When the current male protagonist wears ancient words

On June [-]th, Monday packed up their bags and waited for several other people to come and gather.

The first one to arrive was Ji Jichang, that kid had a bright smile on his face, and he knew at a glance that he didn't know the sufferings of the world.Tsk twice on Monday, the rich second generation is different, it's different.

Ji Ji often wears a white jade crown, his face is like a peach blossom, and he is dressed in brocade and jade robes. His whole body exudes a kind of "I am a rich man" light, which makes poor people unable to open their eyes on Zhou Yi.

In my previous life, I was an accountant on Monday, and one of the things I hated the most was counting money.Although his ideal life is "counting money until his hand cramps, sleeping until he wakes up naturally", he is halfway done as an accountant, but he is not happy at all, because what the hell he counts is other people's money ah!But I will be poor all my life!forever dear!

In this life, I thought that my life would be easy to wear on a rich man, but in the end, Nima, this rich man was just ruined by the evil feudal system and ransacked his home, right?Therefore, Zhou Yi concluded that the author must be poor, otherwise he would not abuse him for pleasure.

Zhou Yi, who had endless associations based on Ji Jichang's outfit, finally stopped lusting when Ji Jichang walked three feet away from him for a kiss.

With a beautiful smile on his face, Zhou Zhou said, "Oh, it's so early, little dick."

Ji Jichang said, "It's getting late, the sun is already drying our ass."

Zhou Zhou said: "Your chrysanthemum is really powerful."

Ji Jichang asked, "Chrysanthemum? Why are chrysanthemums so powerful?"

Zhou Yi stretched out his hand and patted Ji Jichang's ass, and said, "This is your chrysanthemum. The powerful function means that your chrysanthemum has a photosensitive system, awesome!"

"That's the meaning of chrysanthemum!" Someone added leisurely.

Hearing this on Monday, the hand that was still hovering near Ji Jichang's chrysanthemum immediately withdrew.

Damn, who can tell him why the handsome emperor appears in such a place where he should not appear?sister!Isn't the emperor just an important NPC that promotes the plot?It's not like there are things about him everywhere!The most important thing is to let him know the meaning of "chrysanthemum", shit, God will kill me!

So he immediately put on a flattering smile, looked at the handsome emperor on Monday, nodded and bowed, "Your Majesty, you are here, see what you want to eat, and I will do it right away. How about, why don't you make a pot first Does chrysanthemum tea reduce fire?"

The handsome emperor joked, "Chrysanthemum tea? Make your chrysanthemums?"

I want to slap on Monday, I want to slap!Soak your sister's chrysanthemum!By the way, Shuai Emperor, you have a bit of a strong taste. You know what chrysanthemum means, but you still ask to soak my chrysanthemum?

"Uh, Your Majesty, you've overthought. My chrysanthemums are not good, they're better than natural ones!" As he spoke, he pulled Ji Jichang, who was out of the situation, to stand in front of him.

The handsome emperor asked: "Why is his one pure natural?"

Zhou Zhou said: "Because of his attributes, he is naturally dumb, emperor!"

The handsome emperor nodded, and asked again: "Then what is your attribute?"

Zhou Yi replied without even thinking about it: "My brain is full of chatter, and I have the attributes of a fake wife!" After finishing speaking, Zhou Yi wanted to slap his mouth again, calling you cheap and talkative!peat!

"It's chatter."

Looking at Ning Bingshan's serious face on Zhou Yi, he felt that he must have jumped into the Yellow River and would not be able to clean himself up, let alone he couldn't find where the Yellow River was!Speaking of all of this, the author is to blame for everything, he is innocent!

"Well, I'm in love with hyperactive chrysanthemums."

hyperactive chrysanthemum...hyperactive...chrysanthemum...chrysanthemum...

I will kneel down to the handsome emperor on Monday!Is a talkative chrysanthemum called a hyperactive chrysanthemum?right!Are you comfortable if you move too much?Do you fucking think that labor-management chrysanthemums are fully automatic? You still move too much! ! !

I really want to rant and rant like this, but Zhou Yi said that without the author, no one can protect his life from the handsome emperor, so it's still a dog's leg.

Besides, was that a confession just now, His Majesty the Emperor?Even being confessed twice by His Majesty the Emperor in different ways, Zhou Yi felt that his life was complete!

"Hehehehehehe...Your Majesty, I think chrysanthemums are natural and delicious. Don't worry, you will never be disappointed, right, little dick!"

No matter how stupid Ji Jichang was, he knew that the "good friend" behind him had sold him out. The corners of his mouth twitched and he shook his head violently. Even if the other party was the emperor, he still wanted to keep his virginity!He is a real man!

At this time, Yu Ziling's little apprentice who had been neglected all this time asked coolly, "Master, have you tried it?"

"Taste your sister!"

"Master, what did you do to my sister?"

Monday decided to shut up and never speak again!

"Hahahaha, Monday is really interesting. Every time I talk to you, I, uh, I feel very happy."

Zhou Zhou said: "Yes, because every time I talk to you, I will tell you about my unhappy things to make you happy."

The handsome emperor said: "Then why are you unhappy?"

Zhou Yi was indifferent, silently raised his hand to zip the zipper on his mouth, and didn't make any more sound.

Several people looked at Zhou Yi suspiciously. Seeing that Zhou Yi had no intention of speaking, Bi Yun explained to him: "My young master means that he has already sealed his mouth, so he can no longer speak."

Zhou Yi nodded fiercely beside him, Biyun still understands me.

The handsome emperor smiled knowingly, "Then let's go for an outing."

Tears streamed down his face on Monday, why did the emperor know about it?The point is why the emperor wanted to get involved!

Zhou Yi silently looked at Ning Xi, who was suspect No. [-], and Ning Xi shook her head to express that I don't like to talk.

So, Zhou Yi turned to look at the second suspect, Yu Ziling. Yu Ziling said with a cold face, "I need to explain the situation to His Majesty when I ask for leave."

Zhou Yi silently turned his head to look at the handsome emperor, who smiled happily: "Zhen, oh no, I want to try your barbecue skills."

Zhou Yi silently turned his head to Biyun and burst into tears.

The carriage bumped for nearly an hour, and Zhou Yi and the others finally arrived at the foot of Biyue Mountain in the suburbs of Beijing.

There is no scorching sun today, it is not like summer weather, the sun is warm and has a soft feeling.The sky is blue, the wind is light and the clouds are light.It is a good weather for hiking.

Zhou Yi silently bowed down to Ning Xi in his heart, the protagonist is awesome!Speaking of going out for an outing, even the gods gave me face like this, awesome!

I found a shady place, and on Monday ordered the people to spread the tablecloths I had prepared on the ground, and put all kinds of barbecue materials I had marinated on the tablecloths.

The servants over there were busy, watching on Monday, I finally had a feeling that I was the protagonist, and I was very happy.

"Master, how is this meat marinated?" Yu Ziling asked with a jar of meat.

On Monday, he pulled his mouth shut and did not speak.

Yu Ziling sighed, "Stop playing, Master!"

Ji Jichang also came over, looked at Zhou Zhou and said seriously: "Zhou Zhou is so talkative, and he was so silent all the way, it's hard work!"

Zhou Yi waited for Ji Jichang to take a look, slandering him that someone would blow his ass off one day!By the way, I added a reason, Nima's carriage was bumped on the road in the suburbs so that he almost vomited, and he was still talking, saying P!

The handsome emperor dismissed the guards behind him, and joined the ranks of "provoking Zhou Yi to talk", saying: "On Monday, if you speak up, I will give you a hundred taels of gold."

Zhou Yi looked at the handsome emperor with bright eyes, but he still didn't speak.

The handsome emperor said: "I didn't expect to be so determined. I really underestimated you."

Shaking his head violently on Monday, gold!Can he turn over and become the protagonist?In fact, he has always regretted that he turned down the reward from the handsome emperor in the imperial garden that day, and when he returned home, he was so regretful that he almost vomited out his intestines!Just want to hit the wall and ask myself why not, why not!

Ji Jichang said, "He seems to be in pain."

Yu Ziling snorted coldly: "It's self-inflicted."

Zhou Yi looked at the two of them silently, then returned to Shuai Huangdi, looking at Shuai Huangdi with Yuan Bao in his eyes.

The handsome emperor looked at Zhou Yi inexplicably.

At this time, Ning Xi came over, squatted down, and pulled Zhou Yi's chin with one hand, looking at Zhou Yi seriously.

It was the first time on Monday to see Ning Xi at such a close distance, and he couldn't help but blush, this action is too ambiguous for his NIA!If Xue Yuyan, Princess Xue sees him, then go play with him!

I saw Ning Xi raised his other hand indifferently, and made a movement of unzipping Zhou Zhou's mouth.

He just finished this action, and Zhou Yi took a deep breath, looked at the handsome emperor and said, "You want to reward me with a few hundred taels?"

The handsome emperor: "..."

Yu Ziling: "..."

Ji Jichang: "..."

Ning Xi was indifferent.