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──There are always some people who don't see you when you want to see them, and show up when you don't want to see them.

Checked on the bed, there is no suspicious trace.Looking around on the ground, there are no auxiliary supplies.He hooked his head and sniffed his crotch for a long time, but there was no strange smell.Finally, Ke Xiaoxi looked up at the blanket covering Fang Tiejun's waist.After struggling for a few minutes, Ke Xiaoxi stretched out her hand.

Fang Tiejun dreamed that he was swimming, and suddenly something lightly touched his buttocks.

fish!Fang Tiejun stretched out his hand abruptly, and woke up suddenly.And what he was holding in his hand was Ke Xiaoxi's hand.

"What are you doing?" Fang Tiejun let go of him.

Ke Xiaoxi blushed, "I...I...I..."

Damn, I can't say I want to see if your chrysanthemum is hurt!Ke Xiaoxi stammered for a long time, but didn't say anything about Ziwu Maoyou.

It was Fang Tiejun who looked at the blanket in his other hand and explained for him, "Afraid I'll catch a cold?"

Ke Xiaoxi nodded immediately, "Yes, yes. You see that you didn't turn off the air conditioner before going to bed, and you will catch a cold."

Fang Tiejun looked up at the machine that was blowing air-conditioning, "Oh, I didn't drink less last night, and I forgot to turn it off."

Finally got to the point.Ke Xiaoxi pretended to be natural and put the other corner of the blanket on her body, "You drank too much too? Then how did we get back?"

"I carried you back."

Ke Xiaoxi carefully observed Fang Tiejun's reaction and expression: It doesn't look like anything happened.But... if both of them drink too much, have sex after drinking, and can't remember what happened, won't I take advantage of it for nothing?No, thanks!This has to be clarified.If you really got it, you must find a refill when you are sober.

"Is there anything you feel uncomfortable now?" Ke Xiaoxi found that once she accepted this setting, Fang Tiejun looked even more attractive and attractive.

Fang Tiejun sat up blankly and scratched his head, "Dizzy, thirsty."

"that's it?"

"What else?"

Ke Xiaoxi gritted her teeth and decided not to beat around the bush, "Why am I in your house?"

Fang Tiejun talked about knocking over the water glass last night, "Your bed was wet, and your clothes were wet, so I just brought you here."

"My clothes are wet, are yours wet too?"

"No."

"Then why did you take yourself off so clean?"

"I'm used to sleeping naked."

Depend on!I've never heard of sleeping naked in someone else's house!

Fang Tiejun seemed to understand something suddenly. "Oh──you don't think that..."

Ke Xiaoxi threw off the blanket and got off the ground, "I'll go see if my bed is dry."

There was no doubt that the bed was dry, but Ke Xiaoxi felt that there were marks no matter how he looked at it, so he decided to change all the sheets and wash them.Putting on his pajamas and holding the things to be washed and standing in front of the washing machine, he suddenly remembered why he didn't see the clothes he took off yesterday?

"Huh? I said Iron Army."

"Huh?" Fang Tiejun put on a pair of shorts and was brushing his teeth in the bathroom. When Ke Xiaoxi called him, he poked his head out with a toothbrush in his mouth.

"Where's my clothes from yesterday? Where did you take them off for me?"

"washed."

"Washed?" Ke Xiaoxi stared, "When did you wash it?"

"Last night."

"Didn't you say that you also drank a lot and fell asleep soon after being very tired?"

Fang Tiejun took out his toothbrush and turned back, spit out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, "When I helped you undress, I saw some of your own vomit on it, I think you love cleaning so much, you will definitely suffer if you leave your clothes overnight No, just wash it by the way. Besides, how troublesome is it to wash clothes in the washing machine?"

"But... where did you dry it?" Ke Xiaoxi glanced at the empty clothes pole and turned her head to look around.

"Dry it? It was past twelve o'clock after finishing the busy work last night. I was sleepy and tired. It would be nice if I could wash the clothes. How can I have the energy to wait for them to finish washing before drying them?"

Ke Xiaoxi suddenly had a very bad premonition.Putting down the things in his hand, he turned on the washing machine: Sure enough, the wet clothes immediately fell out of the overcrowded washing machine, and his underwear and socks were mixed together, and there were several Fang Tiejun entangled inside. T-shirts, shorts, panties and socks.

Fang Tiejun felt that the atmosphere was getting weird, he quickly rinsed his mouth and stood behind Ke Xiaoxi, "Oh yes, I think it's time to wash anyway, and my clothes should be washed too, so..."

Ke Xiaoxi interrupted him, "That doesn't matter. But why did you let the clothes stay in the washing machine overnight?"

"Uh... one night was fine, I once forgot my clothes in the washing machine for a week."

"..."

"It will be a bit musty for a week, but it will be fine overnight."

Ke Xiaoxi didn't speak.

Fang Tiejun saw him put the fallen underwear and socks separately in different basins, and then he understood what he was thinking, "Well... I think they will be clean after washing, so I didn't separate them. I We usually wash together, it doesn’t matter.”

Ke Xiaoxi was speechless, silently took out all the clothes and divided them carefully.Suddenly his phone rang.

The company called, there was a problem with an advertisement that was about to be broadcast, and Ke Xiaoxi was asked to go over immediately.Looking at the laundry that needs to be washed and rewashed all over the floor, he really doesn't want to just leave it alone.

"Let me wash it for you." Fang Tiejun saw his struggle.

Ke Xiaoxi hesitated, and took out various laundry detergents, disinfectants and softeners, "Okay then. In this way, wash this one with this one, this one with this one, and that one with that one. Wash that pile first, and then wash this pile. Wash. Put this in the first compartment of the detergent box, this in the second compartment, and this in the third compartment. Then you don’t need to worry about my underwear and socks, just throw them in the basin, and I’ll come back and wash them myself.”

"How do you wash it?" Fang Tiejun interrupted him.

"Hand wash."

"why?"

"Hand washing is cleaner."

Fang Tiejun swallowed back the words that came to his lips, "Well, you continue"

Ke Xiaoxi picked out two basins that were about the same size as a large pile but of different colors. "You can do whatever you want. If you want to rewash, you can use these two basins to rewash. Use the blue one for socks and the one for underwear. This one is transparent. Well...if you don't want to wash it, you can just dry it. But I suggest you wash it again."

"Oh, I see."

People with such good patience like me can hardly bear it. No wonder his mother is worried that he will never find someone who can accompany him for the rest of his life.Fang Tiejun suddenly felt that Ke Xiaoxi was the most annoying man he had ever met.No, not only men, but few women are so troublesome.

After changing her clothes and telling her what she said before, Ke Xiaoxi left home tragically.It really hurts that the house was handed over to someone else in vain without the ability to resist.

According to Ke Xiaoxi's instructions, Fang Tiejun first stuffed the apparently clean sheets into the washing machine.A burst of music sounded, Fang Tiejun returned to the bedroom, picked up his mobile phone and lit a cigarette.

Taking a puff of cigarette and standing on the balcony, Fang Tiejun connected the phone.

"Hey?"

A familiar yet distant voice came from the phone, "Is it Tie Jun? It's me."

"..."

"Why don't you speak?"

"Why do you have my phone number?"

"I'm in Beijing. I heard you're here too."

"What are you doing in Beijing?"

"Do you have time? Come out and sit down."

"Where do you live?"

“A hotel near the Sanyuan Bridge.”

"I'll be there in half an hour."

Hanging up the phone, Fang Tiejun stood on the balcony pacing and finishing his cigarette.Just as I turned around and wanted to enter the house, I found someone in the garden downstairs who seemed to be looking this way from a distance.Judging by his clothes and figure, he should be a very young boy, whose face is too far away to see clearly.

Fang Tiejun didn't pay much attention, stomped out the cigarette butt and kicked it off the balcony, turned around and went back to get dressed.