[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

When Ye Xinchang was seven years old, he always had a question.

Why is it that Lu Guibi is fined to stay behind closed doors for ten months a year, but she always finds a way to sneak out to look for him day and night.

That day, when Ningxiu climbed in through the window again, Ye Xin was worrying about the homework assigned by the teacher in the school.The emperor's son Kaimeng was seven years old, and he got up to study at 5 o'clock every morning. There were 5 princes in the palace, and he and the second prince were both at school age this year.Ye Xin is usually taken by Ningxiu, and he does more mischievous things than ordinary children outside the palace. Under the "care" of Ningxiu's "good intentions", Ye Xin's original naive appearance finally becomes a little smarter. I can't get rid of the problem of being distracted when I'm waiting.

"Ye Xiaoxin, master and father will take you to harness the horse today!" Ningxiu pinched Ye Xin under his arm, and hurriedly jumped out of the window and galloped in one direction.

The maids in Ye Xin Palace chased after seeing her, and shouted, "Ms. Lu! Send His Highness back for dinner before dinner!!! The child is so hungry!!!!"

The lonely, cold, arrogant and domineering Mrs. Lu left in a gust of wind, as if she hadn't heard her.The maids were bloody.

"Master, you have ridden all the horses in the palace racecourse, why do you need to harness them?" Ye Xin moved his small arms and struggled to climb onto Ningxiu's back, finding a good posture to hang on to watch the scenery.

"Stupid boy, don't you know that the envoys from the Western Regions have come recently? They have provided your father with a lot of horses! You have been in physical education class for the past two afternoons, and you didn't have your own horse. Didn't you get ridiculed by the second prince? Take this opportunity to give you Pick a good one."

"But master, good horses are rewarded to powerful officials and generals, how could they be given to Xiaoxin?"

"Don't worry, Master will steal one for you."

Ye Xiaoxin came to a conclusion based on the knowledge taught by his little emperor uncle: How can a stolen horse be ridden out?

Then, using the way of thinking of Ning Xiujiao, he successfully came up with a question: how to ride out the stolen horse openly?

Uncle Xiaohuang taught him: the dumb man can't tell the eighteen styles because he suffers from eating Coptis chinensis. The owner of the horse shed tears and said that the horse was given to him, not stolen by him.

Ningxiu taught him: how to correctly "refer a deer to a horse" and open his eyes to tell lies, shocking the three views of the owner of the horse, successfully drawing the conclusion that he did not steal the horse, and successfully taking the horse away.

When you think about it, the two adults around you are very insane.

When Ningxiu took Ye Xin to the racecourse, it happened to be at noon when the sun was the hottest. There was a building like a city gate near the racecourse. Usually no one passed by, so it was convenient for the two of them to squat inside to hide from the sun. The high altitude has a wide field of vision, and the movement in the racecourse is clear.

"Look at that black horse, is it handsome? Do you like it?"

"Master, Xiaoxin doesn't like dark horses."

Ye Xin leaned on the fence on tiptoe, looking at the racecourse which was the brightest white horse among a group of horses of various colors, his eyes lit up.The white horse turned from black to white from its hooves up, its head raised and its neighing appearance was extraordinary, and it was beautiful to look at.In the words of his master and father: it must be cool to ride out!

"Master, I want a white black hoof."

"Let's see if anyone is there, and if no one is there, we will start."

The two leather monkeys immediately watched with wide eyes, "Master, there is no one below."

"Look at the master's majestic and majestic harness!" Ningxiu took off the cumbersome gauze covering the outside and threw it on the ground, swung his arms and stepped up the fence to fly over to harness the horses, but a group of people came to the racecourse.Ning Xiu hurriedly withdrew his foot, "The timing is not right, let's wait."

Among the group of people who came, the key figures included not only the muscular emperor, but also the Seventh Prince with thin skin, tender flesh and small body, and the envoy from the Western Regions who didn't look like a Central Plains person.

These people seem to have come to pick horses.

Touching the little head of Ye Xin who was staring at him, Ningxiu took out a pen and paper, "Quickly write a note to your little uncle, saying that you want Wu Ti Baima to let him find a way to stay."

Ye Xin lay down on the ground and wrote a "letter asking for a gift" to his little uncle, one stroke at a time, "Master, how do you write the three characters "little uncle?"

"Telling you to play the autumn wind in class is not good enough to learn from the master. You are illiterate now. Give me the pen, and the master will write."

"Master, you wrote it wrong."

"What's wrong?"

Ye Xin pointed to the words on the paper and read, "Xiao, Huang, Shu, I want a horse, and I must spare the horse with my life." At the back was a creature with a round head, a fat body and four hooves painted black, which looked like a horse.

"Writing a letter should be simple and clear. Seeing that the master is secretly sending a letter without anyone noticing it." The white paper pinched into a small ball of paper by Ningxiu flew out like a hidden weapon in her hand, aiming at the Seventh Prince A face that became more and more beautiful.Seeing the disfigurement of the little emperor uncle who is competing with the little apprentice for favor, Ningxiu was ecstatic in his heart: Hahahaha little evil beast!Without that gay face, let's see what you can do to confuse my apprentice!

Ye Xin vaguely felt that the expression of the master beside him was a little too happy.

Before the hidden weapon disguised as a letter was pasted on the fresh and handsome face of the Seventh Prince, a hand suddenly inserted into the frame, grabbed the hidden weapon, and took a closer look at it. It was a Persian cat with dark skin and eyes of different colors. The warrior found Ningxiu's hiding place as quickly as lightning, flew up and rushed to the tower.The next moment, a group of guards surrounded Hulala's horse farm, and the next moment, Ningxiu rose up to greet her, ready to furiously fuck the Persian cat who ruined her good deed.

The martial arts of the envoys from the Western Regions are not weak, and Ningxiu has been studying martial arts for many years, but his height has not diminished. The two fought from the tower to the roof, and from the roof to the horse farm. It took 15 minutes before and after. He almost spat out blood in front of the emperor, "The Chinese martial arts are indeed Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I don't know where the heroine comes from?"

Ningxiu squinted at the emperor, and the emperor also stared at her with a cold face. There are no rules or manners in letting her in the harem these few years. It's fine for him to turn a blind eye, but now he has caused trouble and came to the Western Region In front of the prince, what to do!

Facing the emperor's glaring gaze calmly, Ningxiu stood upright like a pole, proudly, and told the Persian cat, "If you don't change your surname, you don't change your name. I am his No. 60 concubine, Lu Guifei!" Four years after entering the palace, the emperor married more than 12 concubines. The original four favorite concubines are now No. [-].Half of them fell out of favor because they were shaved off by Ningxiu.

Hearing this, the emperor's heels gave way and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, the Seventh Prince gave him a hand and saved the emperor's face.The Seventh Prince supported his elder brother, and felt very sympathetic to him for having a concubine like Concubine Lu Gui.

The prince from the Western Regions is full of respect for the emperor's concubine. A heroine is good at kung fu, and you are not bad at a strong man. The two chatted and saw that they were about to join hands to drink burning knives and eat beef. The emperor coughed a few times , reprimanded Ning Dacao several times, and then asked her what she was doing at the racecourse if she wasn't in the harem?

Ningxiu looked back at the tower, Ye Xiaoxin was still lying there watching curiously.The emperor's eyes were still good after approving the memorial for ten years, and he immediately saw that the brat squatting on the tower was his third son.The anger gauge slowed down in an instant, and she was punished to contemplate behind closed doors for half a year.Ningxiu received the punishment respectfully, leaped like riding a cloud and riding the wind, jumped the city wall a few times cleanly, and ran away with his little apprentice in his arms.

"Master, are we not stealing horses?"

"Don't worry, in the dead of night, I will chop your father with a knife, and you will have as many horses as you want."

Ye Xin looked confused, "Master is amazing."

Satisfied, Ning Dacao carried his apprentice back to sharpen his knife.

As a result, before dinner, the emperor sent someone to send a message, and the analysis of the meaning is: the prince of the Western Regions appreciates that you have given you a special horse, and hopes to have the opportunity to learn martial arts again in the future.

He brought the horse over and saw that it was the one the apprentice wanted.Xiaoye Xinxi Dapubun.

Ningxiu put down the sharpened knife, and the emperor kept his head inexplicably.People all over the world are happy and happy.

After that, Ningxiu continued to make jokes with his young apprentice every day, teaching him how to hide from homework, plagiarizing, mocking the second prince and other mischievous behaviors.

Half a month later, the people around the emperor came to spread the word again, saying that there will be a banquet for the envoys of the Western Regions tonight, because the princes of the Western Regions will never forget Mistress Lu, the emperor asked Mistress Lu to appear on the stage, and if necessary, she would compete with the princes of the Western Regions in martial arts. Just don't let her win.

If you say you can't win, you won't win. Let Lao Tzu's apprentice know how to think of me?Ye Xiaoxin will definitely mistakenly think that his master is an incompetent person.For Ye Xiaoxin, I can't lose!stand up!Commoners under the rule of the privileged class!Let's see if I don't kill that prince of the Western Regions. ←Ning Dacao, ask yourself with all your heart, how often have you been disliked by your apprentices? ←Ning Dacao asks himself and always feels good about himself.

Waiting for Ning Dacao to dress up as usual, sitting in the venue, the favorite concubine No. [-] on the left is as beautiful as a peach and plum, and the favorite concubine No. [-] on the right is graceful and graceful.Sitting next to the emperor, the empress smiled and saw the concubines as beautiful as flowers and jade. She was only responsible for grace and luxury. The empress knew that these concubines couldn't get her hands out of her hands, but she still wanted to beat them every day.The queen cast a "friendly" look at Ningxiu, and Ningxiu felt a groan in his heart: Nima, here we come again.Queen, tell me, why do you always look at me eagerly? ? ?Are you counting on Lao Tzu to give birth to a child for you?

Ning Dacao thought secretly, it's time to visit the queen's bedroom at night.

Civil and military ministers are seated, envoys from the Western Regions are seated, emperors and queens are seated, the music is playing, the singing and dancing are high, and the friends behind raise your wine glasses!Feed your boss to death!

The emperor said that the envoys from the Western Regions are welcome to visit, welcome.

The envoy from the Western Regions said that the emperor is very polite, let's eat and drink, drink!

Civil and military ministers said that the emperor was right!Everyone drink, you drink and I drink too!

Concubine Chong No. [-] said that since everyone is so happy, I will perform a dance for everyone to cheer up~ The Prince of the Western Regions is so handsome and charming~

The empress dances well!

Concubine No. [-] said that since No. [-] has come out to make a fool of herself, I can hide it. I'll play a guzheng for everyone to cheer up~~ Xiaoyou, the prince of the Western Regions is really handsome, let me take a look at it more. ~~ Played a song twice.

The lady played well!

The empress hid a knife in her smile, and the sword flashed back and forth in secret, with a murderous aura.

Grass mud horse!Can't stop eating a meal!Ning Dacao sat on the seat with blood on his face. During this period, he was frantic, and when Concubine No. [-] stood up to dance, she directly ate up No. [-]'s food.Number Ten looked worried.Concubine No. [-] got up to play the piano and finished eating the dishes on No. [-]'s table. No. [-] finally understood where her delicious food went to a black hole.When the tenth came back, I was also very sad to see the empty plate.The three concubines stared straight ahead and sat upright, stunned.The emperor glanced casually, and found that the plates on the tables of the three concubines were all empty, and was immediately shocked: My little wives actually have such a big appetite!

Concubine No. [-] and No. [-] both covered their faces: Your Majesty!You listen to our explanation!

At the banquet, there were joyous sounds and harmony between the monarch and his ministers, and the silk and bamboo orchestral music was overwhelming. Ningxiu watched a song and dance performance after eating, and fell asleep listening to the music.Suddenly the music stopped, and everyone's conversation stopped. The prince of the Western Regions with Persian cat eyes stood up and presented many rare treasures, which opened the eyes of the people in the Central Plains and amazed them.The emperor was very happy, and the prince of the Western Regions was also very happy. He asked the emperor to bring a woman back to the Western Regions to contact the friendship between the two countries.

The original words are like this, "I heard that there are many capable people in the Central Plains martial arts. I don't know if it's true, but it's just that heroes are hard to find. I ask the emperor for a woman. Are you willing to give it to me?"

The emperor knew which one it was, but he pretended to be stupid and showed off, "Which family is the daughter of the prince talking about?"

Unexpectedly, the prince from the Western Regions imitated what Ning Dacao said, "I want your No.60 seven-bedroom concubine Lu Fuqing."

A few ministers who were drinking spit out on the spot, thinking that people from the Western Regions are bold and unrestrained.

Ning Dacao was not very happy, and staring at the emperor revealed the meaning: Your Majesty, this plot is wrong!Where did the plot of beating the Persian cat unilaterally agreed with the concubine go?

Because of Ye Xin's relationship, the Seventh Prince, who knew a lot about the rough and rough, immediately knew that something was wrong.

No matter where his plot went, the agreed unilateral beating of the Persian cat must be there!Ning Dacao stood up resolutely and vigorously, kicked the table in front of him flying, rushed over and beat him up regardless of Sanqi 21.

"Grandpa, you are capable! If you want a concubine, you must have a concubine! Have you considered our emperor's feelings! Come here, I promise not to kill you!"

Seeing that Ning Dacao couldn't stop going crazy, the emperor held his chest and was so angry that he had high blood pressure: You suddenly went crazy, have you considered my feelings! ! !

The emperor felt that he would be a saint if he endured it any longer, so he decided to execute his concubine in Room 67 that night!

The emperor put a multiple-choice question in front of Ningxiu and asked her to choose.

First: You remarried to the prince of the Western Regions and went away, and lived as you liked in the future.

Ning Dacao made a condition: Let me go, I will take your third son along.

Second: There is no second.

The emperor is furious, use what you have learned, you better go to hell with your uncle!Come here, give Lu Gui a bottle of Jiujiu wine!

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