Serpent

"Jiajia is such a cute little old man, isn't he?" Snake Zu laughed so hard that he couldn't even find where his eyes were. He followed Ao Jia all the way and praised the little old man, "Well Accurate."

Ao Jia shook the flesh on his face, "Fortune-telling is not fortune-telling, it's just for fun when you have nothing to do, so it can't be true." Now his heart is full of depression.Is it difficult for him to be overthrown by nature?Forget about Snake Ancestor, he himself is not as skilled as others, so there is nothing to say, but in the future, any woman who comes here can push him down and snatch him back to be the husband of the village... How embarrassing is this for him?

"This statement is wrong, and this divination is somewhat credible. In ancient times, there were many monks who were famous for divination. This way was used to the extreme. Everything in the world became his help to see the ominous and good fortune. Although it could not turn disasters into blessings, but It is still possible to seek good luck and avoid bad luck." Snake Ancestor changed his previous theory that divination was nonsense, and began to count the various benefits of the art of fortune.

"Cut... isn't the hexagram master just observing words and expressions, and trying to say what others want to hear. What's the big deal, I think that little old man is probably lying." The words were deliberately ambiguous and ambiguous, so as to make people feel uncomfortable. The people who came to ask the hexagram were suspicious, and the more they thought about it, the more mysterious they became. This is a common method used by these charlatans. "It's nothing unusual."

Snake Ancestor stared at Ao Jia for a long time, then suddenly jumped up and hugged him, and gnawed hard on his mouth.

"What are you doing?!" It's on the street!Ao Jia hurriedly pushed him away, her face turned pale.He looked around in fear, seeing that the passers-by didn't show any strange expressions, he was relieved, and kicked Snake Zu angrily.

"I didn't do anything, I just wanted to test whether your mouth is still hard." Snake Zu had a grinning expression on his face.Destiny cannot be changed, and no one knows this better than him.No matter how sophisticated a warlock is, he can only use this divination technique to find places with strong spiritual energy in the world, or places where ancient monks sit and transform.To change his life, this fur is not enough.

"You!" Ao Jia glared at Snake Ancestor.

Snake Zu held Ao Jia in his arms proudly, "Did you hear that? I am the one you are destined for. Whether you believe it or not, it is destined by God. It was the sudden passion that made us meet..."

Seeing that the Snake Ancestor was getting more and more arrogant, Ao Jia couldn't hold back for a moment: "The little old man also said that I am destined to have many children, and the person I am destined to be must be a woman. Are you going to become a woman yourself?"

Snake Ancestor was silent.Seeing this man's hurt expression, Ao Jia's heart softened, but she also secretly regretted it in her heart, did he say that seriously?

Snake Ancestor was silent for a while, and finally said quietly: "There are still many ways to say that there are many children in this life." He would not tell Ao Jia that your stomach is already full of little buns, and each one All of his kind.

"For example." Ao Jia rolled his eyes.

"For example, there are many explanations for this house, tables, chairs, plums, baskets..." Snake Zu said afterward, as if thinking of something, then blinked at Ao Jia ambiguously, and said something that made his eyes go black Then, "It may also be a chicken..."

He knew that Snake Ancestor's three words were always related to love.The "egg incident" left a deep shadow in his heart, and Ao Jia, who was originally very calm, really didn't hold back when he heard the last sentence.

Ao Jia's face twitched twice, but he no longer had the energy to entangle him with this "son" issue, and he said weakly, "I'm hungry."

"Hungry?" Snake Ancestor reacted, "There is a nice restaurant in front, so let's go and have a seat. I'll order some signature dishes for you, and make up for it, you are too thin."

The environment of the restaurant is not bad. You can tell that the owner has put a lot of effort into the decoration. Every place is very elegant. Once you enter, you will feel quite quiet, as if you are not welcoming high-ranking officials and businessmen. They are like poets with unique style.

Ao Jia sat down and praised for the first time: "This place is really nice. It's rare that you also have..."

Before Ao Jia finished speaking, Snake Ancestor stared at him with a strange look, which made the back of his head go numb.Just when Ao Jia couldn't help but want to ask questions, Snake Zu's expression turned back, and he sighed with some guilt: "This is the first time you praised me! I knew you would like it." When he decided on a place, he only thought about it. Seeing that the dishes here are cooked to one's satisfaction, the problem of arrangement is not considered at all.

"Hmm..." Ao Jia lowered her head, hesitated for a while, and finally felt that she couldn't confuse her conscience, so she stammered, "I'm praising the restaurant."

"..."

"What should we eat?" In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, Ao Jia opened the menu as if no one was there.

"Jia Jia."

"Huh?" Treading the snow and looking for plums?The name of this dish is very elegant.Ao Jia stared intently at the menu, and only gave a perfunctory "hmm" to Snake Zu's affectionate call.

When Ao Jia was thinking carefully about what to eat, Snake Ancestor, who was quite dissatisfied with being ignored, rushed over and hugged him, and said domineeringly: "Sacrifice, I like you to say 'we'."

"..." Ao Jia frightenedly glanced at Xiao Er who was ordering food.

Fortunately, the waiter in this restaurant was very calm, with a look of familiarity, he didn't raise any objection to the scene in front of him, it was obvious that he had seen a big scene.That's right, he's been working in this restaurant for so many years, and he hasn't seen any nasty things. This is just a drizzle.

"I want this 'White Jade and Hibiscus Soup', and 'Treading the Snow to Seek Plum Blossoms', 'Ink Clouds Chasing the Moon', 'Green Dragon Crouching in the Snow', this 'Blue Blood and Yellow Sand' is also good, and there is also 'Borrowing an Umbrella from the West Lake'." Ao Jia counted, and there were only six dishes, so he ordered another one, so he looked at the menu carefully, and said, "Let's have 'Solitary Beauty Peak' at the end."

Ao Jia carefully handed the menu back to Xiao Er.Xiao Er finished memorizing it expressionlessly, and was about to leave when Snake Zu asked for the menu again: "How can seven dishes be enough? I'll order two more for you."

The menu in his hand, Snake Zu, flipped through two pages before frowning, and threw the menu back with a straight face, "What are the names of the dishes? My teeth hurt just looking at them. I don't understand. I said the name of the dish." You let your chef do it."

"I don't understand the style." Ao Jia muttered in a low voice.

The little second over there didn't have any unhappy expression on his face, he just took a deep look at Snake Zu, and said meaningfully: "Guan, you are familiar with it, but why are you so awkward?"

"First, a pickled cucumber, and then an oyster sesame porridge. For soup, let me have a peanut fish head soup. Remember, the soup must be boiled to milky white. My friend likes to eat sour, so here is a sweet and sour one. Pork ribs and sweet and sour hairtail..."

"Who said I like sour food? I like spicy food!" Ao Jia kicked Snake Zu hard under the table.

"What kind of spicy food are you eating?" Snake Zu glared at Ao Jia. He was sour and spicy. He still wanted a son, so he continued: "Crabmeat Dongrong Soup, if you have this, I will serve it. Finally Let’s have abalone in sauce and sea cucumber in braised sauce. We’ve got that much for now, don’t order it if we don’t have enough.”

The little second hand hurriedly wrote it down, and when it was over, he took a closer look and stammered, "There are a few dishes that we really can't cook here, how about this, I'll tell our chef, and let him make other dishes if we can't cook them." Can a few others take the place?" Xiao Eryi's eyes were very poisonous, and he could tell at a glance that this was a rich and powerful master.

"It's okay, but..." Snake Ancestor snorted coldly, "Don't bring back some messy dishes, otherwise..."

Xiaoer's body felt cold, he nodded his head and bowed his waist, and said: "Please be careful..."

After Xiao Er left, Ao Jia looked at Snake with some complaints and said, "What do you order so much, the two of us can't finish it."

Snake Ancestor licked the corner of his mouth, stared at Ao Jia's belly and said happily, "There are more than two people here."

"What?" Ao Jia thought she had heard wrong.

"It's nothing." After asking again, Snake Ancestor stopped talking. He squeezed Ao Jia's small arms and legs, and said pitifully, "You are so thin, why don't you eat more."

Ao Jia was silent for a while, her face was a little unhappy, and finally she said slowly: "It's not like one meal can make up for it."

"After that, we will come every day." Snake Zu put his arms around Ao Jia's waist, stroking his stomach consciously or unconsciously.

"Why are you so nice to me all of a sudden?" Ao Jia broke away from Snake Zu's hand around his waist. He was not used to the sudden tenderness of Snake Zu. In the past few days, Snake Zu still didn't move him except verbal threats. After passing it once, I didn't get angry with him very much.He didn't know why this monster was so kind to him all of a sudden, this inexplicable and unreasonable kindness made him shudder, and he always felt that there might be a bigger trap waiting for him behind it.

Snake Ancestor hugged Ao Jia, who looked wary, into his arms again, "Because a wife is married for love, not for beating."

Ao Jia's face darkened.Is he being teased again?

The atmosphere was just right, Snake Ancestor stared at Ao Jia's lips like a prey, and was about to take a deep breath...

A cough interrupted him unexpectedly: "Ahem!"

When Snake Zu turned his head, he saw Xiao Er poking at the door with embarrassment on his face: "The food is here."

"You don't need to use your mouth, do you? You can come and go quietly." Snake Zu was unhappy.

"..."

If you are not happy, you are not happy, but you still have food.The dishes on Snake Zu's table were immediately delighted.

I saw a large plate of duck buttocks standing up to the sky, all buttocks pointing upwards, in a patchwork order... Each of them is the best...

When Ao Jia saw the dish, he was also sweating profusely. He felt embarrassed and stammered: "This, it must have been delivered by mistake. We didn't order this."

Xiaoer stared at the menu, checked it hastily, and said without raising his head: "Well, it's not wrong, this is the Duxiu Peak you just ordered..."

"Pfft!" Before Xiaoer could finish speaking, Snake Zu laughed shamelessly on the spot.

Solitary Beauty Peak...

"..." Ao Jia was in a mess in the wind.

Snake Zu poked the shiny duck's butt with the chopsticks in his hand rather wretchedly, and sighed: "Don't tell me, this duck's butt really looks like 'Duxiu Peak'." Put one on Ao Jia's plate, and said with a smile, "Come on, Jiajia, eat whatever you want. Make up chrysanthemums..."

What to eat to make up... What to eat to make up... What to eat to make up...

All the restaurants are goods of black money, Ao Jia finally understands how these restaurants make money.Those dishes with unusually elegant names changed their taste as soon as they were served on the table. "Treading the snow to find plums" is stir-fried red pepper with shredded radish, "Blue Blood and Yellow Sand" is braised pork blood with soybeans, "Moyun Chasing the Moon" seaweed and poached egg soup, "Borrowing an Umbrella from the West Lake" is mushroom soup, and "White Jade Hibiscus Soup" is normal One point, it's white radish and egg drop soup...

At the end of the dish, Snake Zu hugged his stomach and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, while Ao Jia had black lines on his face and sat stiff in his seat.

"This speaks to a universal truth - the vulgar is the elegant."