Cannon Fodder's Rebirth

Sunny, breeze, pleasant temperature, good air quality.

After flying halfway around the earth and stepping on the solid ground again, Zhong Yifan took a deep breath first, and then said a word to Jiang Xi who came to pick him up.

"marry me!"

"Huh?" The object of the proposal obviously couldn't react immediately.

"Or marry me."

"..." Jiang Xi didn't respond. He frowned and looked at this lover who proposed marriage as soon as he landed after half a month.

With a groan in his heart, Zhong Yifan felt that he had been defeated by Jiang Xi's fast-paced way of thinking. Is there any inevitable connection between what he said just now and cheating?

"It looks like I'm proposing marriage, not breaking up. Can you cooperate and not give such an unsightly reaction?"

In fact, Zhong Yifan also knows that it is a bit abrupt to say that suddenly, but he just experienced a thrilling memory that will accompany him on a lifelong air journey, and the reality of life full of "surprises" has deepened again, so I agree that what you want to do should be hurry up do it.

When he was taking a nap with his eyes closed on the plane, the blanket on his lap was knocked off by a jolt.Waking up in a daze, I heard the stewardess reminding everyone to fasten their seat belts and sit down, saying that the plane may be very bumpy due to turbulence.

Occasionally encountered this kind of situation before, so he was relatively calm at first, but the violent bumps this time made him really understand the meaning of the word "very".

The sudden rapid descent during the bumps makes people feel like instant weightlessness. Fortunately, there are seat belts tied, otherwise I am afraid that the buttocks will really leave the chair and "suspend".All the oxygen masks fell off, and the fallen luggage hit people, and the lights in the cabin flickered along with the violent jolts. When it went dark for a short time, many passengers screamed, and people around them began to vomit one after another.Zhong Yifan remembered that he had kept his eyes closed and pressed his body tightly against the backrest and grasped the armrest tightly. He clenched his teeth so hard that he could feel the veins on his forehead twitching nervously.His mind kept rolling over the fragments of his own body after the plane crashed or the identity of the owner could only be determined by DNA comparison. What would Jiang Xi do when he saw such a pile of "self".

In such a situation, it would be a lie to say that you are not afraid, and if death is unavoidable, should you ask the stewardess for a pen and paper to leave a few words for Jiang Xi to encourage Jiang Xi to live well.In short, all kinds of wild thoughts have come to mind. The newlywed couple who have just returned from their honeymoon have already said their last words to each other. What if they will be each other's husband and wife in the next life? Coupled with the crying of the bride, the fear index soars. He was almost convinced that the plane would eventually crash.

At that moment, trying to remember all the regrets left in his life, eliminating those that he couldn't make up for himself, reminded him that he owed Jiang Xi a wedding.

It has been more than four years since the big earthquake, and it has been more than four years since I knew about Jiangxi’s rebirth. Maybe it’s because the fact that I was with Tong Le in that parallel space and held a wedding ceremony is unimaginable. Wedding-related topics are always deliberately avoided.

In fact, Jiang Xi should be willing to have a wedding, right?It is also more conducive to offsetting the memory of the wedding between himself and Tong Le, even though he, as the person involved, has no such memory at all.

Zhong Yifan guessed right, Jiang Xi was looking forward to the wedding in preparation, and could even be described as excited, so excited that he seemed to be growing older.

Wearing a dark coffee-colored hooded sweater with a funny pattern of a bear looking back with its butt pouted on its chest, Jiang Xi lay on the bed in a posture similar to that of the bear, buried his head in a pile of red cards, and was busy writing Wedding Invitations.

"It seems that our number of groomsmen has seriously exceeded the limit." After answering the phone on the balcony, Zhong Yifan walked in and slapped his upturned buttocks. "A couple for the groom and a bunch of best men."

"One sheep is also herding two sheep. It just so happens that there are people on my side who are crying and insisting on being the best man, so let's all come together." It's better to be lively than deserted.

"Who is it? Do I know him?"

"Uh... I've known you since I saw you the other day."

"That is to say, it's a man I don't know?" Is it okay to just meet a wild man?Zhong Yifan narrowed his eyes dangerously: "How did you know each other?"

"You don't want to know." Stopped writing, Jiang Xi tilted his head and looked over provocatively: "It's nothing more than receiving the emperor or something..."

"You're going to rebel!" Zhong Yifan looked annoyed, "Where's the whip? Where's the candle?"

Whip candles do not exist in their home, just like Zhong Yifan knows very well that Jiangxi's mobile phone does not have the existence of Kedi.They have been together for so many years, they have no secrets from each other, and no amount of temptation around them can overcome two hearts beating at the same frequency. This is the most enviable part of their relationship.

"It's the little forensic doctor who is in the internship that Guoke knew. He insisted on joining in the fun. I guess there were as many best men as a small group wedding that day." Thinking about it, the scene was really quite spectacular.

"It doesn't matter, no matter how many people there are, you are the only protagonist in my eyes. If they want to make trouble, let them make trouble, and then collude with the master of ceremonies in advance to deal with them." Yue Yan just threatened him on the phone that day and promised that he would not be able to make trouble. room, Zhong Yifan's evil factor was activated.

"We're going to laugh if we don't get beaten to death that day." Jiang Xi is not optimistic about this, he can already foresee that he will be forced to make a lot of ugly appearances.

"How can you be punished by them when I'm around?" Zhong Yifan turned the dark coffee-colored bear upside down and laid it flat on his body, and said with a smirk, "Can you imagine Yue Yan and Luo Zhaolin?" What kind of picture would a kiss look like?"

"Yue Yan and Luo Zhaolin? How is this possible?" Although comrades themselves have broken the law that same-sex repels each other, same attributes still repel each other, right?Besides, Yue Yan and Luo Zhaolin are also brothers-in-law, so how can you be so rude as brothers and wives.

"Just tell me if you want to see their deflated expressions, as long as you want, I can definitely do it."

Jiang Xi thought about it seriously, then smiled wickedly and nodded.

That night, he posted a sentence "waiting for the promise to be fulfilled" on Weibo, which is only known to friends in the same circle of Two-dimensional and three-dimensional. Yue Yan and Luo Zhaolin, who knew nothing about it, thought he was talking about the promise of the wedding , enthusiastically commented that his man has always done things properly, and he will definitely do what he says.The words of these two people made Jiang Xi roll on the bed with laughter, and felt that their husband and wife were really wicked.

Zhong Yifan came out of the shower, saw Jiang Xi still lying on the bed laughing, couldn't help but remind him: "Haven't laughed enough? Take care of your jaw, don't dislocate it."

"It's not about that, Mai Mai's Weibo, it's so funny." Mai Mai was the bartender at the bar where Jiang Xi took over the public outfit for the first time, and he didn't know it was a gay bar until it opened.He and Zhong Yifan became regular customers after visiting a few times, and because of their kindred spirits, they quickly became friends with Mai Mai. Next week, he and Zhong Yifan's wedding will be held at the gay bar called Deep Blue.

"He's showing affection on Weibo again? But why are you following the beauty when your husband and wife show affection?" Mai Mai's boyfriend is the current owner of the bar, and the two are keen to show affection on Weibo, although acquaintances often They ridiculed "show affection and die quickly" with envy and hatred, but more people still expressed their belief in love after watching their sweet life.

"Not today, he was molesting their ex-boss couple."

"The cousins ​​who immigrated and married?" Zhong Yifan had heard that Mai's former boss was his uncle's cousins, and the two got married after immigrating.

"That's right, he sent a word, @them, that cousin went crazy and said he would come back and mess with them."

"What word is so powerful?"

"晜." Jiang Xi took Zhong Yifan's hand and wrote on his palm: "Shangri Xiadi, the pronunciation is the same as Kun, the key is that Maimai specially marked the meaning of the word: Ridi, brother."

"Too! Evil! Evil! It's too much!"

Something more sinister happened to Deep Blue on her wedding night.

Of course, that was after Jiang's father Jiang Ma and Cheng Zhiyuan who came to their son's wedding left early.

Gay weddings are no longer too surprising with the improvement of social civilization, but today's wedding, which can only be attended by acquainted friends who have received invitations, still makes the guests so excited because of the presence of the two groom's parents. Big surprise.After all, gay marriage legislation has not yet been passed in this country, and gay weddings are just a ceremony of commitment. Even if many parents are forced to accept their children's sexual orientation, they cannot calmly attend such a wedding.So it is really touching that both parents are willing to attend their son's wedding and give their blessings.

It's not easy to make too much noise when the parents of the new couple are present. When the parents leave the venue with "interestingness", the atmosphere will change immediately.

The two newcomers wearing the same style of white suits and bow ties were still concentrating on filling the champagne tower in front of them. Someone urged the master of ceremonies to let them kiss for 5 minutes to warm up everyone.

Zhong Yifan heard it, and also noticed that the one who yelled happily was Luo Zhaolin, one of his best men.He and Yue Yan brought the two brothers from the Tong family together, and they took a special leave of absence to attend their wedding, giving Zhong Yifan a chance to fulfill the promise he had made to Jiangxi.

After winking with the master of ceremonies, the master of ceremonies who had already passed through in advance cleared his throat and proposed to choose two best men to play games with the groom.

Luo Zhaolin pulled Tong Huan to stand up without hesitation. When he heard that if he failed to do so, the punishment would be to drink alcohol. The guard Luo was probably playing a game where several men stood in a row and blindfolded to find out their other half. Worried that Tong Huan would be drunk if he lost, he pushed him back.This push hit Zhong Yifan's heart, he looked provocatively at Yue Yan who claimed that he would definitely not be able to enter the bridal chamber tonight, the latter really fell for the trap and jumped out of his own initiative.

After the game player is selected, the game host announces the rules of the game. Everyone attends the wedding ceremony of the newlyweds during their busy schedules. In return, the newlyweds must satisfy any requirements of the guests.That is to say, the guests ask the new couple to do what the new couple should do, and the selected best man should do the same.

The action that would be required to do on this occasion is definitely not as simple as a salute and a handshake. Let Jiang Xi wrap around Zhong Yifan's waist and be hugged by the other party's buttocks for a French kiss is already considered cheap.

Zhong Yifan was prepared for a long time ago, so he generously hugged Jiang Xi to do so, but Jiang Xi was so ashamed that after a few seconds of kissing, his face turned red like a dragon fruit.

Standing at the bar and mixing drinks, Mai Mai didn't forget to check Weibo, because he couldn't post photos, he could only use short words to describe the "too happy to look at" picture in front of him.

The only ones who couldn't laugh were the best men who wanted to do the same thing as the newcomers. Yue Yan and Luo Zhaolin stood on top of each other and looked at each other.

"I know what the two of them are thinking." Zhong Yifan whispered in his ear after putting down the large dragon fruit in his arms.

"Thinking about what?"

"It's more appropriate to hug whoever you want."

"..." Seeing Zhong Yifan laughing like an evil spirit, Jiang Xi felt that it was a miracle that he could be so happy at his wedding.But he had to admit that he was also looking forward to seeing that scene!

There were boos from below, and Luo Zhaolin beat his chest and shouted that this was too bad as early as the moment Jiang Xi was hugged.Both he and Yue Yan clamored for substitutions, but the game host excitedly emphasized that the rules are the rules, and encouraged them to play bravely!

The expressions of the two people walking towards each other were a combination of death-defying and uncontrollable laughter. Jiang Xi tried several times but couldn't make such a difficult expression on his face. Whenever he thought of whoever hugged the other, he would laugh first. I couldn't stand up straight.

Since the question of who hugs whom is really difficult to solve, the host decided to open the door after seeking everyone's opinions, as long as they stand and kiss.

Even if they are released, it takes a lot of mental strength to exchange kisses in front of each other's lovers.The two of them leaned closer together in slow motion, and they both found out why they had changed their partner, and the kissing job was as green as if they had never done it before.

There was still about a finger's distance between the two, Luo Zhaolin couldn't help but burst out laughing.With his smile, the courage that Yue Yan had finally condensed disappeared in an instant, and the latter smiled and thumped him on the shoulder to keep the distance between the two of them apart, signaling that the host would rather be fined for drinking if he couldn't do this.

After that, Zhong Yifan and Jiang Xi were forced to drink the Dajiao Cup again, and asked the four couples of best men to drink with them.Yue Yan and Luo Zhaolin are naturally fine, the other two are not couples, especially Qu Jianfeng, who insists on being Jiangxi's best man, is a straight man who is often accompanied by Mr. Cang in the hard drive, and he was forced to hug him in the end Watching the little forensic doctor go around the other party's neck and drink a cup of Dajiao Cup before it's over.

The happy-go-lucky whole-player game lasted until late at night. Since Zhong Yifan bought the master of ceremonies in advance, many game items were "received" by the best men.

The eight groomsmen were treated miserably, and finally found out that the master of ceremonies was clearly helping the newcomers to tease them, so they unanimously attacked like the newcomers.

Zhong Yifan and Jiang Xi were asked not to use their hands, but to face each other and burst those pink heart-shaped balloons with their stomachs.At first the size of the balloon was okay, but later they only inflated the balloon with a small amount of air, making the balloon not much bigger than a tennis ball, and the difficulty of pinching it rose linearly.Every time one is pinched, the sensitive part of the lower abdomen will inevitably touch the other person, Zhong Yifan feels that if the friction continues like this, there is a danger of a misfire.

Zhong Yifan was busy throwing his eyes at Yue Yan and the others, but he didn't notice that Jiang Xi gave Tong Le a meaningful look.

How mysterious, in that life, he was in Tong Le's position, watching Zhong Yifan and the others hold their wedding.

Although reincarnated for a lifetime, I still clearly remember every scene at that wedding, and remember the meaningful eyes that Zhong Yifan looked at him.Compared with today's happy wedding, it seemed a bit too quiet. I couldn't compare it before, but now I feel that Zhong Yifan's smile seemed normal in that wedding. , very mild, but less hot.This wedding is what Zhong Yifan really wants.

Looking around, everyone here today is happy from the bottom of their hearts, whether he himself, Zhong Yifan, or the Tong family brothers, everyone has found their own fulfillment.Suddenly, I felt that my rebirth was complete or really more than myself, at least the misplaced feelings of these people I knew in my previous life have been corrected.

I believe that after today's wedding, no one will hide in the back seat of a taxi and let the night breeze dry the tears.

Jiang Xi knew that he no longer needed to remember the wedding in his previous life...