Daily life of roommates

Shao Lang patted him on the shoulder, and said with infinite sympathy: "Since I sent you to him, I will teach you how to deal with him——next time, if that guy is infinite again, you have a vegetable in your teeth." If so, you will be BLABLABLA..." Whispering in a low voice to teach tips or something.

Gou Yi's eyes were wide open, he listened to every word, nodded frequently, and memorized it by heart.

After quite a while, Gou Yi said convincingly: "To deal with cheap tricks, you really need to use even cheaper tricks, Lao Lang, you have been so sharp since you were a student, no wonder you will succeed!"

Shao Lang shook the "Tonghua Red Wine" in his hand, showing a humble and sad face, and said: "Success is like pregnancy. Everyone comes to congratulate you, but no one knows how many times you have been fucked."

Gou Yi comforted him and said, "Not many times..."

Shao Lang was furious, "I'm using an analogy! An analogy!"

Wan Fuhe interjected: "Speaking of success, I heard it goes like this - a successful man is a good guy during the day, and a good guy at night. A failed man has a lot of troubles during the day, but nothing at night - naked dog, I think Is your emotional life too empty recently, that's why you are depressed, and you were led by the nose by your Mr. Xue."

Fat Meng took a sip of the big white pear drink and said, "Yes, everyone, let's fall in love. Falling in love is great."

Gou Yi shook his head and sighed, "Those who have been oppressed by life recently don't have that kind of mood. Besides, my chrysanthemum was damaged by electricity, so I'm even less in the mood."

Fat Meng said: "You don't need chrysanthemums to fall in love, just talk with your mouth."

2 All the dorms sprayed the liquid in their mouths one after another. Shao Lang coughed and said, "Pang Meng, you were really spoiled by Tong Zhuo! What did he do to you? Mouth and chrysanthemum... Although it is said that in a certain Sometimes the purpose is figured out, but it can’t always be like that! Don’t be stupid, you can use whatever posture people tell you, how hard it is! If you don’t want to, say it out loud! Don’t get too used to you That's home!"

Fat Meng said: "...Huh? What are you talking about? I mean, when two people fall in love, they talk about love together, eat something delicious together. Isn't it right?"

It was only then that everyone felt that they were thinking too much, and thought that this is how fat and cute they are, so they felt relieved.

Fat Meng continued to persuade Gou Yi, "Isn't there such a saying: the 'companion' of a 'partner' is half of one person; the 'partner' of a 'partner' is one bite for each person; two people are eating delicious food when they are together, one half is one bite for each person , eat to become a fat man or something. How happy~" He happily expressed his concept of happiness.

It's a pity that he can't impress Gou Yi with such a personal statement. Gou Yi said: "Our hobbies are different. I don't have much pursuit of food. For me, the chrysanthemum is still a more important love organ than the mouth."

Wan Fuhe came to persuade him, "Don't you say that, no matter what time you are a human being, you should maintain your basic interest in life. What is a real brother? A brother is—when you are seven or eighty years old, lying on the bed , ask you to drink water but you don’t drink, ask you to eat but you don’t eat, ask you if you want to have a girl, your eyes are wide open and you struggle to get up and say you want to try-you see, this is an active and healthy life. You This loss of sexual interest is definitely not a good thing, try to start a new relationship. Look at me! I am not very good with your sister-in-law now."

Shao Lang sighed and said, "I remember that it was your woman who threw you to the ground, and you didn't like her very much. Finding such a woman is more like proving to others that your sexual orientation is normal. Bar."

Wan Fuhe said solemnly: "Even so, it's still good to really get into a relationship. I'm the kind of person who does what I do and loves what I do. If I can afford it, I can't let it go."

Gou Yi took a sip of Jianlibao and said: "Right now, the only thing I can hold up and can't put down is the chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out of is the bed. I'm really not in the mood to be talked about with me—maybe it's because I met someone recently. The quality of the men I got was too bad, and I couldn’t fall in love with him secretly. It’s been a long time since the feeling of blushing, heart beating, stomach tightening or something.”

Shao Lang said thoughtfully: "You may be blinded by Xue Di."

Gou Yi quickly frowned and said, "Who would like that kind of vicious man! Besides, I have had a crush on him once, this thing is like a vaccine, once inoculated for lifelong immunity. I don't mean that to him at all. !—Although he looks pretty good..."

Shao Lang said: "I didn't say that you have a crush on him, but that you admit that he looks in line with your aesthetics. So unintentionally, he made other men look a little ashamed. It's as if your eyes are bright at any time With a [-]-watt light bulb, you can't see anything else."

Gou Yi said: "Why do I feel that you are still implying that I like him?"

Shao Lang said: "Only you know whether you like it or not—maybe even you don't know, how do I know—but this is not important. What I mean is, you said that you are now at home and away from home 24 hours and a It's not easy to get along with bad men, you can consciously look for other partners, pay more attention to other scenery, and expand your horizons."

Then he taught Gou Yi a few ways to find a man.

Gou Yi listened absently, and promised to try something when he was in the mood.

That's what he said at first, he didn't intend to go out to fix people, but Xue Di found an excuse to fix him the next day.

The cause was the project proposal submitted by Gou Yi, Xue Di felt bad, so he called him to the office and gave him a bad meal.

"The few promotional concepts you selected are really boring and vulgar - 'home, depression, energy saving, travel, single', completely unable to understand the relationship with the product, far-fetched!" Xue Di threw the business case documents in front of him , sneered, "Besides, I don't feel that your life has anything to do with these words. I write something that I'm not good at, so it's full of loopholes."

Gou Yi argued: "I, I am really a nerd, Mr. Xue, you know that."

Xue Di said: "Only rich people can call it a house. Is yours called a house? Yours is called a snail house—and you don't even have a snail house. You are completely homeless."

Gou Yi flinched, and argued again: "I, I can sometimes feel the melancholy mood of urban youths. As an urban moonlight white-collar worker, I think I can do this..."

Xue Di sneered, "Is that what you call depression? You call it depression, aggrieved. Rich people still have the temperament and capital of depression."

Gou Yi said: "Then, then it must be right for me to save energy. If I don't have any money, I can save money..."

Xue Di said contemptuously: "Only rich people can be called energy saving. Is that what you call energy saving? You are called stingy."

Gou Yi struggled to retort, "No matter what, traveling is always my ideal. You can deny my life, but you can't deny my ideal."

Xue Di glanced at him, "Traveling is only for rich people. Is that what you call traveling? You're wandering, and now you're still wandering in my house, and you won't leave."

Gou Yi was so fragile that he was about to cry, and said humbly: "Even so... I still fit the term single, right? I have never been married, it is clearly written in my household registration book, and I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend now... ..."

Xue Di yelled and interrupted him: "Only rich people can be called single. Are you called single? You are called bachelor!"

Gou Yi walked out of Xue Di's office numbly, and the staff of the planning department who listened outside pretended to be ignorant, but they were secretly discussing behind their backs, "Gou Yi seems to be very displeased with Mr. Xue."

"It's also my fault that he is too 2, flattering is always on the horse's legs."

"It's pitiful to be scolded so badly every time."

"Isn't he far away from being fired like this? - How tenacious! He must be waiting for the company to voluntarily fire him, and then earn a compensation."

Gou Yi walked to the seat and buried his face in his hands, feeling extremely sad.

He is not a person who pursues power, but it is the first time he has grown up so much that he feels that power is really an indispensable thing for men, at least it can make people hold a little dignity.

Like now, he has nothing, no power, no respect for his abilities, all day long to please a man who is younger than him, and he has to be teased and reprimanded by this man all day, he really feels that he has had enough.

He felt stressed and desperately needed a window to vent.

He remembered the advice Shao Lang and the others gave him when they were drinking yesterday, and in order to change his mood, he decided to hang out with a man from Shan Ruliu tonight.

He first went to the gym, which was a card that he had purposely used in order to have more opportunities to get along with the man he had a crush on. Unfortunately, after the crush ended, the card was in a dormant period.

Going again this time, I feel that a group of people have changed inside, and there are really a few strong men.

Gou Yi aimed his eyes, silently scoring in his heart.

After breaking out in a sweat, he went to take a shower, and the steamy bathroom was filled with all kinds of muscles, big butts and all.

Gou Yi had to feel a little inferior inside.

He gradually discovered that, perhaps because the weather was getting hotter, more and more men were using the "picking soap" posture.He observed, slipped away accidentally, the soap actually flew out of his hand, and finally slid down to the ground...

Gou Yi was stunned - he really didn't mean it!

There are already several people in the bathroom looking at him with interest, wanting to see his chrysanthemum bloom.

Gou Yi is still a little unaccustomed to this tactic, he really wants to be a little reserved, and squat down to pick up soap with his legs crossed, but obviously doing so does not conform to the law of doing as Romans do, and will definitely be despised by the men in the gym.

In the end, he braced himself, walked over slowly, tightened the chrysanthemum in secret, bent down to quickly pick up the soap, returned to his nozzle, and rushed cold water to cover up his shame.

Suddenly his ass was slapped, and a man came to him to wash it, winking at him, looking very sexy.

Gou Yi looked at the man, and found that he was not very fond of the brawny type, with a slap on the chest to protect his heart hair, like a butcher.

Gou Yi swallowed, and had another sexual fantasy, suddenly felt that he still couldn't accept it.So he hurriedly finished taking a bath, then rejected the other party's invitation, and ran away.

But he still doesn't want to go home, he will continue to face Xue Di, the man he doesn't want to see the most now.

He turned around and went to Bar G, which he hadn't been to for a long time, ordered a glass of beer, poured it for himself, and labeled himself "available".

There are all kinds of men in the G bar, the gays love beauty, and the beauty of Gou Yi can only be regarded as average among them, and it takes a long time for someone to strike up a conversation.

"Brother, are you drinking alone? Do you mind if I buy you a drink?"

Gou Yi looked up, and was disappointed to find that the other party was a very old middle-aged man with a beer belly and a big head.

This is obviously an unbearable burden in life, Gou Yi used the method of rejection taught by Shao Lang, stretched out a slap, shook it, and said: "Five thousand for a night."

The middle-aged man was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect that he would actually "sell" it at a "sky-high price", so he could only say embarrassingly, "A zero is about the same."

Gou Yi said: "It's already the lowest price, dear."

The middle-aged man left.

Gou Yi sat for a while, no one came to him, but he himself found a slightly exciting object.

He walked over with a bottle of wine. As the saying goes, is alcohol cowardly? He pulled himself together, approached the person sitting alone with a playful smile and said, "Fuck the bed?"

The man glanced at him, his eyes and answer were very firm: "Get lost!"

Gou Yi didn't understand a bit, so he didn't feel ashamed to ask: "Damn...do you agree or refuse?"

The other party directly pushed him with his hands, and pushed him to stagger.

"What happened?" A man appeared next to the handsome guy who was pushing someone. The handsome guy's eyes lit up suddenly, and his coldness just now turned into a coquettish one. He took the man's arm and said, "Haney, you're late~ It's okay , People are upset waiting for you, this person came to strike up a conversation, it's annoying~ It's really rude, at least ask if he has a date~"

The man's eyes fell on Gou Yi, and Gou Yi's self-esteem was hurt, but when he saw the man's face clearly, he felt even more ashamed!

That "rival in love" was unexpectedly - Xue Di!

Gou Yi maintained the posture he had just been thrown to the ground by a slap, and froze there.

Everyone in the bar was laughing at him. Just now the beer belly uncle said in a serious voice: "I said five hundred is not worth it!"

Xue Di frowned, stretched out his hand to him, and said, "Are you okay?"

When Gou Yi saw Xue Di's eyes, there was a bit of sympathy?

Gou Yi, who couldn't bear it anymore, broke down and slapped the kind helping hand away, and rushed out of the bar.