Eros kisses Psyche

Uncle Jing, who grew up from a young age and never dared to break into trouble, is now together with an ignorant girl who is out of the real situation. Like the two families, they are waiting in the cafeteria for the return of the overlord Comrade Xu.

"You... Do you want to eat wontons? I invite you..." Uncle Jing and Bai Mengmeng finally spoke after staring at each other for a long time.

Bai Mengmeng didn't understand the seriousness of the matter at all, she blinked and thought for a while: "Okay, okay."

The two sat in the cafeteria eating wontons, and there were only wontons left in the cafeteria at this point.

"What the hell is going on...? It looks so serious... Did they have a festival before?" After Bai Mengmeng calmed down, she began to gossip.

"Well, this... that... I don't know either." Jing Jianian couldn't say anything, he was so worried that he couldn't even eat wontons, and he couldn't help but think that Xu Ba would say the next second Maybe...Warming Wine and Slaying Huaxiong....

Bai Mengmeng was very interested and had a big appetite: "...Then why do I suddenly have a boyfriend? Isn't he a couple with you?"

"No!" When Jing Jianian mentioned this, he was so angry that he immediately cleansed himself uprightly and slammed the blame, "Didn't you send him a love letter? In fact, he has taken a fancy to you for a long time, but he is very shy. , and I told you that this person is a special second grader, and I just said that to test your love."

"...Then I don't think I passed the test." Bai Mengmeng patted her stomach.

"Don't think like this! In fact, he already belongs to you in my heart!" Jing Jianian wished to get rid of his bad relationship quickly and put him in a normal society to enjoy the warmth of love. How heroic you are! It's all about love!"

"It's obvious that you guys are already prepared. If this love is said to be him and Qin Hong falling in love and killing each other, it's more reasonable..."

"Eldest sister..." He quickly changed his words as soon as he said it, "Goddess, female Bodhisattva, please don't mention this in front of him."

"Is it so serious?" Bai Mengmeng stuck out her tongue, "But Teacher Qin looks really cowardly, hahaha, completely overturned my imagination... I will cross it off from my list of male gods in the future. "

"That's because your level of selection of male gods is not good enough." Jingzi became inexplicably proud again.

"Who could have imagined it? He didn't see that pillar hahahaha! And he was so afraid that Xu Budie would really bump into him? How could it be possible that classmate Xu is so enthusiastic, kind and positive..."

Jing Jianian could only return with a smile.hehe.How to say that sentence, the mask has been worn for a long time...

Bai Mengmeng understood his expression, and suddenly her voice became quieter: "No way, no way, no way? But didn't Teacher Qin get into his car in the end—no, it should be said that he drove Qin The teacher's car forced Teacher Qin to get into his own car—it doesn't seem right, it's just casual... If a normal person's life is in danger, then he must..."

"If I hold a gun to your head and force you to get in the car, you should get in."

Bai Mengmeng's face turned pale: "Is this problem comparable...Then should we call the police?"

"Why call the police, I haven't even finished eating the wonton..."

"You guys are still here, do you still have something to eat?" Xu Budie asked, he walked over quickly from a distance, his steps were light, his expression was natural, there was no mud or blood on his body...

Good guy, it looks like Hua Xiong has been chopped off. My wonton soup is still hot.Jing Jianian suddenly became solemn, and stretched out his hand to wipe his neck: "...you, you, you've got it done?"

"Ah," Xu Budie seemed in a good mood, took Jing Jianian's bowl and ate it.

Is this a sinkhole or a car accident?Jing Jianian lowered his voice: "...is it clean?"

Xu Budie rolled his eyes from above the bowls and chopsticks and gave a "you understand" look, his eyelashes were like a sharp knife slashing across, and then drooped down again.Bai Mengmeng was so frightened by this look that she shuddered all over: "Student Xu Xuxu, you didn't really do something illegal and criminal, Mr. Qin Qin—"

"Don't call him a teacher, he is not worthy." Xu Budie said, then turned to smile, "What are you doing, what else can I do to him?"

Jing Jianian rolled his eyes: "You are exuding an aura of successful revenge from the underworld, do you know that. Where did you throw him?"

"I didn't throw it away, didn't I say send him back?"

"Then send it back?"

"It's really sent back." Xu Budie blinked his eyes naturally, and became harmless to humans and animals of the herbivore family as usual, "What's the matter, I can still take him to a culvert in the suburbs to find no one. To Shen Tang?"

Jing Jianian and Bai Mengmeng looked at each other.I thought to myself, according to your posture just now, it seems quite possible.

"No, how could it be, I'm such a kind person..." Xiao Xu hooked the corners of his mouth, drank all the warm wonton soup, put down the bowl and said, "His pants are all wet, where can he go if we don't send him back? Pity him The leather seats of the new car."

Even though there were only two of them, Jingzi still yelled the whistle, and Bai Mengmeng couldn't help laughing.

"You are not afraid that he will retaliate against you again."

"No." Xu Budie said flatly, "He won't dare again."

This back and forth, wasted a lot of time.Jing Jianian finally regained his composure, and began to regret that his well-designed visual dislocation wall painting played an important role, made great contributions, and the effect was outstanding, but he did not receive the corresponding sense of accomplishment at all—the few people who saw the scene except him Other than not even smiling!He decided to cut the video and add it to the music. At worst, Qin Hong's face would be mosaic, and he would post it on the Internet to enjoy a wave of due praise.

This kind of ingenious design, of course, should match Yishuier's barrage "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" should be matched with Yishuier's barrage of course!What's going on with Hamlet, what a waste of my talents!

It's so late, it's time to turn off the lights in his own dormitory, so he followed Xu Budie's dormitory (it's not the same as the men's dormitory), after all, he has patients here, so the school's special permission is not to turn off the lights.The advantage of not turning off the lights is that at the end of the semester, Xu Budie's dormitory will be crowded with people, and everyone who comes will say "Hello, Auntie" to Lin Youxia.Xiao Xu felt that her mother should be very happy.

Jing Jianian excitedly turned on Xu Budie's hibernating computer...but the computer froze.

"I told you that your computer should be replaced, at least add a memory stick..." He restarted it, but it still crashed again.

"...Is this Qin Hong's curse... He doesn't want me to make his video?"

"It shouldn't be a problem with the computer," Xu Budie also said strangely, "I can't turn on my phone either, it's hot."

Jing Jianian went to touch his own mobile phone, but he didn’t look at it all the time. He just opened it and found that the unreads had accumulated to 99+, so he opened one casually, “I wipe it, Jing Zi! Did you make this cat! You made it, right?” ? I saw you tinkering with this a long time ago!"

With question marks all over his head, he replied: "Huh?"

"It's hot! Damn, isn't it the account you used before? It even posted our school's cat! It's you, right! It's you!"

He clicked on another message, which was the off-site assistance from the computer department he had sought earlier: "What's the matter with me? Your website's server is overcrowded now..."

Immediately afterwards, there were girls who helped in the operation of several clubs: "All the inventory on our Taobao is empty... suddenly it is empty! All photos are taken off the shelves! There are too many people who ask us and we don't know how to answer...all of them are Ask the new product that just came out, what's the 'lost cat'!"

……

Jing Jianian turned his head in disbelief and looked at the shelf in the corner of the room. That's right, the ugly cat was still hanging on it, looking at him with an extremely mocking expression.

Oh, stupid humans.

The new product "Unlimited Lost Cat" exploded inexplicably overnight.The website was directly overwhelmed, and no matter how many items were listed on Taobao, they would be sold out immediately, and even the old models designed by some other students who had done charity sales before them were sold out.The buzz about this bereavement cat on the Internet has risen to a discussion on the bereavement culture and philosophy of life of young people.The people who came to interview were piled up in the school, and there were many who came to talk about business cooperation.Xu Budie didn't want to show his face, but he thought that maintaining the popularity of public opinion was good for sales, so he asked Jing Jianian to be interviewed.

"How do I know what your reaction is, what it expresses, what it symbolizes? In my opinion, it is such an ugly cat! It has cat moss!" Jing Jianian jumped, "Can't you go by yourself?"

"If I go, the definition of this cat is not a young mourning culture." Xu Budie said calmly, "It will become a passionate legend of an inspirational teenager who sells a cat to save his mother. Do you think it is suitable?"

Jing Jianian thought about it, and it seemed that there was a possibility.And the sad face of the infinitely lost cat, coupled with the passionate and inspirational lines, can only make it more sad. Why don't you just tell the truth that they don't reflect any philosophy of life, and I hope everyone doesn't dislike being picked off Mao's cat, adopt it instead of buying it. If the cat is well cared for, it will grow back... and so on.

"That's fine," Jing Jianian thought, and cleared his throat reluctantly, "However, we must have a division of labor and cooperation, right? I can't rely on me for everything. Do you know how many people have been downloaded now? Have you ordered it... It's scary, it's not the amount that can be made by hand." He winked, "Cheng Zhu promised a long time ago that he can borrow his kiln when making batches. Remember to get in touch. , this can’t be delayed, it’s too late if you don’t do it, contact him right now, remember?…”

Xu Budie: "..."

What does it mean to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot?

Contact, there is no shame in contacting an old Cheng.Would he still dare not lend it to me?

Just speak directly, listen to his opinion after speaking, don't reply with one more word, ask him to give me Brother Han's contact information, and I can go directly to connect with Brother Han.Yes, just do it.

He made up his mind to write a few lines of drafts on paper over and over again. It seemed unhuman to talk about business without saying hello, but even writing "how are you" and "how are you doing?" Hypocritical, and even more afraid that the moment I ask the question, the boundary that I have finally insisted on until today will be easily broken.

I did a full set of ideological construction, and finally opened WeChat with a brave face——I was blinded by the pop-up message.

Most of the useless information can be skipped. In the early years, he added too many people for the work of Almighty, and many of them had his WeChat account.This time, I don’t know who knew that he was the author of the infinite lost cat and gave out WeChat. People who came to apply for friends lined up in a long line, and they were sore when they clicked delete.

But a strange-looking head came into view, a little familiar, like a... big pig's hoof.

The application text is also very different from the crowd of gossip and interviews. It is out of the era: it was introduced by a friend. Is there any universal service now?

Xu Budie stared blankly at that sentence for a while.In order to concentrate on his studies, he ruthlessly stopped taking odd jobs, and the name of "Universal Man Xiao Xu" on WeChat has long been changed.

He clicked "Accept", sent a business emoji, and asked solemnly: What service do you need?

Although no expression could be seen in the dialog box, he seemed to be able to see through the three dots behind the word "typing" on the flickering screen, seeing the other party's obviously flustered appearance, and couldn't help but smile.

/Ah, um, I heard that you have the service of Almighty...anything, anytime, right? /

Xu Budie's heart seemed to be pinched suddenly, and there was a little pain on the tip. "Anything, any time" - that's how I advertised to Cheng Zhu when I first met, the main purpose was to hold the benefactor and hug his thigh, which made him feel very guilty now.

/Yes...ah, no crime.Is there anything you need me to do for you?Purchasing, running errands, moving house, delivering goods, feeding the cat, walking the dog, playing mahjong, cleaning the blinds of the air conditioner, the fee is charged by the hour depending on the type. /

Xu Budie sent a price list seriously.Acting, you can act vigorously, let's see who of us is a professional.

/Is it okay to chat with me?Ah, I promise it's not the kind that breaks the law...it's pure chatting!Pure! /

"..." Xu Budu rolled his huge eyes.OK, very good.If you want to bring something else, you won't pass the trial.

/ Yes, but yes... what do you want to talk about? /

/ Anything is fine, just talk to me.Running abroad, I almost can't speak Chinese.../

Liar, Singapore is full of Chinese-speaking people.Xu Budie felt that he couldn't pretend anymore, so he hurriedly searched for a set of super cute emoticons to make up for his shortcomings in acting. As a result, the hottest emojis are all the lost cat series, lost cat derivative series and lost version of lost cat Series, after he finished the set, he sent a sad cat scratching his bald emoji, adding to his mourning, feeling that the chat was more perfunctory.

/Is there no one to talk with you?What about the family? /(Lost cat plucks belly hair.GIF)

/ My boyfriend ignores me, woo woo, I feel very uncomfortable, I heard that he has a new girlfriend recently... Do you think I still have a chance? /

Xu Budie threw the phone away: "I'm so fucking good to you!!"