[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

The human form cannot be cultivated in a day. Ningxiu basks in the sun and the moon every day and then teaches his apprentices. His days are still leisurely.

What surprised Ningxiu was that Li Linghan was very interested in martial arts, and knew five sets of boxing, and occasionally he could pick up a branch and make gestures with swordsmanship.Although his boxing skills are bad, and his sword skills are even worse, but in order to motivate him, Ningxiu cheers him up every day without conscience.

"Short oil~ my apprentice, today your boxing skills have improved again, and the boxing style brought out by punches is more powerful than yesterday. The number one boxer in the universe is just around the corner~ Are you tired, come and drink some water to rest."

"No way, master, I have to work harder." A certain child shook his head and turned around to continue repeating one move after another.

A former military lady, a master of spear skills, and a master of imperial cavalry, Ning Xiu shook her head at the messy footsteps left by this stubborn child on the snow, "My dear disciple, it's a big deal if you don't have a stable foot, why don't you punch once and then squat on the horse?" Walk for two hours."

"Squat?"

"If you want to practice martial arts, how can you do it if you can't even take a horse stance. When you can take a horse stance without moving for a day, then as a teacher, you can probably cultivate a human form."

"Humanoid?"

Master is a rare flower, if he cultivates into a human form, what should he be?Hmm...with two rows of shark teeth, scarlet and vicious eyes, and two thick legs... Li Linghan shook his head viciously after thinking about it, "Master, you look pretty good now. "Thinking about it this way, Li Linghan felt that Master's prototype was more beautiful.Look at the crystal clear petals, look at the slender branches and leaves, it is really a beautiful flower.It looks much better than the dog's tail flowers on the side of the road.

"One has to make progress, and I can't be satisfied with being a plant. If this continues, I will only die as a plant."

"Isn't it good to be a flower?" Li Linghan asked puzzled.

The rough girl growled with paper mouth: "Why don't you come and try my life and you'll know if it's good or not!"

Li Linghan covered his tinnitus ears and began to recall his master's daily life.The sun came out and the master was basking in the sun, the moon came out and the master was basking in the moon, the sun came out to bask in the sun, the moon came out to bask in the sun, the sun came out, the moon came out... the endless cycle.It's really hard.

He couldn't help sympathizing with Ningxiu, "Master, I can bask in the sun and the moon with you." The child with thick eyebrows and big eyes comforted Ningxiu.

"Stop talking nonsense, go back and stab your horse. It will take less than an hour to see if I don't beat you to death."

"... Oh." Li Linghan obediently went to the horse step, although he doubted whether the master who could only be a flower could draw him.I heard that a certain flower fairy, a certain Lanjun, a certain peach demon, and other plant creatures have delicate tempers, and they can lose their temper for a day if the color of their clothes is not satisfactory.Poor personality seems to be the common denominator of these plant monsters.

Li Linghan decided to provoke Ningxiu as little as possible.The nightmare of being chased to death by the overlord giant flower with a shark's mouth is still fresh in his memory, and I'm afraid he won't forget it for a long time.

As time goes by, autumn and winter follow spring and summer, all the snow that seals the valley melts and moistens the land, and branches sprout and the valley is full of vitality.After spring came, the little husky was jubilant, running around with inexhaustible energy every day. Ningxiu originally wanted to pretend not to see it, but the little husky began to maintain its animal form all day long and refused to turn into a human form.

"Who said he wanted to become the number one boxer in the universe! Can he become the number one boxer in the universe by acting cute every day! Something that doesn't grow!"

The little husky flicked its tail, "Wow." Master, I never said that I want to be a boxer.

The little husky obediently squatting on the ground opened its gray-blue eyes, waiting for Ningxiu to speak, its sharp ears on the top of its head trembled uneasily.

Although I don't understand what the kid is talking about, it doesn't stop Ningxiu from spitting, "Tell me what you look like, don't say you are my apprentice when you go out, you know how to run all day long, and you don't have any energy to run!" I know. It’s not stupid to say that you are stupid. I didn’t find out that you have ADHD some time ago. You can calm down and practice your boxing skills obediently. Your horse can’t walk. Do you know that you run around all day so that I can’t see you? I will hold back your figure for a whole day without anyone to accompany me to talk! Unfilial disciple, do you dare to spend more time with Master!"

The little husky whined a few times and put his chin on his two front paws, lying on the ground, as if he was guilty of admitting his mistake, and the fragrance of flowers in the air became more and more intense.Li Linghan has now figured out the signs of his master's anger. For example, when the master is agitated, the fragrance of flowers will be strong, and if he is a little angry, the flower branches will tremble. Several times Li Linghan was afraid that the master would accidentally break his own flower branches. Well, if you put it on a person, it would be severed, it's too tragic.

Flowers are delicate things, and Li Linghan, who has this common sense, said that when he should be patient, he must be patient.It's a pity that he didn't realize enough that his master was not a delicate flower, but a Qingyan man-eating flower.More than weak and domineering, poetic and picturesque, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are unfamiliar, but he can be called a professional martial arts master with swords, guns and swordsmanship.

The disadvantage of having a nagging master is that she can talk nonsense for a long time with just one mouth, but the advantage is that she likes to talk, so she tells Li Linghan many weird and false stories when she is bored.The story spans ancient and modern times, from fairy tales to ghosts, from fiction to half-truths.

"So, I have a brother named Roland? It sounds like a kind of flower." Li Linghan said.

Just after reminiscing about the beautiful days of teasing Roland, Ningxiu said nonchalantly, "Yes, your elder brother's name is Roland, but that's his nickname. He's not a flower, but a fish."

Li Linghan's second question was, "Has he cultivated into a human form?"

Then the rough girl was bleeding all over her face, "He has cultivated into a human form, and he is still a beautiful boy. It's a pity that my master couldn't withstand the persecution of the court with his palms, so I had no choice but to drive your senior brother back to the sea as a fish That’s it. Just tell us, shemale has different ways~”

"Master, you also had a human form back then?"

Ning Xiu gritted his teeth, "Back then I was more than just a human figure!"

"Anything else?"

"There is also the unparalleled cooking skill in killing people and setting fires!"

"???" Li Linghan was full of doubts, how can cooking kill people?

After the beginning of spring, Ningxiu would feel her body heat up when she basks in the moonlight, and she intuitively thought it was a sign of sunburn from too much ultraviolet rays.It's a pity that she can't do it even if she doesn't want to, the sun and the moon unremittingly appear in turn every day, making her photosynthesis and metabolism uninterrupted.

This day, the little husky went crazy after striding all morning.It seems that these little animals are very energetic when spring comes, and there is no peace all day long.Ningxiu raised his head to bask in the sun, while lazily thinking a lot, how did Roland's child turn into a human form?He seems to have swung a knife from the palace.There is no way you can't follow suit.Ning Xiu sighed regretfully. (Roland, who was also shot while lying down, had blood on his face.)

It was undoubtedly a tough day. First, the little husky ran away disobediently, and then a pair of chirping little sparrows stayed on the cliff above her head for a long time. They seemed to want to build a nest there. She didn't want such a noisy neighbor. .Fortunately, the couple of sparrows still flew away, maybe they also realized that although the cliff can get sunshine every day, it will suffer immediately when there is wind and rain.

In the afternoon, the bored Ningxiu dozed off for a while.Half-dream and half-awake, she felt hot all over her body, so hot that she was about to smoke. When she woke up, she was still a flower under the blue rock. When she was sad, she caught a glimpse of a cotton in the corner of her eye?

The pure white cotton flower came from a distance, and finally stopped in front of Ningxiu.

Ningxiu looked at the herbivore sheep in front of him and his heart trembled, what the hell!a sheep!A herbivorous sheep!Hey, hey, I hate it, I don't want to be eaten by grass mud sheep because I haven't cultivated human form yet.

On the contrary, Ningxiu looked at this docile sheep, she wanted to eat lamb chops!

"Baa~" Seemingly aware of the murderous look of the delicious flowers in front of him, Yang took a step back anxiously, then looked at Ning Xiu reluctantly, turned around and left again.

Oh~~ lamb chops.In a sense, Ningxiu, who had been on a hunger strike for more than ten years, salivated as he watched the "lamb chop" walk away.Back then, her favorite winter clothes were made of pure white and soft sheepskin, that snow-white fluffy feel!And most importantly meat!Baked lamb that is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!

Suddenly, Ningxiu wanted to become a human more urgently.