[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

Knowing that the emperor of the Central Plains wanted to kill the cinnabar mole on his heart, the prince of the Western Regions couldn't calm down. It was not easy to find a woman who could beat him after traveling all over the world for so many years. Such a fierce woman must be very honorable to bring home!The prince of the Western Regions had an audience overnight and arrived in time before Ning Dacao unscrewed the emperor.

The scene was very dangerous at that time. The academician of the Imperial Hospital was at a loss with a jar of poisoned wine. Ningxiu put his arm around the emperor's neck and did not let go.The emperor was shocked and annoyed by the fact that he lost to his No. 60 seven-bedroom concubine in terms of strength. It was too embarrassing!

Ning Dacao hijacked the emperor and confronted the guards, with an appearance of "I'm so cool and domineering, you can't accept you bite me", the prince of the Western Regions looked at a pair of cat eyes and lit up: take such a cool and domineering woman home to see her Parents, too much face!

"Lu Fuqing, go to the Western Regions with me, I swear that I will only marry you once in my life!" The Persian Cat Prince swears to the sky, swears firmly, he can't wait to take the daughter-in-law he likes home immediately to show off to his uncles, aunts, brothers and brothers .

This is the first time that Ningxiu has looked at the prince from the Western Regions. He is short and oily. The young man has eight-pack abs and is quite fit. .Ning Dacao twitched the corners of his mouth and chuckled, "I like fair-skinned, thin, gentle people. For example, this one."

It just so happened that the Seventh Prince entered the hall with Xiao Yexin in his arms, "...ahem."

The prince of the Western Regions looked back and forth at the small figure of the Seventh Prince, feeling unhappy, "What do you dislike about me?" Thinking of him as a handsome and handsome man, everywhere he went, there were swarms of women winking at him. Have confidence.

"You think I'll like you if you have eight-pack abs? Tell you, I don't like men."

Looking down on men full of masculine charm? ? ?The Seventh Prince was hit by an arrow in the knee, and he gritted his teeth, "Lu Fuqing, don't talk nonsense."

"I've always been quiet when I speak. If something offends you, hit me."

Ye Xin lay in the arms of the Seventh Prince and watched eagerly. He didn't seem to understand why Concubine Lu Gui grabbed his father, why the guards drew their swords, and why the little emperor suddenly brought him here.

"Uncle Huang, I'm afraid."

"Zi Shen, don't be afraid, tell your master to let go of your father, and the uncle will take you to set off fireworks." Fireworks are set off twice a year in the palace, once on Mid-Autumn Festival and once on New Year's Eve, because Shao Ye Xin likes watching fireworks very much.The Seventh Prince coaxed Ye Xin softly.

Ye Xin looked at Ningxiu after hearing this, and he couldn't ignore the longing in his eyes, "Master, I want to watch the fireworks."

Ningxiu looked at the Seventh Prince coldly, activated the actor mode, and shook his aura, "Ye Xiaoxin, tell your little uncle to clean up and stay with me for a night, and I will set off fireworks for you for a year."

The Chinese paper present at the scene instantly lay down on the ground and picked up the three views they had accidentally smashed.The world is so dangerous, and the three views are not strong enough!

Ye Xiaoxin blinked his eyes from the benevolent, and looked longingly at his little uncle. He had a cute and harmless bun face, and his mouth was naturally smiling. Even when he was not smiling, he seemed to have a smile on his face, "Uncle little emperor." , will you stay with my master for one night?"

The Seventh Prince took another arrow in the knee: You brat!You grew up in the palace, why are you so naive!Where is it just to accompany one night, it is like a sheep entering the tiger's mouth and chrysanthemums not keeping the hibiscus warm tent to bury the bones!

"Little Huangshu, can you stay with my master for one night?" Ye Xiaoxin repeated again, holding a dagger firmly on the Seventh Prince's neck, "Little Huangshu is the most beloved son, and he will definitely agree to it." no?"

The Seventh Prince swore that the three views he had built up all his life collapsed on this day.Leaving aside Lu Guipin, a strong woman sent by heaven to torture men, why does his simple, honest and cute nephew suddenly turn from a kitten to a wolf? ! !

The emperor originally thought that the third son's mud would not be able to support a mentally handicapped child, but when it came out suddenly, the emperor was shocked and blurted out, "Fuhu has no dogs!" There was a sense of appreciation in his words.

Ningxiu slapped him twice, "Don't put gold on your face, you didn't teach the child, you really think of yourself as a character? Apart from having meetings in the morning, signing reports in the afternoon, and sleeping with the minister at night daughter, what else do you want?"

The emperor who had been demoted to nothing was ashen-faced, "Concubine Lu Gui, your words are not condescending, and I will punish your nine clans!"

"Oh, by the way, you will behead other people's whole families. Go ahead, I will not change my name or surname. I have a single name, Xiu, and a secluded surname. I am born to feed one person and feed the whole family without worrying about it. If you have the ability, you can chop me off." The heads of the whole family."

"Aren't you Lu Fuqing?"

"Lu Fuqing was murdered by me before the draft, and his body was dumped in the wilderness. If you send someone to look for it now, maybe you can find a few broken bones."

The emperor finally felt that things were tricky.

This time, Ningxiu gave her a multiple-choice question for her little apprentice who has always been black-bellied but pretended to be Xiaobai, "Ye Xiaoxin, master and father give you two choices. First, I will fuck your own father right now and stab you to death 84 times." Stepmother, after eating nine of your brothers and sisters, you come to dominate the country. Second..."

"I'll choose the second." Ye Xiaoxin was discouraged by the insane and rough remarks.

"Second, let's work together to overthrow your own father, stab your 84 stepmothers to death and eat your nine brothers and sisters. You come to enjoy the country and I come to enjoy the harem with three thousand beauties!"

"Master qaq, I just want to watch the fireworks." Ye Xiaoxin wondered if it would be too late to put down the dagger and break things off with Ningxiu!It must be in time, right?

Suddenly, the sword is at stake, and Lao Tzu’s style of painting changed like this. Ningxiu let go of the emperor, and his bright eyes helped the emperor tidy up the dragon robe, "Your Majesty, my concubine has been joking with you since the vat of dove (murderous!) wine. The concubine is Your No.60 concubine with seven bedrooms is nothing more than a concubine with such great ability, how can you stab and kill your 84 concubines and eat your nine children. Concubine, I really can't do it!"

"You said something else at this time, don't you think it's too late?" The emperor's face looked majestic and majestic, not angry but majestic, facing the sycophant who was making farces one after another.

"It's not too late now, I just used my lips and didn't really do anything bad." After finishing speaking, Ningxiu took out the jade seal from the emperor's study and held it up high.The emperor turned pale with shock, Ning Xiu slammed the jade seal to pieces, and said to the emperor, "It's too late."

"No matter who you are! I will definitely kill your nine clans!!! Come! Take her down!!!"

The immoral things that Ning Dacao did today are enough to chop off her head a hundred times.

But all her life, she loved to be unruly and unrestrained, so she yelled out, "Come on, come to fight!"

Ning Dacao fought with Ouchi's guards for three hundred rounds, and snatched the little apprentice back from the Seventh Prince. Before leaving, he said to the handsome Seventh Prince, "Don't walk around the imperial garden after being drunk, you are born to be romantic." Xiang, I don’t need to tell you carefully later.”

"It's just a woman who behaves like a woman, how decent is she!" The Seventh Prince wanted to hit a woman just once in his life, and he did do it. He slapped her and was kicked to the ground.

Ning Dacao changed her outfit with one click, she took off layer after layer of palace clothes, revealing her Mingjiao suit, which is really exotic, with the demeanor of a royal sister, stepping on the small body of the Seventh Prince, she hugged her little apprentice and taunted her , "It was you who hit me, no thanks."

The Seventh Prince raised his head and saw a long, well-proportioned leg protruding from the hem of the Mingjiao suit. He couldn't tell whether he was angry or embarrassed, but he blushed, "I will definitely investigate what you did today, even if you escape to the ends of the earth. I won't take your head off..."

"Stop talking nonsense, it's the same sentence, hit me if you have the ability."

The seventh prince has a mouthful of old blood.

Ye Xiaoxin gained -100 debuff from his father's favorability degree, and the reputation of the Central Plains Dynasty reached the level of hatred, and wandered the world with his funny master.On the way to escape, Ning Dacao asked him more than once: Do you want to go back and fuck your own father, stab your 84 stepmothers to death, eat your nine brothers and sisters, and let you sit on the throne!

Ye Xiaoxin always looked at her honestly, "Master, where shall we go?"

Then Ningxiu would laugh along, "Take you to join the beggar gang, eat a hundred meals and wear a hundred clothes, and learn martial arts from the master. In a short time, we will be the head of the sub-rudder, marry Bai Fumei, and get promoted I am a little excited when I think about it as the chief helmsman, and I am on the pinnacle of my life."

A good prince, suddenly changed, reduced to a beggar on the side of the road... Just kidding!

Ye Xiaoxin was wearing ordinary children's clothes and sitting on the steps of an inconspicuous shop on the side of the street, biting the candied haws that Ningxiu bought for him, and holding a delicate cricket cage made of rattan and wood in his other hand, the crickets inside were singing clearly.He took a bite of the candied haws and glanced at the crickets. When passers-by on the street saw the child, they couldn't help but smile knowingly when they saw that he was reluctant to part with the candied haws and the crickets.Whose child is so cute.

Ningxiu finally came back after biting a bunch of candied haws until a bamboo stick was left.The first thing Ye Xiaoxin heard was a manly voice: "Ning Xiaoxin, follow Master and Father to join your Master Mistress!" Looking up, he saw a young man dressed as a Jianghu coming, with sword eyebrows and star eyes smiling from top to bottom. Revealing some unscrupulous jokes, saying that he is fooling around, but he really looks like a chivalrous man.

Ye Xiaoxin was stunned, and asked uncertainly, "Master, how did you become a man?"

Ning Dacao squatted in front of the little apprentice, and whispered mysteriously, "This is called disguise, do you want to learn it?"

Ye Xiaoxin nodded quickly, "I think."

"Master will teach you right away!"

Ning Dacao took away Ye Xiaoxin who was full of expectations, and brought him back to become a delicate little girl.Deeply deceived, Ye Xiaoxin cried, "Master qaq..."

"What do you call me master, call me father."

"qaq Where are we going?"

"Go find your mother."

It has been a day since Ningxiu made a big fuss at the Golden Luan Palace and challenged the emperor. For some unknown reason, no news came out from the palace. The whole of Beijing was peaceful, as if nothing had happened.

The two disguised themselves left the capital with their bags, and finally saw Ningxiu's arrest warrant in the hands of the guards at the city gate. The woman on the painting had one-string eyebrows, a garlic nose, and a big mouth, which was quite gangster-like.Ning Dacao thought to himself that the artist's skill is really good, he painted that ugliness very vividly!What made Ningxiu laugh the most was that the wanted crime was not because she was guilty of violating the dignity of the emperor, but because she was too ugly to be an obstacle to the appearance of the city.

Ningxiu led Ye Xiaoxin out of the capital, and said to his little apprentice, "Your father is quite humorous."

"Aren't you angry when he says you're ugly?"

"Your father intends to let us go, so why bother to pursue it. It's just that your little uncle is in the same boat and ready to move."

Ye Xiaoxin responded immediately, "Uncle Xiaohuang wants to rebel?"

"Short, brat, don't keep pretending to be stupid. Why are you reacting so quickly? Anyway, the two of us have left the capital, and we don't care about the affairs of the two of them."

"Is it a lie that the little emperor uncle is nice to me?"

Ningxiu replied indifferently, "Don't you also act stupid to him?"

"...It was taught by my concubine mother."