Eros kisses Psyche

Jing Jianian was raised from a young age, no one dared to mess with this old man, not even the teacher.He has extraordinary experience in the matter of tricking teachers, and he is on the top when he mentions it.But he didn't want to understand why Xu Budie was suddenly so concerned about this matter, but one person's nerves are nerves, and two people's nerves are performance art.If someone plays with him, that's a good brother. Besides, he doesn't like Qin Hong no matter what. He has all kinds of looks and even the style of dressing is like Cheng Zhu, but he doesn't look like him.

Qin Hong is now standing in the middle of the lecture theater, where Cheng Zhu would stand before, surrounded by a circle of chattering students, all looking at him with admiration, asking this and that around him, asking for his autograph.He wrote one by one, and he would ask the students' names and write a long gift.

Jing Jianian took a look, there were people coming and going at the door of the classroom, obviously it was not feasible to put a water basin on him.He poked his head around and saw that the new car that Qin Hong had specially driven to show off was lying there in the parking lot underneath.He smiled, had an idea, and said to Xu Budie: "The soldiers are divided into two groups. I'll go to the garage. You can try to steal his car keys."

But Xu Budie was not thinking about it.He noticed something else, there were too many girls around Qin Hong.They refused to leave for a long time, Teacher Qin called out.Wherever Qin Hong went, they followed him like ducklings.

Qin Hong chatted with them in depth without hurrying at all, walked out of the classroom slowly, and led his personal guards to swagger through the market.This is a moment of glory for a man.In the past, when he came here, he would feel a bit guilty, unable to hold his head up, and the students would unconsciously compare him with Cheng Zhu. Although no one would tell him the result of the comparison, he still felt that he had already lost. In the eyes of every student.But now, he is a veritable king, so proud.

Some students sent homemade cakes and said a few words. Qin Hong seemed very moved, and invited the students to eat cakes in the faculty lounge.Everyone cheered and were very happy.

"It seems a bit inhumane to play tricks on the cake. After all, so many students will eat it." Jing Jianian was quite regretful, and told him on the phone connection between the two of them, "Car keys."

Taking advantage of the crowds while eating the cake, Xu Budie went over to steal the key.Qin Hong's key was placed on one side of the table with his briefcase, and now he was pushed to the other end by the crowd to share the cake, and he took the key with almost no trouble.Xu Budie breathed a sigh of relief, and when he raised his head, he happened to see the girl who was crowded beside Qin Hong——the girl who had sent him a love letter, her arm was almost stuck to Qin Hong's, too close , she didn't seem to notice it at all, and she was still smiling happily; Qin Hong clung to her, leaned over her body to get the candle, almost wrapped her arms in his arms, rubbed her chest against his back, rubbed it over, rubbed it over again .

Nobody cares.Qin Hong is married and looks just like that.He is also very kind and kind, and the students admire his achievements and want to become like him in the future.

Xu Budie felt his hair trembling, and couldn't help but think: Am I overthinking?Am I jumpy again?Stress response?

He felt nauseated, and stood there dripping with cold sweat; the girl seemed to notice his needle-like eyes, and looked up to this side.

——She didn't see anything; Xu Budie grabbed the key and ran out of the lounge as if fleeing.

When night fell, Qin Hongcai finally got down from the elevator to the parking lot. He was accompanied by a student, who seemed to be talking about something along the way.Xu Budie and Jing Jianian "ambushed" on both sides, waiting for them to come over. Jing Jianian threw the car keys to Xu Budie, picked up his phone and turned on the video, and prepared to record Qin Hong's embarrassing appearance - for him He said that it is enough for the teacher to be ugly, as long as the prank is successful, he plans to process the video and post it on the website, so as to have another capital to laugh at Qin Hong.He also found the student following Qin Hong, and asked Xu Budie in a low voice, "What should I do? It won't delay things, right? Do you want to lure him away?"

Qin Hong walked around the corner unaware, followed by a girl... a car drove past, Qin Hong pulled her inward as if to protect her, and from then on he put one hand on her shoulder.

Xu Budie opened his eyes wide, and even Jing Jianian whispered gossip in surprise: "Hey, isn't that girl the one who confessed to you before...Bai Mengmeng from Huanyi? Have a new love affair? This taste has changed a bit..."

Xu Bu repeatedly slapped him: "Don't talk nonsense." His voice was a little heavy, but it happened to be covered by Bai Mengmeng's excited voice: "Really? Can I go and see it? I really like Teacher Gan's works... "

Qin Hong followed with a smile: "Why, it turns out that the one who said he likes me just now is a lie, then I will be sad..."

There are many dangers in the words and sentences of these words, like a wild beast opening its fangs unbearably, drooling, trying to devour the little girl.But Bai Mengmeng didn't realize that she had fallen into the trap of wolf kisses at all, and she hurriedly defended a little embarrassedly: "No! I just think that if you want me to be a model, I may not be able to... Actually, I'm a bit fat ..."

Therefore, Qin Hong wanted to invite her to Mr. Gan's gallery...to be a painting model.

Xu Budie felt his blood rushing to his head.He forgot what traps, what pranks, and what plans he had originally planned, but he felt his scalp explode. When he realized it, he had already rushed out, dragging the girl who was still dazed behind him, with dark eyes and He stared at Qin Hong in horror, as if he was about to pounce on him and tear him to pieces in the next second.

Qin Hong was taken aback.He felt his face swell as if someone had slapped him in the face, and he was as embarrassed as if he had pulled up his pants hastily after someone smashed a good thing, so he couldn't even pull out a decent smile.Why happened to be him?Did this kid do it on purpose?

He grinned, as if wanting to show his friendliness: "It's Xiao Xu..."

"Get out!" Xu Budie stared at him, "She's my girlfriend."

Jing Jianian held the mobile phone that was still recording, and poked his head out in surprise: "What's wrong?"

Sure enough, it was premeditated!How much did they record?Qin Hong raised his hands almost reflexively, and clarified emphatically: "I told you that you can't take it out of context. I didn't do anything. It was this classmate who took the initiative..."

"roll!!"

Qin Hong's momentum was completely controlled, he hurriedly drove towards the direction where his car was parked based on his memory, "Don't get excited...it's all a misunderstanding...I'm leaving now."

He saw his car from a distance, and subconsciously ran towards it, frantically groping for the key everywhere, the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't find it, what's going on, before, all his attention was on the girl, not at all. Remember, did I take the key, did I take it, did I put it on the podium?

At the moment when he lowered his head and raised his head, a wall suddenly appeared in front of him for some reason, and before he had time to stop, his head hit the wall with a bang.

"Hahahahaha—" Jing Jianian burst into a fitful laugh.He has been busy for a long time, just to wait for this moment, and he recorded everything perfectly. If Qin Hong hadn't walked in such a hurry, he might not have gotten so close without noticing it, and he wouldn't have bumped so hard—— Teacher Qin fell down on the ground, with a big blood-red bump bulging in the middle of his head at a speed visible to the naked eye. His face was blank. It was obvious that he was already dizzy, and he didn't even realize what happened.

The parking lot was very empty. After they got the car keys, they moved the parking space one space back, behind the load-bearing pillar, and then painted a visual dislocation effect and a part of the car body on the pillar, so that the pillar did not look good. Existence... under the dim light, it is almost false.

Even a master of Qin Hong's level didn't realize it, and chiseled his head on the pillar.

Jing Jianian was very proud, but gradually felt something was wrong in his heart.You can't make a joke too serious, so it's not a joke anymore. This teacher Qin was knocked out like a fool. If it's so serious, there won't be any problems. Ask us to pay the medical bills, right?Then he saw Xu Budie walking over...but instead of helping him, he took out the car key to open the car, and sat in the cab by himself.

With a sound, the car reversed, and the dazzling headlights shone obliquely on Qin Hong's body, illuminating his face with a deathly whiteness.

Xu Budie has only seen other people drive and played the initial D on the game console.But the car with automatic transmission is easy to learn, and the new model Qin Hong bought also has an auxiliary electronic screen.He slowly backed off for a certain distance, and then drove forward. Everything was very simple, and he couldn't help thinking of Cheng Zhu driving in his mind.After they got acquainted, they took a car driven by Cheng Zhu once, and they borrowed Brother Han's car when they were taking him to play in the town.When driving, Cheng Zhu likes to put one hand on the edge of the steering wheel and hang on the gear lever with the cigarette in the other hand. He drives vigorously and takes off on the country's ridges and mountain roads. 'I haven't touched a car for a year, are you happy? 'His hand crossed the gear lever while shifting gears, and rubbed it on Xu Budie's thigh to take advantage of it. 'Do you want to learn?I will teach you how to drive.Come here, sit on my lap. ' He laughed, 'Oh, I've been spotted. ’ And he said to himself, ‘This old Han’s car can’t be fooled around.I have to buy a new car when I go back... How about buying a car with the backrest fully down. '

His own car was driven away by Rong Wanqin during the divorce, and he probably still had the thought that Rong Wanqin would come back, so he never bought another car.

Has he bought a new car now?

Jing Jianian saw the car rushing towards this side and was so frightened that the soles of his feet went limp. "Fuck, Xu Budie, stop quickly, don't you know how to drive!" Even the car that just parked a space behind was driven by Jing Jianian.

But he saw Qin Hong sitting on the ground in a daze, covering his head and hissing, and saw Xu Budie's stern and terrifying expression through the glare of the headlights.It was definitely not a joke to frighten people, those usually empty eyes were burning with flames at this time.He heard the sound of the Volvo engine that Qin Hong had just bought.

Grass.Jing Jianian suddenly realized what was going on, he looked at Qin Hong in disbelief, and at that moment, all he could think of was the word "scum".In Keiko's life, there is no option to save the scum.Bai Mengmeng was also stunned, completely confused about what was going on, and reflexively dodged to both sides when she saw the car rushing towards her.

Qin Hong seemed to have finally come to his senses. He wanted to run away but couldn't stand up. He kicked his feet on the ground in a panic, and unexpectedly completed a backward roll and another side roll in embarrassment.The car was still rushing towards him, its horn honking deafeningly.

"Ahhhhh sorry!!! It's not me—I'm not—"

A big man who was handsome and putting on airs just now can only be described as shit, he hugged his head buttocks and curled up into a ball and shivered tremblingly.After a long time, he seemed to realize that he hadn't been knocked into the air, and there were no missing parts on his body; he opened his eyes and looked up, the car brake was only half a step away from his heels, where the once innocent boy sat In the driver's seat, he poked his head out of one side of the car window. He had a fake expression on his face just now, but now he greeted him with a smile, "Mr. Qin, this car is not bad." The relentless temper of time has made him grow into a man quickly. One hand is loosely holding the steering wheel, and the other hand is hanging idly above the touch screen. After pressing a few keys on the touch screen, the door will open. "Can you still stand up? I'll take you back."

"No, no, no, no, no..." Qin Hong could feel the heat wave on the hood of his new car. This kid is crazy, and he is here for revenge.Qin Hong looked to the side begging for help, Bai Mengmeng stared at him in astonishment, as if he was looking at a stranger, completely unaware of what a handsome and handsome teacher was doing rolling around on the ground begging for mercy; Thigh, I went to brush that pillar, as if I didn’t see anything.

"Why not? You used to take care of me so much, and you took care of my girlfriend just now." Xu Budie sneered, "Go to the gallery, right? I just know the way."