The reborn daddy is also crazy
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Question, the children just stood aside quietly, tacitly did not bother him.
After a while, Li Dushan called the little bald head and said, "I came up with a good idea. Didn't you say that this place is close to the station? Little bald head, your voice is very good. I'll start teaching you some songs later. Let’s sell and make money first!.” Li Dushan didn’t have much other skills in his previous life, but in order to accompany his lover, he went to the karaoke room a lot, because he sang well and knew a lot of songs, so his friends gave him a special It's called the Prince of Karaoke, so the first way to make money that comes to mind is selling and singing on the street.
"Viagra, I can play the erhu, can I accompany him?" At this moment, Ali next to him suddenly raised his hand and said, it turned out that Ali's mother was an announcer in a troupe, and Ali, who had been in the troupe since he was a child, was beaten by his mother. I was forced to learn to play a variety of musical instruments. Coincidentally, Dad Ji is a lover of erhu, and there happened to be an erhu left by him at home. No matter how difficult it was, no one was willing to sell it, and Ali played it when he was free. To relieve everyone's boredom, I didn't expect it to be available now.
"That's even better. When the time comes, you guys will find a lively place to perform. Ali, will you play Erquan Yingyue?" Li Dushan asked Ali.
"Yes, I'm good at this!" Ali nodded and said.
In this way, for the sake of their stomachs, Li Dushan endured patience and taught them while rehearsing for three days. Unexpectedly, these children are really smart, and they can do it as soon as they are taught. For this reason, Li Dushan is quite gratified. God threw him a bunch of idiots, so he might as well find a piece of tofu and crash him to death!
"Remember, you sing and perform first, and after singing a few verses, when it's time to collect money, Ali, you must pull Erquan Yingyue. The task of collecting money and things from everyone will be handed over to you. Remember to collect money. When the time comes, you must let the little treasure on the back cry, understand?" Seeing that the children are very proficient in rehearsing, and there is really no food at home, I carefully told a few things that should be paid attention to, and seeing them After they all nodded, they asked the children to pack up their things and get ready to go.
Under the watchful eye of Li Dushan, the restless children embarked on their journey of making money. The only one who stayed with Li Dushan at home was the dirty little yellow dog.
When Li Dushan was lying on the bed and moving his hands and feet these days, he found that not only his head was injured, but even his left arm and leg could not move. His injury is so serious that it has already affected the movement of his limbs. Could it be that he is going to become a disabled person?He couldn't accept such a result, so he had to earn money as soon as possible and go to a regular hospital to check whether it was a head problem or a leg problem.
This bastard named Fat Cat is really fucking black!While Li Dushan was worried about his injury, he was also worried about the children who went out. Amid wild thoughts, Li Dushan, who was physically and mentally exhausted, fell into a deep sleep.
☆, made money
After several children came out of their homes, they discussed while walking, digesting what Li Dushan taught, and came to the square near the station. After choosing a location, they looked around. The little bald head plucked up his courage and sang: "Fathers and folks, we brothers and sisters are here, helpless, without food and clothing, and we will perform a few shows for you here. I hope that everyone who has money will give us a money show, and those who have no money will give us a personal show. Anyone who can help us They are all our reborn parents, thank you, thank you." After speaking, he bowed to the surroundings.
It was Qian Duoduo who sang first, and she held a chopstick in one hand and a small plate in the other and jingled it, only to hear her sing:
Knock it up with a plate in hand
The ditty is easy to sing but hard to speak
I can't sing the pain of the world
……
Accompanied by the bright and crisp knocking sound of the chopsticks and the clean and bright singing of the girls, people gradually gathered around, and a big circle was formed in a short while.
After Duoduo finished singing, there was warm applause from the crowd. The little bald head saw that the effect was so good, he started rapping again in a frenzy:
The one from the south is the one from the north
the tourist destination
grandpa grandma uncle aunt
brothers and sisters brothers and sisters
Come and see the wonderful performance
Now my genius boy Xiao Zhuge
Let's play a song for everyone
Shandandan blooms bright red
hope you like it thank you
So the clear, high-pitched and penetrating singing of the little bald head resounded in the square, spreading far and far away...
one after another
mountain come
streams of water
The Red Army in our center
……
Shandandan is blooming
Hong Yanyan
□lead us
fight
……
The moving voice and beautiful tune immediately won applause from all around. Seeing the crowd gathering more and more, the little bald head remembered Li Dushan's order, and signaled to Ali that only mother is good in the performance world, and the three children sang together stand up:
Only mother is good in the world
A child without a mother is like grass
leave mother's arms
where to find happiness
……
Singing and singing, the children thought of their life experiences and their deceased parents and mothers, and inadvertently shed tears of true feelings and sprinkled their clothes. Deeply infected, along with the singing, many people also burst into tears.
After singing, the little bald head saw that it was almost time, so he winked at Ali and made a gesture of pulling the erhu. Ali understood, and devoted himself to pulling the huxian. Therefore, in the sad and melodious tune of Erquan Yingyue, people It seems to be caught in a sad and moving story again.
When the song was about to end, Qian Duoduo knew that it was time for her to appear on the stage. Remembering Brother Dawei's instructions, she ruthlessly pinched Xiaobao's pink and tender butt secretly.
"Wow wow wow wow wow..."
Little Treasure, who was dozing off in a daze of cold and hunger on Duoduo's back, felt a sudden pain in his little ass, and opened his mouth to cry under conditioned reflex...
Duoduo picked up the prepared cardboard box and said sadly to the crowd around him: "Uncles, aunts, uncles, aunts, please help us! The adoptive parents who raised us passed away not long ago, the only one who can take care of us A few days ago, my elder brother was injured by the bad guys and he was lying at home unable to move. There was no food or medicine at home, and our little brother had no money to buy milk powder. These days, he only survived on some rice soup! Please show kindness and help us Let's go!."
People who have long felt compassion for these children, seeing the children wearing shabby clothes and disheveled faces, seeing their thin bodies shivering slightly in the howling autumn wind, listening to the desolate and sad tune of the erhu in their ears , and the baby's hoarse and intermittent crying, the soft heartstrings in many people's hearts were touched.
Many people donated generously, and two enthusiastic aunts handed their babies to the family members around them, took Xiaobao, turned their backs under the cover of the family, and began to breastfeed Xiaobao.
In a short while, a lot of banknotes and coins were put into the cardboard box in Duoduo's hand, among which there was even a ten-yuan bill, and an old man contributed a big cloth bag. The steamed buns, steamed buns and other foods handed over filled a bag full of food in a while, and the children on the side were already stunned by the enthusiasm of the crowd, and stood there with their mouths open.
The little bald head thought to himself; should I sing about what Viagra taught us in the Northeast are all living Lei Fengs, and there are too many Lei Fengs here.
What Ali thought was: Viagra’s idea is really amazing, it’s really a good idea to cheat food, drink, and relationship, bah bah, no, it’s a good idea to earn food, drink, and relationship.
What Qian Duoduo thought about was; so happy!I have never touched so much money before, this is great, Xiaobao not only has milk to eat, but also can buy medicine for Viagra, and buy some delicious food for everyone to replenish their bodies. They have not had it for a long time meat.
Looking at the things stuffed into their arms, the children sincerely bowed to those who had kindly helped them, and when the crowd gradually dispersed, the little bald head and Ali packed up their things, holding the money and things they had worked so hard to earn , all the way excitedly walked towards home...
The autumn wind blows the fallen leaves and hovers over a large piece of ruins, making this place extremely bleak. This place was originally an abandoned shed left over from the construction of the railway at that time. Usually there are only three or two kittens here for a tryst, but today there are a few more ghostly ones. The figure swayed behind a broken wall.
☆, fat cat debut
When Fat Mao was wandering around the station square with nothing to do today, he found a lot of people surrounded by a corner of the square. Singing and erhu sounds could be heard from the crowd. The kid he usually bullied was singing, and when he saw that they received a lot of money and things in the end, he couldn't help thinking about it, so he quickly found a few friends who often hang out with him, and discussed it.
Among them was a tall, thin, sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked boy named Wang Zhengzheng. This kid was full of ghostly ideas, and his head was full of ghostly ghosts. He was also the dog-headed military adviser of the fat cat gang. He robbed them on the way they had to pass, and the location was the abandoned place where they were staying now, where few people came.
Before making them wait long, they heard a singing voice from a distance:
We people are so happy today
……
Accompanied by a burst of singing, the little bald-headed group gradually appeared in the field of vision of Fat Mao and the others. I saw the girl's hands full of things, and she was teasing the little doll tied to her back while walking, "Little Bao'er , I bought meat, there are a lot of things to eat today, are you greedy!"
And the doll on her back was drooling and screaming "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" on her back, I don't know if he can understand it!
The little bald head supported the cloth bag on his shoulder with one hand, and tightly hugged the paper box containing money with the other hand, singing a ditty in his mouth.
The erhu was straddled diagonally on that Jiwotou, and in one hand was holding a clucking and colorful rooster upside down. The rooster was not small in size and was still struggling. dishonest cock.
Seeing the little bald people approaching the broken wall, Fat Mao raised his hand and snapped his fingers:
we are vermin we are vermin
……
must kill you kill kill kill
Fat Mao led a few people behind him, and jumped out from behind the wall while singing the falsified "Lai Fu Ling" advertisement, and then Fat Mao spoke first:
"Hey——I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, you will save money to buy roads."
Wang Zhengzheng continued with a long voice: "Who dares to be disobedient, kill or bury—"
The two cooperated very well, it seems that they have played this kind of thing before.
The children who were walking and chatting excitedly were taken aback by the sudden appearance of several thirteen and fourteen-year-old boys who blocked their way.
"This is not your place, why should I give you money." After seeing who the leader was, Ali Zhanlan's eyes burst into anger. The fat boy in front of him was the one who almost killed Viagra. Dead fat cat.
"Yo! Little bastard, you're so brave! You deserve a beating if you dare to talk to our boss like that!" Wang Zhengzheng, who was standing next to the fat cat, looked down at the thin Ali and sneered.
Looking at Ali and the rest of the group's disgruntled eyes, Fat Mao said arrogantly: "Damn bastard, I'll teach you to be a good boy. This area is under my father's control. You can do whatever I want you to do."
"You father and son are both bandits!" Duoduo said angrily from the side.
"Stop talking nonsense, obediently leave that box of money, and I will let you go, and if you don't obey, you will be beaten all over the floor." Fat Cat said, pointing to the money box in the little bald head's arms.
"Is there any money, but there is a life." Si Nuo stared at the fat cat fiercely and replied, the money can keep them from starving and give Viagra medical treatment, and it must not be given to the few scum in front of them.
"Damn bastard, I think you want money rather than life! Grab it for me!" After saying that, Fat Mao rushed over first and started fighting with the children. Soon Fat Mao discovered that the children who were easy to bully before, this time The resistance was extremely fierce, especially the blue-eyed bastard, who was very agile, swung the big cock in his hand, and was extremely brave. With a sound, chicken feathers and chicken droppings danced together, covering Fat Cat's head and face, and the smell of chicken droppings rushed straight to Fat Cat's nose.
The fat cat who had suffered a great loss wiped the chicken feces off his face with his clothes, stretched out his hand to untie the bicycle chain around his waist, and chased after Si Nuo's figure. He slapped him fiercely in the face. Unexpectedly, Si Nuo's reaction was very sensitive. He dodged his head to the side, but it was still small. Although he dodged most of the chain, the chain was still on his forehead. I wiped it, and the blood flowed down immediately.
Si Nuo, who dodged the chain from time to time, caught a glimpse of the situation on the other side out of the corner of his eye. He was covered in blood, regardless of the wound on his head, avoiding the fat cat. His blue eyes were ruthless, and he looked at Wang Zhengzheng, who was kicking the little bald head. rushed over.
At this time, in order to protect the money box from being snatched away, the little bald man squatted on the ground holding the money box tightly. Ren Wang Zhengzheng and another person would not let go no matter how hard they fought, and Duo Duo was picking up a small stone on the ground and hitting another boy. , Si Nuo saw that the situation of the little bald head was more critical, so he rushed over to save the little bald head, and he must not let them snatch the money away!
Wang Zhengzheng, who was having a good time beating, accidentally hit his crotch with a big rooster flying from below. Wang Zhengzheng uttered a scream, covered his lower body, squatted on the ground and yelled incoherently, "Oh!" Chicken...chicken..." I don't know which chicken he was talking about.
When the two groups were fighting fiercely, several railway policemen who were patrolling the line passed by, and happened to see a fat boy chasing and beating a thin boy in front, and shouted from a long distance: "Children, don't fight, don't fight!" If you hit me again, I'll arrest you!"
Seeing that something was wrong, Sha Mao threw away the chain in his hand, and said in a panic, "The police are here, run!" He asked Wang Zhengzheng to be helped up, and quickly fled away.
With the help of the police, the children packed up the scattered items on the ground, thanked them, and returned home.
Healed Si Nuo's wound with the gauze bought for Ji Wei, and the children gathered the good things together, and put the sleeping Xiaobao next to Li Dushan, who had not yet woken up. The purchased ingredients went to the humble kitchen, while Xiaobald and Ali went to deal with the big cock...
"Gollum... Gollum..."
"What a good thing smells so good!"
With the growling of his stomach, Li Dushan opened his eyes, turned his head to look in the dim light, and saw a table with quite a lot of dishes on the table beside him, a plate of vegetarian fried cabbage and tofu A meal of small miscellaneous fish, egg soup, and a bowl of stewed braised pork in the middle, which made Li Dushan wonder if there was a huge mud ball placed on the side of the table, and finally a large bowl of colorful staple food , There are buns, steamed buns, steamed buns, oil cakes, sweet potatoes, etc. piled up in the basin.
"Why so rich! Where did it come from?"
Hearing his voice, three children who were laying dishes and chopsticks at the table surrounded him.
"Wei... Viagra..." Brother Piggy said again first.
"You are too...too powerful! The tricks you taught us are really...really good! We... have made a lot of money today!"
"I've never seen so much money when I grow up!" Qian Duoduo said excitedly.
"I bought a lot of dishes, and it looks like I made all the dishes on this table, so get up and try them!" Duoduo pointed to the dishes on the table and said to Li Dushan.
At this time Ali also stepped forward, took out a few boxes of things from his arms, and handed them to Li Dushan. Looking carefully, they turned out to be several boxes of medicines, including pain relievers and red medicines for bruises. Taking the medicine, Li Dushan couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.
Immediately he raised his head to look at the children in front of him, and Li Dushan noticed something was wrong. Looking carefully, he saw a few bruises on the faces of the children, and a piece of gauze stuck to Ali's forehead under his messy hair , there are still a few traces of red marks on it, and there are a few big bumps on Brother Piggy's bald head, and if there are more, he will become the Buddha Sakyamuni. Li Dushan can't help being furious, these children are so pitiful Well, who else is so cruel to bully them.
So he asked loudly, "Who beat you like this?"
"It's...it's okay, we're all used to it." The little bald man waved his hand to signal the other two not to say anything.
Li Dushan yelled, "His grandma has been bullied like this, and she still wants to hide it from me. Tell me, if you don't tell me, I will overturn this table." After Li Dushan yelled, he stared at The children in front of me.
Qian Duoduo, who has never seen Big Viagra making such a big fuss, was dumbfounded, and said with a crying voice: "Aren't you afraid that you will get angry and faint? Why did you lift the table? The big guy worked hard for a long time to get here." food."
"Yeah~ yeah, I got blisters on my hands to help cook the food." The little bald head sang again anxiously:
Viagra——
Please drink a cup of tea please drink a cup of tea first
Singing, he stretched out his hand to bring over the water glass beside the table, trying to let Li Dushan extinguish the fire, but Li Dushan pushed it away with his right hand, making a gesture to lift the table.
"Brother Viagra, don't touch it, that fat cat led someone to do it!" Ali stretched out his hand to hold Li Dushan's hand tightly, and said hastily.
Then a few children told you what happened, word by word.
After listening to it, Li Dushan was both happy and angry. He was happy that the children were very capable, and his tricks of touching people with affection really paid off. Now this body that can't get down to the ground can't do anything, so I have to find a way to clean him up, think of some way to punish him?Li Dushan was thinking about it in his heart.
"Brother Wei, can you put this matter aside for now, we are all very hungry, and you see that Xiaobao is also in a hurry, let's eat first!" Duoduo hugged the fussy Xiaobao in her arms Li Dushan said.
Xiao Bao, who was being held in Duoduo's arms, was staring at the direction of the table with bright eyes, pulling Duo Duo's hair and pointing at the table with his glistening eyes, his mouth was streaming out.
After regaining his senses, Li Dushan raised his head and saw this scene, and the sound of Ali and the little bald head swallowing their saliva from time to time came over, and a "cuckoo" sound also sounded from Li Dushan's stomach at the right time. , let’s fill up our stomachs first!Li Dushan, who has been fading out of his mouth these days, has no temptation for delicious food, so he waved his hands and said: "Since everyone is hungry, let's eat first!"
As soon as the words fell, Ali and Xiaobald rushed to the mud ball by the table at the same time.
"I'll—(I...I...)"
Li Dushan asked in bewilderment: "You don't eat fish and meat, what are you doing grabbing a ball of mud?"
"Hehe...Brother Viagra, that's delicious, you'll know it in a while." Duoduo smiled while covering his mouth.
At this time, the nimble Ali had already grabbed the mud ball, put it on the ground and knocked it lightly a few times. As the mud ball shattered, a smell of chicken wafted into his nose.
"Beggar chicken?" Li Dushan blurted out, smelling the tangy aroma, he never thought that there was a chicken in it.
"Beggar chicken is my specialty!" said the little bald head triumphantly.
"Special dish? It's a hot dish!" Ali replied, looking at the little bald man's hand with contempt.
"Hey...Mistake, I...haven't roasted such a big...big chicken before!"
While speaking, Ali has already opened the wrapped lotus leaf neatly, revealing the golden chicken inside, and a more intense fragrance wafts in the air.
"Viagra, eat it while it's hot! It's delicious!" Ali tore off two chicken thighs and handed one to Li Dushan and Duoduo, and he and the little bald head grabbed a chicken wing and gnawed on it.
Looking at the fragrant chicken legs in his hand, Li Dushan felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. Eating this hard-won food and listening to the warm words of the children, Li Dushan felt surrounded by strong family affection. Is it something I never had in my previous life!With the ups and downs of his thoughts, Li Dushan felt a drop of warm liquid drip down from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth to block his emotional turmoil.
"Brother Wei, why are you crying?" Duoduo, who was mashing the chicken with a garlic stick and preparing to feed it to Xiaobao, caught a glimpse of a tear falling from the corner of Li Dushan's eye, and hurriedly asked, Ali and the two on the side also stopped After making a move, he looked at Li Dushan in a state of bewilderment.
"Yeah, why am I crying!" Li Dushan hurriedly rubbed the corner of his eyes with the back of his hand with a serious expression on his face.
"Because... because I put onions!"
Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, the little bald head hurriedly pointed to the onion protruding from the chicken's stomach and smoothed things over. Seeing this, Li Dushan nodded and said that was the case. The meat-flavored guys, while shaking off their cheeks and eating, they did not forget to throw the bone to the little yellow dog on the ground. The little yellow dog gnawed on the bone while wagging its fluffy tail happily.
"Yeah, my big one!"
Everyone who was eating happily suddenly heard a thunderous wail coming from the yard, followed by the sound of "dong dong" footsteps, and the door was kicked open with a "bang"...
☆, who's dick
As the door was knocked open, a big man seemed to squeeze in through the door frame. What kind of big man is this!According to Li Dushan's visual inspection, this person is more than 1.9 meters tall, with broad shoulders and thick back, a thick neck almost as thick as his head, a full beard, and a shaved head. In this late autumn season, he only wears a pair of Big black trousers, and a white sweater with open arms, a pair of bamboo pull boards on the big feet like a boat, thick black hair on the chest, and well-developed chest muscles rival Schwarzenegger!
At this time, the left hand was holding a handful of colorful chicken feathers, and the right hand was holding a sharp bone-eviscating knife. As the big man approached, a sharp breath filled the air, scaring the little yellow dog who was gnawing on the bone, stabbing Urinating and crawling under the bed, this big man's sense of oppression was too strong, except for Li Dushan, the children were too frightened to make a sound.
"Where's my chicken?"
"Your jj? Of course it's there!" Li Dushan pointed to the crotch of the big man with a smirk and said, in fact, after seeing the chicken feather, Li Dushan felt bad, and deliberately twisted his words explain.
"It's not my jj, it's this chicken." The big man was stunned for a moment, raised his hand holding the chicken feather angrily, and raised it at Li Dushan. Before Li Dushan could reply, the big man with fluttering nose , followed the scent and stared at the table.
"My chicken! You actually ate my chicken?" Immediately, the big man threw away the chicken feathers in his hand, threw himself on the table, looked at the missing beggar chicken, and said in his mouth: "It's okay. , It’s okay! The best place is still there.” Then a cold light flashed on his right hand, and the fat chicken buttocks were chopped off. The big man put down the knife, grabbed the chicken buttocks and stuffed them into his mouth. After a while of chewing, Nodding while eating, mumbling in his mouth, it's so delicious!tasty!Completely forgetting that he was eating his own chicken.
The little bald man who was relieved looked at the big man who was wolfing down and said proudly: "I roasted it well, of course it is delicious!"
"No, it's his kindness!" Li Dushan replied jokingly.
The big man who was eating well, swallowed the chicken butt in his mouth as if awakened, remembered his purpose of coming, turned around one by one and grabbed the little bald head who was still proud.
"Little bastard, how dare you steal mine and eat it, and say, how do you want me to deal with you?" With all his hands, he pulled the little bald head to his face, and asked viciously, tightening his collar.
"Let it go, are you going to strangle him to death? An old man bullies a child, you don't want to lose face!" Li Dushan saw the little bald head frightened and strangled, his face was blushing, he grabbed Xiaobao's urine and feces film and pointed it at the big man Throw it over.
"Let go of Brother Zhu. Why do you say it's your chicken? We picked it up in an abandoned shed. There's no one around, so there's no owner." Si Nuo on the side rushed forward viciously, He firmly grasped the big man's hand, trying to pull his hand away from the little bald head's neck.
"Wow……"
Frightened by the man's ferocious appearance, Duoduo and Xiaobao in her arms cried out, and the room was in chaos for a while.
Hearing the yelling and crying, the big man froze for a moment, let go of his bald head, reached out to wipe off the smelly diaper on his head, turned his head to look at the place where the cry came from, a little girl holding a baby was frightened Watching him weeping, turning his gaze back, the child leaning on the bed was wrapped in gauze on his head, with a pair of dark eyes full of anger on his wounded face, and looked down again, still holding his hands, blue His eyes were staring at his child viciously, this...this is a bunch of weak children!The twitching cheeky man became a little uncomfortable.
"I don't have the same knowledge as you bastards. Call your old man out and see how he educates children. He even stole my chicken and refused to admit it."
As soon as the voice fell, the room fell silent, only Xiaobao's crying was left.
"My father is not at home!" Li Dushan's voice sounded in the room.
"Then what's his name? Where does he work? I'll find him."
"My dad's name is Ji Gang, and he's currently working in the Palace of the Underworld. You want to find him, here, on the wall behind you!" After Li Dushan finished speaking, he really wanted to roll his eyes, Dad Ji, why isn't your surname Li!
...is this dead?
Touching his bald head, the big man who had understood the smell thought to himself, wait, Ji Gang?which?The big man suddenly turned his head to look behind him, disgusted by the dim light, and walked forward. When he saw an enlarged black-and-white photo clearly hanging on the wall, the big man stood there until his shoulders shrugged and moved. A low choked sound came out. ? ? ?
Li Dushan and the children looked at each other face to face, what's going on?Why is a big man crying alone!
At this time, the big man who had turned around looked at the faces of the children, and finally rushed to the bed to look carefully at Li Dushan's face, which had not yet receded from the bruises. A pair of big hands clasped his shoulders vigorously, excited He asked: "Are you Xiaowei? I'm your Uncle Dao! Why didn't you say anything just now? I haven't seen you for three years. You won't forget me, will you?"
"Who--who are you! I don't know you, put..." Li Dushan grinned back with a sore shoulder, damn it, I'm not the original, I know you ass!What are you doing with such a strong hand, didn't you see that I was a wounded person?
"Let go, you're scratching Brother Viagra." Seeing Li Dushan's painful expression, Si Nuo rushed forward and patted the big man to let him go.
Noticing Li Dushan's expression, the big man quickly let go, "What happened, when did Lao Ji and the others pass away? Don't your family live in the city? Why did you come here?" A series of questions started from the big man's Out of the mouth.
It's a pity that no one paid attention to him. The children gathered around Li Dushan's bed and looked at him with sweat on his forehead, not knowing what to do.
"Get out of the way, let me see his injuries." Pulling away the children who were blocking the way, the big man ignored the objections of several children, and gently unbuttoned Li Dusi's jacket, revealing the position of the shoulders, and saw swelling around the shoulders He stretched out his hand and pressed it, causing Li Dushan to take a painful breath. If it wasn't for the big guy who seemed to understand, Li Dushan would have cursed a long time ago. Don't you know it hurts?
"Xiaowei, this should be a dislocation. I can't cure it. Just wait. I'll find someone who can set bones." Before everyone could reply, the big man had squeezed out the door and ran away. .
"Wei... Viagra, now... what should I do now?"
"Brother Viagra, he said he can heal your injury, that's great."
dislocation?Li Dushan was stunned!Although I often got into fights in my previous life, I often suffered cuts and fractures, but I never got dislocated!It made him think that either the bone was broken or the sequelae caused by the head. Now he only hopes that the leg is also dislocated, so that as long as it is connected, he can no longer be like a useless person, even defecating and peeing. waiting...
"Slow down, slow down! My feet are sore!" A soft and charming voice came in from outside the door, and several children in the room looked at the door at the same time.
"It's here, it's here, it's in this room, what? Your feet are sore, come on, let me rub it for you!"
"Death, where are you rubbing, don't rub it, ah ~ Ya Die, don't rub it, go and open your door."
"Ya Butterfly?" Damn!Li Dushan blurted out in a low voice.
"Brother Big Viagra, what is the Butterfly?" Duoduo asked suspiciously in Li Dushan's ear.
"It's nothing, it's a name for a butterfly. Remember, you are not allowed to say this word in the future."
... Duoduo nodded with a big question mark on his head.
The sound of opening the door sounded, and the light at the door dimmed. The big man squeezed in again, and then bowed his knees humbly, as if treating Lafayette Cixi, and helped someone in from outside the door.
"Hehe~~Yu'er, come in, be careful where you step." The big man smiled all over his face, and helped someone in with a shy face. The flattering and gentle tone made Li Dushan shiver, and goosebumps fell all over the floor. This guy has such a soft side.
"Yu'er, show that kid on the bed, his arm seems to be dislocated."
Accompanied by a refreshing fragrance, a petite woman approached the bed.
The children looked at the person who walked into the bed, and at the same time their eyes lit up. Looking at that face, Li Dushan almost blurted out, Sister Zhiling, you are here!
☆, hands and feet can move
Li Dushan looked at the young woman in front of him in surprise. Her shoulder-length hair was combed like black satin, and she was wearing black clothes and trousers. Very Taiwanese artist Lin Chi-ling,
"It's our first time to meet you, sorry to bother you!" The beauty bowed to Li Dushan at ninety degrees with her hands on her knees, and said in a very gentle tone.
……
"Japanese...Japanese?" From the voice of Ya Die who came from outside the door to the current tone and posture, Li Dushan thinks that this woman is a Japanese girl!
"Hehe~ Why do you think so?" A trace of surprise flashed across the woman's wide-eyed face!Immediately, silver bell-like laughter sounded, and he covered his mouth and asked Li Dushan.
"Hey... Guess! Did I guess wrong?" Li Dushan said with a dry smile, thinking in his heart, I am not an ignorant child.
"What a smart kid!" The woman sat on the bed and smiled, reaching out to caress Li Dushan's head. Li Dushan's subconscious dodge touched his shoulder, and he couldn't help saying "Ouch".
Seeing this, the big man yelled: "Move the fart, don't move! Let Yu'er show you, she is a master bone setter."
"Are you injured? Let me see!" Seeing Li Dushan's painful expression, the beauty didn't dislike the dirtiness of the mattress at all, she lifted the quilt from Li Dushan's body with delicate hands, and stretched to his shoulder to check.
Li Dushan clenched his teeth and let those soft little hands touch his wound.Duoduo, who had been looking at the beautiful woman from the side, said: "Uncle, the big sister you brought is so beautiful!"
The big man nodded his bald head fiercely, and said quite proudly: "That is~~ that is!" Then he was startled, "Little girl, what do you call her?"
"Big sister!"
"Call me?"
"Of course it's the uncle." Duoduo answered the big man's question without knowing why.
"Wrong, wrong! If you call Yu'er sister, you have to call me brother!" The big man said while touching his bald head.
"Aren't you ashamed to be called your elder brother at such a young age?" Duoduo stuck out his cute little tongue and made a face at him.
The big man replied with a straight face: "Why are you so old, I am very young, and it is just right to be your brother!"
Hearing the big man's nonsensical words, everyone couldn't help laughing. Even the little yellow dog poked his head out from under the bed and barked at him twice. Li Dushan thought in his heart, you are worse than me Face.
Seeing that everyone was laughing at himself, the big man became serious, "Don't you believe it? He stroked the beard on his chin with his hand a little reluctantly. If I shave off the beard, I will be very handsome, right, kiss my wife!" Said The big man put his face in front of the woman and asked.
After a while, Li Dushan called the little bald head and said, "I came up with a good idea. Didn't you say that this place is close to the station? Little bald head, your voice is very good. I'll start teaching you some songs later. Let’s sell and make money first!.” Li Dushan didn’t have much other skills in his previous life, but in order to accompany his lover, he went to the karaoke room a lot, because he sang well and knew a lot of songs, so his friends gave him a special It's called the Prince of Karaoke, so the first way to make money that comes to mind is selling and singing on the street.
"Viagra, I can play the erhu, can I accompany him?" At this moment, Ali next to him suddenly raised his hand and said, it turned out that Ali's mother was an announcer in a troupe, and Ali, who had been in the troupe since he was a child, was beaten by his mother. I was forced to learn to play a variety of musical instruments. Coincidentally, Dad Ji is a lover of erhu, and there happened to be an erhu left by him at home. No matter how difficult it was, no one was willing to sell it, and Ali played it when he was free. To relieve everyone's boredom, I didn't expect it to be available now.
"That's even better. When the time comes, you guys will find a lively place to perform. Ali, will you play Erquan Yingyue?" Li Dushan asked Ali.
"Yes, I'm good at this!" Ali nodded and said.
In this way, for the sake of their stomachs, Li Dushan endured patience and taught them while rehearsing for three days. Unexpectedly, these children are really smart, and they can do it as soon as they are taught. For this reason, Li Dushan is quite gratified. God threw him a bunch of idiots, so he might as well find a piece of tofu and crash him to death!
"Remember, you sing and perform first, and after singing a few verses, when it's time to collect money, Ali, you must pull Erquan Yingyue. The task of collecting money and things from everyone will be handed over to you. Remember to collect money. When the time comes, you must let the little treasure on the back cry, understand?" Seeing that the children are very proficient in rehearsing, and there is really no food at home, I carefully told a few things that should be paid attention to, and seeing them After they all nodded, they asked the children to pack up their things and get ready to go.
Under the watchful eye of Li Dushan, the restless children embarked on their journey of making money. The only one who stayed with Li Dushan at home was the dirty little yellow dog.
When Li Dushan was lying on the bed and moving his hands and feet these days, he found that not only his head was injured, but even his left arm and leg could not move. His injury is so serious that it has already affected the movement of his limbs. Could it be that he is going to become a disabled person?He couldn't accept such a result, so he had to earn money as soon as possible and go to a regular hospital to check whether it was a head problem or a leg problem.
This bastard named Fat Cat is really fucking black!While Li Dushan was worried about his injury, he was also worried about the children who went out. Amid wild thoughts, Li Dushan, who was physically and mentally exhausted, fell into a deep sleep.
☆, made money
After several children came out of their homes, they discussed while walking, digesting what Li Dushan taught, and came to the square near the station. After choosing a location, they looked around. The little bald head plucked up his courage and sang: "Fathers and folks, we brothers and sisters are here, helpless, without food and clothing, and we will perform a few shows for you here. I hope that everyone who has money will give us a money show, and those who have no money will give us a personal show. Anyone who can help us They are all our reborn parents, thank you, thank you." After speaking, he bowed to the surroundings.
It was Qian Duoduo who sang first, and she held a chopstick in one hand and a small plate in the other and jingled it, only to hear her sing:
Knock it up with a plate in hand
The ditty is easy to sing but hard to speak
I can't sing the pain of the world
……
Accompanied by the bright and crisp knocking sound of the chopsticks and the clean and bright singing of the girls, people gradually gathered around, and a big circle was formed in a short while.
After Duoduo finished singing, there was warm applause from the crowd. The little bald head saw that the effect was so good, he started rapping again in a frenzy:
The one from the south is the one from the north
the tourist destination
grandpa grandma uncle aunt
brothers and sisters brothers and sisters
Come and see the wonderful performance
Now my genius boy Xiao Zhuge
Let's play a song for everyone
Shandandan blooms bright red
hope you like it thank you
So the clear, high-pitched and penetrating singing of the little bald head resounded in the square, spreading far and far away...
one after another
mountain come
streams of water
The Red Army in our center
……
Shandandan is blooming
Hong Yanyan
□lead us
fight
……
The moving voice and beautiful tune immediately won applause from all around. Seeing the crowd gathering more and more, the little bald head remembered Li Dushan's order, and signaled to Ali that only mother is good in the performance world, and the three children sang together stand up:
Only mother is good in the world
A child without a mother is like grass
leave mother's arms
where to find happiness
……
Singing and singing, the children thought of their life experiences and their deceased parents and mothers, and inadvertently shed tears of true feelings and sprinkled their clothes. Deeply infected, along with the singing, many people also burst into tears.
After singing, the little bald head saw that it was almost time, so he winked at Ali and made a gesture of pulling the erhu. Ali understood, and devoted himself to pulling the huxian. Therefore, in the sad and melodious tune of Erquan Yingyue, people It seems to be caught in a sad and moving story again.
When the song was about to end, Qian Duoduo knew that it was time for her to appear on the stage. Remembering Brother Dawei's instructions, she ruthlessly pinched Xiaobao's pink and tender butt secretly.
"Wow wow wow wow wow..."
Little Treasure, who was dozing off in a daze of cold and hunger on Duoduo's back, felt a sudden pain in his little ass, and opened his mouth to cry under conditioned reflex...
Duoduo picked up the prepared cardboard box and said sadly to the crowd around him: "Uncles, aunts, uncles, aunts, please help us! The adoptive parents who raised us passed away not long ago, the only one who can take care of us A few days ago, my elder brother was injured by the bad guys and he was lying at home unable to move. There was no food or medicine at home, and our little brother had no money to buy milk powder. These days, he only survived on some rice soup! Please show kindness and help us Let's go!."
People who have long felt compassion for these children, seeing the children wearing shabby clothes and disheveled faces, seeing their thin bodies shivering slightly in the howling autumn wind, listening to the desolate and sad tune of the erhu in their ears , and the baby's hoarse and intermittent crying, the soft heartstrings in many people's hearts were touched.
Many people donated generously, and two enthusiastic aunts handed their babies to the family members around them, took Xiaobao, turned their backs under the cover of the family, and began to breastfeed Xiaobao.
In a short while, a lot of banknotes and coins were put into the cardboard box in Duoduo's hand, among which there was even a ten-yuan bill, and an old man contributed a big cloth bag. The steamed buns, steamed buns and other foods handed over filled a bag full of food in a while, and the children on the side were already stunned by the enthusiasm of the crowd, and stood there with their mouths open.
The little bald head thought to himself; should I sing about what Viagra taught us in the Northeast are all living Lei Fengs, and there are too many Lei Fengs here.
What Ali thought was: Viagra’s idea is really amazing, it’s really a good idea to cheat food, drink, and relationship, bah bah, no, it’s a good idea to earn food, drink, and relationship.
What Qian Duoduo thought about was; so happy!I have never touched so much money before, this is great, Xiaobao not only has milk to eat, but also can buy medicine for Viagra, and buy some delicious food for everyone to replenish their bodies. They have not had it for a long time meat.
Looking at the things stuffed into their arms, the children sincerely bowed to those who had kindly helped them, and when the crowd gradually dispersed, the little bald head and Ali packed up their things, holding the money and things they had worked so hard to earn , all the way excitedly walked towards home...
The autumn wind blows the fallen leaves and hovers over a large piece of ruins, making this place extremely bleak. This place was originally an abandoned shed left over from the construction of the railway at that time. Usually there are only three or two kittens here for a tryst, but today there are a few more ghostly ones. The figure swayed behind a broken wall.
☆, fat cat debut
When Fat Mao was wandering around the station square with nothing to do today, he found a lot of people surrounded by a corner of the square. Singing and erhu sounds could be heard from the crowd. The kid he usually bullied was singing, and when he saw that they received a lot of money and things in the end, he couldn't help thinking about it, so he quickly found a few friends who often hang out with him, and discussed it.
Among them was a tall, thin, sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked boy named Wang Zhengzheng. This kid was full of ghostly ideas, and his head was full of ghostly ghosts. He was also the dog-headed military adviser of the fat cat gang. He robbed them on the way they had to pass, and the location was the abandoned place where they were staying now, where few people came.
Before making them wait long, they heard a singing voice from a distance:
We people are so happy today
……
Accompanied by a burst of singing, the little bald-headed group gradually appeared in the field of vision of Fat Mao and the others. I saw the girl's hands full of things, and she was teasing the little doll tied to her back while walking, "Little Bao'er , I bought meat, there are a lot of things to eat today, are you greedy!"
And the doll on her back was drooling and screaming "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" on her back, I don't know if he can understand it!
The little bald head supported the cloth bag on his shoulder with one hand, and tightly hugged the paper box containing money with the other hand, singing a ditty in his mouth.
The erhu was straddled diagonally on that Jiwotou, and in one hand was holding a clucking and colorful rooster upside down. The rooster was not small in size and was still struggling. dishonest cock.
Seeing the little bald people approaching the broken wall, Fat Mao raised his hand and snapped his fingers:
we are vermin we are vermin
……
must kill you kill kill kill
Fat Mao led a few people behind him, and jumped out from behind the wall while singing the falsified "Lai Fu Ling" advertisement, and then Fat Mao spoke first:
"Hey——I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, you will save money to buy roads."
Wang Zhengzheng continued with a long voice: "Who dares to be disobedient, kill or bury—"
The two cooperated very well, it seems that they have played this kind of thing before.
The children who were walking and chatting excitedly were taken aback by the sudden appearance of several thirteen and fourteen-year-old boys who blocked their way.
"This is not your place, why should I give you money." After seeing who the leader was, Ali Zhanlan's eyes burst into anger. The fat boy in front of him was the one who almost killed Viagra. Dead fat cat.
"Yo! Little bastard, you're so brave! You deserve a beating if you dare to talk to our boss like that!" Wang Zhengzheng, who was standing next to the fat cat, looked down at the thin Ali and sneered.
Looking at Ali and the rest of the group's disgruntled eyes, Fat Mao said arrogantly: "Damn bastard, I'll teach you to be a good boy. This area is under my father's control. You can do whatever I want you to do."
"You father and son are both bandits!" Duoduo said angrily from the side.
"Stop talking nonsense, obediently leave that box of money, and I will let you go, and if you don't obey, you will be beaten all over the floor." Fat Cat said, pointing to the money box in the little bald head's arms.
"Is there any money, but there is a life." Si Nuo stared at the fat cat fiercely and replied, the money can keep them from starving and give Viagra medical treatment, and it must not be given to the few scum in front of them.
"Damn bastard, I think you want money rather than life! Grab it for me!" After saying that, Fat Mao rushed over first and started fighting with the children. Soon Fat Mao discovered that the children who were easy to bully before, this time The resistance was extremely fierce, especially the blue-eyed bastard, who was very agile, swung the big cock in his hand, and was extremely brave. With a sound, chicken feathers and chicken droppings danced together, covering Fat Cat's head and face, and the smell of chicken droppings rushed straight to Fat Cat's nose.
The fat cat who had suffered a great loss wiped the chicken feces off his face with his clothes, stretched out his hand to untie the bicycle chain around his waist, and chased after Si Nuo's figure. He slapped him fiercely in the face. Unexpectedly, Si Nuo's reaction was very sensitive. He dodged his head to the side, but it was still small. Although he dodged most of the chain, the chain was still on his forehead. I wiped it, and the blood flowed down immediately.
Si Nuo, who dodged the chain from time to time, caught a glimpse of the situation on the other side out of the corner of his eye. He was covered in blood, regardless of the wound on his head, avoiding the fat cat. His blue eyes were ruthless, and he looked at Wang Zhengzheng, who was kicking the little bald head. rushed over.
At this time, in order to protect the money box from being snatched away, the little bald man squatted on the ground holding the money box tightly. Ren Wang Zhengzheng and another person would not let go no matter how hard they fought, and Duo Duo was picking up a small stone on the ground and hitting another boy. , Si Nuo saw that the situation of the little bald head was more critical, so he rushed over to save the little bald head, and he must not let them snatch the money away!
Wang Zhengzheng, who was having a good time beating, accidentally hit his crotch with a big rooster flying from below. Wang Zhengzheng uttered a scream, covered his lower body, squatted on the ground and yelled incoherently, "Oh!" Chicken...chicken..." I don't know which chicken he was talking about.
When the two groups were fighting fiercely, several railway policemen who were patrolling the line passed by, and happened to see a fat boy chasing and beating a thin boy in front, and shouted from a long distance: "Children, don't fight, don't fight!" If you hit me again, I'll arrest you!"
Seeing that something was wrong, Sha Mao threw away the chain in his hand, and said in a panic, "The police are here, run!" He asked Wang Zhengzheng to be helped up, and quickly fled away.
With the help of the police, the children packed up the scattered items on the ground, thanked them, and returned home.
Healed Si Nuo's wound with the gauze bought for Ji Wei, and the children gathered the good things together, and put the sleeping Xiaobao next to Li Dushan, who had not yet woken up. The purchased ingredients went to the humble kitchen, while Xiaobald and Ali went to deal with the big cock...
"Gollum... Gollum..."
"What a good thing smells so good!"
With the growling of his stomach, Li Dushan opened his eyes, turned his head to look in the dim light, and saw a table with quite a lot of dishes on the table beside him, a plate of vegetarian fried cabbage and tofu A meal of small miscellaneous fish, egg soup, and a bowl of stewed braised pork in the middle, which made Li Dushan wonder if there was a huge mud ball placed on the side of the table, and finally a large bowl of colorful staple food , There are buns, steamed buns, steamed buns, oil cakes, sweet potatoes, etc. piled up in the basin.
"Why so rich! Where did it come from?"
Hearing his voice, three children who were laying dishes and chopsticks at the table surrounded him.
"Wei... Viagra..." Brother Piggy said again first.
"You are too...too powerful! The tricks you taught us are really...really good! We... have made a lot of money today!"
"I've never seen so much money when I grow up!" Qian Duoduo said excitedly.
"I bought a lot of dishes, and it looks like I made all the dishes on this table, so get up and try them!" Duoduo pointed to the dishes on the table and said to Li Dushan.
At this time Ali also stepped forward, took out a few boxes of things from his arms, and handed them to Li Dushan. Looking carefully, they turned out to be several boxes of medicines, including pain relievers and red medicines for bruises. Taking the medicine, Li Dushan couldn't help feeling warm in his heart.
Immediately he raised his head to look at the children in front of him, and Li Dushan noticed something was wrong. Looking carefully, he saw a few bruises on the faces of the children, and a piece of gauze stuck to Ali's forehead under his messy hair , there are still a few traces of red marks on it, and there are a few big bumps on Brother Piggy's bald head, and if there are more, he will become the Buddha Sakyamuni. Li Dushan can't help being furious, these children are so pitiful Well, who else is so cruel to bully them.
So he asked loudly, "Who beat you like this?"
"It's...it's okay, we're all used to it." The little bald man waved his hand to signal the other two not to say anything.
Li Dushan yelled, "His grandma has been bullied like this, and she still wants to hide it from me. Tell me, if you don't tell me, I will overturn this table." After Li Dushan yelled, he stared at The children in front of me.
Qian Duoduo, who has never seen Big Viagra making such a big fuss, was dumbfounded, and said with a crying voice: "Aren't you afraid that you will get angry and faint? Why did you lift the table? The big guy worked hard for a long time to get here." food."
"Yeah~ yeah, I got blisters on my hands to help cook the food." The little bald head sang again anxiously:
Viagra——
Please drink a cup of tea please drink a cup of tea first
Singing, he stretched out his hand to bring over the water glass beside the table, trying to let Li Dushan extinguish the fire, but Li Dushan pushed it away with his right hand, making a gesture to lift the table.
"Brother Viagra, don't touch it, that fat cat led someone to do it!" Ali stretched out his hand to hold Li Dushan's hand tightly, and said hastily.
Then a few children told you what happened, word by word.
After listening to it, Li Dushan was both happy and angry. He was happy that the children were very capable, and his tricks of touching people with affection really paid off. Now this body that can't get down to the ground can't do anything, so I have to find a way to clean him up, think of some way to punish him?Li Dushan was thinking about it in his heart.
"Brother Wei, can you put this matter aside for now, we are all very hungry, and you see that Xiaobao is also in a hurry, let's eat first!" Duoduo hugged the fussy Xiaobao in her arms Li Dushan said.
Xiao Bao, who was being held in Duoduo's arms, was staring at the direction of the table with bright eyes, pulling Duo Duo's hair and pointing at the table with his glistening eyes, his mouth was streaming out.
After regaining his senses, Li Dushan raised his head and saw this scene, and the sound of Ali and the little bald head swallowing their saliva from time to time came over, and a "cuckoo" sound also sounded from Li Dushan's stomach at the right time. , let’s fill up our stomachs first!Li Dushan, who has been fading out of his mouth these days, has no temptation for delicious food, so he waved his hands and said: "Since everyone is hungry, let's eat first!"
As soon as the words fell, Ali and Xiaobald rushed to the mud ball by the table at the same time.
"I'll—(I...I...)"
Li Dushan asked in bewilderment: "You don't eat fish and meat, what are you doing grabbing a ball of mud?"
"Hehe...Brother Viagra, that's delicious, you'll know it in a while." Duoduo smiled while covering his mouth.
At this time, the nimble Ali had already grabbed the mud ball, put it on the ground and knocked it lightly a few times. As the mud ball shattered, a smell of chicken wafted into his nose.
"Beggar chicken?" Li Dushan blurted out, smelling the tangy aroma, he never thought that there was a chicken in it.
"Beggar chicken is my specialty!" said the little bald head triumphantly.
"Special dish? It's a hot dish!" Ali replied, looking at the little bald man's hand with contempt.
"Hey...Mistake, I...haven't roasted such a big...big chicken before!"
While speaking, Ali has already opened the wrapped lotus leaf neatly, revealing the golden chicken inside, and a more intense fragrance wafts in the air.
"Viagra, eat it while it's hot! It's delicious!" Ali tore off two chicken thighs and handed one to Li Dushan and Duoduo, and he and the little bald head grabbed a chicken wing and gnawed on it.
Looking at the fragrant chicken legs in his hand, Li Dushan felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. Eating this hard-won food and listening to the warm words of the children, Li Dushan felt surrounded by strong family affection. Is it something I never had in my previous life!With the ups and downs of his thoughts, Li Dushan felt a drop of warm liquid drip down from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth to block his emotional turmoil.
"Brother Wei, why are you crying?" Duoduo, who was mashing the chicken with a garlic stick and preparing to feed it to Xiaobao, caught a glimpse of a tear falling from the corner of Li Dushan's eye, and hurriedly asked, Ali and the two on the side also stopped After making a move, he looked at Li Dushan in a state of bewilderment.
"Yeah, why am I crying!" Li Dushan hurriedly rubbed the corner of his eyes with the back of his hand with a serious expression on his face.
"Because... because I put onions!"
Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, the little bald head hurriedly pointed to the onion protruding from the chicken's stomach and smoothed things over. Seeing this, Li Dushan nodded and said that was the case. The meat-flavored guys, while shaking off their cheeks and eating, they did not forget to throw the bone to the little yellow dog on the ground. The little yellow dog gnawed on the bone while wagging its fluffy tail happily.
"Yeah, my big one!"
Everyone who was eating happily suddenly heard a thunderous wail coming from the yard, followed by the sound of "dong dong" footsteps, and the door was kicked open with a "bang"...
☆, who's dick
As the door was knocked open, a big man seemed to squeeze in through the door frame. What kind of big man is this!According to Li Dushan's visual inspection, this person is more than 1.9 meters tall, with broad shoulders and thick back, a thick neck almost as thick as his head, a full beard, and a shaved head. In this late autumn season, he only wears a pair of Big black trousers, and a white sweater with open arms, a pair of bamboo pull boards on the big feet like a boat, thick black hair on the chest, and well-developed chest muscles rival Schwarzenegger!
At this time, the left hand was holding a handful of colorful chicken feathers, and the right hand was holding a sharp bone-eviscating knife. As the big man approached, a sharp breath filled the air, scaring the little yellow dog who was gnawing on the bone, stabbing Urinating and crawling under the bed, this big man's sense of oppression was too strong, except for Li Dushan, the children were too frightened to make a sound.
"Where's my chicken?"
"Your jj? Of course it's there!" Li Dushan pointed to the crotch of the big man with a smirk and said, in fact, after seeing the chicken feather, Li Dushan felt bad, and deliberately twisted his words explain.
"It's not my jj, it's this chicken." The big man was stunned for a moment, raised his hand holding the chicken feather angrily, and raised it at Li Dushan. Before Li Dushan could reply, the big man with fluttering nose , followed the scent and stared at the table.
"My chicken! You actually ate my chicken?" Immediately, the big man threw away the chicken feathers in his hand, threw himself on the table, looked at the missing beggar chicken, and said in his mouth: "It's okay. , It’s okay! The best place is still there.” Then a cold light flashed on his right hand, and the fat chicken buttocks were chopped off. The big man put down the knife, grabbed the chicken buttocks and stuffed them into his mouth. After a while of chewing, Nodding while eating, mumbling in his mouth, it's so delicious!tasty!Completely forgetting that he was eating his own chicken.
The little bald man who was relieved looked at the big man who was wolfing down and said proudly: "I roasted it well, of course it is delicious!"
"No, it's his kindness!" Li Dushan replied jokingly.
The big man who was eating well, swallowed the chicken butt in his mouth as if awakened, remembered his purpose of coming, turned around one by one and grabbed the little bald head who was still proud.
"Little bastard, how dare you steal mine and eat it, and say, how do you want me to deal with you?" With all his hands, he pulled the little bald head to his face, and asked viciously, tightening his collar.
"Let it go, are you going to strangle him to death? An old man bullies a child, you don't want to lose face!" Li Dushan saw the little bald head frightened and strangled, his face was blushing, he grabbed Xiaobao's urine and feces film and pointed it at the big man Throw it over.
"Let go of Brother Zhu. Why do you say it's your chicken? We picked it up in an abandoned shed. There's no one around, so there's no owner." Si Nuo on the side rushed forward viciously, He firmly grasped the big man's hand, trying to pull his hand away from the little bald head's neck.
"Wow……"
Frightened by the man's ferocious appearance, Duoduo and Xiaobao in her arms cried out, and the room was in chaos for a while.
Hearing the yelling and crying, the big man froze for a moment, let go of his bald head, reached out to wipe off the smelly diaper on his head, turned his head to look at the place where the cry came from, a little girl holding a baby was frightened Watching him weeping, turning his gaze back, the child leaning on the bed was wrapped in gauze on his head, with a pair of dark eyes full of anger on his wounded face, and looked down again, still holding his hands, blue His eyes were staring at his child viciously, this...this is a bunch of weak children!The twitching cheeky man became a little uncomfortable.
"I don't have the same knowledge as you bastards. Call your old man out and see how he educates children. He even stole my chicken and refused to admit it."
As soon as the voice fell, the room fell silent, only Xiaobao's crying was left.
"My father is not at home!" Li Dushan's voice sounded in the room.
"Then what's his name? Where does he work? I'll find him."
"My dad's name is Ji Gang, and he's currently working in the Palace of the Underworld. You want to find him, here, on the wall behind you!" After Li Dushan finished speaking, he really wanted to roll his eyes, Dad Ji, why isn't your surname Li!
...is this dead?
Touching his bald head, the big man who had understood the smell thought to himself, wait, Ji Gang?which?The big man suddenly turned his head to look behind him, disgusted by the dim light, and walked forward. When he saw an enlarged black-and-white photo clearly hanging on the wall, the big man stood there until his shoulders shrugged and moved. A low choked sound came out. ? ? ?
Li Dushan and the children looked at each other face to face, what's going on?Why is a big man crying alone!
At this time, the big man who had turned around looked at the faces of the children, and finally rushed to the bed to look carefully at Li Dushan's face, which had not yet receded from the bruises. A pair of big hands clasped his shoulders vigorously, excited He asked: "Are you Xiaowei? I'm your Uncle Dao! Why didn't you say anything just now? I haven't seen you for three years. You won't forget me, will you?"
"Who--who are you! I don't know you, put..." Li Dushan grinned back with a sore shoulder, damn it, I'm not the original, I know you ass!What are you doing with such a strong hand, didn't you see that I was a wounded person?
"Let go, you're scratching Brother Viagra." Seeing Li Dushan's painful expression, Si Nuo rushed forward and patted the big man to let him go.
Noticing Li Dushan's expression, the big man quickly let go, "What happened, when did Lao Ji and the others pass away? Don't your family live in the city? Why did you come here?" A series of questions started from the big man's Out of the mouth.
It's a pity that no one paid attention to him. The children gathered around Li Dushan's bed and looked at him with sweat on his forehead, not knowing what to do.
"Get out of the way, let me see his injuries." Pulling away the children who were blocking the way, the big man ignored the objections of several children, and gently unbuttoned Li Dusi's jacket, revealing the position of the shoulders, and saw swelling around the shoulders He stretched out his hand and pressed it, causing Li Dushan to take a painful breath. If it wasn't for the big guy who seemed to understand, Li Dushan would have cursed a long time ago. Don't you know it hurts?
"Xiaowei, this should be a dislocation. I can't cure it. Just wait. I'll find someone who can set bones." Before everyone could reply, the big man had squeezed out the door and ran away. .
"Wei... Viagra, now... what should I do now?"
"Brother Viagra, he said he can heal your injury, that's great."
dislocation?Li Dushan was stunned!Although I often got into fights in my previous life, I often suffered cuts and fractures, but I never got dislocated!It made him think that either the bone was broken or the sequelae caused by the head. Now he only hopes that the leg is also dislocated, so that as long as it is connected, he can no longer be like a useless person, even defecating and peeing. waiting...
"Slow down, slow down! My feet are sore!" A soft and charming voice came in from outside the door, and several children in the room looked at the door at the same time.
"It's here, it's here, it's in this room, what? Your feet are sore, come on, let me rub it for you!"
"Death, where are you rubbing, don't rub it, ah ~ Ya Die, don't rub it, go and open your door."
"Ya Butterfly?" Damn!Li Dushan blurted out in a low voice.
"Brother Big Viagra, what is the Butterfly?" Duoduo asked suspiciously in Li Dushan's ear.
"It's nothing, it's a name for a butterfly. Remember, you are not allowed to say this word in the future."
... Duoduo nodded with a big question mark on his head.
The sound of opening the door sounded, and the light at the door dimmed. The big man squeezed in again, and then bowed his knees humbly, as if treating Lafayette Cixi, and helped someone in from outside the door.
"Hehe~~Yu'er, come in, be careful where you step." The big man smiled all over his face, and helped someone in with a shy face. The flattering and gentle tone made Li Dushan shiver, and goosebumps fell all over the floor. This guy has such a soft side.
"Yu'er, show that kid on the bed, his arm seems to be dislocated."
Accompanied by a refreshing fragrance, a petite woman approached the bed.
The children looked at the person who walked into the bed, and at the same time their eyes lit up. Looking at that face, Li Dushan almost blurted out, Sister Zhiling, you are here!
☆, hands and feet can move
Li Dushan looked at the young woman in front of him in surprise. Her shoulder-length hair was combed like black satin, and she was wearing black clothes and trousers. Very Taiwanese artist Lin Chi-ling,
"It's our first time to meet you, sorry to bother you!" The beauty bowed to Li Dushan at ninety degrees with her hands on her knees, and said in a very gentle tone.
……
"Japanese...Japanese?" From the voice of Ya Die who came from outside the door to the current tone and posture, Li Dushan thinks that this woman is a Japanese girl!
"Hehe~ Why do you think so?" A trace of surprise flashed across the woman's wide-eyed face!Immediately, silver bell-like laughter sounded, and he covered his mouth and asked Li Dushan.
"Hey... Guess! Did I guess wrong?" Li Dushan said with a dry smile, thinking in his heart, I am not an ignorant child.
"What a smart kid!" The woman sat on the bed and smiled, reaching out to caress Li Dushan's head. Li Dushan's subconscious dodge touched his shoulder, and he couldn't help saying "Ouch".
Seeing this, the big man yelled: "Move the fart, don't move! Let Yu'er show you, she is a master bone setter."
"Are you injured? Let me see!" Seeing Li Dushan's painful expression, the beauty didn't dislike the dirtiness of the mattress at all, she lifted the quilt from Li Dushan's body with delicate hands, and stretched to his shoulder to check.
Li Dushan clenched his teeth and let those soft little hands touch his wound.Duoduo, who had been looking at the beautiful woman from the side, said: "Uncle, the big sister you brought is so beautiful!"
The big man nodded his bald head fiercely, and said quite proudly: "That is~~ that is!" Then he was startled, "Little girl, what do you call her?"
"Big sister!"
"Call me?"
"Of course it's the uncle." Duoduo answered the big man's question without knowing why.
"Wrong, wrong! If you call Yu'er sister, you have to call me brother!" The big man said while touching his bald head.
"Aren't you ashamed to be called your elder brother at such a young age?" Duoduo stuck out his cute little tongue and made a face at him.
The big man replied with a straight face: "Why are you so old, I am very young, and it is just right to be your brother!"
Hearing the big man's nonsensical words, everyone couldn't help laughing. Even the little yellow dog poked his head out from under the bed and barked at him twice. Li Dushan thought in his heart, you are worse than me Face.
Seeing that everyone was laughing at himself, the big man became serious, "Don't you believe it? He stroked the beard on his chin with his hand a little reluctantly. If I shave off the beard, I will be very handsome, right, kiss my wife!" Said The big man put his face in front of the woman and asked.
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