The reborn daddy is also crazy

☆, unlucky

This is a low-rise building among high-rise buildings, which seems a little out of place in such a prosperous area, and in one of the small gray-white buildings that are a bit old, at this time, there is a faint view from a window on the second floor. There was an unknown sound, and it was a sound that made people blush and heartbeat at a closer distance.

Under the soft lighting in the room, on a large and exquisite bed, two naked bodies are entangled with each other passionately. With the up and down distance, it can be seen that they are actually two men.

"How is it, baby, is it comfortable?" The man on the top asked the person who made a beautiful voice under him in a frivolous tone, and his own wheat-colored skin was covered with delicate skin due to violent movements. Beads of sweat shone in the shaking, and the six-pack abdominal muscles were clearly visible, but they were lean and different from the exaggerated images of those muscular men.One hand was kneading the sensitive part of the person under him, and the other hand was tightly clasping the white and soft waist of the person under him, and the two collided with each other.

"Brother Shan~ Slow down, I'm going to be overwhelmed, eh~" The handsome man below was fascinated by the handsome man galloping on him with affection in his eyes, and a pair of white arms clung tightly to his body People, as if they were afraid that this person would disappear in the next moment, moans and growls continued to come from the mouths of the two of them, filling the room with an ambiguous and confusing atmosphere that could not dissipate for a long time.

I don't know how long it took, with the sudden acceleration, the man moving above hit him hard, and then only heard an excited and high-pitched moan-groan accompanied by an extremely comfortable low growl, and released it in that warm place. The man who passed by leaned on the handsome man, and the bright red cheeks of the man under him were full of spring, he licked his cherry red lips in satisfaction, and glanced at the man on him with seductive eyes, the two The low panting sound was especially clear in this quiet room.

"You little greedy cat, why haven't I fed you yet?" Looking at the seductive expression of the handsome man, the handsome man reached out and tapped his nose as he spoke, and he was still buried in the warm place when he moved. objects.

"Uh-uh-"

Shocked by the scalding heat, the person half-closed his eyes and groaned seductively.

Baby, you are really enthusiastic, don't worry, I will satisfy you right away!

"Dong dong..."

He was about to raise his gun to fight the man again, when he was interrupted by a knock on the door, "Baby, I'll feed you later!" The deep and sexy voice sounded frivolously in the handsome man's ear, causing dissatisfaction among the people below. She pouted and gave him a reproachful look.

On the man's handsome face, a pair of sword eyebrows were raised, he raised his head and looked in the direction of the door, patted the person under him, got up and left, and as the man left, a slippery liquid slowly dripped onto the bed , seemed to be in disarray, a strong smell floated around, and a stimulating breath diffused in the air.

The slender man wiped his body quickly, put on a simple nightgown, and smiled provocatively at the person lying on the bed with frivolous eyes, then turned around and walked towards the door.

It's just that the handsome person on the bed didn't see it, and the smile on the face of the man who turned around didn't reach his eyes, and there was a look of indifference in those narrow, dark peach eyes.

"Liangzi, it's you, why are you here at this time, don't you know I'm busy?" The handsome man asked the yellow-haired boy standing at the door with some displeasure.

"Oh my god! My brother Shan, you are still in the mood to play! I heard that the little boy you hooked up with was from Boss Huang on the East Street two days ago. Now Boss Huang has brought someone to the door, and he is downstairs How about asking where you are at the bar? Brother, I am loyal enough to sneak up to give you a breather. There are so many of them, I think you should run away quickly!" Liangzi said quickly in a low voice.

"Damn, it's really troublesome, thank you brother, I'll treat you to dinner later." After speaking to the person named Liangzi, the man called Brother Shan hurriedly closed the door.

"Brother Shan, who is it!" The man on the bed was still lying there in a seductive and provocative posture, looking at the man who came in and asked.

"I'm sorry baby, I can't continue with you. Someone asked me to do something urgent, so I have to go first." The man called Brother Shan cursed inwardly as his stomach tightened. After getting dressed, he kissed the man on the bed, and hurried out.

"Brother Shan—" the man on the bed called out dissatisfied.

Ignoring the yelling behind him, Brother Shan opened the door and ran towards the back stairs, thinking angrily in his heart while running, he actually found himself in trouble, went out the back door, neatly got into the car he parked there, and started the car Drive towards the street outside the alley.

"Brother, that kid ran away." Several men who chased out from the back door shouted towards the second floor.

"Damn it, let me chase and catch him. I'll break his three legs and see what he does in the future." Huang Lao shouted angrily upstairs.

"Yes--"

Several people quickly returned to their car parked at the front door, roaring and chasing the car with only one small black spot left.

"If you want to chase me, you still have a long way to go!" Seeing the car chasing from behind, Li Dushan curled his lips and sped up his speed. He breathed a sigh of relief when the car figure no longer appeared behind him, wondering when Li Dushan had been in such a mess in the past few years.

It turned out that this man named Li Dushan, his parents died when he was young, and he grew up in a relative's house in turn. Ruffian, broke away from those so-called relatives at the age of 17, and has been wandering the streets. However, because of his good looks, coupled with his extraordinary talent in bed, he is also a man and woman, many people rush to post He didn't expect that the person he hooked up with a few days ago would actually get into trouble.

Li Dushan, who got himself into bad luck, decided to go to the countryside to hide for a few days!With a constipated expression on his face, he drove the car he didn't know was given to him by his first lover, turned on the road to the countryside, and thinking about the many troubles that happened today, Li Dushan was very restless.

Until, seeing the warning light of a simple train crossing in front of him, he parked the car in front of a wooden pole, and was impatiently waiting for the train to come, when he suddenly felt the car shake, and under the strong impact, the car knocked open the wooden pole. The pole rushed onto the railroad track, relying on the good performance of the car, but it got stuck on the track. Li Dushan, who was knocked dizzy, saw the long-sounding train speeding up, Li Dushan's expression changed, and he opened the door with all his might , as the car door opened, Li Dushan rushed out quickly. As soon as he landed, his car was smashed into pieces by the roaring train, splashing everywhere.

Standing up, Li Dushan, whose body was slightly injured and saved his life, looked back angrily to find the culprit who hit him. He saw a small truck with its head tilted in front of a big tree, and a fat man with blood all over his face. Just as he was climbing out of the cab, he immediately walked angrily towards the man who almost killed him under the train.

The fat man who was raising his head saw Li Dushan approaching with a face full of anger, his face showed a look of bewilderment, suddenly, the fat man stared at Li Dushan with wide eyes in horror, and pointed in his direction , the half-open mouth seems to want to say something...

Damn it, you're okay with bumping into someone. Seeing the man's expression, Li Dushan was furious. Just as he was about to speak, he saw a few onlookers behind the fat man pointing at the top of his head and yelling, " careful"

what?

Li Dushan, who had just raised his head, was smashed to the ground by a black object that fell from the sky. Amidst a burst of screams, Li Dushan, whose face was covered in blood and flesh, was lying on the ground with one eye that could still see clearly. He stared at a familiar black wheel rolling forward from his eyes.

Damn it!There was no mistake, it was the wheel of his beloved car. Li Dushan, whose consciousness gradually became blurred, stared at that unwilling eye, and kept the last few thoughts of his life in his heart, am I going to die?This way of dying is so fucking embarrassing!I am not reconciled!

With the resentment in his heart, that unwilling eye gradually lost its brilliance and was permanently frozen.

The breeze gently blows away a corner of a newspaper that fell on the ground, and a report can be seen clearly printed on it.

Yesterday at the xx railway crossing, a box truck that stepped on the wrong brake hit a car parked in front of the crossing and hit the train tracks. Fortunately, the man in the car escaped in an emergency, but unfortunately, the escaped The man who was hit by the train wheel was hit on the head by his own wheel that was hit by the train and flew into the sky when it fell, and died on the spot. Such a coincidence is really regrettable. Let us mourn the dead...

☆, through

"Whoa - whoa -"

"Wei... Viagra, you... you can't... you can't... hang up like this... hang up!"

"Brother Viagra, wake up! If you die, what will we and Xiaobao do!"

Li Dushan was awakened by a burst of crying and noise. Li Dushan, who was suffering from a splitting headache, listened to the noise in his ears, and was a little puzzled. Didn't I be crushed to death by a wheel?Am I not dead yet?But the more I heard it, the more wrong it became. Damn, when did I call Viagra?

Li Dushan, who wanted to swear, tried to open his heavy eyelids to see which bastard dared to call him that, and finally opened his eyes slightly and saw a picture that was not clear, the shadow in front of him should be Figure!

"Look, Big Viagra, you have opened your eyes."

"Viagra, you're awake!" Another surprised voice appeared in Li Dushan's ear, damn it, how many people are calling him Viagra!

As the picture gradually became clearer, the scene that appeared in Li Dushan's sight made Li Dushan's eyes widen. Enduring the pain in his head, he laboriously glanced at the environment he was in, and then turned back to his eyes.

What kind of fucking shitty place is he in!In the damp, dark and dilapidated room, a musty smell filled the room, and he was lying in the shabby quilt that could no longer be seen in color. In front of him were three dirty little faces, one of which was a little girl with braided braids. The boy was looking at him longingly with a large bowl with a gap in it, and a boy with hair like a chicken coop was fanning him with a broken cattail fan that leaked everywhere, and the boy's eyes were blue. Damn, there are two devils too?In the end, kneeling next to him was a bald boy with big smart eyes. His hands were stroking his chest to comfort him. Smiling, they all stared at him with eyes full of surprise.

"Wuuu~ Big Viagra, it's great that you're fine." Throwing down the broken bowl in her hand, the little girl threw herself on Li Dushan, crying as she spoke.

"Wei...Brother Wei...you are awake, frightened...you frightened us." Hearing the stammering words of the bald boy, Li Dushan was almost out of breath.

"Brother Ji, are you better!" the blue-eyed boy asked silently with his head lowered.

Before Li Dushan could speak, he was disgusted by the stuttering boy's actions. He saw the bald boy crying with joy, wiping the snot and tears from his face while wiping his chest. I rub...

"Why am I here? Who are you?" Li Dushan, who couldn't stand it, hurriedly asked the question in his heart, but as soon as the words fell, Li Dushan was completely stunned. What's the matter with this boyish voice?This~ This is not his deep and sexy voice, but it is indeed what he said!

"Brother Wei, what's wrong with you, don't you even recognize your own family?" Hearing what he said, the little girl hurriedly asked.

"Brother Viagra, don't you remember who I am?" The blue-eyed boy who had been taciturn all this time finally showed a trace of panic in his blue eyes.

"It's... it's over, Wei... Viagra, don't... remember... you remember us, and you were beaten into a big fool!" The stuttering child who forgot to wipe his nose finished the last few words fluently, staring at him with wide eyes. Li Dushan.

Was beaten?idiot?Didn't I get hit by a wheel?Hearing the words of the children, Li Dushan's chaotic head was thinking like this, and he quickly reached out to touch his head, but was stunned by the thin and dirty hand raised in front of his eyes, the voice was wrong, even this hand was not What happened to him?

Regardless of the exclamation of the children, he hurriedly lifted off the quilt on his body, and looked down. It was indeed not his own body, but the thin body of a boy. Li Dushan looked at the children in a daze .

"Is there a mirror? Bring me a mirror." Li Dushan suddenly reached out and grabbed the little girl, and said eagerly.

The little girl who was startled by his actions froze for a moment before running away. After a while, she handed half of the mirror in her hand to Li Dushan.

Putting the mirror in front of his eyes, looking at the face of a child with a bruised nose and swollen face, Li Dushan grinned, and the mouth in the mirror also grinned, and the blood vessels on Li Dushan's head jumped up.

A terrible thought gradually surfaced in Li Dushan's mind, he must be dead!Then the soul somehow ran to this child, this is the so-called time travel that my former little lover talked about!

Look at the flustered little faces around, oh my god, how can there be such a strange thing, you better let Lao Tzu's wheel hit me again!Unable to bear the stimulation, coupled with dizziness, Li Dushan rolled the whites of his eyes, and completely passed out amidst the screams of several children.

Li Dushan, who was awakened by the strangeness on his face and chest amidst the humming sound, turned his head to see what was causing the itching on his face after regaining consciousness, but he didn't get angry to death. A puppy with a dirty body and a strange smell was withdrawing its tongue after licking his face, and its brown eyes were still looking at him innocently. Li Dushan stretched out his hand and patted the puppy's cheek. I patted it aside, but because I didn't have much strength, I just let the puppy fall on the side, then got up, and leaned over again, wagging its tail and whimpering.

"Well--"

Li Dushan, who was about to drive the puppy away again, was pulled back by the stabbing pain from his chest, and saw a small baby wrapped in ragged clothes lying on his chest, looking from his chest. I don't know why the part of the clothes that was opened was sucking and wrapping his own milk particles, maybe he couldn't suck anything, so he would bite twice from time to time, which was the reason why he felt the stinging pain.

Immediately, Li Dushan froze. He felt like being trampled by a thousand grass mud horses. He was devastated. Is there anyone who is more sad than what happened to him? Nimadi, what is this called? Son!I'm an imposing man, not a nanny, you can suck a fart!

Thinking of this, Li Dushan looked at the little bun still bulging on his chest, and quickly stretched out his hands, hugging the little baby and trying to lift him away from his chest.

"Ow—"

With a lot of effort, not only did the bun fail to open, but the little bun was bitten tightly in his mouth and pulled away. Li Dushan groaned in pain, and had to put the little bun back on his chest.

"Brother Viagra, you're awake! Do you feel better?"

At this time, the girl with shofar braids came in carrying a large and small bowl, saw Li Dushan who was already awake, and put the bowl on a broken cabinet beside the bed as she spoke.

"Look at our little treasure is awake too, he's hungry! Did you go to Brother Dawei to find grandma to eat again? I came to my sister's for dinner." Seeing the little bun on Li Dushan's chest, the little girl took it He scooped up a small spoonful of the contents of the small bowl and handed it to Xiao Baozi's mouth. Li Dushan took a look, it should be rice soup, right?

Being lured away from the little bun on Li Dushan's chest, he ate the rice soup that the little girl fed him bit by bit. It's strange that this little baby doesn't like to cry like the babies Li Dushan saw before , giving a very well-behaved feeling.

The sound of "gulu" came from Li Dushan's current body, making him feel his old face flushed (still old?) and turned his head away uncomfortably.

"Brother Wei, this is the porridge for you, you can eat some!" The girl handed the big bowl on the cabinet to Li Dushan, looking at Li Dushan with her big clear eyes on her dirty face , that means let him eat.

Seeing the almost translucent rice soup, Li Dushan was silent for a while, took the bowl, lowered his head and drank it silently, with a wry smile in his heart, let's find out the situation after filling his stomach!Although it is impossible for this thing to fill his stomach.

The girl who was struggling to hold the baby looked at Li Dushan who finished drinking the rice soup in the bowl, let go of the worry in her eyes, and smiled happily.

"Brother Viagra, does your head still hurt?"

"Well, it still hurts. Now my mind is in a mess. I can't remember anything. I don't remember what happened. I don't remember who I am. Who are you? Can you tell me?" Covering his head, Li Dushan pretended to have a headache and asked the little girl, he must not let people know that he is no longer the original product, he does not want to enter the laboratory or be treated as a lunatic.

"Woo~ Big Viagra, don't scare me! I'll go find Little Zhu and the others." After hearing Li Dushan's words, the girl wailed, stuffed the baby in Li Dushan's arms, turned around and ran away out.

Li Dushan hugged the little bun in his arms speechlessly. The baby's face seemed to be clean after being wiped. This is caused by malnutrition.

The little bun who was crawling in his arms, looking at the terrible environment around him, God damn it, where did you put me in a shitty place, you are so fucking poor.

"Viagra, do you really not remember us?" the blue-eyed child who ran into the room asked anxiously.

"Well, maybe it hurt my head, I forgot everything." Li Dushan nodded and said, hearing his words, the look in the child's blue eyes dimmed.

"No... don't worry, look at Wei... Viagra's appearance, but he doesn't remember anything. He hasn't become an idiot yet. He wants to know... what to know, we tell him no... and that's it." The bald man followed behind The boy stammered.

Dare to say that Lao Tzu is an idiot, and Li Dushan, who didn't understand the situation, endured the anger in his heart and had a headache, and handed the baby in his hand to the girl.

☆, the truth

"Let's start with who you are! What does it have to do with me?" Seeing the girl taking the baby, Li Dushan got up and half-lyed on the bed with the help of the blue-eyed child and the little bald head.

"Wei... Viagra, I'm ten... 11 years old..."

"Stop! Your words are making my head hurt even more. You can tell me." Unable to bear the stammering of the little bald head, Li Dushan pointed to the blue-eyed chicken nest head for him to speak.

……

"Brother Wei, Ali doesn't like to talk, let Brother Zhu speak for himself! He won't stutter when he sings, and it's also very nice!" The girl with shofar braids saw that the chicken nest head next to him was silent, and looked at Li Dushan Said.

"I...sing...sing for you." The little bald head scratched his head anxiously and nodded quickly, looking around, saw a large tea mug with missing porcelain and a small spoon on the cabinet, so he picked it up, holding the spoon in one hand , holding the bowl in one hand, knocking and singing:

left hand gong right hand drum

Singing with gongs and drums in hand

I don't remember anything else

I just remember my name is Zhu Xiaoge

my life is really hard

I got lost and couldn't find my parents

I'm wandering around alone

Come here, Father Ji warms me up and protects me

Happiness comes from having a family

fluttering

fluttering

fluttering

flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter

Gone - whoops...

The crisp and sweet child's voice wafted through the room.

Li Dushan listened to this familiar melody with black lines all over his head, shit!Isn’t this the Fengyang Flower Drum Song that Teresa Teng sang? Unexpectedly, this little stutterer not only has a good voice, but also has extraordinary quick wit in compiling lyrics at such a young age. He can actually incorporate every detail of his life experience into the lyrics. Smart, doesn't this correspond to what Ge You said; there is no grass growing on the bustling streets, and the heads of smart people don't grow hair. Looking at the shiny bald head, Li Dushan couldn't help thinking.

The little bald-head sang to the point where he was proud of singing, twisting his waist and swaying his hips to dance the yangko step. As a result, he didn't pay attention to his feet, and accidentally stepped on the pile of poop that the little yellow dog had just pulled. It caused a burst of uncontrollable laughter, including Li Dushan.

"Okay, stop singing, I know your name is Brother Zhu, it's your turn." Li Dushan held back his laugh, interrupted the little bald boy who stood up and wanted to continue singing, and pointed at the mixed-race boy asked.

"My name is Si Nuo, I'm nine years old." After speaking, Ji Wotou picked up half a piece of discarded newspaper to wipe off the shit, and went out silently.

"Is this the end?" Li Dushan was speechless looking at the figure that had simply finished speaking and gone away. What's the point?His puzzled eyes shifted to the two children on one side.

"Brother Viagra, Ali doesn't want to mention his life experience, let me tell you everything that will happen next!" The little girl answered Li Dushan's question.

After listening to it, Li Dushan felt that Si Nuo's life experience was like a soap opera. His mother, who wanted to go abroad, climbed up with a foreigner, but was dumped and gave birth to him out of wedlock. Throw him to his grandmother who lives in Ping'an County, and he disappeared. As a result, my grandmother got seriously ill and entrusted him to the kind neighbor Ji's family before dying.

"Then why do you call him Ali?" Li Dushan asked suspiciously.

The croissant raised his fist in resentment, "It's not because Ali looks so different from us, so many people call him a little bastard, and we can't stop it. Listen, bastard! How ugly and hurtful Call it!"

Later, one day they went shopping and saw Chen Peisi's skit "Selling Mutton Skewers" playing on TV. When they saw Chen Peisi's Uncle Alibaba who claimed to be from Xinjiang, the very flexible little brother Zhu had an idea and thought of Si Nuo. It is true that they look different from the Han people, but they are somewhat similar to some people in Xinjiang. I have never heard anyone call a Xinjiang person a bastard, so I introduced him to people who came from Urumqi and called him Ali Baba. A native of Xinjiang, the effect is surprisingly good. At most, he is called Little Xinjiang, and few people call him a bastard anymore.

"Although Sino doesn't like the name Alibaba, we think it's so kind, so we call it that."

After listening to the girl's words, Li Dushan looked at Si Nuo who walked into the room again, he couldn't help but not laugh, thinking about returning Alibaba!Is there any sesame to open the door?This little bald head can really spoof.

Then the girl with a lonely face began to talk about her life experience. Her surname is Qian, and she is ten years old. Her father is very patriarchal. Named Xiangdier. When the second child was a girl again, Qian’s father was a little anxious to name his younger brother. With the birth of the third girl, Qian’s father, holding on to the last hope, named the child Hope brother, the result is that old money is desperate, and the fourth is still a girl.

At that time, Mama Qian asked Papa Qian if this child should be called Wangdier. The unbearable Papa Qian yelled angrily after spraying Mama Qian with saliva all over his face, and looked at him. This child will be called Yuyu Qian from now on. Yes, after finishing speaking, he didn't even look at the child, turned around and went to drink.

Mother Qian was stunned, unnecessary!How can a girl have such an ugly name, so Qian Mama, who really couldn't say it, changed the word redundant and called Qian Duoduo.

On the one hand, he was unwilling to give up his son's old money, and on the other hand, he couldn't pay the fine for family planning, so he joined the army of superbirth guerrillas and led the whole family to wander around the country to make a living. On the way, there were too many children, and I didn't take care of them well, so I accidentally left Duoduo here.

Duoduo, who was helpless and panicked and cried, was taken back by Ji's father and mother who saw her poorly, hoping that one day her parents would find her.

Hearing this, Li Dushan was almost speechless, the kindness of his parents is too much, can you afford it?Fortunately, their vision is not bad. Judging from Li Dushan's countless eyes, these few are still good young people.

As for the little baby, who is eleven months old and has no name now, his nickname is Xiaobao, and he was picked up more than a month ago, because the little bun was so cute and beautiful at the time, and she wanted a younger sister as a companion, but in the end When I went home and opened the package, it turned out to be another one with a handle. The younger sister became the younger brother. I was very disappointed at the time, and the baby had no other clues except for a note with the date written on it, so I couldn't throw it away anymore. He had to keep it, and that puppy was picked up more than half a month ago. Li Dushan's mouth was twitching now. This child must be influenced by Ji's parents to pick up everything!

From Duoduo's subsequent narration, Li Dushan probably understood the situation. This is a place called Ping'an County, because this is the junction of several provinces. As a transit point, there is a railway station, where people travel from south to north A lot, and it was lively. He was reborn in a 12-year-old boy named Ji Wei. His family lived next to the train station, and his parents died one after another within this year.

When asked how he was injured, the children were silent, until he got impatient, Duoduo said angrily: "It was beaten by the big fat cat."

"Garfield?" Duoduo's strange accent made Li Dushan sound like Garfield

"Brother Viagra, it's not a fat cat, it's a big fat cat, it's the son of that badass station master, ah~ I'm sorry, I forgot you don't remember." Duoduo stuck out his tongue.

It turned out that Ji Wei's father was an accountant at the station, with a straightforward personality and a kind heart. He was suddenly crushed to death by a train a year ago, and Zhu Xiaoge, who was playing by the railway, saw that Ji's father was pushed down by the station master. After being overly frightened, her speech became a bit stuttering in the future, and Ji's mother, who was heartbroken, sued the webmaster.

But within a few days, the stationmaster who was captured was released again. The reason was that Dad Ji wanted to commit suicide. The stationmaster was trying to stop him, but he still didn't stop him. Dad Ji died tragically under the wheel. The picture seen by the little bald head was distorted into gibberish due to excessive fright.

Ji's mother went to the police station many times to argue, but it was useless. Later, she heard that the captain of the criminal police was the brother-in-law of the station chief. At this time, Ji's mother, who was working in the canteen of the station, was framed for stealing things from the canteen and fired her. In a fit of grief, shame and indignation, Ji's mother also died of a heart attack, leaving behind four children who were left alone.

What's even more shameless is that the station master used the death of Ji's parents as an excuse, and the house they lived in was a public house, so he forcibly took it back, and gave them an abandoned work shed that had been in disrepair for a long time, and shamelessly boasted everywhere that he was homeless. Homeless children arrange housing problems, does not know that this homelessness is caused by him.

The children who have no source of income have sold all the things that can be sold from their homes in the past six months, and the food they got in exchange has long been gone. For those who are not rich, even if a kind person gives They ordered food, and they could only settle for one or two meals. Ji Wei, who had no choice but to stop going to school, took them to pick up some junk at the station to exchange for money, or to eat leftovers that they didn't need, and lived a life. Life without a meal.

Ji Wei, who was picking up things at the station the day before yesterday, was blocked by the stationmaster's bastard son nicknamed Fat Cat. During a burst of pushing and cursing, someone knocked him under the platform, hitting his head on the ground. He fell on the gravel, blood flowed all over the ground, and he fell into a coma. The children all ran away in fright.

The station master was afraid that he would cause trouble for him if he died there, so he sent someone to bandage him at the health center and sent him home. He threw down five yuan, patted his ass and left.

The owner of this poor body may have died due to serious injuries. He was relieved, but he put the mess here on the later Li Dushan, and Li Dushan, who took his body, wanted to look up to the sky and sigh. Wearing it on a child with such a tragic fate, and carrying a bunch of oil bottles, God doesn’t bring such fun, you give me back my handsome appearance and 1.8 meters three toned figure!Give me back my carefree life!Give me back the title of One Night N Jiro!Bah, it's getting too far...

☆, play tricks

After drinking the last bit of rice soup, Li Dushan looked around, saw the dilapidated houses with shabby clothes, and looked eagerly at his three streaky faces and a dirty dog. The parents of this body really left behind a super invincible mess. They secretly touched their stomachs. If they don’t want to find a way out, why are they pointing at these children who are younger than themselves to support them? He can't.

In the past three days, Li Dushan has understood his current situation. The three children basically spent the five yuan in compensation on getting him medicine and changing it. Rice, cooked for him and Xiaobao, and they went out to beg or pick up the leftover food from the restaurant. If they got good things, they left them for Li Dushan. He felt very uncomfortable. Although Li Dushan was not very prominent in his previous life, he was not shameless enough to let a few children who were more pitiful and helpless than him raise him.

Maybe it's the good genes of Ji's father and mother who are helpful and meddling in the blood of my body, or maybe it's the reason why I was moved by what the children did for me after living a new life. Dushan felt that he should have been affected, and wanted to do something practical for these children, and create a promising and bright future for them and himself.

But what can be done so as not to arouse the suspicion of the children?After all, he is a person with amnesia. The silent Li Dushan contemplated for a while and had an idea, so he coughed and said mysteriously: "You all come closer, I will tell you a secret, three days Didn’t I faint again after waking up before? This coma is really dangerous, and I almost couldn’t wake up. My soul left my body and fluttered in the air with the wind. When I didn't know where I was going to fly, I met an old man with a white beard." Speaking of this, Li Dushan blinked at the frightened children hesitantly.

"No... it can't be... it's... Lord Yan!" The little bald man said with his eyes widened.

"Yan... Yan, you are so tall, can I still talk to you here after seeing King Yan?" Li Dushan knocked on the shiny bald head with a big chestnut.

Then he said: "It turns out that this old man is a fairy, and the fairy said that he has a fairy relationship with me, so he taught me some means of making a living, and we will use these means and skills to cheat money in the future! Let us live a better life Bar!"

Cheat~~Cheat money! ! !

The faces of several children were full of shock, and they exclaimed in unison.

"No, it's not cheating money. I'm wrong, it's making money! And what I told you is our secret, no one can tell it, otherwise the fairy said he would take me away, and you will never see each other again It's up to me." Li Dushan blushed and hurriedly corrected it, seeing the faces in front of him changed color due to the words behind him, and kept nodding to express that he would keep the secret. Shan is very satisfied.

I let out a sigh of relief for Li Dushan, who has been fooled for the time being, so let's do this first!When the next few children get older, I believe that I have gotten along well with them. Even if I feel that something is wrong, I am still their big Viagra, and there will be no trouble.

"Now, the most important thing for us is to fill our stomachs. Let me think about what I want to do!" Li Dushan said to the children while touching his flat stomach that had only drank half a bowl of rice soup. Everyone will be malnourished, and it will be bad if they get sick. Li Dushan racked his brains thinking about what they can do now?

Seeing Viagra, I want to ask