense of crisis?"

Wanfuhe said, "What do you mean?"

Gou Yi said: "I think...you seem to have a perverted desire to monopolize your boss!" He looked at Wanfuhe with that look.

Wan Fuhe said: "Shut up! You gays! I really don't understand why I live in the same room with gays in college. After graduation, the boss is an unscrupulous man, and he's even more gay!  … He stopped the saliva pouring up like a torrent of clear water, straightened his tie, and said, "Anyway, today you wish for good luck and look after yourself!"

While speaking, they had already arrived at the VIP room, and the laughter of the bosses could be faintly heard from inside.

Wan Fuhe knocked on the door meticulously, and brought Gou Yi in with a professional and respectful smile on his face.

It's not that Gou Yi has never been to some leisure or entertainment places when meeting clients before, but he has never seen such a big world. The whole room can be seen to be piled up with money, but it's not just as simple as money.The bosses bought the designer's taste with money, and pasted them piece by piece, making them even more valuable.

The boss of Wanfu River, Li Chunfeng, was drinking tea and chatting with some boss-level people. When they saw Gou Yi, they waved friendlyly, "Little Gou, come and sit here."

Gou Yi was overwhelmed by the flattery, and obediently went over to stand aside like the board that Grandma Liu was holding into the Grand View Garden.

Li Chunfeng asked him to sit, Gou Yi looked at Wanfuhe, Wanfuhe nodded slightly and said, "You are welcome when the chairman asks you to sit."

Gou Yi thought, yes, why not be polite!

Just sat down.

Li Chunfeng also solemnly introduced him to other bosses. Others tacitly felt that this was Li Chunfeng's latest prey, but they felt that his tastes were really more and more diversified. Unlucky... Could it be that one is stronger?

There was more lust in their eyes.

Li Chunfeng said: "Xiaogou is Xiaowan's classmate, he is in a bad mood today, just let me know and let him come out to relax."

He personally poured a glass of red wine for Gouyi, handed it over, and said with a gentle smile, "Have fun tonight, and let go of the unhappy things. If you really can't let go, you can talk to us old guys." , although it may not be of any help, but the social experience and emotional experience are considered rich, as someone who has experienced it, I may be able to give you some advice."

There was a warm current in Gou Yi's heart, thinking what a nice person he is!He is fragile and needs an empathetic heart right now!

So he really talked about Xue Di's affairs without being polite at all, including how Xue Di bullied him, such as guessing lemons, seeing Mr. Bao, and having a vegetable in his teeth... Crying while drinking.

The big guys laughed.

Li Chunfeng smiled more restrainedly, he was always tepid, and seemed to be concerned and sympathetic, which made Gou Yi more fond of him, and said: "Chairman... If my boss is half of you, no, One-tenth, one-hundredth of amiability is enough...he has such a bad heart!"

Wanfuhe tried to stop him, snatched the wine or something, and said, "Okay, don't speak ill of your boss, he is nice, so he still takes you in."

Gou Yi snatched the wine back again, and said, "That's what Shao Lang fought for me, okay! That guy Xue Di had to take me in because Shao Lang took nude photos! I'm a nanny in his house! I'm a cow! What a horse! He laughed at me when the battery leaked!"

Wan Fuhe wanted to cover his mouth, but the bosses still caught the key word and asked, "You mean Shao Lang?——the one with the same name as that big star?"

Gou Yi said: "It's that Shao Lang, he is my bedmate, and I have lived with Xiao Wandu for four years!"

The bosses were very interested and asked him a lot of questions.

Li Chunfeng listened with a smile all the time, and said: "I just found out today that Shao Lang is also your classmate—Xiao Wan is a tight-lipped person who rarely talks about his own affairs."

Gou Yi started to drink a little bit, and then started hanging out again, and said with gestures: "Fu Bo is——haha, he is a very story-telling person."

Wan Fuhe turned pale with shock, and stopped him: "Don't talk nonsense if you drink too much!"

However, it was not Wanfuhe who was controlling the scene, and Gou Yi quickly dismissed several of his scandals, such as the latrine explosion, dry beer misunderstood as a girl-fucking incident, and so on.

Wanfu River Khan came down.

This time even Li Chunfeng rolled his eyes with a smile, he looked at Wan Fuhe meaningfully, "It turns out that Xiao Wan is also a man of temperament."

Other bosses also said: "I didn't expect that you, the right-hand man of the elite, grew up from infancy."

Wan Fuhe said a few words of modesty indiscriminately, trying to persuade Gou Yi to leave, but Gou Yi refused to leave, instead he took Li Chunfeng's arm and said, "The chairman didn't kick me out, so why are you in a hurry? ——Oh, I see! You just want to dominate the chairman alone, don’t you?”

Li Chunfeng asked him with a smile: "Xiao Wan wants to occupy me?"

Wan Fuhe came down in cold sweat this time, and hurriedly explained: "No, Chairman!..."

Gou Yi said: "He told me not to believe your words, that you are a person who plays with people's feelings, and told me to stay away from you - Chairman, you are such a nice person, is he simply afraid that I will cherish each other after we get to know you? !—He treats you, absolutely, right, no, simple!"

Twelve catties of blood rushed to Wanfuhe's head, and he argued: "The chairman is drunk, let him go back, it's too rude."

Li Chunfeng kept silent, just looked at him with a smile, Wan Fuhe's fingertips felt cold.

The other bosses laughed and joked, Li Chunfeng said after a while: "Xiao Wan, since you like me so much, why don't you use this method? You know that although I don't eat grass, I have always been kind to the people around me." .”

Gou Yi said: "That's right! The chairman is so nice. If I had you, I would have worked out my heart and soul to get along with him. If you had a bad-minded boss like Xue Di, you would cry to death..." Then he cried To wipe away tears.

Someone in the boss group asked: "According to you, it is only because of your boss that you can't do a good job?"-Actually, I still care a little bit about this.

Gou Yi said with a big tongue: "Actually, there are three reasons why I can't do my job well: one is sleeping like a widow with no one on top; Fuck yourself—how the hell can I sleep through this? You tell me!"

The boss group discussed heatedly for a while, and finally gave him a high evaluation.

Then the boss said: "Are you still very thoughtful?"

Gou Yi waved his hands with his tongue out, and said, "I'm not always like this—only when I'm drunk can I become very wise!"

Wan Fuhe also suspected that he would release his second personality when he was drunk.

In order to verify his so-called "smart" self-evaluation, the boss group said: "Then let me ask you another question-how did mad cow disease come from?"

Gou Yi giggled: "This is very simple - the cows are milked ten times a day, but the cows mate once a year!"

The boss is puzzled.

Gou Yi yelled: "Rub your nipples every day and fuck you only once a year, aren't you crazy!!"

The boss group praised it one after another, thinking that this is very scientific!

Another boss wanted to ask some practical questions, saying: "I run a food factory, and last year I imported an advanced production line from Germany. Pigs go in here, and sausages come out there. The whole process is done in one go, which is very high-end. But One day my 15-year-old son asked me a question, and I couldn't answer it—he said: Is there a production line where sausages go in here and pigs come out there?—Puppy, I ask you, is there such a production line? production line?"

Gou Yi chuckled, with a look of wretchedness on his face, and said, "Yes—isn't your daughter-in-law!"

The boss was stunned, and suddenly understood something... His sausage entered the production line of his wife, and then a pig-like son came out... The boss was ashamed.

Others also realized it one after another, laughing uncontrollably.

Li Chunfeng patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and said, "At least next time you can answer your son's question well—the puppy's answer is quite reasonable."

The boss got angry because of Li Chunfeng's embarrassment, so he got through this scene happily.

Then the question-and-answer game became more and more——

Someone asked: "What's the matter with time?"

Gou Yi said: "Time is like a prostitute, you will end the relationship when you turn around, there is no moral integrity, no nostalgia."

Someone asked: "Is history true?"

Gou Yi replied: "History is like a prostitute, whoever sleeps with whomever is forced to sleep with, has never been a prostitute, and has no right to speak."

They couldn't help liking Gouyi—although this liking didn't have any practical meaning until the next day.

Someone said: "This little dog is quite cute—Dong Li, since you hit it off so well, why don't you let him be your 'godson'?"

Needless to say, what kind of relationship between "godfather" and "godson" is an open and private relationship that inspires people's unlimited imagination at the moment.

Gou Yi looked at Li Chunfeng with drunken eyes, a peach blossom suddenly appeared in his eyes, he lowered his head shyly and said: "If, if it's a godfather like the chairman... I think it's pretty good."

Li Chunfeng laughed twice, and was about to say something, Wan Fuhe couldn't bear it anymore, and dragged Gou Yi out regardless of his own status.

He was angry in his heart, but he also knew that Gou Yi had this kind of virtue, and he couldn't control himself when he was drunk, and he couldn't let him bring disaster to Li Chunfeng just because of this—although it seemed that Gou Yi was not bad. It's a disaster.

But no matter what, Wanfuhe felt that they still didn't want to feel guilty in the future.

Godfather or something, I really can't stop myself from going to kowtow when Gou Yi wakes up.

He didn't dare to take Gou Yi back to his home - his girlfriend didn't like his classmates.

He wanted to give Gou Yi a room in the hotel to rest alone, but Gou Yi obviously hadn't reached the time to toss and sleep, so it was impossible to leave someone alone.

But at this time, Li Chunfeng called him again, telling him to settle down in Gouyi and then go back to report, "I haven't got off work for you tonight." Li Chunfeng said lightly.

But Wan Fuhe knew that was what he meant. He had already spoiled Li Chunfeng's interest by bringing Gou Yi out without permission. If he didn't enter the tiger's den again, he might make the old sick man even more unhappy, and the consequences would be unimaginable.

He has been by Li Chunfeng's side like a tiger for several years. This person is eccentric, but one thing is easy to understand - he holds grudges.

Wanfuhe is thinking about whether to spend money to hire a woman who has lost his way, and let her take care of her for the rent.

At this time, Gouyi's phone call came to mind, and it showed that it was Xue Di, the bad boss he was talking about.

Wanfuhe grabbed this life-saving straw, answered the phone, and immediately said: "Student, you came to such and such a hotel, and Gou Yi drank too much and was pestered by several bosses, and almost recognized his godfather—you hurry up!" Come and save someone! I can’t do it alone.”

Wan Fuhe thought a little darkly: since Shao Lang can use Xue Di as a way to keep Gouyi around, so can I.

He sent Gou Yi to the hotel, half an hour later Xue Di really came, Wan Fuhe felt relieved, handed him over to him, said please, and then slipped away.

When Wan Fuhe ran back to the nearby club, his boss Li Chunfeng was already waiting for him in the car.

Wanfuhe walked over bravely and wanted to get in the car.

Li Chunfeng said: "Sit in the back."

Wan Fuhe gave up his co-pilot position and sat in the back.

He thought he had to apologize first no matter what, so he coughed and said, "Chairman, Gou Yi..."

Li Chunfeng said: "I don't want to talk now."

Wanfuhe shut up.

Li Chunfeng closed his eyes and meditated as usual, maybe he was planning some conspiracy.

Wanfuhe thought wildly, this old fox may not have any weird ideas because of a dog - but what if he gets interested?

He was a little restless, his brain began to automatically calculate Li Chunfeng's offensive mode and his own defense like a precise computer, and launched different endings due to his different responses.

He forced himself to stop scaring himself——thinking comfortingly: After all these years by this sick man's side, if he wanted to do something, he would have done it already, why wait for a gangster's nonsense?He won't be interested in me, I'm just an ordinary man with a woman, he knows...if he wants...for the time being, he can only admit it.

He calmed down after thinking about it.

He came out of bed 2, and after all, he had already agreed with this kind of thing in his heart. Although he was helpless when it fell on him, it would not turn the world upside down.

It's just being inserted in the ass, he thought calmly and even indifferently, and thought of an analogous sentence pattern——

Since some people can pray to "exchange twenty catties of fat on my body for a year of good weather in China", why can't I "exchange the chastity of my asshole for 20 years of smooth progress in this life"?

It doesn't sound unfair.

In fact, he quite agrees with the part about the workplace where Gou Yi utters the truth after drinking—for a person like him who is not of a noble background, if he wants to get ahead, there is no one "on top".

In the night, the colorful lights of the city glide across the body of the car. No matter how many times Wan Fuhe has seen it, he still feels that the night scene in a big city is ten thousand times more beautiful than that in the countryside. When he was a child in his poor hometown, all he saw was darkness at night.

Arriving at Li Chunfeng's villa in the middle of the mountain, Wan Fuhe looked at the boss lying on his back as if he had fallen asleep or fell asleep, and waited for a while before carefully saying: "Chairman, you are already home."

Li Chunfeng opened his eyes slightly, indicating that he had woken up.

Wanfuhe observed the words and expressions, and immediately got out of the car and went around to open the door for him.

Li Chunfeng got out of the car and walked towards the door, Wan Fuhe breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he was going to spend the night without any danger.

But Li Chunfeng didn't enter the house in a hurry, he stood there and said with a smile: "About your classmate Xiaogou—" He deliberately paused.

However, Wan Fuhe, who was well aware of his nature, had already done psychological construction along the way, so he didn't worry too much, and listened steadily.

Li Chunfeng raised his eyebrows, his young and shrewd assistant is very smart, sometimes it's not so fun - or in fact, it would be fun to play it differently.

He continued: "He said you had different feelings for me—how would you explain that?"

Wan Fuhe said, "He's drunk, nothing wrong."

Li Chunfeng's headache doesn't hurt so much now, and he is also interested in flirting with him, "As the saying goes, you know the face but don't know the heart, how can you prove that you don't?"

Wan Fuhe said: "There is also a saying called 'Time sees people's hearts'. I have been with the chairman for so long, and I have already had what I should have, and I will never have what I don't have."

Li Chunfeng said: "Which 'day' is that 'day for a long time'?"

Wan Fuhe was even more surprised by this Gouyi-style joke, and he was a little stressed. He had to cheer up 12 when facing Li Chunfeng.

He said cautiously: "Don't dare..."

Then the rest of the words were gagged.

The hair on Wanfuhe's back stood up, and then he didn't act rashly, the tongue that was stirring in his mouth brought a little taste of red wine, Wanfuhe's expression slowly changed from oOo to =o=, and he sighed secretly While adjusting the angle slightly, he thought: What should come will always come... This sick man's temperament cannot force him, if he turns pale with fright or resists, or says with a straight face that I am not that kind People, then the final result is mostly dragged to bed by Li Chunfeng, eaten and wiped clean without leaving any residue.

So according to Wanfuhe's many years of work experience, his best response is to satisfy the curiosity and bad intentions of his boss.

After the kiss, Li Chunfeng wiped his mouth for him, patted his face, and said with a smile: "As expected of the person I chose, do you know how to dissuade me?"

The distance between them was still very close, Wan Fuhe didn't dare to relax, just lowered his eyes, and said modestly: "Don't dare."

Li Chunfeng said: "You really don't want to dare, but... your classmate Xiaogou is also very interesting to me-I have read countless people, and I am actually a bit tired of aesthetics recently. It has been a long time since no one can bring me happiness like him. What do you think I took him in?"

Wan Fuhe said: "It's up to you to decide the chairman. The people below us don't want to interfere."

Li Chunfeng said: "I saw you a little... don't you want me to get in touch with him?"

Wan Fuhe said: "That's because he drank too much. If he was sober, I wouldn't comment."

Li Chunfeng sneered, "Then are you awake now?"

Wan Fuhe gritted his teeth and nodded, "Yes."

Li Chunfeng said: "How about staying tonight without leaving?"

Wanfuhe agreed more happily than before, "Okay."

Li Chunfeng suddenly felt dull, and also had a slight headache, which didn't mean anything just now.

He said coldly: "Forget it, you are more suitable as an assistant than a bed warmer. Let the driver take you back, and you must go to work on time tomorrow morning."

With that said, he left him alone.

Only when the door was closed did Wanfuhe relax completely, his legs were about to go limp. He not only thanked God and Buddha, but also escaped a catastrophe!

He almost wanted to call his wife to tell the good news - your husband's ass is still tightly closed tonight!

He had to admit that he was a little selfish, at this moment he hadn't thought about what the current situation of Gouyi, which he unilaterally and irresponsibly threw to Xue Di, would be like...