Serpent

"You're still laughing!" Ao Jia gritted her teeth and kicked Snake Zu's calf.

"Okay, okay... I don't laugh... I don't laugh... I don't laugh... Is it okay if I don't laugh? Hahahaha..." Saying this in his mouth, Snake Zu laughed so hard that he almost punched the table.

Seeing Ao Jia staring stiffly at a table of "White Jade", "Mo Yun" and "Fu Rong" not moving his chopsticks, Snake Ancestor took the initiative to hold a "West Lake Borrowing Umbrella" for Ao Jia, "Come on, eat this again. Mushrooms are not the same mushrooms, but let’s eat two tonic mushrooms. Make up both chrysanthemums and mushrooms..."

"Fuck you!" Ao Jia was so angry that she wanted to dig a hole to bury this bastard who had been watching jokes.

Although he didn't want to admit it, the facts proved that the dishes Snake Zu ordered were all good, and all of them were "affordable".

Needless to say, abalone, high-end ingredients can make a rare delicacy without much effort.There is also the crab meat and winter jelly soup, which looks very simple and elegant, and is extremely delicious in the mouth. Even so, Ao Jia still eats it very bitterly.

Snake Zu only moved his chopsticks a few times and stopped eating. He either silently watched Ao Jia eat, or served Ao Jia with food.

"Come on, Jiajia... I specially ordered sweet and sour pork ribs for you..."

So Ao Jia's plate was "brushed" with half a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs-the other half was sweet and sour hairtail.

"Enough!" Ao Jia, who had been eating hard for a long time, finally couldn't hold it anymore, stared at her plate and growled, "My half plate of pickled cucumbers from before is still tossing in my stomach. ? Give me some oyster sesame porridge to eat..."

Based on the idea of ​​cutting first and playing later, Ao Jia's paws moved towards the porridge quite neatly.He was fast, but Snake Ancestor was faster than him. Before Ao Jia could reach the porridge, two ribs had already been stuffed in his mouth by Snake Ancestor.

Ao Jia chewed what was in his mouth angrily, and stared at Snake Zu, Snake Zu smiled shyly, nodded at him, and said calmly: "The signature dishes of this restaurant are sweet and sour pork ribs and sweet and sour hairtail. With these two dishes, you can say that you have eaten Xinglin all over."

"Does this restaurant have any other signature dishes? Like spicy chicken or something?" Either pickled cucumbers or sweet and sour, Ao Jia's stomach was sour.Do you think the other dishes on this table are just decorations?

Snake Zu waved his hand domineeringly: "There are also pork ribs in orange juice, fried squid with pickled cabbage, lemon chicken slices, sweet and sour yellow croaker... Jiajia, which one do you want to eat? Just order!"

"..." Ao Jia reflexively covered her cheeks, each name became more sour.If Ao Jia puts some thought into eating, he will find that these dishes are for pregnant women to nourish their bodies.

Seeing that Ao Jia didn't speak, Snake Zu began to add various sweet and sour products to Ao Jia's plate.Ao Jia looked at the ribs and octopus piled up like hills on her plate, her head went numb, and she smiled slightly: "I feel a little tight in my chest. I want to sit by the window and eat."

"By the window?" Snake Zu looked at Ao Jia's face, and nervously tested the temperature of his forehead, "Aren't you sick again?"

"I just want to blow some air." Ao Jia smiled harmlessly, and stood at the window with her plate in her hand.Before Snake Ancestor could react, he quickly opened the window, and with a shake of his hand, the dish flew out.

"Jiajia..." Snake Zu's face turned cloudy.Every rib is his heart.

Ao Jia didn't even shake her face, and said nonchalantly, "Sorry, my hand slipped."

Snake Zu had a sullen face, and was about to ask Xiao Er to bring up two more plates when he suddenly heard a rude cursing sound from the bottom of the wall outside the window: "Damn! Who has sweet and sour pork ribs thrown by a bastard who didn't have a mother?! Grandma's, He smashed me head and face!"

"..." Trouble!Ao Jia blushed, shrank her head guiltily, and looked at Snake Zu in blank dismay.In my heart, I only hoped that the unlucky ghost would leave after cursing a few words.

"Fuck! Wait for me from above! I won't be called Cheng Huo if I don't beat you today so that even your own mother can't recognize you!"

Hearing the man below yelled this sentence, Ao Jia could no longer calm down: "This man is coming up again?!" He thought that he was just cursing and it was over, and it seemed that he had messed with a ruthless character.

"Why don't you just smash him with sweet and sour pork ribs." Snake Zu was very calm, sipped the soup calmly, and suddenly sneered, "Let him come!" Anyone who dares to scold him?Don't know who is going to trouble whom?

"Dong dong dong" there was a sound of disorganized footsteps, and a tall and thick wretched man appeared in front of Ao Jia and Snake Zu with a head of sweet and sour pork ribs.Ao Jia, who was originally in a nervous mood, was stunned when he saw the visitor.That wretched man was none other than the wretched man who was kicked by Ao Jia in the lower body and almost crippled.

This disgusting encounter left a deep impression on Ao Jia. When he saw this person, Ao Jia seemed to be back in that filthy alley again. When he thought that such a person had groped for him, he felt dizzy all over his body. It's so comfortable, I can't wait to peel off the skin on my body piece by piece.

He clenched his fists, and was about to teach the man another lesson, but he heard the man curse and say:

"Fuck! So it's you guys!" Different from Ao Jia's anger, the guy who called himself Cheng Huo just froze for a moment, and his expression became even more ruthless.

"This is really a fate... If you don't come to me, I will still come to you!" Cheng Huo aggressively sat down on the stool, and "slapped" a round piece of paper next to the Snake Ancestor. The stool was kicked to pieces, pointing at Snake Ancestor's nose, he spit and scolded, "You don't even ask about it! What kind of person is Cheng Huhu in this Xinglin County?! His grandma's breaking ground is so disturbing!" Tai Sui is coming!"

Ao Jia who thought the other party was talking to him was completely confused by this situation.

"Bah!" Cheng Huo spit on the table, "Eating abalone! Master, you really know how to enjoy it. I just found out today that you are a gang! Bah!"

"What's 'stealing a wife'? What's a 'lesson'?" Hearing his words, Ao Jia's heart tightened, and he suddenly realized a problem. The person Cheng Huo was talking to seemed to be... the snake Zu?

At this time, Snake Ancestor's face was also a little strange, but he just replied lightly: "I don't know you. What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Mine! That's not what the fuck said when you hired me that day!" Cheng Hu pointed at Ao Jia and said viciously, "What did you say 'this kid stole my wife'? I want me to teach you a lesson Lesson. Pooh! How dare you play tricks on your grandpa like me! Do you know who is my Cheng Huo’s grandpa in Xinglin County? That’s my third uncle! I’ll give you two ways now, or go to court with me Big prison, or hand over all the wages, a full ten times, not a penny less! Otherwise..."

"What salary? What lesson? You hired them to attack me?!" Before Cheng Huo finished speaking, Ao Jia who was beside him had already heard something, and Ao Jia stared at Snake Zu in disbelief.He said, how could he be targeted after washing his face properly? Why are these local ruffians interested in a big man like him instead of snatching a big girl with yellow flowers... It turns out... It turns out that this was all premeditated!

"This guy is talking nonsense! There is no such thing at all!" Snake Zu's face turned blue, and he denied it.But his face said it all.

"That's not the case? Then what's going on? It's not relative, no reason, no grudges, what is this man doing to wrong you for no reason?! If there is no real deal between you, he, a little rascal, would dare to trouble you ?!"

"Ao Jia...it's not what you think...I..." Snake Zu's face changed, and he wanted to explain to Ao Jia, but he couldn't.What is he going to say?He said that he wrote, directed, and acted in a play in which a hero saves the beauty. He wanted to use this to improve his position in Ao Jia's heart, but somehow that vixen took the opportunity?Grass!He couldn't say such a shameful thing!

Ao Jia suppressed his anger and waited for Snake Zu for a long time. Seeing his face changing back and forth, and he still couldn't explain why, he finally couldn't suppress himself anymore.

"You pervert!" As soon as he thought of the scene at that time, he felt chills all over his body.It turns out...it turns out that he was not alone at that time, but this man was always there.Not only was he indifferent to his cries for help, but he also hid in the dark and watched with relish.If it had continued at that time, would this man feel complacent while watching him being insulted by other men?

"I've had enough! I thought you were just a bit grumpy, but I didn't expect you to be so dark!" Ao Jia trembled with anger.

"Ao Jia!" Snake Zu stretched out his hand to grab him, but Ao Jia dodged it.Ao Jia quickly opened the door and rushed out.

"Ao Jia!"

He heard someone calling his name from behind, it was the voice of Snake Ancestor.Ao Jia gritted her teeth, ignored it, and just ran forward with her eyes closed.

"Ao Jia! Stop now!!"

It was another almost heart-piercing cry, the tone was more urgent than before, and the emotion was more tense.

Ao Jia hadn't had time to react when suddenly there was a pain in his stomach, and all the strength in his body disappeared in an instant.

"Hmm!" Ao Jia only felt that something tripped under her feet, she lost her center of gravity, and fell hard to the ground.The blood flowed out in pools, it was so red that it was blinding, Ao Jia's eyes turned black from the pain, and before he could react, an out-of-control carriage rushed towards him, and at the same time, a black figure rushed towards him...