hairy mouth

──It is impossible to clean the bowls and chopsticks in restaurants.

At Ke Xiaoxi's insistence, they went to a restaurant with the largest appearance in the nearby food street, which mainly serves Hunan and Cantonese cuisine.

After sitting down, the two began to flip through the menu.Ke Xiaoxi read it from beginning to end, and Fang Tiejun was still lingering on the pages of signature dishes.

After patiently waiting for Fang Tiejun to turn to the staple food, Ke Xiaoxi called the waiter.

"What are you looking forward to?" Ke Xiaoxi looked at Fang Tiejun who took his time and turned the menu back to the cold dishes.

"Ah? What?" Fang Tiejun raised his head in a bewildered expression, and he looked half asleep with drooping eyelids.

"I said what dish do you like?"

"Oh, go ahead, I can do whatever."

Then you look at the dry hair so carefully?Ke Xiaoxi gritted her teeth secretly, "Don't, what if you don't like what I ordered?"

"No, I like to eat anything."

Do you like shit?Ke Xiaoxi is most annoyed when people say "casual" when inviting people to dinner, but people say that almost every time.

"Don't, order one at least." Ke Xiaoxi stretched her neck and looked at the menu in Fang Tiejun's hand.

Crack——Fang Tiejun combined the recipes and looked at the waiter, "Do you have old ginger chicken?"

The girl who ordered the food smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry sir, we don't have this dish."

"Aren't you Hunan cuisine?"

"Yes, but we've never had that dish."

Fang Tiejun looked at Ke Xiaoxi and shrugged his shoulders, "It's better for you to come, I have no taboos."

Look at the recipe for nearly 10 minutes, and then order a dish that is not on the recipe.What a heinous perverted behavior!Ke Xiaoxi stared at Fang Tiejun for a few seconds in surprise, and then began to order.

"Chopped pepper fish head, hot and sour chicken, sauna clams, boiled kale. What do you want as a staple food?"

"casual."

"What to drink?"

"look."

"Two bowls of rice and two bottles of beer. That's fine."

The waiter turned to leave, but Ke Xiaoxi added, "One more pot of boiling water."

"Another ashtray." Fang Tiejun added.

The waiter left, Ke Xiaoxi stood up, "I'm going to the bathroom."

"Yes." Fang Tiejun agreed and took out his mobile phone to fiddle with.

After taking a few photos casually, the table suddenly made a buzzing sound.Fang Tiejun put down his phone: it was Ke Xiaoxi's phone that was ringing.They were sitting at the rectangular table of four, and Fang Tiejun accidentally saw the words on the screen - No. 5.

What is number 5?He couldn't help but look again.

When Ke Xiaoxi came back, he sat down shaking the water from his hands, "You should wash your hands too?"

Fang Tiejun looked at his hands, "I washed them before I came out."

Ke Xiaoxi frowned, "Didn't you touch the doorknob of the hotel when you came in just now?"

Fang Tiejun recalled, "Uh... probably touched it. What's wrong?"

"Everyone who comes to eat will touch the doorknob, and many of them will go to the toilet before leaving the restaurant, and some of them will not wash their hands after going to the toilet. Think about it, men need to use the toilet Put your hand on the bottom..."

Fang Tiejun stood up abruptly, "Okay, stop talking, I'll wash my hands."

Ke Xiaoxi was on the phone when Fang Tiejun came back.

"...Well, anyway, don't come here these days."

……

"No, don't guess."

……

"Well, well, that's it."

Ke Xiaoxi hung up the phone.

Fang Tiejun sat down and pointed to his mobile phone, "I overheard a few words. That... Is it inconvenient for me to be here? Is someone coming? Or should I..."

"No, don't get me wrong. When I said don't come over, I meant the company."

"Oh." Fang Tiejun nodded slowly, "That's good. Anyway, if you delay anything, just tell me, and I can go to the hotel to stay at any time."

Who would say that to a guest? !Ke Xiaoxi squeezed out a smile and waved her hands again and again, "How could it be? You can live here with peace of mind."

Boiling water and ashtrays were delivered.Fang Tiejun lit a cigarette, and Ke Xiaoxi began to rinse the tableware for the two of them with boiling water.Fang Tiejun didn't pay much attention to what people often did when eating in restaurants, but after a while he felt something was wrong.

Ke Xiaoxi first poured salt into the teapot, and then stirred it evenly with chopsticks.After the salt had melted, he poured the hot salt water into cups, plates, and bowls, let the water soak for a while, and then he wiped the edges of each container carefully with a napkin.Soak it after wiping, and repeat this three times. In the middle, I asked the waiter to add boiling water once, and asked for a large bowl to hold the used waste water.

"Do you do this every time?" Fang Tiejun asked suddenly.

Ke Xiaoxi rearranged the tableware neatly and was admiring her "masterpiece", "Ah? Why does this happen every time?"

Fang Tiejun pointed to the bowl in front of him.

"Oh, the bowls in restaurants are very dirty. Especially the ones that are disinfected uniformly."

"What about the dishes? You can't go to the back kitchen to look at them."

"Of course, there are many things that cannot be avoided when we go out to eat. Fortunately, the plates on which the food is served will not be brought to the mouth."

Or wash them all together in the dirty sink.Fang Tiejun thought so, but didn't say it out, he was afraid that some things would be finished, and Ke Xiaoxi might never eat in a restaurant again for the rest of his life.

The boiled kale and hot and sour chicken came first.Ke Xiaoxi filled the wine glasses of the two of them and picked up a glass by herself, "Come on, it's too late for you to catch up, so don't be fussy."

Fang Tiejun also raised his glass, "Why are you being polite? Come on, I'll do it."

"Oh?! Don't mind..."

Fang Tiejun took a few sips, and the wine glass bottomed out.After drinking, he slapped the empty glass on the table and stared at Ke Xiaoxi's glass that was held in mid-air and did not move.

Damn, you talk so slowly, why do you drink so happily? !Ke Xiaoxi swallowed, "I...have been away from the Northeast for many years, and it has been a long time since I drank like this."

"Then what do you usually drink?"

"Drink one mouthful at a time."

"Old women only drink like that. They have to be special old women."

"..."

"If you still admit that you are from the Northeast, then do it."

Although it is the dog days, the air conditioner in the hotel is fully turned on.The cold beer poured down her throat, and Ke Xiaoxi felt as if a lump of ice had been stuffed into her stomach.

Fang Tiejun smiled and filled up the wine glasses of the two of them again, "Well, that makes sense."

An hour later, Ke Xiaoxi rushed to the bathroom and vomited.After vomiting, he barely struggled to come out, and he fell headlong beside the sink, unconscious.

It turned out that Fang Tiejun carried Ke Xiaoxi home after paying the bill.

Entering the room and throwing Ke Xiaoxi on the bed, Fang Tiejun couldn't help but want to laugh when he looked at his embarrassed look and remembered how he drank too much in the restaurant just now.

Almost after several glasses of wine in a row, Ke Xiaoxi lost all restraint before.

"Let me tell you." He leaned closer to Fang Tiejun and whispered to himself, "Our boss...is a fool. A big fool!"

"Oh? What an idiot?" Fang Tiejun raised his glass to Ke Xiaoxi.

Ke Xiaoxi didn't need to be persuaded anymore, she drank her own drink consciously, and urged Fang Tiejun after finishing her drink, "Say I drink slowly, do you think you can't do it? Hahahaha..."

Seeing Fang Tiejun drank the wine, Ke Xiaoxi continued, "Our boss, last month our department planned a proposal..."

"Water...so thirsty..." Ke Xiaoxi stretched out a hand in the air in a daze.

Fang Tiejun regained his senses and went to the kitchen to pour him a glass of water and bring it in.Although Fang Tiejun was not drunk, he became dizzy after drinking a lot.As a result, one was dizzy and the other hand was weak, the water glass was overturned, and Ke Xiaoxi and the bed were all wet all at once.

Early the next morning.Ke Xiaoxi opened her eyes with a splitting headache.

Um?What's wrong?This is... the guest room at home.Why is it so cold...

Ke Xiaoxi sat up abruptly: she was naked.

Looking to the side again: Fang Tiejun──Naked at all.

I-

fuck

What the hell is this situation where the sky is spinning, the sky is turning, the sky is dark, the sky is dark, and the sky is falling apart? !