When the current male protagonist wears ancient words

Adhering to the principle of "No Joke", His Majesty the Emperor rewarded Zhou Zhou with 100 taels of gold, and when Zhou Zhou was laughing so hard, he said with a smile: "This is not even a dime in the treasury of my country."

After hearing this on Monday, he was heartbroken for a second, slandered the handsome emperor for half a minute, and then smiled again—so what?He is a man with 100 taels of gold!

Several people sat in a circle, Biyun and Ning Xuan also sat down at the request of the emperor on Monday.It's just that after sitting down, I feel like I'm sitting on pins and needles, and I'm carrying all kinds of discomforts and fears.

On Monday, the charcoal fire was ready, and the bacon and vegetables prepared earlier began to be grilled.

While roasting on Monday, my mouth didn't fall, chatting with a few people.

Today's weather is so good, I can't help but let Zhou Yi sigh, it's better to be alive.

After eating three tours, the handsome emperor suggested that they do some activities.

On Monday, he said that he would never play poker, and he could do anything else.

The handsome emperor thought for a long time, and finally said: "Since you don't play cards, let's be arty for a while, and let's recite poems."

Zhou Zhou was startled: "Wet?!"

The handsome emperor nodded: "Recite poems."

Shocked again on Monday: "Really wet?"

After looking around, I found that everyone was deeply persecuted by the supremacy of the monarchy in the feudal society. After no one dared to object, I gave up struggling on Monday.

"Okay, if you are wet, you will be wet." Yi Yiyi, he has a magic weapon, if you are wet, you will be wet!

The handsome emperor looked at the lotus in the pond in the distance, thought for a while, and said, "The lotus in the lotus pond stands."

A few people then pondered quietly.

Yu Ziling is a royal chef, just a cook, let him know how to cook, let alone poetry.

Ji Jichang is a rich second generation, and to put it bluntly, he is a dandy. If you ask him to spend money, he will know how to write poems.

Monday is a cook and an accountant, but he has a magic weapon.

Ning Xuan Biyun is a servant, even if he really has an idea, he should not say it out of face of his masters.

Therefore, among the few people, the most likely to write a poem is Ning Xi, the second generation official.

But Ning Xi didn't speak at the moment, not sure if it was wrong or what.

Seeing that it had been cold for so long on Monday, I said, "Hanging on the southeast branch."

The handsome emperor: "..." The corners of his mouth twitched.

Yu Ziling: "..." They faced each other indifferently.

Ning Xi: "..." The iceberg remains the same.

Ji Jichang was the one who gave the most face, he laughed and stopped after a full minute.

"On Monday, there is a southeast branch here, do you want to hang it?"

Zhou Yi said seriously: "For the sake of future generations, I'd better keep it. You know, Dongnanzhi can't be hung up casually. If it hangs up, it's all over. And, I think there are people who need it more than me."

The Shuai Emperor said: "What if I change that sentence to 'the lotus pond is slender and slender'?"

On Monday: "A branch of red apricot came out of the wall."

The handsome emperor: "..." The corners of his mouth continued to twitch.

Yu Ziling: "..." Mo Ran continued to face each other.

Ning Xi: "..." The iceberg continued.

Ji Jichang continued to laugh out loud for half a minute, then stopped, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "Whose wall did you get out of on Monday?"

Zhou Zhou said: "I don't even have a boyfriend, no, I don't even have a girlfriend, and I can't figure it out if I want to get out of the wall! I just think it's fair to be so right. Don't you think that ancient poems, no matter what the last sentence is, I will Can you use the second half of the sentence "a branch of red apricot came out of the wall" or "hanging the southeast branch by yourself"? This is the second half of the legendary omnipotent sentence!"

As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing truth.Therefore, everyone began to experiment with ancient poetry.

"There must be no word without dictionary." The Shuai Emperor said.

Zhou Zhou said: "A branch of red apricot came out of the wall."

Yu Ziling said: "Then, what about flying down three thousand feet?"

Zhou Zhou said: "A branch of red apricot came out of the wall."

Ji Jichang: "How much worry can you have?"

Zhou Zhou said: "A branch of red apricot came out of the wall."

Ning Xi said: "There are very few willows blowing on the branches."

Zhou Zhou said: "A branch of red apricot came out of the wall."

The handsome emperor said again: "After the new rain in the empty mountain."

Zhou Zhou said: "Hang the southeast branch by yourself."

Yu Ziling said again: "Young people don't work hard."

Zhou Zhou said: "Hang the southeast branch by yourself."

Ji Jichang said again: "The moonlight is bright in front of the bed."

Zhou Zhou said: "Hang the southeast branch by yourself."

When it was Ning Xi's turn, he didn't speak, but just looked at Monday silently, as if he was thinking about something.

Zhou Yi looked at him expectantly, hoping that the Bingshan hero could use practice to break this truth.

After a long time, Ning Xi looked at Zhou Yidao indifferently: "The cold cicada is miserable, it's late to Changting, and the shower has just stopped."

Zhou Yi: "..." I really can't fucking say it!

Nima, this is the main character!You can't afford to hurt the big boss!What should he do, what should he do?It is impossible to match the words of five-character quatrains and seven-character verses!

Looking at Ning Xi on Monday, his eyes turned into admiration, and he took Ning Xi's hand and said, "You're a prostitute!" It is really not easy for a person who breaks through this boundary.Just like a brain teaser, it just has such a dead end and a BUG, ​​it depends on whether you can find it quickly.

Ning Xi didn't feel awkward being grabbed by Zhou Yi, so she didn't take it back.

He has shaken Zhou Yi's hand countless times, but he has never felt this way.Zhou Yi's hands are not like his hands, they are soft and slender, almost like a woman's slender hands, not much worse than Xue Yuyan's.

The atmosphere was a bit weird, until the Shuai Emperor coughed and said, "Ning Xi is really smart."

It was only after hearing the words on Monday that he realized that he was still holding Ning Xi's hand, and let it go with some embarrassment.

Ning Xi is a straight man, so naturally he wouldn't feel anything, but he is curvy!He had an impure heart, looking at Ning Xi's frozen face, he felt his heart beat faster for the first time.

I didn't know what to say for a while, and I was immersed in my own world on Monday.

Could it be that he...has feelings for Ning Xi?Don't you think so?So the following plot is for him and the heroine to compete for the hero?On Monday, he imagined that he and Xue Yuyan were dragging Ning Xi from left to right, and he always felt... not quite right!

"Poetry is too difficult for us, Your Majesty, let's play something else?" Ji Ji suggested after taking a bite of barbecue.

Hearing this on Monday, he just came out of his brain-filling world, knowing that he couldn't get used to the boring things of the ancients, so he said, "Let's play brain teasers." Since Ning Xi's brain is still Yes, it is better to test him.

Ji Ji often asked, "What is that?"

"It's a kind of game, similar to guessing riddles. I'll make a question and you guys will answer it. How about it?" Zhou Yi asked.

Everyone had been with Zhou Yi for a while, and knew that most of the things he produced would not disappoint, so they nodded unanimously in agreement.

Zhou Zhou thought for a while, and then said, "Excuse me, who is Mi Tama?"

Everyone: "...?"

Seeing that everyone didn't understand on Monday, he explained: "Mi, rice's rice, who is it mother?"

Ji Jichang said, "Dami's mother must still be Dami. Could it be Xiaomi?"

Yu Ziling thought for a moment, then said, "Mitaniang should be rice."

Shaking his head on Monday, "No."

Everyone fell into silence again, and Monday was not in a hurry, gnawing on the grilled meat skewers alone, waiting for someone to break through the frame and give the correct answer.

As a result, I was full on Monday.

Sighing, Zhou Yi said: "Is this question too difficult? Of course Mita is a flower!"

Everyone: "...?"

Monday said: "Don't you know 'peanuts'? ​​The so-called peanuts, peanuts, isn't it peanuts? So it's called a flower!"

Ji Jichang was the first to react, and cursed: "You are cheating on Monday!"

Monday: "..." Tianrandai's ability to learn new knowledge and accept new things is definitely no worse than Ning Xi and Yu Ziling!

Yu Ziling said: "Master, do you know these heretic ways?"

Zhou Zhou nodded: "It's just these heretics who are crooked, and you can't answer it?" As he spoke, he was full of pride, and the feeling of overlooking all living beings made him extremely refreshed.At this time, if you want to destroy his unreasonable sense of superiority, you only need to ask him, "Did you answer this question when you heard it for the first time?" It can instantly defeat him, but unfortunately, no one Be aware of this.

The handsome emperor laughed and said, "This topic is quite interesting. If you come up with two more questions, I'll guess."

Zhou Yi nodded, "Who is Mi Ta's father?"

Everyone fell into thinking again.

I didn't expect anyone to be able to answer it on Monday, but I still waited quietly for 2 minutes.

Then, he said with a smile, "Papa Mi is a butterfly. Because the butterfly loves flowers."

Everyone: "...!!!" Is that okay? ! !

Zhou Yi asked again: "Who is Mi Ta's grandma?"

With the previous two experiences, everyone's thinking direction has been much broader, so within a few minutes, Ning Xi said: "Wonderful pen?"

Hearing this on Monday, he almost knelt down to Ning Xi, isn't this bastard's brain really flexible?I have to say that this person's ability to adapt and accept is really strong!It's different to have a golden finger, and the halo of the protagonist is different. Even his mother's IQ is higher than ordinary people. It's not one or two steps higher, it's higher than a Mount Everest!

"Hahahaha! That's a wonderful answer, a wonderful pen makes a flower!" The handsome emperor said with a smile.

Shrugged on Monday, it seems that they have almost understood the urgency of this question.

Next, Monday asked a series of questions about "Who is Mi Ta's mother" one by one. Combining the wisdom of everyone, they were able to answer seven or eight questions, which has already impressed Monday.Later, I asked a series of questions about "sheep eating grass" and some funny questions, such as "who is the best light kungfu" and "what is Zhuge Liang's mother's name?"

Anyway, they can answer most of the questions. What Monday enjoys is just the process of guessing the questions and everyone's happy faces when he announces the answers.

By the time everyone is done playing, it will be the end of the day.

Everyone was going to pack up and go back.

Zhou Yi is also considered a master, no matter what to do, he just sits and watches the servants busy, while he and Ji Jichang continue to talk nonsense.

While chatting, Ning Xi suddenly turned cold, oh, although he is usually cold, it is obvious that he was even colder at that moment.In addition, even the handsome emperor's expression was a bit wrong.This makes Monday unclear.

I only heard Ning Xi say to him: "Follow me later, don't run around."