[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

Goudan still didn't come back in the end, what came back was a tender little boy.

The boy timidly came to Wanhua with his big black eyes open, "Are you a monster?"

When he asked, Ningxiu's eyes fell on the boy's snow-white long gown buttoned up, thinking that it seemed that he was wearing something wrong this time, the clothes were ancient clothes, but this person really couldn't be considered a human being, "You are the one." monster."

She sprayed back immediately, and then a pair of fluffy black dog ears appeared on the boy's panicked head, "I, I don't eat people."

"Aren't you a monster, are you still a dog god?" When Ningxiu said this, he owed as much as he wanted. If she was given a human form, she might have collapsed and started picking her nostrils.

"I want to practice Taoism." The boy said seriously.

"So what?" the atheist rough girl said that the pressure was a bit too much, it's too bad, her world view seems to be subverted this time.

The rough girl is too unconscious, the subversion of the world view should have started when she woke up and found herself turned into a flower.

"You are an immortal cultivator who devotes himself to cultivation, can you accept me as an apprentice?" The boy's pink cheeks were full of embarrassment.

At the moment when his voice fell, the system prompt sound also arrived——

System: Congratulations to the hero for successfully recruiting apprentices.

Nima! ! !Dare to give Lao Tzu some human rights!Don't make a decision every time I don't nod my apprentice!

The rough girl's face was full of blood, and she said bitterly, "Apprentice, what's your name?"

The boy smiled like a sunflower, "My name is Li..."

"Oh, Li Goudan."

"No, it's Li..."

"Li Goudan, this name is easy to support, your father really knows how to choose names."

"It's Li..."

"Okay, since Goudan, you call me master, master has the responsibility to take care of you. I said that the master is not good at teaching immortality. In fact, the master is still trying to figure out how to escape from photosynthesis. Multicellular eukaryotic organisms have evolved to be able to walk upright carbon-based Life form. Cultivation of immortals, such as condensing energy, building foundation, forming elixir, transforming into a divine infant, transforming into a divine infant, becoming a master of yin and yang, emptiness, reality, and broken nirvana. I really don’t understand it. Although I don’t know the benefits of cultivating immortals, since you want to be a god, I certainly support you. It is a good thing to have ideals and dreams. I will never kill your soul waiting to fly high when you are young. For the sake of our fate, I will give you Nayuan Dan as a teacher. It is said that taking this thing every day can Increase your cultivation, as a teacher, I believe you will be successful!"

Li Linghan crouched under the cliff and choked silently, with tears of sadness in his heart, "Master, my name is Li Linghan, not Li Goudan."

Ningxiu shook his "hand" indifferently, "I think Goudan is more suitable for you."

"You're not joking, are you?" Zheng Taijun stared at Ningxiu with a serious face, his small mouth curled into a line.

Ningxiu lifted her spirits, and showed her prestige of being a teacher, "God, do you think being a teacher is like a joker?"

Said the ruffian to the kid, and—

Then, as soon as the child corrected his appearance, his little nose turned red, his eyes were filled with water, and his mouth opened and he started crying.

Ning Xiu: "..."

"I'm lying down! Apprentice, don't cry! In fact, I was joking with you as a teacher! I was really joking with you! Who would really call my apprentice a dog! Although the dog is really happy! Like you Such a cute child is really a treasure that can’t be found even with a lantern! Dear, dear! Why don’t I call you baby? Xiaobao? Xiaobei? Abao!!!”

A chatty roar echoed in the valley for a long time.

Now that she has an apprentice, the rough girl realizes for the first time that she should end her life as a plant.However, what she couldn't understand was that she now, what on earth!want!how!talent!Become human!

"Ah Bao dear, how many years do you think it takes to become a teacher before becoming a human?" A certain bitter flower asked.

The thick-browed and big-eyed Zhengtai buried her head in thought for a long time, and said cautiously, "Master, isn't it good to be a flower, you don't even have to worry about what to eat for dinner."

"Yeah, I don't have to worry about what to eat for dinner as a teacher. It's really hard for you, my beloved disciple, who has to worry about this problem every day!"

"I don't worry about that, I'll eat whatever I can catch," said Po.

As a master, the rough girl realized for the first time in so many days how her apprentice solved the food problem in the valley where the road was blocked by heavy snow.

"My beloved, what do you usually eat?" How does a child who is only 7 years old support himself in a valley where even grass roots cannot be dug.

Li Linghan looked solemn on his baby-fat face, and said again, "Eat whatever you catch."

A picture roared in Ningxiu's mind: a little husky was squatting in the snow with heavy snow, looking up at the sky longingly with a pair of big gray-blue eyes, it was enduring hunger and cold, it was very hungry, so He squatted on the spot and opened his mouth.It wanted to take a few mouthfuls of snow for comfort, but at this time, a sparrow whose eyes were blinded by snowflakes fluttered and flapped its small wings and rushed straight to the little husky's open mouth, where a sparrow was suffering from hunger and cold My heart is waiting for the little sparrow... Then the little husky smiled contentedly.

In fact, sparrows are also quite delicious.Thinking like this, Ningxiu took out a plate of braised tenderloin from his backpack without any pressure, "Here." Pushing it towards the child.

Li Linghan's eyes glowed, "Master, you can create spells out of nothing, teach me."

The rough girl said without thinking, "Press b." (Uncle Zha: ...the system defaults to the backpack shortcut key, you understand)

"By currency?"

"Yes, press b."

"Why do you need to press coins?" Li Linghan took out a copper plate and put it on the ground in puzzlement, then stretched out his little finger to press it.

"I don't know, everyone press b."

Li Linghan pressed it for a while and found that there was no change. Li Linghan's serious little face immediately turned cloudy and he was about to cry, "Master, is it because I am too useless that pressing coins is useless."

"Aifu calm down, it doesn't matter if you don't learn it, listen to Master, eat well and grow up quickly, then go and hook up with the mother husky, I want a litter of fluffy little animals balabalabala for the teacher..."

A certain master who lost his integrity was still thinking about it, Li Linghan turned his head and forgot the frustration just now, picked up the braised pork tenderloin given by Ningxiu, and gnawed his mouth full of oil, the child focused on the meat, and occasionally tilted his head to look at it. Look at the flowers that are still talking about it.He thought to himself: Why can a master who has no mouth still speak?

If you have any questions, you should ask, "Master, why do you still speak without a mouth? And you talk so much?"

The rough girl was bleeding all over her face, "I haven't seen a living thing in more than ten years and now I have you, why do you want Master to suffocate to death!"

The question is not whether to suffocate to death, but Master, as a flower without a mouth, what do you use to speak, "Master, your mouth..."

What responded to him was a roar that resounded through the valley, "I can use whatever I like to say, and I want you to control me!!!"

This night, the apprentice who turned into a little husky curled up and slept on the flower leaves. In his dream, his master split the petals and grew sharp shark teeth. The delicate roots chased him from the soil, and the piranha chased after him. Behind him, he growled at him with a big bloody mouth with two rows of shark teeth: What do you think I use to talk? You say it, you say it, you say it! ! !

Ningxiu looked at the little thing under his own flowers and leaves that was shrinking and whining.What a sweet dream it is to force the child.